And welcome to Story Time.

Today, orange and I will be telling you

the story of "Dumbo!"

- We think you'll agree, it's pretty fly.

(Orange laughs)

- Any particular reason you're holding a bulging suitcase?

- Yeah, I keep all my elephant puns in here.

And please don't call it a suitcase, Pear.

It's a trunk!

(Orange laughs)

(Pear groans)

Let's get to the story.

I think this one'll be two tons of fun!

(Orange laughs)

- Here goes nothing!

Once upon a time, there was a baby elephant

who had huge ears.

- Aw, why do you have to go and point that out?

Seems irr-ELEPHANT.

(Orange laughs)

- It's literally what the entire story is about, dude.

See, the baby elephant was born into a traveling circus,

and all the other circus elephants made fun

of him because of his ears and called him Dumbo.

- Hey, that's the title of the story!

- You're a sharp one.

- I'm not sharp, I'm spherical.

(Orange laughs)

- Ugh, so annoying!

- I'm not annoying, I'm an orange!

(Orange laughs)

- [Pear] Anyway, Dumbo was always accidentally tripping

on his oversized ears.

When he couldn't do any of his elephant tricks right,

Dumbo got demoted to being a clown.

- [Orange] Now we're talking.

Was he a scary clown?

I bet he was a scary clown.

- [Pear] He was just a normal clown.

The other elephants mocked him mercilessly.

But little did they know that one day

Dumbo would show them all.

- [Orange] Yeah, by becoming a scary clown!

- [Pear] No.

- [Orange] Yes!

- [Pear] No!

- [Orange] Yes!

He lurked in the night and haunted their dreams!

His maniacal cackling drove his tormentors

to the brink of insanity!

When he drew first blood,

they stopped calling him Dumbo

and started calling him Rumbo!

Yeah, yeah look at all those explosions!

Can you believe this is a G-rated Disney movie?

I sure can't!

- To be fair, a couple details were off in your version.

For one thing, he didn't become a scary murder Rambo clown,

he just became a sad clown.

- Psh, how cliche.

- And he didn't get his revenge through bloodshed.

He got his revenge by discovering his remarkable talents.

- Eh, your version sounds good, not great.

- It's not my version, dude.

It's how the story goes.

- Ooh, I almost forgot about my ele-pun trunk!

Hey, hey Pear what do ya get when you cross

an elephant and a rhinoceros?

- I don't know, Orange, what?

- Eleph-ino!

(Orange laughs)

- Yes, very amusing.

Speaking of which, back to clown Dumbo.

He was so sad that he wound up getting drunk,

and when he woke up, he was sitting in the top of a tree.

- [Orange] Wait wait wait wait wait wait.

That's crazy!

- [Pear] I know, right?

How on earth did an elephant get up in a tree?

- No, not that.

I'm talking about Dumbo getting drunk.

Isn't this a Disney movie?

- Yes, but--

- Maybe they should've named him Drunko.

(Orange laughs)

Wait, so there's seriously a scene where Dumbo gets drunk?

- On champagne or something, yeah.

He hallucinates pink elephants on parade.

But back to the--

- Whoa, you mentioned he was always tripping

'cause of his big ears,

but I didn't know that's what you meant!

- It isn't what I meant.

- This calls for another ele-pun from the trunk!

- No.

- Yes!

Hey Pear, why does everyone want to employ elephants?

- I dunno, 'cause they never forget?

- No, 'cause they'll work for peanuts!

(Orange laughs)

- Hilarious.

Anyway, the story ends with Dumbo realizing his huge ears

allow him to fly, and he becomes the star of the circus,

and everyone who ever made fun of him winds up super sorry.

- [Orange] Yeah, 'cause he comes back for the last blood!

Yeah!

- No!

- It's either this or another pun from the trunk, Pear!

Take your pick!

- Okay, fine.

I pick the Rambo ending.

- [Orange] Yeah!

The end!

(Pear groans)

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