-We have a special message... -[Homer grunting]

...for the Class of 2020.

[Homer] Where's the damn neck-hole?

Um, the one thing this difficult period

has taught all of us

is how to celebrate ourselves as a family.

-[cloth tearing] -[Homer continues grunting]

Uh... Mom?

I can't cook anymore. I can't cook anymore.

Bart, what do you have to say to the Class of 2020?

[Marge] I don't know what to do.

[Homer] Oh, the zipper broke.

-[Marge] I can't cook anymore. -I guess it's up to me.

Do you want eggs?

Well, the job is to be inspirational.

And there are plenty of good things.

The air is cleaner than ever.

And drinking at home at 10:00 in the morning

is not only acceptable, it's called "coping."

-And not having friends over is seen as a healthy choice... -[bottle smashes]

...instead of basic unpopularity.

And, as graduates, you have a world of possibilities.

You can go from living in your parents' basement

to working from your parents' basement.

[gasps] And another good thing,

people are eating less meat.

And animal shelters have found homes for all their pets.

Which is not connected to the lack of meat. I'm pretty sure.

So, in conclusion, I'd just like to say,

Live, from New York, it's Saturday Night!

It's not New York, and we're not live.

Well, it's fun to say.

But our message to you in these times,

love your neighbor.

Even if it's Flanders.