I realized today that we have never played my favorite game.

It's called Five Second Rule.

Andy's going to read a category.

We will have five seconds to name

three things in that category and then hit

the buzzer to stop the clock.

You have to say it in 5 seconds.

Three things in 5 seconds.

I will start.

OK, Ellen.

What is the category?

Ellen, name three movies you've been in.

Mr. Wrong, EDtv, and Goodbye Lover.

[BELL]

[APPLAUSE]

Eric, name three TV shows you've been in.

Modern Family, Cold Case.

No, The Mentalist, and Malcolm In The Middle.

[BELL]

Oh, close.

Ellen, name three things your other producer, Andy,

might say.

Damn it!

Stop it!

No!

[BELL]

He sounds great.

[LAUGHTER]

Those are all things he would really say.

Eric, name three things Ed O'Neill might say.

What time's lunch?

Are we going tonight?

And, hi!

[BELL]

Oh, [BLEEP].

No.

We're out of time.

5 seconds goes fast.

Ellen.

Ellen, name three accents you can do.

French, and Spanish, and German.

[BELL]

I was just so proud of myself.

Eric, name three pickup lines that have worked for you.

Hey, haven't we met somewhere before?

Let's go back to your place and do

what I'm going to tell my friends we did anyway.

And, is that Windex in your pants

because I can see my hands in there!

[BELL]

[APPLAUSE]

I just saw my own shadow.

I was just making them up, Ellen.

You're looking at me like you're so disgusted.

Is this going to be on TV?

Probably not.

We'll take that out.

Ellen, name three things you'd say to get into a club.

Hi, I'm Ellen.

And I want to get in.

Let me in.

[BUZZER]

Yes or no questions, Andy.

All right, all right, I'm doing what I can.

That's why we haven't played.

He's trying to control the game.

I'm just reading the cards.

Name three things that can get you kicked out of a bar.

Oh, fighting, over drinking, and using inappropriate pickup

lines on girls.

[BELL]

[APPLAUSE]

Well done, well done.

Ellen, name three things you spend the most time washing

in the shower.

My dog, and my other dog, and my other dog.

[BELL]

She's got a lot of dogs.

Three dogs.

I have three dogs.

It's the same thing.

It's like going to the checkout line with 10 things and--

whatever.

[LAUGHTER]

Eric, name three things you're scared of.

Oh!

Ellen DeGeneres-- oh!

[YELLING AND LAUGHTER]

Oh, mother!

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

He's leaving.

He's leaving!

Oh, my God, Ellen.

He's leaving.

The final series of Modern Family

airs Wednesday nights at 9:00 on ABC.

We'll be right back.