What's a lie detector test?

測謊儀是什麼？

I'll be asking you a series of questions.

我會問你一系列的問題。

And we have a few guests Interviewers here to help I Good luck.

而且我們有幾位嘉賓面試官在這裡幫助我祝你好運。

Will set you free.

會讓你自由。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

I don't know what that means.

我不知道那是什麼意思。

That all right is your real name.

好吧，這是你的真名。

Big Bird.

大鳥。

May I thought you were talking to Barry.

我以為你在和巴里說話呢

Yes.

是的，我知道

My name's Big Bird.

我叫大鳥

Do you live on Sesame Street?

你住在芝麻街嗎？

Yes, I do.

是的，我有。

Are you ready to take this lie detector test, George?

你準備好接受這個測謊測試了嗎，喬治？

Yep.

是的。

Let's get started.

我們開始吧

How's he doing?

他怎麼樣了？

So far?

到目前為止？

Very perfect.

非常完美。

Just perfect.

只是完美。

Eight foot too pretty tall, wouldn't you say?

八尺的身高太漂亮了，你說是不是？

Yes.

是的，我知道

You ever been asked to model?

你曾被要求做模特嗎？

Um, no, but I've been asked to reach things on high shelves.

嗯，沒有，但我被要求去拿高架上的東西。

You often get asked to play basketball?

經常有人請你打籃球？

Uh, no.

呃，沒有。

No.

不知道

Really.

真的嗎？

Do you think you'd be good at basketball if you played G?

如果你打G，你覺得你的籃球會好嗎？

I guess if I practice a lot, I might get better at it.

我想如果我經常練習，可能會更好。

Might get good.

可能會變得很好。

Yeah.

是啊。

Do you think you'd be better at basketball than this man?

你覺得你的籃球技術會比這個人好嗎？

Larry Bird?

拉里-伯德？

I don't know.

我不知道。

Looks like he's actually maybe a basketball player.

看起來他其實也許是個籃球運動員。

So I'm gonna go with this.

所以我打算用這個。

Bird's better.

鳥的更好。

Do you ever Google yourself, Big bird?

你有在谷歌上搜索過自己嗎，大鳥？

No, I don't even know what that means.

不，我甚至不知道那是什麼意思。

But you do have a Twitter, right?

但你有一個Twitter，對不對？

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

I like to tweet.

我喜歡發微博。

You ever check your twitter D M's?

你有沒有檢查過你的微博D M的？

Oh, What's that?

哦，那是什麼？

I guess that's a no No.

我想這是不可能的

Like it's not.

就像它不是。

Maybe I'm not doing it right.

也許我做的不對。

You were named a living legend by the United States Library of Congress.

你被美國國會圖書館評為活的傳奇。

Are there any perks to being a living legend?

作為一個活著的傳奇人物，有什麼好處嗎？

G, if there are, I haven't gotten any.

G，如果有的話，我還沒有得到任何。

Do you ever get to hang out with this living legend?

你有機會和這位活生生的傳奇人物交往嗎？

John Legend?

約翰傳奇？

Uh, yeah, yeah, I know John.

嗯，是的，是的，我知道約翰。

Sure.

當然可以

We've done a song together.

我們一起做了一首歌。

What song?

什麼歌？

Uh, you don't remember the name?

呃，你不記得名字了？

Barry.

巴里

Do you know the name of the song?

你知道這首歌的名字嗎？

I listen to the answers.

我聽著答案。

I don't answer the questions.

我不回答問題。

Mature?

成熟？

I believe him.

我相信他

Maybe we should do the lie detector test on Very when Ariana Grande A song.

也許我們應該在Ariana Grande A歌時對Very做測謊測試。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Next came out.

接下來出來了。

You tweeted Thank you.

你發了微博，謝謝你。

Nest?

巢？

Yeah.

是啊。

I think that was a typo.

我想那是一個錯字。

So are you an Ariana Grande?

那麼你是阿麗亞娜-格蘭德嗎？

A fan?

粉絲？

I'm sure She seems really nice.

我相信她看起來真的很好。

Is that true?

是真的嗎？

Bury Everything so far is true.

埋下至今為止的一切，都是真的。

The wish Arianna would visit Sesame Street welcome.

希望阿麗安娜能來芝麻街參觀歡迎。

Any time you in turn it funny or die in 2015 whichever consider in turning at Vanity Fair.

任何時候，你在2015年轉折它的有趣或死亡，無論哪一個考慮在轉折在名利場。

Oh, sure.

哦，當然

What do you have?

你有什麼？

There's a couple openings.

有幾個開口。

Well, good.

嗯，好。

Like what?

