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  • Happy "Satur-Kay," everybody!

  • Now listen, it's gifting season, and you

  • know what that means: cookies!

  • Kalen, we have no cookies.

  • OK.

  • Well, no cookies then.

  • But I do have wrapping paper.

  • Because today I'll be given five minutes

  • to wrap three hidden items that will

  • be presented to me one by one.

  • Now, I have no idea what I'll be wrapping,

  • so Jesus take the wheel.

  • Now let's put some time on the clock and get to it.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • Bring me the first gift.

  • It's already wrapped.

  • You want me wrap it again?

  • Oh, I got to lift it up.

  • Let's go.

  • Oh my gosh.

  • Oh, shoot!

  • I'm going to do red.

  • This is the original hat too.

  • In the middle, great.

  • I love that this has grid on it.

  • Let me make sure that--

  • You've got to come in halfway.

  • There we go.

  • Then you just do that, and that's

  • how you go all the way down.

  • You don't even have to cut all the way.

  • Boom!

  • See I'm a pro gift wrapper.

  • Now we're going to take this middle apart.

  • Let me get my Scotch tape.

  • Boom.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • Little more.

  • Oh shoot.

  • Oh, I got to tape the middle.

  • How much time has gone past?

  • A minute thirty.

  • Shoot, it's not sticking, it's not sticking.

  • OK.

  • Done.

  • I should have probably done it the other way, shouldn't I?

  • Because then it would have been more pretty

  • because it was nice and flat.

  • OK, anyway.

  • Next one.

  • (SINGING) Oh, Christmas tree, oh, Christmas tree.

  • I don't know the rest of the words.

  • Something, something, something, some.

  • Something, something, something, some.

  • Oh, Christmas tree, oh, Christmas tree.

  • Da, da, da, da, da, da, dun, dun.

  • What the hell?

  • What is this?

  • Oh my gosh.

  • Do I need to take this out of here?

  • [LAUGHING] Why do we still have this?

  • It was such a fail?

  • Let's see if this stuck.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • That's false.

  • Here we go.

  • Now let's see here.

  • Shoot.

  • I'm going to set that down.

  • Let's go and do the blue this time.

  • I'm going to make the length of the table.

  • No, I need longer than that, don't I?

  • Anyway.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • Two minutes left.

  • Two minutes left total?

  • Oh, Jesus.

  • Oh, it came off!

  • It don't stick to the sand, whatever this wood is.

  • It's not stickable.

  • Done.

  • Just present it like this.

  • That's good enough.

  • I smell something.

  • That smells good.

  • I may want to eat that.

  • What's that?

  • Or maybe that's just your perfume.

  • I'm not eating this.

  • That's the Coca-Cola salad thingy.

  • That smells good.

  • I may want to eat that.

  • What's that?

  • I know exactly how I'm going to wrap this.

  • How much time I got?

  • A minute thirty.

  • I can do that.

  • Let me show you how.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • Look, see.

  • I knew that this was the best way to wrap this,

  • kind of like how you wrap a basketball.

  • I'm take this, and I'm tight it around.

  • That's going to end our gift wrapping.

  • Then I'm going to make it before the clock.

  • This is the first time I've ever been successful at Kalen

  • against the clock.

  • Boom.

  • Come over here.

  • Oh, shoot.

  • Boom.

  • Done.

  • [LAUGHING] That's the only one that was successful.

  • I would give this gift to Ellen because it's perfectly wrapped,

  • and she deserves perfection.

  • This one I wouldn't even give to my worst enemy.

  • This one, I would give this to my producer Janet because,

  • yeah.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • She deserves it.

  • Now if you think that your gift wrapping abilities are better

  • than mine, then I want you to record a video

  • and send it to me.

  • Because I want to see it.

  • Maybe I'll throw it in a montage or something.

  • Bye!

Happy "Satur-Kay," everybody!

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'OMKalen'。卡倫嘗試在5分鐘內包裝3份禮物。 (‘OMKalen’: Kalen Attempts to Wrap 3 Gifts in 5 Minutes)

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