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  • Boomstick: This episode of death battle is brought to you by Go Daddyo

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  • *Intense Music*

  • Boomstick: Last time on death battle the Ninja Turtles battle to find the deadliest of the team and good

  • old Leo used cunning strategy and swordplay to come out on top. Wiz: But the fight isn't over yet!

  • Leonardo must now face his most powerful imitator, Zitz the leader of The Mighty Battle Toads

  • He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick and it's our job to analyze their weapons armor and skills to find out who would win a death battle!

  • BOOM!

  • Zitz was computer engineered as one of three ultimate amphibian warriors in a gladiatorial video game reality show called Battletoads.

  • This accidentally opened the dimensional gateway to another galaxy

  • Every time the game began the galaxy became the battle toad arena for their superhero war against the dark queen and they-

  • Boomstick: Whoa Whoa Whoa!

  • What?!

  • Wiz: Three nerds made a video game got sucked through it to another galaxy and became toad superheroes

  • Boomstick: K! Got it!

  • Wiz: Zits was originally colored yellow to differentiate him from Rash,

  • But he is now officially a blue green hue. He leads the Battletoads team with a laid-back yet strategic attitude.

  • Boomstick: He chooses to go with my personal favorite battle strategy, beat the shit out of everything that moves!

  • And as a battletoad Zitz can shape-shift his body into various weaponry: Giant fists, heavy weights, ram horns. You name it.

  • Wiz: Unlike his teammates Zitz has used his inventive genius to mechanically advances weaponry far beyond those of his fellow toads.

  • By combining technology and brawn, Zitz has added blades saws and drills to his arsenal.

  • Boomstick: This guy could be the world's best handyman If he always wasn't getting sucked into an alternate dimension every time someone turned on a video game. Wiz: Despite having almost no

  • actual combat training, Zitz has proved strong enough to power through some of the toughest games ever made. And yes,

  • the game's excruciating difficulty is canon. As it was specifically programmed by the Battletoads themselves. Boomstick: Yeah try and wrap your brain around that one!

  • Zitz: I'm a big bad mother of all toads!

  • Wiz: We briefly covered his abilities last episode, but there's plenty more to Leonardo

  • He has trained in Ninjutsu and Bushido all his life shaping his body and mind to master close combat,

  • swordsmanship, honor, and the art of invisibility.

  • Boomstick; He's also the strategists of the turtle team! Who are now all dead... soooo...

  • Yeah. Wiz: Leonardo is especially skilled in the use of environment to outsmart and outmaneuver an opponent.

  • He is also the only ninja turtle in any timeline to have studied under two masters: Splinter the rat and The Ancient One.

  • Boomstick: Hey, Wiz look it's an Asian Yoda!

  • What? Leo wields two ninjaken swords which are best for swift deadly strikes and design with the idea that a good offense is the

  • best defense. They're usually mistaken as katana in the show and comics even though

  • they are obviously straight rather than curved. Wiz: The ninjaken is in fact an invention of Hollywood as there is no

  • historical evidence of the weapons existence. Boomstick: Like the Moon landing!

  • Wiz: Shut up. While he usually relies on his brothers solid teamwork he has proven to be a very effective warrior on his own too.

  • Defeating all sorts of enemies like Ninja Robots, Giant Monsters, War-torn Aliens, and even the shredder.

  • Leonardo: Gotcha!

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  • DEATH BATTLEEE!

  • Fight!

  • K.O

  • Boomstick: Damn! Wiz: Zitz was more than a match for Leonardo in a simple brawl using his brutal arsenal to overpower him.

  • But when it came to using the environment, Zitz couldn't handle Leonardo's ninja skills and his lack of training left him

  • frustrated and unsure of what to do. Boomstick: While Zitz is a strategist

  • he always relies on his brute force, and once Leo went stealth mode and turned the tide

  • Zitz decided to just bring the whole sewer down. And come on. Leo fights all kinds of mutants and monsters at least once a week.

  • Wiz: Of all the toads Zitz certainly stood the best chance with his technologically advanced weaponry.

  • But while the Battle toads are known for accomplishing impossible odds,

  • so are the Ninja Turtles. Leonardo made quick work of Zitz soon as he had the chance.

  • Boomstick: In the end, Zitz just needed to pull himself together. Wiz: The winner is Leonardo. Boomstick: Again.

  • Boomstick: Next time on death battle!

  • Wiz: Got an idea for a death battle? Leave a comment below! Thanks for watching.

Boomstick: This episode of death battle is brought to you by Go Daddyo

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Zitz VS Leonardo (Battletoads VS Ninja Turtles) | 死亡之戰! (Zitz VS Leonardo (Battletoads VS Ninja Turtles) | DEATH BATTLE!)

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    林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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