像什麼？

For example, writing about the White House.

比如說，寫白宮。

Well, I like colors, like right about any color house you'd like.

好吧，我喜歡的顏色，喜歡正確的任何顏色的房子，你想。

Sesame Street's in New York City, right?

芝麻街在紐約，對吧？

That's right.

是的

So you ever take the subway?

那你坐過地鐵嗎？

I have.

我有。

But I have to really duck duck, really low sitting subway like this.

但我要真的躲躲閃閃，真的低頭坐地鐵這樣。

You to Highbury.

你去海伯利

You've been six years old for 50 years, right?

你已經六歲了，50年了吧？

Well, I'm not very good at math, but I guess that's right.

嗯，我的數學不是很好，但我想這是對的。

Yes.

是的，我知道

Do you have any skin care secrets or any skin care secrets?

你有什麼護膚祕籍或者護膚祕籍嗎？

Well, I mean, I'm a bird, so I mult, but I don't know just gonna happen.

我是說，我是一隻鳥，所以我很聰明，但我不知道會發生什麼。

Well, thanks for your honesty.

嗯，謝謝你的誠實。

Now we're gonna have some of your friends ask you some questions.

現在我們要請你的朋友們來問你一些問題。

Oh, goody, My bird.

哦，好樣的，我的鳥。

Oh, hi, Cookie.

哦，嗨，餅乾。

Monster you're doing I'm gonna have you be good.

你做的怪獸，我會讓你乖乖的。

What you got on there?

你在那裡得到了什麼？

I have no idea, but very put it on me.

我不知道，但很把它在我身上。

And he's very nice.

而且他人很好。

So I guess it's ok.

所以，我想這是確定的。

I'm very very That's Cookie Monster.

我非常非常那是餅乾怪獸。

so nice to meet you.

很高興見到你。

Good to see you.

很高興見到你

Me going to ask you some questions?

我要問你一些問題嗎？

Oh, goody.

哦，好的。

Okay, um, boy got with Oh.

好吧，嗯，男孩得到了與哦。

Oh, You live in a big nest, right?

哦，你住在一個大窩裡，對嗎？

I do.

我是這麼想的

Did you make said just Yes, I I did make my next.

你做了說只是 是的，我我做了我的下一個。

Yes.

是的，我知道

Wow.

哇哦

Always wondered about that.

一直在想這個問題。

Uh, cookie monster.

呃，餅乾怪物。

Where do you live?

你住在哪裡？

Live in department.

住在部門。

Did you make the apartment yourself?

你自己做的公寓嗎？

No.

不知道

Me just moved in years ago, but they rent controlled.

我前幾年剛搬來，但他們租金控制。

Oh, that's what you told me?

哦，這是你告訴我的？

Not going anywhere.

哪裡也不去。

That's pretty good.

這是很好的。

We've been there since the sixties.

我們從六十年代開始就在那裡了。

Really?

真的嗎？

Don't sublet.

不要轉租。

No, I wouldn't do that.

不，我不會這樣做。

I don't know what it means, but I wouldn't do it to be careful rejecting the camera.

我不知道這是什麼意思，但我不會做小心拒絕相機。

My like Oh, we got question.

我喜歡哦，我們有問題。

OK, you didn't.

好吧，你沒有。

Your Oscar The Grouch.

你的奧斯卡古靈精怪。

Right.

好吧，我知道了

OK, so would you say he a good neighbor?

好吧，那你會說他是個好鄰居嗎？

Well, he's a grouchy neighbor.

嗯，他是一個暴躁的鄰居。

Does that count?

這算不算？

You like it?

你喜歡嗎？

Very good.

非常好

Truthful, truthful Answer.

真實的，真實的回答。

Terrific.

很好

Have you ever thought of asking Oscar to not know, Really?

你有沒有想過讓奧斯卡不知道，真的？

I mean, that's that's what Oscar likes.

我的意思是，這就是奧斯卡喜歡的。

He likes his trash, and, uh, I think he loves his trance.

他喜歡他的垃圾，而且，呃，我想他喜歡他的恍惚。

I would never ask him to clean it.

我絕對不會叫他去打掃。

up, Big Bird.

了，大鳥。

Yes, Cookie Monster.

是的，餅乾怪獸。

Would you say that you love bird seed?

你會說你喜歡鳥類種子嗎？

More than me, Love.

比我更多，愛。

That's hard to say.

這就難說了。

I mean, I sure do love bird seed.

我的意思是，我當然喜歡鳥類種子。

Then I know that you love cookies.

那我知道你愛吃餅乾

Oh, hey, Cookie.

