字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - What's your vibe? - I play Magic, I play Cribbage. - I feel like you are a magician. This jacket is full of secrets. (laughing) Maybe, high school drop out vibe? - Fuck me! (mischievous music) - Hi. - Hi. - [Interviewer] What's your name? - I'm Allen. - I'm Curtis. - I'm Blimes. - And I'm Gab. - Together we're Blimes and Gab. - We're in a hip hop duo. - [Interviewer] What's your level of education? - I have a Bachelor's Degree. - GED - I dropped out of college. - I was a mechanical engineer as an undergraduate then I got a Masters degree in Architecture. - I've done like a two year program. School's just like not my vibe. - [Interviewer] You are going to be guessing everyone's level of education. (mischievous music) - I'm a good person, I swear. (laughing) - Hey. (footsteps) - [Interviewer] Who looks the least educated out of this group? - Hmm. - I'm go wit' you my man. (laughing) I think he's trying to throw us off with the suit. - Lil' try hard? - Yeah. - Lil' try hard. - Damn. Don't worry I'll be up there in a minute (mumbling) don't worry (laughing) I got something for ya. (laughing) - I'm Sorry man. (mumbling) - Hello. Wonderful. Turquoise. - Hi Andrea Nice to meet you. - Andrea, fabulous. - First impressions. Rockstar. - Thank you! - What kind of work do you do? - I am self-employed. - And, what kind of work do you do? - Customer Service. - (laughs) Self-employed, customer service. - I work with people. - (laugh) All right. - I make them feel good about themselves. - That's interesting in the sex trade? - (laughs) No. - Okay. (laughing) - Let me see looking at the ends of your hairs. Let's see. Okay, maybe you just got a trim. - I think she went to beauty school. - Are you an artist? Like - Yeah. - I think you do tattoos and I don't think you need to go to school for that. Maybe (laughs) a high school drop out. - You were like, "Fuck school (laughing) "I'm gonna pursue my dreams of "singing in my screamo emo band." (laughing) Right? - So, I dropped out of high school. - Okay. - You were totally right. Fuck education. - Fuck education! - Like the typical public school route fuck that! (laughing) - Yes! - And, so I went to cosmetology school. - Nice! - I am a hair stylist. - Okay. - Yeah! (cheering) Thank you! - Only because we work with people like you all the time. - All the time. - That's what made made it easy. - We should've worked with you today. - Yeah, what the hell? - You're like giving me like a fratty-bro kind of vibe. Like the ones that used to pick me up and throw me out of the parties. (laughing) - What kind of work do you do? - I work in a hospital. - You work in a hospital. - I sometimes clean up messes. - (laughs) Do you contribute to making the messes? - Yeah. - You are starting to sound more and more like a doctor. - How much money do you make? - 35 thousand cool dollars a year. - Oh okay. - Okay. Dammit. (laughing) - I would hope that you that you didn't go to college and have that I mean shit (laughing) you're paying that much a year to go to school. - Right, no way you're gonna get out of debt on that. - I want to say high school diploma just for your sake, but - Let's say GED. I don't think he went to school man. - Okay, GED. - You went to a four year university so you just like party it up a little bit and you were like, "Fuck it "I'll like get a communications degree, or something." And you were just like butt-chugging Coors Light all day. (laughing) So was I right? - No. - Okay, shoot, not at all. - Not at all. - Okay. - I am a PhD student. - What are you studying? Why are you - I'm studying the molecular biology of aging. (laughs) - How old do you think I am? (laughing) - 25. - Oh my God! (laughing) - Are people surprised? - Sometimes, yeah. I think I am the second African-American in the program's history. - Why are you studying this? - Oh, it's actually a really selfish reason. - Nice. - To see if I could live a long time. - The PhD is to solidify that higher pay grade, yeah? - Hopefully. - I want you to make more money. - Hello, what's your name? - Eddy. - I am so sorry. - Eddy. - Eduh. - Eddy, E-D-D-Y. - Eduh. - Eddy. - [Interviewer] Eddy! - Eddy! - Yeah! (laughing) - Where you from Eddy? - My mom and dad