I hate sushi.

我討厭壽司。

[People eat their favorite food for a week.]

[挑戰一週都吃他們最喜歡的食物。]

[We had four people eat their favorite food for a week to see if they'd get sick of it.]

[我們讓四個人吃他們最喜歡的食物一週，看看他們是否會吃膩。]

[Here are the results.]

[來看看結果吧！]

[Day One.]

[第一天。]

It is definitely a food I could eat every day.

這食物我肯定可以天天吃。

No problem.

沒問題的。

Juice vendors at the mall, when they're like "free smoothie?"

在商場裡的果汁攤販會說：「要喝免費奶昔嗎？」

Always, yes, you take the smoothie.

當然，一定要，每次都必須喝。

This is nigiri sushi, it's a type of sushi.

這是握壽司，它是壽司的一種。

Also, Louise is out sick today, so I get to eat his burrito.

還有， Louise 今天生病，所以我可以吃他的墨西哥捲餠。

Five days of this, no problem.

這些食物連續吃五天，不成問題。

Five months, no problem.

吃五個月，也不成問題。

Maybe five years.

也許可以吃個五年。

You can't take sushi from an Asian man.

亞洲男人不能不吃壽司。

You can't take smoothie from a white girl.

白人女孩不能不喝奶昔。

I got this smoothie, and then I brought this smoothie from home.

除了這杯奶昔之外，我還從家裡帶了另一杯奶昔。

- But a burrito every day, I feel like he's going to start feeling really ill. - Happy!

- 但我覺得每天吃墨西哥捲餠，他會覺得很膩。- 很開心！

This shit's expensive.

這食物好貴。

Yeah, I'm on a budget.

對啊，我的預算有限。

- Damn good. - This is great, Louise!

- 太美味了。- Louise ，這真好吃。

Day two!

第二天！

Louise is sick again, so we are eating his...

Louise 又生病了，所以我們又要吃他的...

oh, you're eating the whole thing?

你把它全部吃了嗎？

He's eating the whole thing.

他把整個都吃掉了。

I'm sorry.

抱歉。

Can I have a sip of it?

我可以喝一口嗎？

No.

不行。

Can I just please have a sip?

我可以喝一口嗎，拜託？

No.

不行。

I'm good.

我很好。

I'm good.

我也很好。

I'm can do this all the time.

我可以一直這樣吃。

Whoa, who is this?

哇，這是誰？

Look who decided to show up!

看看是誰終於出現了。

We were just so sure you weren't going to be here that Kyle just got the shitty burrito.

我們都很確定你不會來，所以 Kyle 才得到墨西哥捲餅。

Is it making you feel any better?

它有讓你感覺好點嗎？

No.

沒有。

It's kind of stupid to think that you could become sick of sushi.

我覺得壽司是絕對吃不膩的。

You know how much my student loan bill is every month?

你知道我的學生每個月為了買奶昔借了多少錢嗎？

This could be leaking out of my eyeballs and I still wouldn't complain.

就算我喝到眼睛流出了奶昔，我還是覺得沒關係。

I mean appetizing, not really, but it's free, so like...

它其實沒有特別美味，但這是免費的，所以...

You're gonna eat it.

你會把它吃掉。

I'm gonna eat it.

我就要把它吃掉。

Day four!

第四天！

Let's talk about your poops.

我們來討論排便吧！

I've got a feeling there's gonna be some poops.

我有感覺我等一下得去排便。

I have like an iron stomach, so it takes a lot to really, like, make my poops weird.

我有個鐵胃，所以我排便一直都很順利。

It's been an emotional journey.

這是趟有充滿感動的旅程。

What journey? You haven't been here!

什麼旅程？你根本沒有參與到！

Day five!

第五天！

The wow factor is a little bit like, dull.

驚奇感越來越少了，有點無趣。

Yeah, the wow factor is gone, but I'm still happy with it.

對啊，已經沒有什麼驚奇的感覺了，但我還是很開心。

I have no problem with breakfast burritos.

把墨西哥捲餅當早餐也不成問題。

I feel like the goal of this video was to have us be sick of our favorite food, but, you know, there's people starving out there.

我覺得這個影片的目的是想讓我們吃膩自己喜歡的食物，但外面有很多人面臨飢荒。

That's not this kind of video.

我們拍的不是那種影片。

We're grateful.

我們很知足。

I could go on.

我還可以繼續。

Yeah, I could do this every day forever.

我可以永遠都這樣吃。

I have to burp, will you pat my back?

我想打嗝，可以輕拍我的背？

By the way, so was your...

對了，所以你...

Oh my God, I smell that.

天啊，我聞到味道了。