Name: 為什麼口袋妖怪不應該對它們的進化感到失望？ (Why Pokemon SHOULDN'T Be Disappointed By Their Evolutions)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T11:18:36.000Z
Duration: 2 min 47 s

I bet I'm going to evolve any second now.

我敢打賭我現在隨時都可能進化d(ˋ･ω･´ )

這就是我的進化嗎?(  ˋ･▽･ˊ)/

- Yeah, you evolutioned into "shuck the hell up".

沒錯，你要進化成"閉上壺的嘴"( z☉A☉)/

- Okay, this potion contains every evolution stone.

好的，這罐藥水裡含有各種屬性的進化之石

If this doesn't make me evolve, nothing will.

如果這不能讓我進化，就沒其他方法了\(´･▽･` )

還多了頂墨西哥帽( ･ˋω･ˊ)ノ

- Somebody help, I think there's an illegal immigrant over there!

遠處傳來聲音：來人幫幫忙，我覺得那裡有位非法移民者((ﾟДﾟ；))

好..好吧，這不會再更糟了(つ´Д`)つ

我的孩子，你的折磨已經結束(z  ˋ^´)つ

- You have earned your reprave. I shall reincarnate you as anything you wish.

你已獲得你的解救。我會實現任何你許下的願望(z  ˋ^´)つ

- Oh, boy! I wanna come back as something with lots of evolutions.

天啊！我想要變成有很多進化的寶可夢\(´･౪･` )

- I know the perfect form for you, my dear Shuckle.

我知道有個對你而言最好的型態，我親愛的壺壺(z  ˋ^´)つ

你現在是個百變怪，壺壺(z  ˋ^´)つ

While you can't evolve yourself, you can become any Pokemon.

雖然你不能靠自己進化，但你能變身成任何一個寶可夢  (z  ˋ^´)つ

這真是太棒了！謝謝，阿爾宙斯\(≧▽≦  )

- You know, so many Pokemon are disappointed by their evolutions.

你知道的，很多寶可夢對於他們的進化感到很失望

They think they're too ugly or too useless or too sexy.

他們有的覺得自己太醜或太沒用或者太性感

We can't control what we're born as, but we can control what we do with the gift of life.

我們不能控制我們生來為何者，但我們能用與生俱來的天賦來控制我們要成為甚麼

I'm gonna use my powers to turn into a Shuckle!

我要用我的力量去變身成壺壺(⊙ᗜ⊙ )

Guys, do you see? Do you see? Like my evolution? I'm a Shuckle!

各位，你們看到了嗎?你們看到我的進化了嗎？我是個壺壺欸(ᗒᗨᗕ  )

哈哈哈(⊙▽⊙  )是...是，那當然，你說了算，朋友

but we're just gonna need those kidneys you got there.

但我們只要你那的一些腎臟(z ☉ᴗ☉)Ψ

- Ah, yeah, um, does anyone know where I can find a Mega Stone?

嗨~是的，嗯，有人知道我能在哪找到顆超級石┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

I'm having a dinner party, and I really need some extra spoons for my gazpacho course.

我正在參加一場晚餐聚會，然後我的西班牙涼菜湯課程真的需要多幾根湯匙┐(´~`)┌

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為什麼口袋妖怪不應該對它們的進化感到失望？ (Why Pokemon SHOULDN'T Be Disappointed By Their Evolutions)

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