Yo, listen, the NBA Bubble isn't the only thing

喲，聽著，NBA的保麗龍不是唯一的東西。

happening in Orlando.

發生在奧蘭多。

Disney World has started reopening,

迪士尼樂園已經開始重新開放。

making Florida-- and the entire state of Florida a Petri dish.

讓佛羅里達州... 和整個佛羅里達州成為一個培養皿。

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Welcome home.

歡迎回家。

No!

不！

I don't want to be welcomed home to that.

我可不想被歡迎回家去。

No!

不！

I'd be like, I"m going back wherever I was.

我就會說："我要回到我原來的地方去。

Your kids are gonna be like, Daddy, is that Cinderella?

你的孩子會說，爸爸，那是灰姑娘嗎？

It's like, no, no.

這就像，不，不。

No, no.

不，不。

That's-- that's just-- that's just Guest Services.

那是... ... 那只是... ... 那只是客戶服務。

I'm sorry. - Yeah.

我很抱歉。- 是的，我很抱歉

Sorry, that's how things work.

抱歉，事情就是這樣。

She's here to move the bodies.

她是來搬運屍體的。

DESUS: When I first saw this clip,

當我第一次看到這個片段時當我第一次看到這個片段時

I was like, damn, they've been out of Disney World so long,

我當時就想，該死的，他們已經離開迪士尼樂園這麼久了。

cobwebs spread?

蜘蛛網蔓延？

But not, that's-- that's not--

但不是，那是 -- 那不是 --

that's clearly not the case.

顯然不是這樣的。

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[打電話的事情]

Welcome home.

歡迎回家。

We've got the stool flippers.

我們已經得到了凳子的腳蹼。

We've got Chuck, who is a Brazilian jiu jitsu instructor.

我們已經得到了查克，誰是巴西柔術教練。

I didn't know it was possible to see

我不知道還能看到。

that someone's on wild Adderall while they have a face mask on.

有人的野生阿德拉 而他們有一個面罩上。

But yeah, Chuck is wilding right now.

但是，是的，查克現在很狂野。

- Yeah, hell yeah. - Chuck is like--

- 是的，當然是。- 查克就像...

Chuck is like, welcome to fucking Disney, motherfucker!

查克就像，歡迎來到他媽的迪斯尼，混蛋！

Yeah, man.

是啊，夥計。

Like, relax.

就像，放鬆。

He's like, hey, you want to see me paint Mickey Mouse

他說，嘿，你想看我畫米老鼠嗎？

on the floor with a wet broom?

用溼掃帚掃地？

Welcome home.

歡迎回家。

She said welcome home.

她說歡迎回家。

I don't want-- - There--

我不想...

--to do this please.

--請你這樣做

She don't want to.

她不想。

Cleaning the door.

清潔門。

She's like, fam, like, why are y'all coming to a resort

她說，範姆，你們為什麼要來度假村？

in the middle of a pandemic?

在流行病中？

MERO: Please stay home.

請留在家裡

Welcome home.

歡迎回家。

Yo, that dog is like, yo, I'm getting the fuck out of here.

喲，那隻狗是這樣的，喲，我得到了他媽的離開這裡。

Yo, y'all really reopening?

喲，你們真的要重新開張了？

Rurr.

Rurr.

Oh, shit.

哦，該死的。

Chill.

寒。

They got to put a mask on the dog.

他們得給狗戴上面具。

The dog is like, Dr. Fauci said

這隻狗就像Fauci博士說的那樣。

slow this down to phase three.

慢下來，到第三階段。

MERO: Oh, Sean-Paul!

肖恩保羅!

(SINGING): I don't really care about no COVID.

(SINGING): I don't really care about no COVID:我真的不關心沒有COVID。

I'm still going to make this fucking food.

我還是要做這個該死的食物。

Welcome home.

歡迎回家。

DESUS: Those nametags make me think

DESUS:這些名牌讓我想到

Disney is plotting something way more than an amusement park.

迪斯尼正在謀劃的東西遠不止是一個遊樂園。

MERO: Yeah. This looks--

是的，這看起來...This looks --

DESUS: Yeah.

戴斯：是的。

MERO: --way "Hun-- mad "Hunger Games" vibes.

They made it.

他們做到了。

They were like, listen, make sure to put their name in that

他們說，聽著，一定要把自己的名字寫在那上面

language humans used to use.

人類曾經使用的語言。

They're like, oh, OK. - Yes, please.

他們很喜歡，哦，OK。- 是的，請。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

Do not forget.

