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  • Wiz: Beyond our solar system advanced civilizations are governed by the 88th decrees.

  • Should anyone dared violate these laws they would find themselves targeted by: the Galactic martials.

  • Boomstick: Aka Space cops.

  • One of these alien officers was sent to Earth to investigate an eerie distress signal.

  • But he was shot down by the world dominatin' corporation called: Ultratech.

  • Y'know evil Wall-Mart.

  • Wiz: Ultratech had reversed enginnered equipment from an alien crash some decades prior.

  • The Rosswell incident.

  • However the use of advanced technology by less developed species is a clear violation of the 88th decrees.

  • Boomstick: Kind of like give if you saw a chimpanzee pickup a flamethrower it'd be awesome.

  • Would you want to take it away real quick.

  • Wiz: Determined to correct these wrongs and return home, the alien marshall set his sights on bringing Ultratech to their knees and recovering his lost technology...

  • And if he couldn't he just blow it all up.

  • Boomstick: It was Ultratech who codename him: Glacius.

  • Don't let his name fool ya; Glacius wasn't always known for his fancy ice powers actually he comes from a race of aliens with weird telekinetic abilities.

  • Wiz: By manipulating simple molecular structures Glacius can use the environent nearby to create armor around his inner body.

  • This came in handy when his ship was shot down in Antarctica and he lost his native shell.

  • Boomstick: So he had no choice but to make a new shell out of ice which permanently turned him into an abominable snow monster.

  • Wiz: With this new body Glacius developed a fighting style to make the most of his new capabilities.

  • Boomstick: Glacius preferred to fight at a distance usin' his long-range ice bendin' attacks.

  • He can turn his limbs into huge ice lances to keep enemies at bay, create spiky hail projectiles and even summon spires of ice right under his opponent.

  • And did he just punch that guy with an ice sculpture of himself!?

  • Wiz: More or less.

  • That is the Shatter technique a powerful burst of energy which summons a mysterious uppercutting ice sculpture.

  • Boomstick: Talk about class he doesn't want to punch you in the junk himself but he still wants you to see his face so you know where it came from.

  • It's a great way to assert dominance.

  • Observe.

  • Wiz: Oh!!!

  • Wiz: (High pitched voice): Why would you do that!?

  • Boomstick: Look into my eyes Wiz!

  • Wiz: (High pitched scream)

  • (In high pitch voice) Come back next week for the DEATH BATTLE.

  • Boomstick: Walk it off.

Wiz: Beyond our solar system advanced civilizations are governed by the 88th decrees.


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Glacius Pools進入死亡之戰! (Glacius Pools Into DEATH BATTLE!)

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    林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日