-You're getting woke.

♪♪

-Hey, I'm here with the one and only Nicki Minaj,

and we are going on a dinner date to Red Lobster.

-Yeah. -I'm very excited for this.

I've never, ever been to Red Lobster ever.

I don't know why. Our paths never crossed.

You've been there. You actually --

You worked there at one point?

-I have worked at a couple different Red Lobsters,

and I've gotten fired from all three or four of them.

[ Laughter ]

-Well, I'm sorry to bring that up,

but we're gonna have fun tonight!

-Yay!

♪♪

Oh, hello!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Oh, this is really good.

-All right, one of these.

♪♪

First things first, we need a drink, right?

-Yes. -What was your drink --

Well, you didn't drink while you were on the job,

but what was your favorite drink that you served?

[ Laughter ]

-I always liked this thing called Red Passion Colada.

But they don't have red Alizé anymore.

Therefore, I cannot get it.

The other good thing is a Lobsterita.

-Lobsteritas?

♪♪

-Here we go, guys. Lobsteritas, frozen strawberry.

You got it, Nicki? -Thank you. Yes.

-Awesome. -Thank you so much!

-Are you joking me? -I am not joking.

-No, you're absolutely joking me.

-There you are, Jimmy. -Oh, my God. Thank you.

-Enjoy. -It is so good.

You paying? -I'm definitely getting an Uber.

I know that. -But are you paying?

-Yeah, of course. -Okay. Thank you.

-Please, this is -- -I ain't got no money

to spending all this money at no Red Lobster, child.

[ Laughter ]

♪♪

Let's act like we're on a blind date.

-This is great.

-How do you like your Lobsterita?

-I'm really having a good time tonight.

-Thanks.

-I like the Lobsterita, but I like the view even more.

[ Laughter ]

-Of me? -No, yeah.

We're pretending we're on a blind date.

-[ Laughs ]

-I haven't dated in a long time. [ Laughs ]

Can I have more of that?

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

-I have some biscuits for you.

Enjoy. Those are our Cheddar Bay Biscuits.

They're delicious.

-Let me talk about this, because I worked at Red Lobster,

and I know everything about every food here.

So this is handmade

by a bunch of African people in the back.

[ Laughter ]

This is a Cheddar Bay Biscuit toast.

You got to go like this, 1, 2, 3, pssh!

[ Indistinct conversations, silverware clinking ]

-This is absolutely fantastic. -Told you!

-Then you can go like this, too.

1, 2, 3, and then in your mouth.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Mmm. -That's a good biscuit.

-Okay. But my pet peeve is when people ask for extra biscuits.

Please do not ask for more biscuits,

'cause I will slap you.

-Can we have more biscuits?

'Cause that is what I really want.

♪♪

I love it. D-Lob. That's what I call it.

-D-Lob? -Yeah.

If you're been here enough, you call it D-Lob,

and then, dude -- And then S-Fish, live.

They want you to live. -[ Laughs ]

-So I love it. I get it. Look at this.

Are you kidding me? Hey, wait a sec.

A-hole fish?

Oh, a whole fish.

-How are we doing? Are we ready to order?

-Two ultimate feasts, and there's other things.

-And I want to add Cajun chicken pasta to mine.

-Okay. Awesome.

-She's gonna add just some stuff.

♪♪

-Oh, my God. This is a lot of food.

-What do we do first? -I like fried shrimp,

so we can do the toast and dump it in your tartar sauce

like we did the other thing.

So you go, 1, 2, 3, dip.

-Uh-huh.

-What the hell are you doing?!

[ Laughter ]

-Ooh. [ Coughs ]

[ Laughter ]

You saved my life. You saved my life today.

♪♪

-Now, I'm gonna show you how to crack this, okay?

-Yep. -You just go like this.

Well, let's start with the legs, maybe.

And you go like this. And you squeeze...

Oh, God. Um...

[ Laughter ]

-Wow. I can't believe you got fired.

[ Laughter ]

-But see, that's why I like the ultimate feast,

'cause it's already done for you.

-Oh, that's right. You go ultimate feast...

-Yeah. -...then you can just...

Ah, and splitskis? -Yes. Sure.

-Come on. Cheers.

-Mmm. So good.

-I mean... -So good.

Aren't you happy you came here for the first time in your life?

-Can we have more biscuits?

Ah, man.

♪♪

So, tell me why you got fired from Red Lobster.

-I walked up to this lady.

Her and her boyfriend had walked out of the restaurant

and they took my pen and they didn't tip me.

I walked to the car, I banged on the car window,

and I said, "Give me my pen!"

-So far, it sounds like that's not a big deal.

-I started going like this...

[ Laughter ] -Yeah, you're number one.

-You're number one. You're number one, as well.

-And my manager fired me on the spot.

-Tell the manager, "Hey,

I was trying to get restaurant property back

'cause they stole your pen."

♪♪

Oh, you know what we should do?

Do you want to do, like, "Lady and the Tramp"-style?

-No. -Okay.

[ Laughter ]

Now, I know you got fired from Red Lobster,

and I think right now it's time for a little redemption,

a little Red Lobster redemption. -Okay.

-Upstairs, there's people waiting for food.

They have no idea that we're here.

Let's go serve some food to these great people here.

-Oh, my God. Are you serious?

-Let's get the uniforms. -Yes.

♪♪

-Oh, my God.

-Is everybody enjoying their food?

-Yeah. -Yeah.

-This reminds me of when I was in college

'cause I had muscles and I also had crabs once.

[ Laughter ]

-Oh, my God. -Uh, here we go.

Hi, guys! -My name is Nicki.

I'm your server for the day. Nice to meet you.

-Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

-We're from Trinidad. -Trinidad!

[ All cheering ]

-Trinidad! -My country!

My country is in the building!

-I brought you a special drink. It's a little rum and Coke.

Let me take a taste test just for a second.

-Whoa. What now? [ Laughter ]

-Oh, my God. I'm so sorry, you guys.

-Can we get one more rum and Coke, please?

Thank you very much.

-Oh, my God. Don't eat people's biscuits!

What is wrong with -- I'm so sorry, you guys.

-That's okay. It's okay. -All yours. All yours.

-So, can I get you guys anything?

-Are you eating your biscuit with a fork and knife?

-Yeah, I don't want my hands to get dirty.

-Get -- Get out of Red Lobster. -Oh, my God. You cannot do this.

This is too classy for Red Lobster.

-Get out of Red Lobster.

All right, Nicki, you've proven yourself.

You redeemed yourself.

We've talked to everyone here at Red Lobster,

and we have something special for you --

The first and only black card.

You get free Cheddar Bay Biscuits for life.

-Oh, my God. This is the nicest thing anyone's ever given me.

-No, no, no. -Thank you.

-I also tracked the people down

and I got your pen back. [ Laughter ]

Redemption. -You're amazing.

-You've been redeemed. I love you.

-I love you. Mwah! Thank you so much!

[ Laughs ] -Oh, so much!

She's getting choked up! Oh, my God!

Oh, let's get the basket of biscuits.

Oh, it's a basket of biscuits. -What are you guys, insane?

What the hell is this, y'all? -We love you, Red Lobster.

Let's get in the limo. Let's go. -Oh, my God.

-Let's go. We gotta go. We gotta go.

[ Cheers and applause ]