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  • - You can touch it, if you want.

  • I don't care.

  • (laughing)

  • - Dude, why does that feel so natural, though?

  • (soft music)

  • - Hello. (laughs)

  • - Hi, I'm Ilah Dizon.

  • - Hi, I am Shahram Salemy.

  • I am a plastic surgeon here, in Seattle.

  • - Oh, okay.

  • - Like, honestly, I've considered cosmetic surgery before.

  • Actually, a tummy tuck.

  • - I wanna get a nose job, I would love to get a boob job,

  • and I would love to get my lips filled.

  • I was hoping you could get a leg job

  • and put a stilt in there and make myself taller.

  • I'd do it all, I'd go crazy.

  • - Yeah, let's do it.

  • - Okay. - Hi, I'm John.

  • - Hello, John, okay. - Nice to meet you.

  • - Would you mind just turning around for me.

  • Mm-hmm, great.

  • - It'd be hard to tell just by looking at you

  • if you'd had anything done from a cosmetic standpoint.

  • - Want me to turn around?

  • - (laughs) No.

  • (laughs)

  • Weird.

  • - I didn't have penis reduction surgery.

  • - Wha! (laughs) - Sorry.

  • - Wow, yeah, yes, I'm gonna say that you got a nose job.

  • - Can you raise your eyebrows up, you've had some Botox?

  • - Yup.

  • - Just give me what's up.

  • - I have not had a nose job.

  • - I've done filler in my lip.

  • - Wait, how much was the lip fillers?

  • - Like a thousand.

  • - And you have good teeth.

  • You've done something to whiten your teeth.

  • - Bleach, yup.

  • - Yeah, did I cover everything--

  • - Covered pretty much everything.

  • The only thing else that I've had is Kybella.

  • - Yeah, so, that's an injection to try to dissolve fat.

  • There's kind of pros and cons to it.

  • Hurts like hell sometimes, yeah.

  • - (laughs) It does burn.

  • - Alright, thank you. - That was good.

  • Alright, I'm calling that a win.

  • I'm just gonna say I'm not keeping score,

  • but I'm totally keeping score.

  • - Hi.

  • - Fuck.

  • - Oh, sorry.

  • - I know right. - Yeah.

  • - Can he come down here.

  • - Would that be insulting, I don't wanna--

  • - Come here, come here, no, get on your knees.

  • - Lift your eyebrows up, okay.

  • - I can only do one side.

  • - I think you may have gotten some sort of injection,

  • Botox or otherwise, just because your skin seems really firm

  • and nice and your forehead doesn't really

  • have any wrinkles in it at all.

  • - Nothing else pokes at ya?

  • (laughing)

  • - What I do see is that you probably

  • have what's called a facial nerve palsy.

  • Have you been told that?

  • - Yes, it's a nerve paralysis on this side,

  • not this side, obviously. - Yeah.

  • - I've been used to this for 36 years

  • so, it's like, eh, but it's really annoying.

  • - So other than that I mean you're just wonderful.

  • I dunno, I don't see anything else.

  • - I have a feeling you're one of my no plastic surgeries.

  • - No, I don't think she's had cosmetic surgery.

  • I think she's had multiple surgeries.

  • I mean I see scars on knees.

  • So I wouldn't consider, like, surgery on the knees

  • or the back as cosmetic.

  • - How many surgeries do you think I've had?

  • - At least 10?

  • - 21.

  • (chokes)

  • Have any of them been for cosmetic?

  • - Yes, I've had an orthognathic jaw surgery.

  • I guess you can say like facial reconstruction.

  • I used to joke around, but my 20th surgery

  • was gonna be for, like, truly for me

  • and that was my breasts.

  • - Mmm.

  • - Can ya tell?

  • - Ah, tah.

  • (laughing)

  • - It looks very natural and balanced with you.

  • - Thank you.

  • - So, that's great.

  • - Especially since I'm not wearing a bra, so, yay!

  • - A little more information than we needed

  • but we're fine with that.

  • (laughing)

  • - Oh, I'm proud. - We're good.

  • - We're not in New Orleans, so.

  • - No, no, no, please.

  • (laughing)

  • - We're good.

  • - Take care, take care. - Thank you so much.

  • (clapping)

  • - Let's do this.

  • - Let's do it.

  • - Girl, you already know, you already know, okay.

  • (laughs)

  • - You can touch it if you want, I don't care.

  • (laughing)

  • That feels so weird.

  • - Ah.

  • (laughs)

  • I'm like, I was sweating.

  • - Mm-hm.

  • - What do you think stands out?

  • - Ah, well, mmhmm, could you turn around again for me?

  • (laughing)

  • - I feel like they're implants.

  • 'Cause that, like you could set a cup on it.

  • - It feels like one of those like,

  • really nice beds that you bounce on.

  • This is totally a fake booty.

  • - My butts not fake.

  • - That's not a fake butt, no! (laughs)

  • - That's real?