are from Guatemala but I was born here in Bellevue, Washington. - Bellevue. - So, your parents, what are their expectations like? - Well, they were worried about me like getting someone pregnant but that's not gonna happen. (laughing) - I think Eddy's in college right now. - He looks like he is sixteen, I'm very confused. (laughing) I would assume he is like still in high school. Am I right? - No, I have a bachelor's. (gasps) - Are your parent's proud of you? - I think so, like, my mom and dad neither one of them went to school. Like my dad does not know how to read or write. - Is anybody in your family looking up to you? - My little sisters are about to graduate from high school. So, they're like applying to college. So, it's like nice being able to like help them cause, when I was applying to like college and stuff like I didn't have any guidance. - Nice. - Yeah! - Well tell me about the work you do. - I do a little graphic design. I'm a sketch illustrator. I help with adult entertainment. - In order to do what you do you kind of have to have a handle on art history. I'm just guessing that you have a bachelor's degree in fine arts? - Will you take the glasses off for us? (laughing) - Are those prescr-- Oh yeah, those are - They're very - super prescription. - It's super real big. - Damn, that is a - Yeah. - very thick lens. - Yeah it is. - Okay. - Mm-hmm, we're talking education. - I can see you being a doctor. - You give me gamer vibes. - Yes. - And I feel like gamers wouldn't go to college. Am I right? - I actually have a master's degree. - Dammit. - It's okay. - In what? - College student personnel administration. - I, to this day, am not really using my degree. - How much debt are you in. - I've still got tens of thousands to go. It's not great. - That is anxiety. - Yeah, it's not good. (mumbles) or life-wise. - And, for something that you're like not using. - Yeah, it sucks. - Come on down Mr. Suit. - I am Dante. - What's good Dante? - {Interviewer] Can you tell me again why he is - The dumbest looking mother fucker here? (laughing) - Why I got to be the dumb mother fucker. - It is the hair, man. (laughing) - The suit with the Jerry Curl. - Oh you mother (laughing) - You wanna buy a timeshare from him? (laughing) - You're so mean. - What's your vibe? - I play Magic, I play Cribbage. - I feel like you are a magician. This jacket is full of secrets. (laughing) - Maybe, high school drop out vibe. You were like, "Fuck it. "I wanna be a magician." - (laughs) What the fuck? - Looks like your hair is nice and moisturized. - Yes ma'am. - Okay, cool, cool, cool. - Oh, there's a ring. (gasps) Okay, okay, I am going with and a watch. You're a car salesman. - Fuck! (laughing) - You have a high school diploma and that's you've stopped. Maybe you started working there in high school. You're like the detailer, I don't know. - Fuck. - Oh! This is getting so much worse! - Yes, it is! - Why am I? - What the fuck is wrong wit' you? - Am I right? - Fuck no. - Oh. - Jesus Christ. - Okay. - About like all of it? - All of it! No, no! - Aah! - Have you ever seen a black magician? I've never even seen one. - That is the magic of it. (laughing) - Oh my fuck! - I went to Morehouse College on an academic scholarship. - I've got a AA, a BA and a Master's degree. - You're amazing. - What did you get your Master's in? - Athletic administration. My bachelors and my AA are in IT. I used to teach SQL. I used to teach HTML, CSS and all that. I make all my white students call me Master. - Oh my God (laughs nervously) - You're like a PhD bitch. (laughing) - Why do you say that? - You're so intimidating I feel like you can like read into my soul and you were like taught in school how to do that for like years. - You have small hands. - I, yes. (laughing) - That means you type. - [Interviewer] So you think? - She is a type typer. The people who do the coding thing. Do you have to go to college for that? - Yes. - Yeah, that's right. (laughing) You're the guy. (laughing) Bachelor's in coding? - No. - I do have a PhD. (applause) - Wow, oh my God. - Yay. - I could see it. - Good on you. - I could see it. - Okay. - Okay, in what? - Anthropology. - Okay, I took in that my freshman year at WSU. - Oh, okay. - Fuckin' hated