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  • Who doesn't like dinosaurs?

  • [no] one comes there awesome like Yoshi. Mario's happy-Go-Lucky [Steep] and ribs [or] the dino warrior with a killer instinct

  • I'm wizard, and he's boomstick, and it's our job. Analyze their weapons armor and skills to find out who would win a [death] battle

  • Yoshi is a cheerful and friendly dinosaur. Whose race happens to be among Bowser's most hated enemies

  • Why those are so goddamn happy all the time?

  • Yoshi is considered one of the fastest characters in the Mario universe

  • And has a higher and stronger jump than Mario despite his cute and cheery demeanor. Yoshi's powerful enough to put down this goliath single-Handedly

  • He's able to keep up with

  • Experienced fighters like solid snake wink and even previous death battle champions Samus aran and either doesn't have any ears or he's really [frickin] patient

  • Is he something? I'll put up with that [whiney] ass baby Mario

  • If it were me someone would have found him in a dumpster after the first level also while young Yoshi's are dumb enough to run

  • Off cliffs they learn quickly over time eventually driving go-karts playing sports and surviving the greatest Deathtrap ever created

  • Mario party Yoshi has a large arsenal of eggs to use as lightweight

  • Projectiles and can even create a giant egg shell to use as an all-encompassing shield

  • What is it with creatures from the Mario universe using their babies as weapons is it that effective?

  • I'm Gonna have to test this out maybe some sort of baby Launcher boomstick

  • That's a terrible idea any time you'd want to reload you'd have to wait nine months anyway

  • Yoshi's greatest asset is his stomach yeah

  • Yo, she's got a bad eating problem and devours everything in sight with his long stretch of junk

  • He can swallow almost anything even fire that's right boomstick. Yoshi has the strangest digestive system

  • I've ever come across certain meals can grant him special abilities otherwise after consuming a [foer] item Yoshi

  • Ejects an [egg] [spawned] from the subject the egg may have special properties from said object or contain the victim within wait?

  • That's how we made [ceg's] there any female Yoshi's

  • I don't think they're male or female Yoshi's may be asexual [that] poor miserable creature

  • Ribbed or was genetically engineered by Ultra tech to be the perfect combination of human intelligence and animal

  • Brutality his tools and death are his teeth claws and impaling tail

  • And he knows how to use them well pulling off insanely bloody combos, and when he's not fighting up close

  • He can spit a fiery acid rip door is only four years old and yet already. He's a nearly unstoppable killing machine

  • That's one ass-kicking toddler

  • He has reached a point where his human emotion in recent in conflict with his predatory

  • Instincts often confusing him to the point of blind rage and aggression [rip] door may look sound and act like a velociraptor

  • But he's really something else entirely [he's] twice as big and twice as slow, and I don't think velociraptors could shoot acid

  • They were awesome enough without it [with] a limited [amount] of combat training [Crypto] relies on his raptor instincts in a fight

  • Raptors will Pack Hunters preferring to flank their victims with stealth speed and secrecy [though]. They were no pushovers by themselves on Their own

  • They usually just rushed their opponent and overpowered them with ultra combos

  • and if Jurassic park has taught us anything if the raptors are clever sons of bitches wow boomstick

  • I didn't know you knew so much about dinosaurs. Yeah, I was one of me a pet raptor

  • I was gonna call him Barney after I found out what Irony was

  • All right, the combatants are set let's end this debate once and for all first

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  • My car Yoshi couldn't compete with [riff] grows tough and brutal viciousness

  • But his varied arsenal ultimately produced a winning move rib jaws of freaking beast in a fistfight

  • But while yoshi looks all cute and stuff

  • [he's] actually a deadly devouring machine like my ex-wife that [raptor] remind of [rip] doors might be cunning and clever

  • But tooth and claw can only accomplish so much Yoshi's bizarre digestive system rebounded the acid spit blinding rip door and leaving him vulnerable

  • ribs or maybe Smart but Yoshi can drive cars and show me another dinosaur who can do that even with a

  • Velociraptor strong sense of hearing and smell rip doors confused and vengeful mind wasn't able to process the change of tactics fast enough

  • Even so he was already finished even of that conveniently placed Glyph hadn't been there

  • Rip door would have lost his whole face pretty quick to the acid he just didn't have the stomach for this

  • Dynamite Dinah fight what I'm clever the winner is Yoshi

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    林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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