Eat medicines that’s out of date Use your private parts as piranha bait

吃了早就過期的藥 用私處當餌釣食人魚

♫♪ Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die ♪♫

笨笨的死法 好多笨笨的死法

Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work

用叉子拿烤麵包機的土司 自己動手修理電器

Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

自己學怎麼開飛機 吃了過期兩個禮拜沒放冰箱的派

♫♪ Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die ♪♫

笨笨的死法 好多笨笨的死法

Invite a psycho-killer inside Scratch your drug dealer’s brand new ride

邀請變態殺人魔進屋子裡 刮花毒販的新車

Take your helmet off in outer space Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place

在外太空掀開頭盔 用乾衣機當藏身處

♫♪ Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die ♪♫

笨笨的死法 好多笨笨的死法

Keep a rattlesnake as pet Sell both the kidneys on the internet

養響尾蛇當寵物 上網賣了兩顆腎臟

Eat a tube of superglue “I wonder what’s this red button do?”

吃掉一條強力膠 這個紅按鈕是做什麼用的？

♫♪ Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die ♪♫

笨笨的死法 好多笨笨的死法

Dress up like a moose during hunting season Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason

在狩獵季節打扮得像頭麋鹿 沒事惹毛一窩黃蜂

Stand on the edge of a train station platform Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing

站在火車站月台的邊緣 柵欄放下時開車穿越平交道

Run across the tracks between the platforms They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly

穿越月台間的鐵軌 這些可能不押韻但都有可能會發生

Dumbest ways to die ie Dumbest ways to die

最笨的死法 最笨的死法

Dumbest ways to die So many dumb

最笨的死法 如此多種

So many dumb ways to die

如此多種笨的死法

Be safe around trains. A message from Metro.

在火車旁注意安全