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  • -Shaq, happy New Year.

  • Welcome back. You are our first guest of the decade.

  • -Thanks, my boy. -Thank you for being here.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -Thanks, my boy. -Yeah, boy-boy. Is it --

  • -No, no, "my boy." -Now it's "my boy" now?

  • -Yeah. What's up, my boy?

  • Say it. -What's up, my boy?

  • -No, no, you go, "What's up, my boy?"

  • -What's up, my boy? -Yeah, yeah, that was it.

  • -Oh, that's it? -Yeah, that was it. That was it.

  • -'Cause last time, my nickname was boy-boy.

  • -It was boy-boy. But now it's "my boy."

  • -My boy?

  • -Not [High-pitched] "my boy."

  • [ Deep voice ] My boy. -My boy.

  • -Yeah, not "my boy" -- -No, not "my boy."

  • [ Stammering ] Moy boy.

  • -No, man, you're not from England.

  • You're from New York. -My boy.

  • -Yeah, like that. My boy. -Yeah, my boy.

  • -Yeah, my boy. -Yeah, that's right.

  • How -- -How you been?

  • -I'm great. Everything's fantastic.

  • How are your kids?

  • -They're fine. -They're good?

  • How's Shareef doing? He was just -- He had the heart thing.

  • -No, he's good. He's playing at UCLA.

  • He's doing -- -He's playing again. He's back.

  • -Yeah, he's back. He's back. -So happy.

  • So happy to hear that. -Thank you.

  • -But your daughter is who I think is going to be

  • the best basketball player in your family.

  • -Yes, my youngest daughter, Me'arah,

  • is the best one in the family.

  • -Yeah, and how tall is Me'arah?

  • -She's 6'3" now. [ Audience "oh"s ]

  • -Do you ever play her one-on-one?

  • -No, of course not.

  • -'Cause why? -I don't want to beat her.

  • -Yeah, right. Come on. -Yeah, right, nothing.

  • I don't hold back when I step on the court.

  • -Oh, you know what? I want to ask you --

  • -Old ladies, babies. -This has been --

  • -Yeah, you step on the court -- -You play babies?

  • -Yeah, you step on the court with these,

  • you gonna get that elbow damage.

  • -Oh, my --

  • This going around the Internet right here.

  • This is a meme. Someone made this up.

  • This is LeBron and A.D. versus you and Kobe,

  • if that ever happened.

  • And everyone's wondering, in your prime, do you think

  • you could beat LeBron and A.D., you and Kobe?

  • -Do I think, or do I know?

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • I don't --

  • -What?

  • -I don't like having these conversations,

  • 'cause, of course, they can never be answered, but...

  • yes. The answer is yes.

  • Hell yes. -Yeah.

  • -Yes. Of course.

  • -Of course? -Yeah.

  • -Really? No brainer.

  • -Yeah. I mean, 'cause there's only one contributing factor.

  • Who gon' guard me?

  • -That's right. No one can do that.

  • -No, they cannot.

  • -That's right. That can't do it.

  • -Not at all.

  • -Can I just ask you this question again?

  • 'Cause there's no way that this is true.

  • -Don't do it. -There's no way this is --

  • -Don't do it. [ Laughter ]

  • Go ahead. I know what you're going to ask me.

  • -Do you think Stevie Wonder can see?

  • -Listen. [ Laughter ]

  • -What are you talking about?

  • What are you talking about? That's the craziest thing ever.

  • -I'm saying we lived in a building together

  • on Wilshire Boulevard.

  • -Wait, alright. Wait, you lived in a building with Stevie.

  • -With Stevie, okay?

  • You used to have to drive to the bottom underneath

  • to park your car. -Uh-huh.

  • -I'm coming to the first floor that day.

  • It goes down, 'cause when I got in, I didn't press the button.

  • So it went down first. Stevie got in.

  • I'm standing in the corner. I didn't say nothing.

  • And he looked over, and he's like, "What up, Big Diesel?"

  • And he turned his head, hit his button, and got off.

  • [ Laughter ] I mean, I -- Listen.

  • -Come on. -I'm telling you what happened.

