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  • (upbeat music)

  • (playful music)

  • - Hi.

  • What is it?

  • What's with the winking?

  • Okay, I don't get this.

  • - Hey, have a good weekend?

  • - Oh, yeah, it was great, how about you?

  • Did you have a good weekend?

  • Did I do something wrong?

  • You're gone, what happened?

  • - So then we went ice skating,

  • which was so much fun for everybody besides me.

  • I fell and needed 10 stitches.

  • - Ooh, yeah that sucks, see you later.

  • - Okay bye.

  • - Wanna fuck?

  • - What, no, who are you?

  • - Wanna go to Dave and Buster's tonight?

  • - Oh yeah, that sounds fun.

  • - Actually, I'm not into it.

  • - What, you just asked me.

  • - Sorry, you're just too needy.

  • - You asked me, me!

  • - Wanna work on our presentation at two?

  • - Yeah, uh, I should tell you that I'm working on a few projects with other coworkers, too.

  • - Yeah that's fine, I am too.

  • - What, ew, I do not like coworkers that get around.

  • - But you're working with other people, too.

  • - Sorry, I don't think this is gonna work out.

  • - You blocked me?

  • - So the character is a seventh level wizard, third level sorcerer with 10 levels of ultimate magus,

  • but remember they're a gnome, so they're actually treated as being one level higher in terms of sorcery.

  • - Bring me a new friend.

  • - Yeah okay, so I went to Sephora and I asked them "do you have this color?"

  • and they were like "no" and I was like "what?", and they were like "uh" and I was like "what?"

  • and they were like "um" - Next.

  • - So I have tickets to Hamilton tonight if you wanna go.

  • - Hamilton.

  • Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

  • - What, what is it?

  • - Fuckin' bitch. - What?

  • - Dick pic, here, enjoy.

  • Hey Raf, good morning buddy,

  • have a picture of my dick, there you go.

  • - I don't want this.

  • - Oh I don't care, I just like giving them out.

  • Dick pic, who wants one, I have plenty, dick pics.

  • - As you can see, if everyone meets their first quarter goals, then we'll all get bonuses.

  • Wait, where'd everyone go?

  • (crowd murmurs) (laughing)

  • - Sorry, yeah, we all got upgraded to a special secret version of life for famous/hot people.

  • - So what, I'm just supposed to hang out here by myself?

  • - I'll see you in a second.

  • Oh no, I can fix that, um, yeah, here's a bunch of bots.

  • - I'm lonely. - Be my friend.

  • - Follow me. - Send money.

  • - [Man] Get out of here, what?

  • - Be my friend. - Follow me.

  • - Send money. - Be my friend.

  • (camera clicks)

  • - Hi, I'm Rekha from College Humor.

  • Click here to subscribe, click here for other fun stuff,

  • and thank you so much for watching.

  • I love my job and I'm definitely not trapped in this video.

  • (breathes)

  • Things are great.

(upbeat music)

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    nanako.kamiya 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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