哦，嘿，餅乾。

Monster.

怪物。

Yeah.

是啊。

Have you ever tried a bird seed cookie there?

你有沒有試過那裡的鳥籽餅乾？

Good, right.

很好，沒錯。

You like?

你喜歡嗎？

I do.

我是這麼想的

I like them a lot.

我很喜歡他們。

Let's go get one.

我們去找一個。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Lets you strapped in there.

讓你綁在那裡。

You get one for me?

你給我拿一個？

Very.

很好

Whenever he go, maybe all three of us.

只要他一走，也許我們三個人都會走。

You like birds eat cookies.

你喜歡鳥兒吃餅乾。

Oh, I love him.

哦，我愛他。

Really well, in the three of us going to get crazy, I think this is very, very this is that This is Elmo.

真的很好，在我們三個人要瘋狂的時候，我覺得這是非常非常的這是，這是艾莫。

What's happening?

發生什麼事了？

I like your time.

我喜歡你的時間。

Very.

很好

Oh, thank you so much.

哦，謝謝你這麼多。

That was true.

那是真的。

What is this now?

現在是什麼情況？

The test.

檢驗。

What should we do?

我們應該怎麼做？

Bury.

埋。

You are gonna ask the questions You get to the questions.

你要問問題，你要去問問題。

Do you have any questions for me?

你有什麼問題要問我嗎？

Questions.

問題：

Your best friend.

你最好的朋友。

Oh, is your best friend.

哦，是你最好的朋友。

Nothing.

什麼都沒有。

Mr.

先生

Stuff a lot, because is my best friend.

東西很多，因為是我最好的朋友。

Okay, um who are your other best friends?

好吧，嗯，誰是你其他最好的朋友？

Elbow and Abby?

肘子和艾比？

You're my friend too, right?

你也是我的朋友吧？

So we could be friends and Berries.

所以我們可以做朋友，做貝瑞。

Berries?

漿果？

You know what?

你知道嗎？

We should Maybe we should do a a play date with.

我們應該... ...也許我們應該做一個遊戲的日期與。

Very, very, absolutely.

非常，非常，絕對。

Do you know the alphabet?

你認識字母表嗎？

Hey, big bird.

嘿，大鳥。

No, I don't think hopscotches my favorite game.

不，我不認為跳房子是我最喜歡的遊戲。

No, bury everything he has said so far is absolutely true.

不，埋葬他至今所說的一切絕對是真的。

Okay, what is your favorite?

好吧，你最喜歡什麼？

Oh, I love tag.

哦，我喜歡標籤。

Wait.

等一下

Batter.

漿糊。

Is that Russell?

那是羅素嗎？

Is it a question I did?

是我做的題嗎？

That's almost questioning.

這幾乎是在質疑。

Concurrent.

同時進行。

It's You were there with me, Elmo, remember?

是你和我在一起，艾莫，記得嗎？

We did a, uh I got a feeling that what would you say?

我們做了一個，呃... ...我有一種感覺，你會說什麼？

You have lots of feelings.

你有很多感受。

Sure don't.

當然不要。

We all have lots of feelings.

我們都有很多的感受。

Would you say that?

你會這麼說嗎？

Emotional you?

情緒化的你？

Are you an emotional burn?

你是情感燒傷嗎？

Well, I mean, I have feelings.

我的意思是，我有感情。

Sometimes I feel happy.

有時候，我覺得很幸福。

Sometimes It feels saying that's just what being a bird is all about, right?

有時候感覺說，這才是做鳥的意義所在吧？

I was beautiful.

我是美麗的。

It's made me making me wait.

它讓我讓我等。

Remember when we had a sleepover?

還記得我們過夜的時候嗎？

Do you know you do snore a little bit, but it's very cute.

你知道你確實會打呼嚕，但很可愛。

Very.

很好

It's like little.

這就像小。

It's very cute it right now, Elmo, You remember?

現在很可愛，艾莫，你記得嗎？

Right?

對吧？

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Hit me with it.

用它打我。

I do like candy.

我確實喜歡吃糖。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

You win.

你贏了

Everything is everything.

一切都是一切。

can I get unhooked from this thing?

我可以從這件事上解脫出來嗎？

That's a little tight.

這有點緊。

That was the most truthful session I've ever had in all the time I've been doing this like a fly.

這是我做這個工作這麼久以來，最真實的一次會議，就像一隻蒼蠅一樣。

It's true.

是真的

You know what?

你知道嗎？

I have to go to the bathroom here.

我得在這裡上廁所。

It is true.

這是真的。

I know.

我知道，我知道

What can I get a look from?

我可以從什麼地方看出來？