Is, uh, is Chandler around?

Chandler 在嗎？

No, um, he met some girl at the coffeehouse.

不在，嗯...他在咖啡館遇到了一個女生。

Ooh. - Yeah. Ginger something.

哇！- 對，好像叫 Ginger 之類的。

No.

不。

No, no.

不，不行。

Are you sure it wasn't something that sounded like Ginger?

你確定不是聽起來像 Ginger 而已嗎？

Like, uh, Gingeer?

像是... Gingeer？

No, it was Ginger.

不是，是 Ginger。

I remember because when he told me, I said...

我會記得是因為當他告訴我時，我說...

♪ The movie star ♪

♪ 電影巨星 ♪

Aw, man, that's the girl I was hiding from.

喔天啊...那就是我在躲的女生。

When she finds out he's my roommate, she's gonna tell him what I did.

當她發現我是 Chandler 的室友時，她就會告訴他我做的好事。

Why? What did you do?

為什麼？你做了什麼？

Oh, oh, no, no, I can't..

喔，不不不，我不能...

I can't tell you that, it's like the most awful horrible thing I've ever done in my whole life.

我不能告訴妳，那大概是我一生中，做過最糟糕，最恐怖的事情了。

You know what? Don't tell us.

你知道嗎？不要告訴我們好了。

We'll just wait till Chandler gets home because it'll be more fun that way.

我們就等 Chandler 回家，因為這樣會更有趣。

Alright.

好啦！

Okay, it was like four years ago.

好，這大概發生在四年前。

Okay? Ginger and I had gone out a few times.

可以嗎？Ginger 跟我出去過幾次。

And then this one weekend we went up to her dad's cabin.

之後某個週末，我們去了她爸爸的小屋。

Just me, her, and her annoying little dog Pepper.

只有我、她，還有她那隻煩人的狗 Pepper。

Well, that night I cooked this really romantic dinner...

那晚，我煮了一頓相當浪漫的晚餐...

You gave her food poisoning!

你在她食物裡下毒！

I wish.

我也希望是這樣。

After dinner, me, her, and Pepper all fell asleep in front of the fire.

晚餐之後，我、她，還有 Pepper 全都在火堆前面睡著。

Well, I woke up in the middle of the night and I saw that the fire was dying out so I picked up a log and threw it on.

當我半夜醒來的時候，我看到火快要熄滅了，所以就撿起一根木材丟了進去。

Or at least what I thought was a log.

至少我以為那是木材。

Oh, my God! You threw Pepper on the fire.

喔天啊！你把 Pepper 丟進火裡。

I wish.

希望如此。

See, I guess another thing I probably should've told you about Ginger is that she kind of has a, uh...artificial leg.

我猜還有一件關於 Ginger 的事應該要跟你們說，她有裝...痾...義肢。

Oh, my God.

我的天！

Joey, what did you do after you threw her leg on the fire?

Joey，你在把她的義肢丟進火裡之後做了什麼？

I ran!

我跑了！