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So there's this thing called Valentine's Day that's happening this week, and everybody's excited, I guess.
But they're all stuck in the past and present in the matters of love.
I am always looking to the future.
A future of mechanical romance Hey, I'm Wiz from death Battle for screw attacks Top 10 Robot girlfriends Number 10.
While she lacks in personality Cosmos from Xeno saga more than makes up for it everywhere else.
I mean, look at her and be honest with yourself.
Long flowing hair, excellent physique, limbs that transform in tow weapons.
This girl alone should be enough to convince you that cybernetic lovemaking is mankind's inevitable future.
But my personal favorite quality of hers is her logic first type of mindset, which always helps her assess a situation ration.
Plus, when things get dicey, she can repair almost any damage she sustains in combat.
If there's just one thing I don't really like about her is that the K in Cosmos just stands for Cosmos, Doctor, when a cop I'm incredibly disappointed in you and your anagrams number nine.
Okay, I'm going a little outside the box for my number nine sweetheart Sonics, fellow freedom fighter named Bunny Rabbit may not be a complete robots, but cyborgs girls aren't close enough in mind.
Sure, she may be a rabbit, but it's her mechanized limbs, which garner my interests after being half robotic sized by Dr Robotic.
One of my personal knows bunnies.
Greatest strength is literally the strength granted by her extendable robotic arms and legs.
With them.
Funny can easily break stone and also my heart.
And to be perfectly honest, I'm a sucker for the Southern Belle charm thing.
OK, don't judge sure makes you feel it.
Number eight.
Sometimes a robot girlfriend doesn't need a body to be perfect.
So what if Pat's the AI in the smart house?
Can Onley manifest herself via indoor virtual projection?
That's no issue for me.
I mean, I haven't seen natural sunlight in over five years after all.
Hey, all the science isn't gonna do itself.
Regardless, this brilliant milk could make a fine companion and even a perfect assistant in my lab and with her vacuum floors, which inexplicably suck up whatever, I'll bet she could even handle boom sticks.
Messes.
No promise.
Sure, she once had a glitch in her system, which caused everything to go haywire.
But what great technology doesn't come with a couple bugs to iron out?
Besides, she somehow just so happens to look exactly like Katie Seagal, So that's a major plus in my book.
Number seven.
Any perspective romantic partner of mine must have a high level.
A few minds are as intuitive as Ghost in the Shell.
Major Motor Co.
Kusanagi.
Using her wits, hacking skills and hand to hand combat prowess, she apprehends dangerous criminals in cyberpunk Japan on a regular basis.
Her synthetic body has other advantages, too.
For one thing, despite not being entirely mechanical, she's physically locked in her mid twenties, so she wouldn't even need my retro aging serum to maintain her good looks.
Although there is one obstacle with the major heterosexual sex is pretty painful in her world, but I'm up to the challenge.
Number six.
My choice for number six is number six.
No really, Number six from Battlestar Galactica.
Listen, I need a woman with more than just appealing aesthetics.
She's got to be witty and powerful.
The Boot six was able to single handedly bring humanity to the brink of total eradication, forcing those who remain to abandon their very galax.
She's the one who sets off the entire reason the Battlestar Galactica series even exists.
Is six dangerous?
Absolutely, But what fun is life and love without the potential for mass extinction?
Number five, If I may be completely transparent with you, I've always been a bit jealous of Roger Smith from the Bago, but it's not because of his Batman as lifestyle, nor is it because of his enormous mech.
I already have plenty of those.
What I don't have is a Mecca woman like our Dorothy Wayne ranks his assistant Android Dorothy, maybe petite.
But don't let her small stature fool you when she needs sushi isn't afraid to put her superhuman strength and agility to the test.
But while Roger may not always treat her like the lady she is, Dorothy would certainly be welcome in my laboratory and time, if you know what I'm saying.
Number four.
While we've explored the Deadly sides of the Terminator in death battle before, Skynet's truest masterpiece, in my humble opinion, is absolutely the Terminate tricks or TX.
She may not be a skilled of ah hunter as the T 1000 but she's still one of Skynet's most advanced death machines.
I mean, she's even designed to kill other death Machine shaken more of her body to repair damage almost instantly, and this also makes it possible for certain body enhancements at a whim.
And when she wants to get a little wild, her arms can morph into a variety of weapons, from bus sauce toe flamethrowers to a full on plasma cannon.
But my real turn on here is how she speaks in the most passionate and romantic language there is Dial up Internet.
What's me in the mood every time.
Number three.
I'm not usually one to try stealing someone else's lady, but DaCosta, the bride of Ultron, is certainly tempting.
Unlike her humanity, destroying significant other Joe cost A most frequently aligns herself with the Avengers.
She lends them her protective force field, durable titanium steel body and ability to holographic disguise herself as a human.
Not that I think she needs to change, or anything is perfect the way she is that again, a robot girlfriend who could turn into anyone could be kind of fine.
Number two.
Dragonball is no stranger to incredibly advanced and dangerous Mecca people, but only two could ever compete for my heart.
Nothing against Android 18 good looks or impressive power, but she's not even a truly mechanical be.
On the other hand, Android, 21 just speaks to she's a super advanced machine and a brilliant scientist and a beautiful babe and a powerful fighter and a world conquering madwoman.
What else can I say that hits all the marks on my dating checklists?
I guess her courageous appetite and desire to keep people could be a problem, but I don't think that's a deal breaker for me.
Plus, she can transform any substance in food.
Think of all the time, saved cooking meals every day.
She's clearly top of the line, even with weird tail.
But I think after all these years, I finally understand the term wife.
It's number one.
Love can be found virtually anywhere, and I do stress virtual here aboard the space hopping Normandy.
1 may not think twice about the artificial intelligence guiding the vessel, that is, until she stole a sexy synthetic body and started strutting around the ship.
ET or the enhanced defense.
Intelligence is a cess Ian, surprisingly caring Mecca lady who protects those she loves with her excellent brain and the power of the most advanced ship ever built.
Speaking of which, cheap, technically, has two bodies with ideas.
A girlfriend.
Not only do you get one sassy privations girl in a body originally designed for infiltration and assassination, but also the best spaceship in the galaxy.
And when all was said and done in the story of Mass effect, ET was implied to be responsible for helping to rebuild civilizations throughout the galaxy.
And I'd be willing to help for science, of course, for my secret Number 11.
When Lex Luther was unable to woo Lois Lane, he had a better idea.
Build his own Lois Lane.
She proved to be an excellent companion, both in the lab and in bed.
And if that weren't enough, he made some other modifications as well.