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  • -I'm so happy that you're here. -Me too.

  • -Thank you so much for coming on the show.

  • I'm a big fan of "Black Lady Sketch Show."

  • -Thank you! -You're hilarious in it.

  • It's so -- It's such a great idea.

  • It's super fun. And we have mutual friends.

  • -Yes! -But this is first time

  • we're meeting each other. -We've never met,

  • and I'm so excited. It's a pleasure to meet you.

  • -Yeah, a pleasure to meet you, as well.

  • -I feel like I've been stalking you for years,

  • because not only watching you on TV,

  • but I, as you know, was in late-night television.

  • And more than a decade ago,

  • I started submitting writer packets to you.

  • And I was trying to get on your show

  • and write for you because you're so amazing!

  • And, actually, I don't know, you probably didn't have a chance

  • to read them so I brought some jokes from my 2011 packet.

  • [ Laughter, cheers, applause ]

  • You guys want to hear these, right?

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -What year? What year this is from?

  • -This is from 2011. -Oh, my goodness.

  • -So, guys, let's just all take a trip to 2011 in your minds.

  • Remember, Obama was president. It was a whole different time.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • This is the great monologue joke, really great.

  • This week, the date 11/11/11, led to a surge in weddings

  • in Las Vegas with more than 3,400 couples

  • tying the knot on what's being called Once in a Lifetime Day.

  • Unless you're Kim Kardashian.

  • Then it's Once Every 72 Days Day.

  • She was married for a short time.

  • 2011! [ Laughter ]

  • Hey, here's another one -- -Wait!

  • I should add that to my -- [ Laughter ]

  • -2011!

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Yeah! -2019!

  • [ Both laugh ]

  • -Yeah, I'm gonna add that to all my jokes.

  • -All right, all right, this one's better.

  • Okay, yeah. -It's 2011.

  • Two more women stepped forward this week

  • to make sexual harassment claims

  • against Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain.

  • -Oh, my gosh. -So far, all his accusers

  • have been younger blond women

  • who worked in the restaurant industry.

  • Man, this guy's like an old Tiger Woods.

  • [ Laughter ] 2011!

  • [ Cymbals crash ] 2011!

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Remember Tiger Woods got in trouble

  • for sleeping with a bunch of waitresses?

  • -2011? -2011!

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -But, dude, here you are, HBO. Big hit sketch show,

  • "Black Lady Sketch Show."

  • It just got picked up for season two.

  • -Yes! -So that's big.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • Congratulations. -Thank you!

  • I am so happy to not be cancelled after one season.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -It feels good, huh? -It feels --

  • -Have you had a lot of things that have only --

  • -Yes! -...only lasted...

  • -Yeah, my late-night show lasted a season.

  • You know, I just -- Lots of other sketch shows

  • I was on just lasted a few episodes.

  • So, this -- HBO has a lot of faith in us,

  • and the audiences have been so supportive.

  • -So funny, and you great guest stars on it --

  • Angela Bassett. -Oh!

  • -I mean, that was unbelievable. -Angela Bassett.

  • -I was like, "Oh, I did not think that she would --"

  • -You would never see her in sketch.

  • -No. Let alone a brand-new sketch show.

  • I'm like, she had faith in you guys, man.

  • -Yeah, she really did. -But she crushes it.

  • She's great. -She crushes it.

  • -David Alan Grier. -Oh, my God.

  • -I love that dude. -I love that guy.

  • I grew up watching "In Living Color."

  • He's so amazing. Actually, David Alan Grier --

  • It's a crazy full-circle moment for me,

  • because he gave me a job in 2009.

  • 2009! -2009! Yeah.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • You have to make a character out of this.

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think you have to.

  • [ Both laugh ]

  • I love that, love it.

  • -I had $7 to my name because it was the middle of the recession.

  • The recession! -Yeah.

  • -And -- [ Laughter ]

  • -[ Snorts loudly ] Oh, I just snorted.