it. (laughing) - What do you do with your degree? - I am a post-doc. - What is a post-doc? - Basically, it is a continuation of your training. If you wanna stay in academia and go on to the professoriate. - That sounds boring. (laughing) - Are you a doctor? - I am a doctor? - What is your last name? - Cruz. - Dr. Cruz! - Yes! - Hi, I am Curtis, sorry, what was your name? - Serene, nice to meet you. - Serene, nice to meet you. You're very polite and put together. I think do some school. - Oh, you definitely went to college. - (laughs) Yeah. So, we got that out the way. - Uh-huh. - What level? - (laughs) Right. - Hmm. - Hmm. Maybe a Master's. - I don't know. - Do you know what a cohort is? - Mm-mm. - No Master's. (laughing) - I definitely think you're a doctor. - Okay. - Yeah, like a gyno. I trust you with my vagina. - Why? (laughing) - Tell me about your work. - I am a project engineer for an electrical company. - So I've worked with a lot of project engineers. - Okay. I'll say you have a bachelor's degree in some sort. Am I right? - Nope. (laughing) - I graduated high school, so I just have a diploma. - I've worked with some really good project engineers that never went to college. Do you feel you're treated differently because you don't have a degree? - To a certain extent, yes. - Do you regret not getting a degree? - No. - I did a little - Okay. - like, less than a year of college and I decided that I was doing it for my family, not for myself. - Good for you. - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. - Hi, I am Angie. - Hi, Angie. - What kind of work do you do? - I work with kids that have a troubled past. - Did you come from a troubled past? - I did. - Uh-huh. - I'm saying your education is maybe high school. - Do you have siblings? - I do. - Are you the oldest, youngest? - Yes, I am the oldest of seven. - You wanted to be a leader. - Mm-hmm. - She went to school. I think like a four year. - [Interviewer] In what? - Something that like I might find like kind of boring. You know what I mean? - (laughs) I like that you just called me boring. - No, no, no. - It's great. - I think that you, like Oh my God I am sweating. (laughing) - Education is important if you work with kids. - Working with kids doesn't mean that you went to school. I know too many people that maybe shouldn't be working with kids that probably should have went to school. I don't think she went to school. - Not to college? - Mm-mm. High school? GED? - Yeah. - So, you're right, but you're also wrong. - Okay, like that. - My mom kicked me out when I was 17. - Okay. - I help raise my siblings but, with that I had to miss a lot of school. I wasn't able to finish that last year of high school but, I did end up going back to school. Completed my Bachelor's in law and justice with a Minor in Psychology and I'm now continuing on to my Master's in Criminology. - Wow (laughs) - Nice, okay. - Damn. - Nice, the underdog. - Totally not expecting that. - How much of your upbringing led to what you decided to pursue and study? - Working with juvenile offenders. It's funny, you can pull up my name and you can say "Oh hey, I got in trouble." But this is part of my past and I wanna help kids work on their past. I had certain teachers and individuals I could go talk to. I just want to help people the way that other people helped me. - So nice meeting you. - It's so nice meeting you too. (laughing) - [Interviewer] How was this? - I think we - Shut the fuck. - We might have made a lot of enemies today. (laughing) - [Interviewer] Who's now the enemy of Blimes and Gab? - I know he's probably like - They said I was dumb. - "God damn." - They said I was dumb, yeah. - We didn't say dumb. We just said the least educated. - [Interviewer] Now say something smart about education. - Ah! (laughing) That's the rudest thing anyone's ever asked me to do. - [Interviewer] Say something poignant about - Boignant? - [Interviewer] Poignant. Poignant - [Interviewer] Yeah. - Do you guys know what the fuck poignant means? - Yes. - Yeah. (laughing) - Yes we do, we have degrees. - I don't know. - It's okay, I don't know. - [Interviewer] All right, thank you. - Yeah. (applause) Okay, nice to meet you. (applause) Woo!
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