Name: 與Michael Che和Colin Jost的玩笑話 (Joke-Off with Michael Che and Colin Jost)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T11:17:56.000Z
Duration: 4 min 6 s
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where all the baristas are buff, shirtless guys.

Best part is you can order your coffee tall, grande,

You guys you think you can do better than that?

One more time, a new coffee shop just opened in Seattle

and 50 bucks for them to grind your bean.

Shirtless baristas -- This is great news for everyone

who wishes the strip club played more Norah Jones.

You don't want to see how they draw a heart in your foam.

Every customer was like, "I'll take one cup of Joe-y."

-All the baristas are buff, shirtless guys?

"I can't wait to check it out," said the health inspector.

-Said Colin, "Please don't tell Scarlett you saw me here."

But I don't recommend this place if you have a nut allergy.

-I'll give you that one. I'll give you that one.

say they're working on developing drinkable marijuana.

And somehow it still gives you cotton mouth.

they're still trying to develop drinkable beer.

They even got a catchy name for it -- Snoop Dogg's Urine.

If you want to know what drinkable marijuana tastes like,

just take a sip out of Che's mug right now.

-Glaucoma, yeah, yeah, yeah. Helps him read, yeah.

Iggy Azalea says her upcoming shows will have a twerk pit.

As in "I entered the twerk pit and nine months later,

That's insane. Iggy Azalea has upcoming shows?

-Alright, well, it's a twerk pit, twerk pit, alright.

Eh! Fans were like, "Of course, the person with the tallest ass

A twerk pit sounds cool, but I bet it smells terrible.

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與Michael Che和Colin Jost的玩笑話 (Joke-Off with Michael Che and Colin Jost)

insane

recommend

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