Wiz: When young Amy Rose first heard of the adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, she became immediately obsessed.

Boomstick: But while most rabid fangirls would stalk them online or build a shrine in their closet, Amy dialed her crazy up to 11!

Wiz: I guess you could say she was: hooked on Sonics?

Uhh?

Boomstick: Ugh. (gags)

You made me throw up in my mouth a little bit that was so bad!

Wiz: Well determined to meet her hero face to face, Amy decided the best option was to learn how to read tarot cards.

Boomstick: Hey the lady at the fair never let me down.

Wiz: After lots of practice one reading finally predicted she would meet The Blue Blur on the mysterious Little Planet.

Boomstick: See... and she did meet him. Well after she was kidnapped by the evil Dr. Eggman used as bait to lure Sonic into a trap.

But hey first impression aren't everything right?

Wiz: Heh. God knows that's true are we certainly won't be working together.

Boomstick: What? So i forgot my pants on the first day it happens to all of us Wiz.

Wiz: No it doesn't, anyway meeting Sonic wasn't enough for Amy.

Despite her young age and inexperience she made it her personal mission to become a part of his freedom fighting crew.

Boomstick: So Amy spends some time building a badass skill set to convice her hasty hedgehog hero she'd be a valuable team member and girlfriend.

Wiz: Surprisingly it wouldn't take long by running after Sonic her sheer will and determination let her reach the super speed she needed to chase him down.

Boomstick: That's... Terrifying.

Wiz: Keep in mind Sonic's casual running speed sits about 765 miles per hour.

Boomstick: That's... Extra terrifying.

Wiz: Tell me about it. Apparently she tapped into her innate hedgehog speed gene which is a thing.

Where the hell they got this? I have no clue I mean have you seen real hedgehogs run they're not very fast.

Boomstick: I wonder if I have some hidden gene gives me a super cool power.

Wiz: You do, remember when I did those DNA scans you have an iron liver.

Boomstick: Really!?

Wiz: Yeah you can drink all the beer you want and you'll be fine.

Boomstick: (chuckling) Well in that case, time for a break.

(Distant) Jocelyn get the cooler it's beer time, it's coming early.

(Thumps)

Wiz: I totally lied but that should buy me a week of silence thank god.

Will cover Ramona Flowers next time.

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