Do you know how l know you're gay? How?

你知道我怎麼知道你是同志嗎？怎麼知道的？

You like Coldplay.

你喜歡酷玩

You're dead.

你已經死了。

[both groaning]

[都在呻吟]

Come on.

來吧。

Leave my torso alone at least.

至少不要打擾我的軀幹。

l also wanted to call...

我還想打電話...

and see what night you might want to go out.

看看你想在哪天晚上出去。

l'm actually free tonight.

我今晚居然有空。

Okay. Now, l was thinking maybe this weekend, but that's good. Okay.

好吧，我在想也許這個週末，但那很好我想也許這個週末就可以了，但這很好。好的

(Trísh) Great.

很好

Okay, what time do you want to pick me up?

好吧，你什麼時候來接我？

Let's see.

讓我看看

That's actually kind of a problem because l ride a bike.

這其實是個問題，因為我騎自行車。

That's cool. Are you kíddíng me?

這很酷。你是在耍我嗎？

l love getting on the back of a motorcycle.

我喜歡坐上摩托車的後座。

My boyfriend in college drove a motorcycle.

我大學時的男朋友開過摩托車。

So, l mean, l'm cool.

所以，我是說，我很酷。

Yeah, l bet that was cool. l ride a bicycle.

是啊，我打賭那一定很酷，我騎自行車。

You know how l know that you're gay?

你知道我怎麼知道你是同志嗎？

How?

怎麼說？

You like the movie Maíd ín Manhattan.

你喜歡電影《曼哈頓》嗎？

You know how l know you're gay? How?

你知道我怎麼知道你是同志嗎？怎麼知道的？

l saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread once.

我曾見過你用酸包麵包做菠菜蘸醬。

You know how l know you're gay? How?

你知道我怎麼知道你是同志嗎？怎麼知道的？

You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says:

你的車上有一個彩虹保險槓貼紙，上面寫著。

''l love it when balls are in my face.''

＆#39;＆#39;我喜歡它，當球在我的臉上。 ＆#39;＆#39。

That's gay?

那是同志？

God damn it!

該死的！

l'm ripping your head off right now. It's off.

我現在就把你的頭擰下來。它是關閉的。

And now l'm throwing it at your body.

現在我把它扔到你的身上。

Fuck you!

去你的！

You guys...

你們...

she's picking me up in an hour.

她一小時後來接我。

Oh, drag, dude.

哦，拖，夥計。

She's picking you up from here? Yeah.

她要來接你？是啊，她會來接你嗎？

That's fucked up, man.

這是性交了，男人。

Why? Why?

為什麼要這樣？為什麼？

Seriously. l mean, Iook at this place, man.

說真的，我是說，我是說，看看這個地方，夥計。

You gotta see this through the eyes of a woman, you know?

你要用女人的眼光看問題，你知道嗎？

What is she going to think when she comes in here? Look.

她進來後會怎麼想？看吧

He's got a billion toys. So what?

他有十億的玩具。那又怎樣?

And more video games than a teenaged Asian kid.

而且比十幾歲的亞裔孩子玩的電子遊戲還多。

lt's all right.

沒事的

ls that the Síx Míllíon Dollar Man's boss?

那是Six Míllíon Dollar Man的老闆嗎？

lt's Oscar Goldman.

是奧斯卡-高曼。

Why do you have that? That's worth a lot of money.

你為什麼會有這個？那可是價值不菲的東西。

That's much more valuable than Steve Austin.

這'比史蒂夫-奧斯汀更有價值。

Well, that may be the case. But none of this shit is sexy, okay?

嗯，可能是這樣的情況。但這一切都不性感，好嗎？

l'm not trying to be sexy, man.

我不是要性感，夥計。

l mean, seriously, Asia?

我是說，說真的，亞洲？

You framed an Asia poster?

你裱了一張亞洲海報？

How hard did the people at the frame store laugh...

鏡框店的人笑得有多厲害... ...

when you brought this in? They did not laugh at me.

當你把這個帶進來的時候？他們沒有嘲笑我。

Know why you're gay? Because you like Asia.

知道為什麼你是同志嗎？因為你喜歡亞洲。

You guys cool it with the gay.

你們酷愛同志。

You know, she's on her way over here, okay?

你知道，她在來這裡的路上，好嗎？

First, you relax, okay?

首先，你要放鬆，好嗎？

Just stop calming me down and tell me what l should do.

別再讓我冷靜下來，告訴我應該怎麼做。

Okay, we iust take everything that's embarrassing...

好吧，我們必須把所有尷尬的事情... ...

and we move it out of here.

然後我們把它搬走

So it doesn't look like you live in Neverland Ranch.

所以看起來你並不像住在夢幻島牧場。

Hi. Hi. How are you?

嗨，嗨，你好嗎？嗨，你好嗎？

Good.

很好啊

So, you wanna head out?

那麼，你想出去嗎？

Did you iust move in or something?

你是剛搬進來還是怎麼的？

No. Actually l'm getting new carpet in.

不，其實我正在換新地毯。

l'm having carpet put in tomorrow, so....

我明天要鋪地毯，所以......。

Well, you know. Yeah.

嗯，你知道的。是啊，你知道的。

Okay. Looks good with the floors.

好吧，我知道了看起來不錯的地板。

Yeah. All right.

是啊，好吧好吧，我知道了

l should tear up the hard wood...

我應該把硬木頭拆了... ...

and see if there's carpet underneath.

看看下面是否有'的地毯。

That's never the case.

那是從來沒有的事。

This is gonna be fun. Yes.

這將是有趣的。對啊