It's intense and it's a super entertaining game.

它是個刺激且非常有趣的遊戲。

I'm the type of player who would always choose dare and never truth--intensity!

我每次都選擇大冒險，沒有例外，因為很刺激！

Background information: played it since late elementary school.

前情提要：我從小學高年級就開始玩了。

But anyways, I love truth or dare, and I'm not trying to brag, but I am a monster at it.

總之，我很愛玩這個遊戲，而且我不是在吹牛，我是真的很厲害。

And I do mean crazy, I've licked the seat of a toilet in a boys restroom, walked into the boys locker room during school, asked out a sixth grader I didn't know.

我是真的很瘋狂，我曾舔過男廁馬桶、在上課的時候闖進男生更衣間、約一個我不認識的 6 年級生出去。

And don't worry they were for money.

但不用擔心，我是因為錢而這麼做。

But, sorry, that was loud.

抱歉，我講太大聲了。

But one day in ninth grade at math class, I don't remember what caused this.

國三時，某堂數學課上，我不記得什麼原因。

But one of my table mates, let's call him Billy, brought up a topic about truth or dare.

我同桌的夥伴之一，我們就稱呼他為 Billy 吧！他提議來玩真心話大冒險。

And I commented "I'm a truth or dare master," and he did not believe me.

我說我很擅長玩真心話大冒險，他卻不相信我。

Then Billy and the other table mates dared me to go into the boys restroom.

接著，Billy 和其他同桌的人要我大冒險，去男生洗手間。

And one of my table mates tried to scare me and say the walls are glass, so we can watch you.

其中一個同桌的同學試圖嚇唬我說，牆壁都是透明的，大家都能看到你。

Pretty cool huh? Our school has glass walls.

很酷吧？我們學校有玻璃牆。

Anyways, so I gave my group a thumbs-up and took the hall pass walked out of classroom.

總之，我像我們的夥伴們比了一個讚，拿走通行證走出教室。

Then stood at the entrance of the boys restroom.

然後站在男生洗手間的門口。

I turned around and they were watching me, I held the double thumbs-up and walked backwards into the restroom.

我轉身，他們都看著我，我對他們豎起拇指，並倒退走進洗手間。

About one minute later, I walked back into the classroom and my teacher knew, and she got mad.

約一分鐘後，我走回教室，老師知道後很生氣。

And that destroyed me because she was one of my favorite teachers, and I was a great student in her class.

這讓我非常難過，因為她是我最喜歡的老師之一，而且我是班上很優秀的學生。

But did that stop me from playing truth or dare? Nope.

但這有件事讓我停止玩真心話大冒險嗎？沒有。

Later during lunch I saw Billy and a few friends of his.

午餐時間，我看到 Billy 和他的一些朋友們。

I told him to dare me something, and he said "jump into the trash can."

我叫他想一個大冒險給我，於是，他叫我「跳進垃圾桶裡」。

Okay, I was so used to answering dares, I didn't think about how the garbage bin was in a spot where it was so visible the entire cafeteria could see me.

我太習慣玩大冒險了，以至於我沒想到垃圾桶在一個如此開放的空間，整個自助食堂裡的人都能看到我在做什麼。

And also Billy was probably trying to trick me into throwing myself away.

而 Billy 也似乎是想惡整我。

So I took off my backpack dramatically, not being sarcastic.

於是我浮誇地放下書包，不是在諷刺。

And put both of my hands on the trash can, and put one leg in there and then the other one.

我把雙手搭上垃圾桶，一隻腳接著另一隻進去。

I know Billy said jump, but the bin had wheels underneath.

我知道說 Billy 用跳的，但因為垃圾桶下面有輪子。

Of course, his friends freaked out, then I gave them the peace sign.

當然，他的朋友嚇傻了，我對他們比了和平的手勢。

And when I tried to get out of the bin it slowly started rolling, which was really embarrassing.

當我試著從垃圾桶出來時，它的輪子慢慢開始移動，這使我非常丟臉。

And as soon as I got out, a teacher walked up to me and questioned me.

我一出來，一位老師走向我並質問我。

In the next class, I realized how awkward that moment was, and I did it in front of the cafeteria.

下堂課，我才意識到自己做了多麼丟臉的事，而且還是在整個自助食堂面前。

I couldn't focus and work the rest of the day because of how embarrassing that moment was.

我一整天都無法專心上課，因為那一刻實在是太丟臉了。

And yep, I regret it.

沒錯，我後悔了。

And I officially quit truth or dare now.

而我正式告退真心話大冒險了。

Thanks for listening to my story people, be sure to play friendly games!

感謝你們聽完我的糗事，玩溫和一點的遊戲吧！