What about old Shuckle?

那我這老壺壺呢？( ･౪･)ﾉ

Aw, man!

噢,老兄！

I bet I'm going to evolve any second now.

我敢打賭我現在隨時都可能進化d(ˋ･ω･´ )

ANY SECOND!

隨時都可能(○･∀･ˊ)b

(evolution music)

*進化音效*

Oh man,

噢,老兄...

is this my evolution?

這就是我的進化嗎?( ˋ･▽･ˊ)/

Is Shuckle no more?

不再只是壺壺了嗎?( ≧▽≦)/

- Yeah, you evolutioned into "shuck the hell up".

沒錯，你要進化成"閉上壺的嘴"( z☉A☉)/

- Come on!

來吧！

We're going to teach you a new move;

我們正要教你新的招式...

"Organ Harvest!"

器官摘除Ψ(☉ᴗ☉z )

- Yay!

耶\(≧▽≦ )/

- Okay, this potion contains every evolution stone.

好的，這罐藥水裡含有各種屬性的進化之石

If this doesn't make me evolve, nothing will.

如果這不能讓我進化，就沒其他方法了\(´･▽･` )

(gulps)

*咕嚕*

It's-

它...

It's working!

它起作用了\(ˋ･ꇴ･ˊ )

I'm evolving!

我正在進化\(≧∇≦*)

(dies)

*嚥下最後一口氣*

(spooky music)

令人毛骨悚然的配樂

Oh my God.

我的天(ˋ･w・ˊ ）

Oh my God!

我的天(ˋ⊙w⊙ˊ )

I evolved into a ghost type!

我進化成幽靈系୧(≧▽≦ )୨

- Welcome to Hell!

歡迎來到地獄( ಠ⌣ಠ)

- Oh boy, a new region.

天啊，新地區！

Are you my Trainer?

你是我的訓練家嗎(⊂⊙▽⊙ )

- Eh, hey! Not bad!

嘿嘿！不錯！

Even got a sombrero.

還多了頂墨西哥帽( ･ˋω･ˊ)ノ

- Somebody help, I think there's an illegal immigrant over there!

遠處傳來聲音：來人幫幫忙，我覺得那裡有位非法移民者((ﾟДﾟ；))

(groans)

*呻吟聲*

- Donde estas your papers?

你的文件在哪裏(⊂-`д´- )

- W-well, it couldn't get much worse...

好..好吧，這不會再更糟了(つ´Д`)つ

(creepy music)

{會}

- My child, your suffering is over.

我的孩子，你的折磨已經結束(z ˋ^´)つ

- Oh, hi, Satan.

噢！嗨，撒旦\(´･▽･` )

- I- I'm not, I'm -

我不是，我是...((;ﾟДﾟ))つ

(sighs) Never mind.

沒差啦\(╯^╰)/

- You have earned your reprave. I shall reincarnate you as anything you wish.

你已獲得你的解救。我會實現任何你許下的願望(z ˋ^´)つ

- Oh, boy! I wanna come back as something with lots of evolutions.

天啊！我想要變成有很多進化的寶可夢\(´･౪･` )

- I know the perfect form for you, my dear Shuckle.

我知道有個對你而言最好的型態，我親愛的壺壺(z ˋ^´)つ

Enjoy it.

好好享受(z ˋ^´)つ≡≡≡☆

(victorious music)

勝利的音樂

- You are now a Ditto, Shuckle!

你現在是個百變怪，壺壺(z ˋ^´)つ

While you can't evolve yourself, you can become any Pokemon.

雖然你不能靠自己進化，但你能變身成任何一個寶可夢 (z ˋ^´)つ

- This is the best! Thanks, Satan!

這真是太棒了！謝謝，撒旦\(≧▽≦ )

- Oh, come on...

噢，拜託(lllˋωˊ)つ

- You know, so many Pokemon are disappointed by their evolutions.

你知道的，很多寶可夢對於他們的進化感到很失望

They think they're too ugly or too useless or too sexy.

他們有的覺得自己太醜或太沒用或者太性感

And I think there is a point.

我認為有一個重點(`･ω´･ )

We can't control what we're born as, but we can control what we do with the gift of life.

我們不能控制我們生來為何者，但我們能用與生俱來的天賦來控制我們要成為甚麼

I'm gonna use my powers to turn into a Shuckle!

我要用我的力量去變身成壺壺(⊙ᗜ⊙ )

Wow, I did it!

哇，我做到了(`･ω･´)9

Haha!

哈哈！

Yeah!

耶！(ᗒᗨᗕ )

Guys, do you see? Do you see? Like my evolution? I'm a Shuckle!

各位，你們看到了嗎?你們看到我的進化了嗎？我是個壺壺欸(ᗒᗨᗕ )

- Yeah yeah sure, whatever you say, pal,

哈哈哈(⊙▽⊙ )是...是，那當然，你說了算，朋友

but we're just gonna need those kidneys you got there.

但我們只要你那的一些腎臟(z ☉ᴗ☉)Ψ

- Aw yeah, Ditto!

歐耶,百變怪！

Yeah! Haha.

耶！哈哈(⊙▽⊙ )

- Ah, yeah, um, does anyone know where I can find a Mega Stone?

嗨~是的，嗯，有人知道我能在哪找到顆超級石┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

I'm having a dinner party, and I really need some extra spoons for my gazpacho course.

我正在參加一場晚餐聚會，然後我的西班牙涼菜湯課程真的需要多幾根湯匙┐(´~`)┌

(digital music)

數位音