- Right about now I'm wishing I had ears

just so I could use these ear plugs

(shrieking)

- Huh? What? Huh? What the?

- Wow! Did you guys hear that?

- Sounded like a woman scream!

- Yeah and she sounded hot! We better check it out.

Orange, you see any hot ladies come through here?

- Uh...

- Let's split up! I'll go that way,

Pear, you go that way. Orange you--

- (Screams)

- ...or apparently the hot lady. Uh.

Not the first time I've been fooled by a sexy

voice, and it won't be the last.

- Orange, I've never heard you scream like that before

- I've never been in this kind of pain before!

(screams)

- Bro, if you keep screaming like that you're gonna

scare away all the hot ladies that might be lurking about

- I'm calling Doctor Banana's now

- Greetings and hello! I heard the screams

of a hot lady who might be in need of medical attention

- Well it's just Orange, but he definitely needs help!

- Yeah! You can say that again!

- I see. Well this news is quite disappointing,

as I haven't felt a woman's touch since the Reagan

administration, but let's take a look inside

(buzzing)

Ah hah! Just as I suspected, he's got himself a kidney seed!

- Really? 'cuz that looks like a toy race car in his stomach

- What can I say? I like fast food

(burps)

(laughs)

- Please ignore the toy car that Orange inexplicably

consumed, as well as Orange's excruciating pun.

What's causing his pain is this tiny dot right here.

- That? (laughs mockingly) Bro,

you're complaining about that little spec?

- Now Grapefruit, kidney seeds are widely known to

be one of the most painful issues a fruit can experience.

- Thi- this is a joke right? I mean come on!

How can something that small dish out so much pain?

- I'll be happy to show you if

you snore again tomorrow night!

- Now Orange, don't worry, we have

several methods to remove the kidney seed.

We can remove it surgically with a knife

- Cool!

- We can blast it to pieces with a laser!

- Wow!

- We can blast it into pieces using

sound waves from this boom box!

- How do these options get cooler every time?!

- Or the final option is this mystery box!

- Wow!

- Which one is the least invasive Doctor?

I'm sure Orange is also concerned about the cost.

- (indiscernible mouth noises)

Quiet Pear! I choose the mystery box!

Yeah! It's a rubber chicken!

- (indiscernible mouth noises)

Orange! How the heck is a rubber chicken

supposed to help you with your kidney seed?

- I dunno. Let's find out! Okay, he's

not helpful, but look at his face! (laughing)

- Doc! You gotta go in and remove his seed!

- I'm sorry Pear, but I need patient consent

and the patient has selected the

rubber chicken method of removal.

- (laughing) Hey! Did you guys see it

has a hole down there? (laughing)

- Well, at least he seems to be enjoying himself.

(laughing)

(gasps)

(screams)

(farts)

- Whoa! What happened?

- Orange appears to have laughed so

hard he passed his kidney seed!

(flying noises)

Hey look! The seed is still ricocheting around

the room! It could hit any one of us at an--

- Arrp!

- Grapefruit! What happened!?

- I- I think I might have a seed up my... hole down there!

- In a truly ironic turn of events, it appears

the seed has lodged itself near Grapefruit's kidney

- Which is A-OK by him, 'cuz there's no way a little old

seed could cause that much pain, right Grapefruit?

- Ha ha, very funny- (shrieks in pain)

- I recommend we remove the seed immediately,

Which method do you choose?

- Hmm, this is a really hard decision

yeah I gotta go with the mystery box

- What?!

- It could be anything Pear!

- Yeah! It could even be a knife!

- Am I the only one with any sense around here!

There's already a knife, right there!

Why not just use the knife method?

- No! Knife!

(foreboding music)

[All]- Huh?

(screams)

- Oh sweet! It removed the- (screams)

- So I gotta know, did that hurt more,

or less than the kidney seed?

- Would ya shut up and super glue me back together already?!

(cheerful music)