Name: 內向人在疫情隔離狀況下的爆笑心聲 (Introverts right now be like...)
Uploaded: 2020-08-01T21:01:20.000Z
Duration: 2 min 45 s

Welcome, everybody, to our support group for introverts in the age of COVID.

歡迎大家來到新冠肺炎疫情時代下內向人的互助會。

Hey, I'm doing okay, I think I'm just a little nervous.

嘿，我過得很好，但我覺得就是有點小緊張。

緊張，準確來說是關於什麼呢？

I'm just not ready for things to be opening up already.

我就是還沒有完全準備好重新開放回正常生活。

好的，所以你覺得現在還是不安全嗎？

I don't think so, I just don't wanna have to go back to needing a reason to cancel plans.

也不是啦，就是不太想回到那種，要躲別人的約還要想理由的日子。

I know, it was a nightmare keeping things straight.

我知道，要誠實說出來真的有夠難。

She had three car accidents, pneumonia, and Dengue fever.

她出車禍出了三次、得了肺炎還有登革熱。

I'm shocked I didn't tell someone the same story twice.

我很驚訝我沒有跟同一個人說兩遍同樣的故事。

Maybe I did, and they just assumed my grandpa remarried a lot.

或許我有啦，但他們可能就覺得我阿公一直再婚吧！

At least now I can say stuff like: "Oh, it's a shame we can't go grab a beer, maybe when things are back to normal."

至少現在我可以說：「好可惜喔，我們不能一起去喝一杯，或許等一切回復正常我們再一起去。」之類的。

They know I don't mean it, I know I don't mean it, but at least it looks like I made an effort.

他們知道我不是真心在這樣說的，我也知道我不是真心的，但至少看起來我有試著想要赴約。

So, you don't actually want to see your friends again?

所以，你其實壓根不想看到你的朋友？

No, I do, I just like the system we have now.

沒有，我想見到他們啊，我只是覺得現在的生活模式很棒。

We meet outside a restaurant, we grab takeout, we go to a park and eat away from everybody else.

我們在餐廳外面見面，拿走外帶的食物，去一個公園，在沒有其他人的地方吃飯。

你知道其實不管怎樣你都可以這樣做，對吧？

Well, yeah, but right now I have a built-in eject button.

嗯對啦，但至少現在我有內建的彈射逃生機制。

So if I'm not feeling up to it on the day of, I just say: "Oh, I've got a little cough, I've got a fever," and boom, two weeks of guilt-free me-time, baby.

所以如果我今天真的不是想赴約的心情，我可以就說：「喔，我有點在咳嗽，我發燒了。」然後蹦，無憂無慮地開啟兩週自我小宇宙時間。

What if you guys just turn down plans directly?

如果你們直接拒絕別人的邀約呢？

I don't wanna do that, I'm not great with conflict.

我不想這樣做啊，我不太擅長處理衝突。

It took me two-and-a-half years to tell my dad he was saying my girlfriend's name wrong.

我花了兩年半來告訴我爸他一直以來都叫錯我女朋友的名字。

Plus, if you keep turning things down, you stop getting invited.

再加上如果你一直拒絕人，你就不會再被邀請了。

Just because I don't wanna go doesn't mean I don't wanna be invited.

我不想去並不代表我不想被邀請啊。

I want to know they're thinking of me from a distance.

我想要知道他們也是有想到我的，遠距離地。

Man, it is great to know I'm not the only person who feels like that.

老兄，知道原來我不是唯一有這樣感受的人真的是太棒了。

This is a great moment, I'm glad you guys have so much in common.

真是感人的一刻，我很慶幸你們有這麼多的共同點。

You can work together to get more comfortable at making plans.

你們可以一起工作，讓制定計劃的時候更加輕鬆。

That sounds like a great idea, I'd love to, but tonight's not good for me.

這聽起來是個好主意，我真的很想參加，但今天晚上我不太方便。

In fact, I'm feeling kind of, like, a little bit of a tickle in my throat.

老實說，我有點…我喉嚨癢癢的。

Probably nothing, but you can't be too careful.

當然，下次吧，下次一定可以。

It's just my grandma right now, she's a little bit under the weather.

Oh yeah, yeah, definitely, once things are back to normal.

真的，好啦，事情回復正常時一定約。

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