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-Welcome back to the show.
-Great to be back. Thanks, Jimmy.
Good to see you. -You have been everywhere
doing press for "Avengers: Endgame."
-Yeah. -You must be exhausted.
-It's -- It's pretty tiring.
Yeah, the last few weeks. -Yeah.
-I've been to a lot of places.
Started off going to Hong Kong.
Was in Hong Kong, and then I flew to New York
and then L.A. -Yeah.
-And then L.A. to London,
and then London back to New York,
and then Shanghai, and all within a few weeks.
I've racked up a lot of frequent-flyer miles.
[ Laughter ]
That's the nature of the beast.
-Do you like flying? How's the flight to Hong Kong?
-It's long. It's a long one.
I, uh -- -That's a long one?
-But I don't mind it. I've done it twice.
I've been to Hong Kong twice. -Wow.
-The first time I did it, I fainted.
[ Laughter ] I actually fainted.
I had two bowls of soup, and then I went to the bathroom.
And as I was getting ready to go to the bathroom,
I started feeling really dizzy.
And I remember there was a handle,
and I went to the reach for it, I was like, "Whoa."
And then I just blacked out.
And the next thing I knew, there was somebody
banging on the door, and my right arm
was completely submerged in the toilet.
[ Audience groans, laughter ]
And my left hand was around my penis.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Which is odd 'cause normally
you hold your penis with your right hand.
-That's -- I know. [ Laughter ]
-Your left hand's normally in the toilet.
-That's exactly right. I had to switch with the handle.
[ Laughter ] -Oh, that's what it was.
-Yeah. But that's how I found out that I am allergic to MSG.
-No way! [ Audience "Ohs" ]
So, you really just fainted? -Yeah.
-Oh, my gosh. -Yeah.
-Well, wow, that's amazing.
I'm happy that you're here.
[ Laughter ]
Well, I mean, it's amazing that you didn't get hurt.
-It's amazing that I survived. -No, exactly. Yeah.
"Avengers: Endgame" comes out tomorrow.
I don't know if you guys heard or knew this, but, yeah.
That big movie's coming out tomorrow, and --
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Yeah.
-It must be hard for you to promote a movie
that you can't really talk about.
-Yeah, can't talk -- Yeah, it's really tricky.
Reporters ask us questions. They haven't seen it.
We can't answer anything.
We do shows, can't even show clips, really.
They're not even releasing any clips.
-Yeah, we can't even show any clips from the movie.
-There's, like, one -- there's one that
they have been showing, but it's just --
I didn't want to recycle that, so I --
I actually brought a clip of something I did
not that long ago. I haven't seen it.
It's not "Avengers." It was just a recent thing.
But I haven't even watched it,
but I thought maybe we could watch that.
-Wait. So you brought an exclusive clip here?
-Yep. -For us tonight?
[ Cheers and applause ]
-It was something I did not long ago.
Again, not "Avengers"-related.
-Have you seen it? -No.
-You have not seen this yet? -I haven't seen this clip.
-All right, well, here's Paul Rudd
in an exclusive clip.
Take a look.
You have been everywhere
doing press for "Avengers: Endgame."
-Yeah. -You must be exhausted.
-It's -- It's pretty tiring.
Yeah, the last few weeks. -Yeah.
-I've been to a lot of places.
Started off going to Hong Kong.
Was in Hong Kong, and then I flew to New York
and then L.A. -Yeah.
-And then L.A. to London,
and then London back to New York,
and then Shanghai, and all within a few weeks.
I've racked up a lot of frequent-flyer miles.
[ Laughter ]
That's the nature of the beast.
-Wow! [ Cheers and applause ]
Amazing. -I have to --
I-I have to apologize.
I realize I didn't do a very good job setting up that clip.
-Oh. -But what you guys saw was --
It was earlier on in this interview.
I came out, and I sat down in the chair.
[ Laughter ]
And we had kind of, like, some pleasantries
while you were welcoming me back to the show.
Yeah. And then you -- he asked me about
all of this travel for "The Avengers."
[ Laughter ]
So I was just talking about these --
these countries that I've been to.
-And now we know -- -Yeah.
So that's what -- -That set up the clip anyways.
More with Paul Rudd when we come back, everybody.