  • I just snorted. All right.

  • -And he hired me! Anyway, he hired me

  • on his sketch show called "Chocolate News,"

  • and then I hired him on my sketch show many years later.

  • So that's awesome. -Isn't that cool?

  • Come on, I love that. -Yeah. Love that guy.

  • -I want to say --

  • This is bizarre, because I love Jackée.

  • -Oh, yes. -That's my --

  • -I do, too. Jackée Harry is amazing.

  • -Jackée Harry, "227." I was a big fan.

  • -The best. -Love her, love Barry Sobel.

  • -Yes, yes! Thank you for remembering that he was on it.

  • -Oh, that was my man. -Yeah.

  • -But, dude, you do a -- almost better Jackée Harry than Jackée.

  • -[ Laughing ] But, look.

  • I was looking at this -- -Look at us, yeah.

  • -That is Jackée. -Yeah, yeah.

  • -That's you. -And that's me.

  • -That is Jackée.

  • -Yeah, that's me going, "Oh, ba-by."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -"Oh, Ma-ry." -"Oh, ba-by."

  • And the key is, when you're setting up,

  • or, you know, she does all, you know, blue jokes, right?

  • Everything about sex.

  • So when you're setting up you have to go low and then go high.

  • So you have to go, "Let me tell you something, Jimmy."

  • -Oh, yeah. -"When I was dating this man --

  • Oh!"

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • -Oh, my gosh. -It was great.

  • And she did not like it at first.

  • -Oh, no? -No, no.

  • She didn't like the impression, because, actually, for years,

  • at Second City in Los Angeles, I was doing a live show

  • called "227: The Lost Episodes," and I was playing her.

  • And we would improvise fake episodes of "227."

  • And we invited her and the whole cast,

  • and she roundly refused to come.

  • -She's like -- -"Absolutely not.

  • That's an embarrassment to me and my legacy."

  • -No! -And, actually, we got her

  • in this sketch on the show, and she came around.

  • And she loves it now. -Oh, it's about love.

  • Yeah, Jackée, we love you! -We love you!

  • -You were awesome. You're a legend.

  • -She's a legend. And I don't blame her

  • for making me wait years

  • for her to come see me do her impression.

  • -You kept your head down, kept doing good work.

  • -That's right. -And here you are now.

  • I want to show everyone a clip.

  • Here's Robin in "A Black Lady Sketch Show."

  • Take a look.

  • -I'd like to call this evidentiary hearing to order

  • in the civil matter of Treena's Vintage Furniture

  • versus Sweet Song restaurant.

  • First order of business.

  • Do you queens want to get lunch after this?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -I would like to submit to the court that...

  • Your Honor is welcome to dine at Sweet Song any time.

  • -Objection, Your Honor!

  • Dining at defendant's restaurant would be prejudicial.

  • -You're right.

  • -But if you do go, plaintiff's counsel likes to eat, too.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Ha ha! Sustained!

  • -Excuse me. This isn't professional --

  • -Ah, you know what, Treena? Treena, let me handle this.

  • Okay? I got it. I got you.

  • -Rude. -[ Clears throat ]

  • Unfortunately, my clients were unable to attend this hearing,

  • but I'm sure they would appreciate it

  • if we took some time to...

  • find out how my girl over there got her goddess locks all right!

  • [ Laughter ] -I see you.

  • I see you. -I'm suing your clients,

  • and I still feel the need to tell you

  • that they would not appreciate that.

  • -Why would you say that? That doesn't help your case.

  • -'Cause they wouldn't.

  • [ Laughter, cheers, applause ]

  • -Robin Thede, everybody!

-I'm so happy that you're here. -Me too.

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Robin Thede在《黑衣女郎》的227個印象贏得了Jackée Harry的青睞。 (Robin Thede Won Jackée Harry Over with Her 227 Impression on A Black Lady Sketch Show)

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