字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 Wiz: Beyond our solar system advanced civilizations are governed by the 88th decrees. Should anyone dared violate these laws they would find themselves targeted by: the Galactic martials. Boomstick: Aka Space cops. One of these alien officers was sent to Earth to investigate an eerie distress signal. But he was shot down by the world dominatin' corporation called: Ultratech. Y'know evil Wall-Mart. Wiz: Ultratech had reversed enginnered equipment from an alien crash some decades prior. The Rosswell incident. However the use of advanced technology by less developed species is a clear violation of the 88th decrees. Boomstick: Kind of like give if you saw a chimpanzee pickup a flamethrower it'd be awesome. Would you want to take it away real quick. Wiz: Determined to correct these wrongs and return home, the alien marshall set his sights on bringing Ultratech to their knees and recovering his lost technology... And if he couldn't he just blow it all up. Boomstick: It was Ultratech who codename him: Glacius. Don't let his name fool ya; Glacius wasn't always known for his fancy ice powers actually he comes from a race of aliens with weird telekinetic abilities. Wiz: By manipulating simple molecular structures Glacius can use the environent nearby to create armor around his inner body. This came in handy when his ship was shot down in Antarctica and he lost his native shell. Boomstick: So he had no choice but to make a new shell out of ice which permanently turned him into an abominable snow monster. Wiz: With this new body Glacius developed a fighting style to make the most of his new capabilities. Boomstick: Glacius preferred to fight at a distance usin' his long-range ice bendin' attacks. He can turn his limbs into huge ice lances to keep enemies at bay, create spiky hail projectiles and even summon spires of ice right under his opponent. And did he just punch that guy with an ice sculpture of himself!? Wiz: More or less. That is the Shatter technique a powerful burst of energy which summons a mysterious uppercutting ice sculpture. Boomstick: Talk about class he doesn't want to punch you in the junk himself but he still wants you to see his face so you know where it came from. It's a great way to assert dominance. Observe. Wiz: Oh!!! Wiz: (High pitched voice): Why would you do that!? Boomstick: Look into my eyes Wiz! Wiz: (High pitched scream) (In high pitch voice) Come back next week for the DEATH BATTLE. Boomstick: Walk it off.