Name: TL;DR - 日本的聖誕節
Uploaded: 2020-08-07T19:21:33.000Z
Duration: 16 min 6 s

情態助動詞 B1

Never should have had the mulled wine first and then did the video.

真不應該先喝悶酒，然後再做視頻。

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[Meemers voice] It's a very special Christmas TL;DR with me, the grumpy Christmas Meems!

和我一起度過了一個非常特別的聖誕TL;DR，脾氣暴躁的聖誕Meems!

You put me in a sweater or I'll kill you, I'll kill all of you!

你給我穿上毛衣，否則我就殺了你，我就殺了你們所有人!

- Ooh! It is brisk today in Tokyo. - Ooh!

- 哦！今天東京的天氣很好- 哦！

- We are gonna be filming a video today all about... - Christmas in Japan.

- 我們今天要拍一個視頻，關於日本的聖誕節。

I paused because they were like BANG BANG BANG BANG!

我停了下來，因為他們就像邦邦邦邦！

好了，我們再試一次，準備好了嗎？

- I can't do this, girl. - Yes, you can. Okay, ready?

- 我不能這樣做，女孩。- 不，你可以的。好了，準備好了嗎？

Ducky, I think today is the day that we should do a video on Christmas in Japan.

Ducky，我覺得今天是我們應該做一個關於日本聖誕節的視頻的日子。

Let's tell people what it's all about on the coldest possible day in Tokyo.

讓我們在東京最冷的日子裡，告訴大家這一切是怎麼回事。

We could have filmed this a week ago when it was warm, and 18.

我們本可以在一週前拍下這個，那時天氣暖和，18歲。

- It was 20 degrees a few days ago! - It was 20 degrees!

- 幾天前的氣溫是20度!- 是20度！

But we were like, "Let's wait until almost Christmas to freeze our butts outside".

但我們當時想，"讓我們等到快到聖誕節的時候，把我們的屁股凍在外面"。

- We even got samples. - Ooooh! - It's filled with Christmas Cheer!

- 我們甚至得到了樣品。- 充滿了聖誕節的氣氛!

我們在這裡得到了什麼，女孩？

[Martina] It looks like... green slime, and red slime, and Halloween.

[瑪蒂娜]它看起來像... 綠色的粘液，和紅色的粘液， 和萬聖節。

So we're gonna try to warm up now with some Starbucks drinks, which

所以我們現在要試著用星巴克的飲料來熱身，這... ...

again, if we just shot last week it'd be really nice weather.

再次，如果我們只是拍攝上週 它會是非常好的天氣。

But now we're cold, and hunched over, and the Christmas cheer is lost on us.

但現在我們很冷，彎腰駝背，聖誕的氣氛也不復存在了。

[Simon] Well, what I have is a gingerbread latte which a lot of you might know, and you have a green...

好吧，我有一個薑餅拿鐵 你可能知道很多，你有一個綠色的... ...

sludge latte. What is that? - Okay, so...

汙泥拿鐵。那是什麼？- 好吧，所以...

- 好吧，等一下。- 好吧，等一下。

哦，我的上帝，這就像，這麼好。

Um, this is supposed to be something pistachio related. Like pistachio Merry Christmas.

嗯，這應該是開心果相關的東西。像開心果聖誕快樂。

And it took me a surprisingly long time to figure out why

而我竟然花了很長時間才弄清楚原因。

pistachio would be part of the Christmas theme.

開心果會是聖誕主題的一部分。

And then you drew a face on the whipped cream, that's it, look!

然後你在鮮奶油上畫了一張臉，就是這樣，看!

So, what's happening here? Pistachio seems to be the theme this year.

那麼，這裡發生了什麼？開心果似乎是今年的主題。

What's with pistachio with Christmas? Is it because it's green?

開心果和聖誕節有什麼關係？是因為它是綠色的嗎？

I tried to use my pipe, and I'm like "how do you..."

我想用我的管子，我想 "你怎麼..."

What- what is a- how do you smoke a corncob pipe?

什麼--什麼是--怎麼抽玉米棒管？

- Because I'm not used to having pistachio for Christmas. - Yeah.

