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  • -I know "Saturday Night Live" is happening this Saturday.

  • You're probably going, "Why are we doing this show?

  • We got work to do." Thank you for being here.

  • -This gets us out of doing the work.

  • -Oh, good. Oh, yeah.

  • You got Woody Harrelson and Billie Eilish.

  • That's a great show.

  • -They always travel together. -They really do.

  • That's big news. I mean, the season premiere.

  • I remember I was always kind of excited and nervous about,

  • like, what's gonna happen?

  • What new things we got cooked up and all that stuff.

  • -Yeah, that's always the scariest thing.

  • Woody has already there like a few seasons ago.

  • He was so fun. So, he has a comedy background and all that.

  • -Yeah, you know, you always kind of forget that,

  • that he has a comedy -- -Like, "Cheers."

  • -Yeah, exactly. He played Woody on "Cheers."

  • Yeah, he's amazing. Another big news that we --

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -I just wanted to plug "Cheers."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -"Cheers" is available on DVD

  • and wherever downloads are streamed.

  • But, also, I want to say another big news is this summer,

  • Colin, you got engaged to Scarlett Johansson, buddy.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -Yeah. -That's a big deal.

  • -It's very exciting. I'm almost like an adult.

  • It's great. That close.

  • -I mean, that must have been, yeah, a big step.

  • Were you nervous? Did you cry?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -No. I was nervous, of course, yeah, but, no, I didn't cry.

  • Do people typically cry?

  • -No, people don't cry, but it's an emotional thing.

  • -Oh, sure. -I feel like guys always

  • hype it up in their head like, "I'm gonna have to do it

  • in this big, romantic way and this big thing."

  • And it's all these steps, and you gotta pull it off.

  • -Yeah, but I'm, like,

  • half German and half Irish Catholic,

  • so I'm able to repress pretty well.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -And, also, people don't typically cry,

  • but they also don't typically marry an Avenger.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -She's a little more dramatic. -Yeah.

  • Che, did you get a wedding gift?

  • -I didn't give you a gift yet, but I just can't wait to get

  • to that wedding and hear those sweet, sweet beautiful words --

  • "Does anybody object?"

  • -That's your cue?

  • -That's my time.

  • -That's your cue. Like, "Unh! Gimme the mic!"

  • -I'm gonna come in dressed like "8 Mile."

  • It'll be awesome.

  • -Coming in hot like Eminem.

  • Are you planning a bachelor party?

  • -Um, not yet. At some point. At some point.

  • I'm hoping Michael's gonna take the reins,

  • you know, kind of figure it out.

  • -Yeah, I got to do it, man, because if you do it,

  • it's going to be boring.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -You think it would be boring? -Oh, it'll be so boring.

  • It'll be definitely in the daytime, and...

  • Scarlett will certainly be there.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -What would you plan? What type of thing would you do?

  • -I don't know. Something dirty.

  • -Have you ever planned a bachelor party before?

  • -I have for my brother.

  • I planned a bachelor party for him.

  • But for Che, for his birthday one time,

  • I wanted to do -- My brother told me, actually.

  • There was this bar in Jersey that was like Hooters

  • but it was butt-themed,

  • which is so much worst than Hooters.

  • And it was called Bottoms Up. -Oh, my gosh.

  • -And you're gonna not believe this, but it closed.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Why was it called Bottoms -- How was it not called Butters?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -It's...right there.

  • -Bottoms Up was the name of the bar?

  • -It was called Bottoms Up.

  • -Tooters! -Tooters would...

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -Like a little wind coming out. You know what I mean?

  • -Tooters.

  • -I know Bottoms Up. That place is a hole.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Oh, my God. Oh, God!

  • -Oh, my -- I can't believe you made that crack.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -We went there together. Remember?

  • You had to enter through the back.

  • -Oh, yeah! Exactly.

  • And they had drawers full of fudge.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Drawers full of fudge?

  • -I was gonna say it was right around the corner

  • from where I was born.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • ♪♪

  • -Wow. Wow! Wow!

  • -Oh, my gosh.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Well, we love you guys.

-I know "Saturday Night Live" is happening this Saturday.

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邁克爾-切想為科林-喬斯特的單身派對策劃一些骯髒的事情。 (Michael Che Wants to Plan Something Dirty for Colin Jost's Bachelor Party)

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