不要忘記。

Welcome home.

歡迎回家。

Dad from Estoria.

來自埃斯托里亞的爸爸。

Dad.

爹

Hey, welcome home, my guy.

嘿，歡迎回家，我的傢伙。

Oh, boy.

哦，天啊

Hey, welcome to fucking Disney World, my guy.

嘿，歡迎來到他媽的迪斯尼世界，我的朋友。

- Hey, yeah-- - Motherfucking mouse.

- 嘿，是啊-- 他媽的老鼠。

You know what I'm saying?

你知道我在說什麼嗎？

--welcome to fucking Disney World, man.

--歡迎來到該死的迪斯尼世界，夥計。

Put a fucking mask on, yo.

戴上他媽的面具，喲。

Jesus fucking Christ.

我的天啊

The guys sent me from New York.

他們從紐約派我來的

And now, I'm in fucking Orlando. Jesus--

而現在，我在他媽的奧蘭多。天啊...

Yo, who wants to--

喲，誰想...

--I can't catch a fucking break.

--我他媽就不能休息一下。

--you want to see fucking Mickey?

--你想看該死的米奇嗎?

All right, over there. I'll go show you Mickey.

好吧，在那裡。我去給你看米奇。

He a fucking rat.

他是個該死的老鼠。

Yeah, I don't talk to rats, all right?

是的，我不和老鼠說話，好嗎？

DESUS: All right.

DESUS:好的

Listen, I don't snitch.

聽著，我不告密。

I don't talk to rats.

我不和老鼠說話

But if you want to see the Electric Main Street Parade,

但如果你想看電大街遊行。

come back around 4 o'clock. It's beautiful.

四點鐘左右回來。它的美麗。

Your kids will enjoy it. - Yeah, it's really nice.

你的孩子會喜歡它。- 是的，它真的很好。

OK, have a good one.

好，有一個好的。

Yeah.

是啊。

And they'll do Cinderella fireworks at 3:00 PM.

而且他們會在下午3點放灰姑娘煙花。

Enjoy.

好好享受吧

Also, it rains every five minutes for five minutes.

另外，每隔五分鐘下一次雨，每次下五分鐘。

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Yeah, Joseph-- Joseph don't want to be there.

是的，約瑟夫... 約瑟夫不想去那裡。

Xavier don't want to be there.

澤維爾不想去那裡。

DESUS: You know the director was like,

DESUS:你知道導演是這樣的：

could we add a touch of color?

我們能不能加點顏色？

Yeah, there we go.

是的，我們去那裡。

There we go.

我們走吧

Yeah, yeah, there we go.

是啊，是啊，我們去那裡。

Welcome, citizens.

歡迎，市民們。

Yeah, the Storm Troopers are like,

是啊，風暴部隊就像。

yeah, come to the Death Star.

是啊，來死星吧。

Lowkey, they're just happy.

低調，他們只是高興。

They was like, yo, we always have to wear masks.

他們就像，喲，我們總是要戴口罩。

Now, everyone else in this park does, too.

現在，這個公園裡的其他人也是如此。

Plus, we're in Florida.

另外，我們是在佛羅里達州。

It's 100 degrees.

這是100度。

Enjoy hell.

享受地獄吧

Yeah, fucking cowards.

是啊，他媽的懦夫。

Wild dark.

野生的黑暗。

Your kids' Disney experience should

您孩子的迪士尼體驗應該

be like the one my parents had.

是像我的父母有一個。

They said Disney World is very expensive.

他們說迪士尼樂園很貴。

We're going once.

我們要去一次。

You better fucking remember everything and enjoy--

你最好他媽的記住所有的事情，並享受 -

MERO: Yeah.

是的

--the pictures because you're never going back.

--照片，因為你再也回不去了。

And I was like, OK, cool.

我當時想，好吧，酷。

That is the most photographs my mother has ever taken

那是我媽媽拍過的最多的照片。

in her entire life was at-- DESUS: Mm-hmm.

在她的一生中是在 -- DESUS:Mm -hmm.

--Disney World.

--迪斯尼世界

She was like, yo, remember this shit because--

她就像，喲，記得這個狗屎，因為 -

- I miss it. - --it's happening one time.

- 我想念它。- 它的發生一次。

One time, one time only.

一次，只有一次。

And by the way, we're driving in your dad's work van.

對了，我們開的是你爸爸的工作車。

And we're gonna put lawn chairs in the back

我們要把草坪椅放在後座上

because there's no seat in the back.

因為後面沒有座位。