and there are hidden microphones in the audience?

Yeah, sounds like a violation.

Anyway, apparently, it's legal here.

For those of you that want to know,

here is what we overheard in the latest edition of audience

hidden microphone.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

(SINGING) What you sipping on that

got you talking crazy, looking at me sideways.

Do you like my blouse?

It looks like hundreds of cigarette burns.

Oh, it's Cheetah print.

I'm broke.

I'm broke.

I'm broke.

Nice.

I can't help you.

Wooh!

Am I too close?

No, just don't step over that line or I'll cut you.

Oh.

I can wash my hands with air.

What are you laughing about?

And if they get dirty, whatever, I go bam, like this.

And then they're clean.

And then the dirt goes that way.

Exactly.

What are you talking about?

I don't care.

It's not my problem.

I felt your dirt.

I got my dirt on you.

I'm here to.

Hey, I'm a professional by the way.

They hired me to clap at all the talk shows, you know?

(SINGING) Your momma raised you better than that.

I'm really glad I'm not the girl on the far left.

Well, that was really informative.

People have so much to say.

Indeed.