(playful music)

- Hi.

What is it?

What's with the winking?

Okay, I don't get this.

- Hey, have a good weekend?

- Oh, yeah, it was great, how about you?

Did you have a good weekend?

Did I do something wrong?

You're gone, what happened?

- So then we went ice skating,

which was so much fun for everybody besides me.

I fell and needed 10 stitches.

- Ooh, yeah that sucks, see you later.

- Okay bye.

- Wanna fuck?

- What, no, who are you?

- Wanna go to Dave and Buster's tonight?

- Oh yeah, that sounds fun.

- Actually, I'm not into it.

- What, you just asked me.

- Sorry, you're just too needy.

- You asked me, me!

- Wanna work on our presentation at two?

- Yeah, uh, I should tell you that I'm working on a few projects with other coworkers, too.

- Yeah that's fine, I am too.

- What, ew, I do not like coworkers that get around.

- But you're working with other people, too.

- Sorry, I don't think this is gonna work out.

- You blocked me?

- So the character is a seventh level wizard, third level sorcerer with 10 levels of ultimate magus,

but remember they're a gnome, so they're actually treated as being one level higher in terms of sorcery.

- Bring me a new friend.

- Yeah okay, so I went to Sephora and I asked them "do you have this color?"

and they were like "no" and I was like "what?", and they were like "uh" and I was like "what?"

and they were like "um" - Next.

- So I have tickets to Hamilton tonight if you wanna go.

- Hamilton.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

- What, what is it?

- Fuckin' bitch. - What?

- Dick pic, here, enjoy.

Hey Raf, good morning buddy,

have a picture of my dick, there you go.

- I don't want this.

- Oh I don't care, I just like giving them out.

Dick pic, who wants one, I have plenty, dick pics.

- As you can see, if everyone meets their first quarter goals, then we'll all get bonuses.

Wait, where'd everyone go?

(crowd murmurs) (laughing)

- Sorry, yeah, we all got upgraded to a special secret version of life for famous/hot people.

- So what, I'm just supposed to hang out here by myself?

- I'll see you in a second.

Oh no, I can fix that, um, yeah, here's a bunch of bots.

- I'm lonely. - Be my friend.

- Follow me. - Send money.

- [Man] Get out of here, what?

- Be my friend. - Follow me.

- Send money. - Be my friend.

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(breathes)

Things are great.