- 因為我不習慣在聖誕節吃開心果。- 對啊

what are things that come to mind for you like if you were to describe it to somebody?

如果你向別人描述，你會想到什麼？

You mean what I grew up with, or what I saw in the media that I thought I was supposed to have?

你是說我從小到大的經歷，還是我在媒體上看到的我認為我應該擁有的東西？

Because you're supposed to have gingerbread, you're supposed to have like warm cinnamon, and apples,

因為你應該有薑餅， 你應該有像溫暖的肉桂， 和蘋果。

and mulled wines, and I had none of that sh*t growing up.

和麥酒，我沒有這些東西長大。

But I saw it in movies, and I thought that's what people are supposed to have for Christmas.

但我在電影裡看到過，我想這就是人們應該有的聖誕禮物。

This is the Ghost of Bitter Christmas Past!

這就是過去苦澀的聖誕節的鬼魂!

No, you know, my flavors of Christmas were like turkey, and mashed potatoes, and cranberry.

不，你知道，我的聖誕節的口味 是像火雞， 和土豆泥，和蔓越莓。

- Yeah, same with me. - It's just like Easter.

- 是啊，我也一樣。- 這就像復活節。

- Yeah. - The only difference is that my dad would buy

- 唯一不同的是，我爸會給我買。

Up until like Christmas Eve, because he knew that if they were in the house beforehand that I'd eat them sh*ts,

直到像平安夜， 因為他知道，如果他們是在家裡事先 我吃他們的狗屎。

Frozen solid! Like you were chewing on chocolate bones.

冰凍的固體！就像你在咀嚼巧克力骨頭。

- Volume needs to go way down here, has some excitment. - That's my Christmas memory.

- 量需要在這裡走下去，有一些刺激。- 這是我的聖誕記憶。

- It's still soundin' like the Ghost of Christmas Past. - I love it.

- 它仍然聽起來像過去的聖誕節的幽靈。- 我喜歡這首歌

I still asked my parents if they could mail me some, because I missed that Christmas flavor.

我還是問了父母能不能給我郵寄一些，因為我很想念那種聖誕的味道。

好吧，所以... ... 這得到了真正的具體。

- Yes. Christmas flavors... - Most people...

- 是的，聖誕節的味道...聖誕節的味道...

I mean, I really have no relation for you except for turkey, and cranberry sauce, and gravy.

我是說，除了火雞、蔓越莓醬和肉汁，我和你真的沒有關係。

Eggnog, which our family never drank. Hot apple cider, which our family also didn't drink.

蛋奶酒，我們家從來不喝。熱蘋果酒，我們家也不喝。

It was only until I started like, working at Starbucks that I tried eggnog.

直到我開始在星巴克工作，我才嘗試喝蛋酒。

That's what I thought like, white America ate for Christmas.

這就是我想的那樣，美國白人吃的聖誕節。

'Cause I didn't know anybody that had that flavor for Christmas,

因為我不知道任何人有這種味道的聖誕節。

none of my friends even had it. - Oh, right. Right.

我的朋友們都沒有。- 哦，對了。是的。

'Cause you didn't even grow up in a neighborhood that's...

"因為你甚至沒有長大的鄰居，這是... ...

That's what you saw in like, a Chevy Chase movie for Christmas, you know?

這就是你看到的一樣，雪佛蘭大通電影的聖誕節，你知道嗎？

Is this one of those things where none of us actually eat that?

這是我們都沒有真正吃到的東西嗎？

Has any of us done this? - Has any of us even had...?

我們中有人這樣做嗎？- 有沒有人甚至有... ?

Wow this doesn't taste like Christmas at all, what is this crap?

哇，這一點都不像聖誕節的味道，這是什麼垃圾？

The point that we're trying to get at is that there are distinctive flavors that we think of, like cranberry,

我們想說的是，我們認為有獨特的味道，比如蔓越莓。

orange, vanilla, cookie - sugar cookies. But those

橙子，香草，餅乾--糖餅乾。但這些

flavor associations aren't really that big

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