Butifjeanshortsaretooshort, theydefinitelylikeriseinthecenterandtheygiveyoulike a wedgie.
Youknow, sometimesyouputonshortsandthey'rejustlike, well, likeconstrictingandyouwant, like a nicelikestretchypair.
Sometimestheycanhavethesamedilemmathatgenesdo, whichisthattheycanbetightinsomeplacesandlooseinsomeplaces a littlebittightertotheskinsothatif I'm movingaround, if I wanttobe a copon a bikeordowhatever, like I knowthey'restayingput.
I liketheriseonthesebecause I have a longtorso, sotheycutoffrightatmywaist.
Myperfectpairofshortsishighrise.
I liketodo a lotofmovement.
I'm a veryanimatedperson.
Sohighrise.
Sothatwaynothingyouknow, makes a surpriseappearanceatthetop.
They'realso, like, kindoflongcomparedtowhat I wouldthinklike I wouldnormallythinkof.
I dofeel a littleinsecurebecause I don't oftenwearshortsthataretheseshortformethere, tooshort, theyshow a littlebitmoreupperthighgoingonherethanthat.
I preferjustbecausethehottieandsecuritiesthatfunstuff, I wouldn't minditifitwaslike a tinylittlebitlonger, butdefinitelynotshorterbecause I alreadytriedbendingdownand I couldfeelthewholebutwasout, so I don't mindmyshort, shortbutthisislike a perfectAppropriately.
I trytokeeptheshortswherethatdoesn't happenasmuch, butit's a header, Miss, Yougottareallybytherightones, I havebigthighsandsoyou'regonnagetthechubrubandtheyrideup a liemethod.
Andmyantidoteistotake a stickofdeodorant, rubmythighsandhopeforthebestingeneralshorts.
Getsuch a badrapforbeinglikeyourbrows.
Andit's like, No, youcanliterallydoanythingwithit.
I feellike I'm DaisyDuke.
I'm partoftheuseofhazard.
I'm definitelywherethesethissummer.
Ifyoutellmeyouneverweardenimshorts, I wouldsayyou'redoingitwrong.