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  • Doctor Stephen Strange, the soft taco to loop a crunch wrap sorcerer Supreme.

  • He's bought zombies, save the planet and even performed surgery on the cosmic entity eternity.

  • This master of the mystic arts turned Avenger set aside his old money grubbing days to protect Earth and all who inhabit it.

  • Except for that time, he could have cured all diseases and decided not to.

  • I'm Jocelyn Sorceress and in turn, and I do all the research nobody else wants to straight from the desk of Battle.

  • So the doc has done some forgive me strange things, but nothing in his canon is as weird as his relationship with long his man servant.

  • Now the further back in comics he ago, the more you stumble onto some shitty behaviour from your favorite heroes.

  • But even in a comic run as recent as 7 2001 is referred to as Slave Boy and even refers to his own job as servitude.

  • But despite all of these uncomfortable examples, Doctor Strange has continually cared for Wong and even once chose to save his life over the lives of billions.

  • In a limited series called The Oath, Doctor Strange walks into the library as long slaves away doing his slave thing.

  • But instead of having long do is laundry or scrub cauldron, Strange asks about Wong's bottle of meds used to treat brain tumors.

  • Turns out one's brain is busted, and he's been hiding his sickness from the dock.

  • Strange gets a little teary eyed of the idea that someone would have to come to replace Wong as his manservant if he died.

  • So the doc vows to save one.

  • Which, by the way, he does right after hurling the bottle of meds onto the ground.

  • Yeah, I mean, come on, one's the one who's gotta clean that up, right?

  • Come on, dude.

  • Anyway, so the to track down this magical potion that strange things is the cure for cancer.

  • Turns out it's actually the cure for every single disease known to man.

  • But so naturally, everyone and their evil mom wants their hands on this thing, including a guy named Nicodemus West who get this is the very same doctor that failed to save strangers hands.

  • Oh, and what in West do?

  • After that?

  • He went on to study the mystic arts.

  • To these two are two peas in a pod or to rabbits and a head with a bat and a 64 impala You anyway, West wants to destroy the potion to both prevent overpopulation and to make sure there's enough sick people on Earth to keep his job.

  • Jeez, if you ask me that West families are real piece of work.

  • So West employs a freelance thief to steal the potion.

  • But things go south when he's discovered.

  • And I shit you not.

  • This dude whips out the gun that Hitler killed himself with.

  • Pops off around into Doctor Strange and swipes the potion.

  • A.

  • Apparently this pistol has enough negative mojo inside it.

  • Penetrate doctor, strangest defenses.

  • There's not a ton of explanation beyond that.

  • We're just supposed to accept magic Nazi gun and move on.

  • But if you really think about it, this gun killed Hitler like, why does it have negative Moto?

  • Should this thing be glowing with the collective thanks of humanity like, Hey, gun.

  • Thanks for killing the most evil is the guy ever.

  • Anyway, In order to save his life, Long takes strange toe.

  • Lynda Carter, the night nurse, not the lady who played Wonder Woman After a quick operation.

  • It's back to recovering the super juice but cancers a bitch and right as they tracked down the potion, which is now in Nicodemus West, hands long starts getting really sick and ends up passing out.

  • At one point, they mentioned that Wong is too weak to survive a trip to the hospital G.

  • If only there were some mystical mobile hospital specifically designed to keep people alive while being transported.

  • Or I don't know if you could tell a port.

  • Oh so Doctor Strange and Nicodemus throw down on a rooftop until wouldn't you know it?

  • The potion is spilled gas.

  • There's only one drop left because, of course there is.

  • And Strange has to decide to either use the drop to replicate the potion and cure all of humanity of literally everything.

  • Door save his manservant, who, by the way, had a replacement already lined up.

  • As you might expect, Strange honors his Hippocratic oath and decides to set aside his own.

  • No, no, no, he doesn't.

  • He saves his manservant and screws humanity.

  • So the doc and Long live on to reinforce stereotypes another day.

  • But it turns out, strange really does care for Wong, though he might want to consider treating him like more of a sidekick, so people don't call him things like Slave boy.

  • Just a thought.

  • Fun fact Strange.

  • Also used the Hitler gun after his magic failed to take down a demon beast that burned down the night nurses Hospice.

  • Strange pulls out the gun which no one knew he had and shoots the demon with a single shot.

  • He vows this is the last time he uses a gun and then turns it into fireflies.

Doctor Stephen Strange, the soft taco to loop a crunch wrap sorcerer Supreme.

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奇異博士擰人類|死亡之戰的桌子 (Doctor Strange Screws Humanity | The Desk of DEATH BATTLE)

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    林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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