  • - Yeah, my ass is real.

  • - Has anyone ever asked you if your ass was fake?

  • - Oh, I get asked everyday, almost, everyday, yeah

  • - Shaky, shaky, shaky, shaky, shaky, shaky.

  • That's a real butt.

  • (clapping)

  • - Hi.

  • - Hi, you're gorgeous, you look like a Barbie.

  • Oh my God, you already know where I'm staring.

  • - I think your tattoo is making me

  • want to look at your breasts, I guess,

  • and make me think that those may or may not be,

  • real, fake, anyways.

  • - Just gotta feel it, do you wanna feel mine?

  • For science.

  • - For science.

  • - We're doing science right now.

  • - Nose is really symmetrical.

  • Can you bring your chin up for me?

  • I don't see a scar.

  • So, I don't think you've had a rhinoplasty

  • and in the way you're wearing your top,

  • you've either had augmentation

  • or you're wearing a bra that's accentuating that.

  • - Boob job.

  • - You got a boob job.

  • - I got a boob job.

  • - Yeah, she got a boob job.

  • - This might be offensive if I'm wrong.

  • It sounds like, perhaps, maybe you were,

  • born a man or something like that

  • and then went through surgery to become Haley.

  • - Clocked.

  • (laughing)

  • - So, I did have a sex change, gender confirmation surgery

  • or something like that, so, I've had my chest done.

  • I did have a slight Juvederm

  • and I also just got a,

  • had a vaginal plasty in April as well.

  • - Well I can tell you for sure,

  • we would not have been able to see the third one.

  • - I thought, it's like--

  • - And if I did, you could just

  • take my medical license right now.

  • - I mean did everything go well, are you able to use like,

  • your parts how they would be used.

  • - Everything works, I have like six inches of depth.

  • - Nice.

  • - Yeah and it's, like, all the hardware's there.

  • It gets wet, it can be orgasmic.

  • - Oh, oh, sweet, that's awesome.

  • - Yeah.

  • I have a labiaplasty coming up.

  • - A little more information then we needed, but okay.

  • - The labiaplasty's kinda like a face lift

  • for your vagina.

  • - They do that?

  • - Yeah, a lot of women who have children actually,

  • get labiaplasties too.

  • - Yeah, I should probably look into that.

  • - Loose lips.

  • - I'm honestly scared to see what it looks like.

  • Oh my God, I'm afraid.

  • (laughing)

  • It's so nice to meet you.

  • - It was good meeting you.

  • - First thing I notice, really good looking guy.

  • - You clearly moisturize, like, a lot, like your skin is--

  • - Like I look greasy as fuck.

  • - No like, that's probably, like,

  • the best skin I've ever seen in my life.

  • - Okay.

  • - I'm gonna say you have had plastic surgery.

  • Can I get closer?

  • - You can get closer.

  • - Can I look at you, okay, great, yeah.

  • Oh, yeah, those lips I'm gonna say.

  • Yeah, those aren't yours.

  • - You have had lip fillers.

  • - I would say probably not had anything done.

  • So, have you had anything done?

  • - I have not had anything done.

  • - Yes.

  • - Fuck, wow, those are your lips?

  • - Those are my lips.

  • - Gee, are you looking at his lips?

  • - I use lip plumper, but it's just like a top coat.

  • It's like a chap stick.

  • - What the hell?

  • - Do you wanna try some?

  • - Can I try some?

  • - Do you wanna try some right now?

  • - Wait, is it FDA approved?

  • - Probably not, try it, here.

  • - Okay.

  • - It's gonna tingle.

  • - Oh, fucking Jesus.

  • (laughing)

  • - I'm salivating, do you see it?

  • - Yeah, don't lick it, yeah. (laughs)

  • She's literally drooling.

  • So would you like to put it on?

  • - I'm good.

  • - I thought it'd be a no.

  • Nice to meet you.

  • - It was so nice to meet you, thank you.

  • - Good luck on the lips.

  • - I'm gonna be talking funny the rest of the time.

  • You should have saved that for last.

  • - Hi. - Hi.

  • - I'm Marty, nice to meet you.

  • - Nice to meet you.

  • - May I look at your body and your breasts.

  • - Yup. - Okay, thanks.

  • - This is a really nice, juicy butt.

  • Your butt's real, right?

  • - I don't actually see stretch marks.

  • Have you ever had kids?

  • - Yes.

  • - Okay, because you had kids,

  • I'm guessing you had a tummy tuck.

  • - Breast operation, maybe a tummy operation,

  • and maybe some liposuction, we call it a Mommy Makeover.

  • - I'm just gonna say no, that's what I'm gonna say.

  • I'm gonna say you're all natural, am I wrong?

  • - I, yes.

  • - What have you gotten done?

  • - Breast lift, liposculpture, tummy tuck.

  • - You had a tummy tuck too?

  • - Yes.

  • (claps)

  • - Anything else, you think?

  • - No, I feel like it was just.