  • I don't know if I was smelling from practice that day,

  • but he just turned around, "What's up, Diesel?"

  • Hit his button. Yeah.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -There's no way. That's not true at all.

  • -I'm telling you. -No, that's fake.

  • -Nothing. No. Nothing. -That's a fake story.

  • -It's not. It's a real story. Have I ever lied to you?

  • Have I ever lied to you? [ Laughter ]

  • Have I ever lied to you?

  • -You've never lied to me. -Thank you.

  • I'm just telling you what happened.

  • -We got to have Stevie on the show

  • and ask him once and for all.

  • -No, don't ask him that question.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -You're doing this thing again -- Shaq's Fun House.

  • -Yeah, it's Shaq's Fun House.

  • -This is Super Bowl weekend in Miami.

  • You did -- What, is it the third year you're doing this now?

  • -I think it's the fourth year. But --

  • -Why did you decide to do this?

  • -As Questlove and The Roots know, most Super Bowl parties,

  • you just get a bunch of people just sitting around,

  • looking at each other. Nobody's having fun.

  • I been to those all my life. So I said, "Okay,

  • I want to do something that's never been done.

  • Party. Bringing carnival people.

  • Bringing food, bringing my favorite deejays.

  • Let's get the party going.

  • Let's get it active." So this is the fourth year.

  • As you see, Diddy's going to be there.

  • Diplo's going to be there. Pitbull and Tiesto.

  • -DaBaby. -DaBaby and a special guest.

  • -What's your go-to song?

  • What's a song that guarantees to get everyone dancing?

  • -Well, it depends. Like, I do hip-hop and dubstep.

  • But I remember one time, I went to a corporate party.

  • -Yeah. -And it was all white guys.

  • -Yeah. [ Laughter ]

  • -So I had to switch it up.

  • -What made everyone dance?

  • -♪ Take these broken wings

  • [ Laughter ]

  • And learn to fly again

  • -[ Laughing ] No, that's not true.

  • -Yeah. Yeah, yeah. -That's not true.

  • Then I had to --

  • Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon

  • -♪ You come and go ♪ -♪ You come and go

  • You come and goAnd then -- And then --

  • ♪ I bless the rain down in Africa

  • -Okay, yeah, you know me. Alright, you know me.

  • You know me too well. -Yep, yep.

  • -Talk to me about Krispy Kreme.

  • You're the -- What are you, the --

  • -I'm the New Year's resolutions coach.

  • -You're the resolutions coach for Krispy Kreme.

  • what does that mean?

  • -It's a new decade. It's 2020.

  • Everyone, of course, on New Year's night,

  • we form a resolution. -Yeah.

  • -But studies show that by January 20th, 21st,

  • we cancel our resolutions.

  • So the best way to get through that

  • is just to go ahead and cheat.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • However -- However... -Yeah.

  • -If you don't cheat all the way, are you really cheating?

  • So that's when myself and Krispy Kreme came out

  • with the mini ones.

  • -Check this out, guys. No, this is a great idea.

  • -Mini ones. -Krispy Kreme minis.

  • -Krispy Kreme minis. -These are only 100 calories

  • per doughnut. -Yeah.

  • -Let's try one of these jams right here

  • and toast to the new year.

  • Which one do you go with?

  • -I'm going with the chocolate glazed.

  • -I'm just going regular glazed.

  • Cheers. Happy New Year, my friend.

  • I love you. Come back. -Thank you.

  • -Look at that tiny doughnut in your hand.

  • -Can you eat the whole thing without biting it?

  • -Do you think I -- -I'm asking.

  • Can you eat the whole thing without biting it? Go.

  • -Alright, here we go. Ready? -Go. You go first.

  • -1, 2, 3.

  • -Nope, you bit it.

  • -[ Murmurs indistinctly ] -Yeah.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • ♪♪

  • [ Muffled ] Shaquille O'Neal!

  • [ Mumbling indistinctly ]

  • [ Muffled ] We'll be right back with Jacqueline Novak!

  • [ Mumbles indistinctly ]

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • ♪♪

-Shaq, happy New Year.

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