Yousee, thestar, likeactuallykeepsitsvictimsalivebythefibersvesselsinitsstomachswhichconnectthepoorbastardstothestarlackmakingitnearlyimpossibletoescapeunlessyouhavemultiplegrenades, a jetpackandarmormadeofmanDeLoreanironwhichcanwithstand a lightsaberblade.
See, beingcleverdoesn't disqualifyyoufrombeinganidiot.