Ifthere's justonething I don't reallylikeaboutheristhatthe K inCosmosjuststandsforCosmos, Doctor, when a cop I'm incrediblydisappointedinyouandyouranagramsnumbernine.
Okay, I'm going a littleoutsidetheboxformynumberninesweetheartSonics, fellowfreedomfighternamedBunnyRabbitmaynotbe a completerobots, butcyborgsgirlsaren't closeenoughinmind.
Sure, shemaybe a rabbit, butit's hermechanizedlimbs, whichgarnermyinterestsafterbeinghalfroboticsizedbyDrRobotic.
I mean, I haven't seennaturalsunlightinoverfiveyearsafterall.
Hey, allthescienceisn't gonnadoitself.
Regardless, thisbrilliantmilkcouldmake a finecompanionandeven a perfectassistantinmylabandwithhervacuumfloors, whichinexplicablysuckupwhatever, I'llbetshecouldevenhandleboomsticks.
Messes.
Nopromise.
Sure, sheoncehad a glitchinhersystem, whichcausedeverythingtogohaywire.
Butwhatgreattechnologydoesn't comewith a couplebugstoironout?
Besides, shesomehowjustsohappenstolookexactlylikeKatieSeagal, Sothat's a majorplusinmybook.
Numberseven.
Anyperspectiveromanticpartnerofminemusthave a highlevel.
A fewmindsareasintuitiveasGhostintheShell.
MajorMotorCo.
Kusanagi.
Usingherwits, hackingskillsandhandtohandcombatprowess, sheapprehendsdangerouscriminalsincyberpunkJapanon a regularbasis.
Numberfive, If I maybecompletelytransparentwithyou, I'vealwaysbeen a bitjealousofRogerSmithfromtheBago, butit's notbecauseofhisBatmanaslifestyle, norisitbecauseofhisenormousmech.
I alreadyhaveplentyofthose.
What I don't haveis a MeccawomanlikeourDorothyWaynerankshisassistantAndroidDorothy, maybepetite.
Shemaynotbe a skilledofahhunterasthe T 1000 butshe's stilloneofSkynet's mostadvanceddeathmachines.
I mean, she's evendesignedtokillotherdeathMachineshakenmoreofherbodytorepairdamagealmostinstantly, andthisalsomakesitpossibleforcertainbodyenhancementsat a whim.
Andwhenshewantstoget a littlewild, herarmscanmorphinto a varietyofweapons, frombussaucetoeflamethrowersto a fullonplasmacannon.
NothingagainstAndroid 18 goodlooksorimpressivepower, butshe's noteven a trulymechanicalbe.
Ontheotherhand, Android, 21 justspeakstoshe's a superadvancedmachineand a brilliantscientistand a beautifulbabeand a powerfulfighterand a worldconqueringmadwoman.
Whatelsecan I saythathitsallthemarksonmydatingchecklists?
I guesshercourageousappetiteanddesiretokeeppeoplecouldbe a problem, but I don't thinkthat's a dealbreakerforme.
Plus, shecantransformanysubstanceinfood.
Thinkofallthetime, savedcookingmealseveryday.
She's clearlytopoftheline, evenwithweirdtail.
But I thinkafteralltheseyears, I finallyunderstandthetermwife.
It's numberone.
Lovecanbefoundvirtuallyanywhere, and I dostressvirtualhereaboardthespacehoppingNormandy.
1 maynotthinktwiceabouttheartificialintelligenceguidingthevessel, thatis, untilshestole a sexysyntheticbodyandstartedstruttingaroundtheship.
ETortheenhanceddefense.
Intelligenceis a cessIan, surprisinglycaringMeccaladywhoprotectsthosesheloveswithherexcellentbrainandthepowerofthemostadvancedshipeverbuilt.