字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 Boomstick: This episode of Death Battle is brought to you by Netflix. (Rock Music Plays in Backround) Wiz: Their rivalry is legendary and their fame unmatched. W: After battling for over two decades, this epic duel will finally meet a decisive end. B: I've been waiting for this forever! W: Mario, the whimsical Italian plumber B: And Sonic, the hyperactive hedgehog. W: I'm Wizard and he's Boomstick and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle W: Mario is one of the Star Children and possesses many special abilities with the intent of protecting his home: The Mushroom Kingdom W: Even as a baby he was obviously destined for greatness B: When you've got an army of dinosaurs serving you before you can even speak, you know you're going to do great things. W: He is well known for his incredible athleticism and his unmatched jumping ability. B: Who says white guys can't jump? W: Plus, he's a powerhouse with the strength to lift heavy objects and crush enormous castles. W: He also uses his bare fists to smash solid brick. B: With his jumping skills and weight, he can pound and crush his foes into oblivion. B: And if he needs some extra firepower, well, he's got an entire arsenal of powerups. W: His first powerup is the Fire Flower. W: With it, Mario obtains pyrokinetic abilities. B: Really? I always thought the flower was just really spicy. W: He can create and manipulate fire to produce a variety of devastating attacks. B: He's also got his frog suit thingy. B: While wearing it, Mario can jump even higher, swim even faster, and breathe underwater. B: The only problem is, no one's really going to take him seriously wearing that thing. B: Haha, ah, look at him. W: Several different power-ups have granted Mario flight before, but none as well as the Cape Feather. W: With it, Mario can fly for an unprecedented amount of time. B: The Metal Cap turns Mario's entire body into indestructible living steel. B: But while Metal Mario's extremely heavy, his strength and speed are boosted, giving him 10x more power and just as much agility as before. W: The Starman envelopes Mario in a blinding aura of compressed energy, granting him increased speed and invulnerability for a short time. W: Touching a normal enemy in this state will instantly kill the foe. W: And while it's not technically a powerup, Mario has a hammer that can crush almost anything. B: It seems that Mario's always popping shrooms to get more power. B: And with the Mega Mushroom, he gets ginormous. B: Mowing down people, plants, environments - Hell, EVERYTHING. W: Mario has battled a larger variety of enemies than any other video game hero. W: Whether a foe is large or small, scary or goofy, dumb or deadly - nothing has ever proven too much for him. B: Except for never keeping track of his woman! B: She's always getting kidnapped, and he's always showing up at the wrong castle. B: Somebody needs to throw a GPS tracking bracelet on that bitch. W: He's fairly impulsive and not much of a strategist, preferring to fight his way quickly through problems without thinking things through. B: But that doesn't matter, Italy's greatest hero can power through anything. Mario: It'sa me! Mario! W: Sonic The Hedgehog is the fastest thing alive and a freedom fighter fighting to save the world from the tyrannical Dr. Ivo Eggman Robotnik B: He's not so bad for a tree-huggin' hippie! W:Sonic's most notable ability is his speed. W: He can easily break the sound barrier in mere seconds. W: While his top speed is unknown, he has clocked in at an average 765 miles per hour. B: Holy crap! This guy must blow through shoes W: He can further increase his speed through his trademark figure 8 technique B: But he's not just fast on his feet, he can curl into a tiny ball and rip through his opponents with a spin attack. W: His homing attack rockets towards an opponent and can hit multiple times B: And with his spin dash he can reach top speeds almost instantly B: How does this guy not vomit? W: During his adventures he has used a variety of different shields to improve his abilities W: Each shield can deflect minor projectiles and have environmental advantages W: Though they will disintegrate after blocking a deadly blow B: The Fire Shield can absorb, well, fire and heat, though it can't survive underwater B: No shit. But with it, Sonic can use a fiery dash attack W: The Lightening Shield can't survive in aquatic environments either W: But, it gives Sonic a mid-air jump for further aerial control B: And with the Bubble Shield he can breathe underwater and control his jumps with a powerful bounce B: Why do we keep mentioning water you may ask? B: 'Cuz he can't freaking swim W: Sonic's ultimate power-up, however, isn't a shield at all W: After absorbing thousands of power rings during his adventures, W: Sonic has become an embodiment of chaos W: Using the power of the seven Chaos Emeralds W: Sonic can tap into their incredible powers, and summon the form of Super Sonic B: Super Sonic can fly, breathe underwater, and is completely invulnerable W: Not to mention his speed is increased a thousand-fold B: But as with most things that are unbelievably powerful, it has a time limit B: Without a taste of live power rings it can't even last a full minute W: And when the form finally subsides, Sonic returns to normal at peak physical form, W: Regardless of his condition prior to the transformation B: While Sonic's always risking his life saving the world from all kinds of dangerous robots and demigods B: He's kind of a dick W: Sonic is cocky, arrogant, and addicted to action W: He gets cranky and unstable when he's cooped up for too long B: And if you ignore him, heh, he'll straight up leave 'ya W: But despite his rough personality, he'll do whatever it takes to save the day Sonic: Oo, I like to hang, but I gotta juice [metal door slamming] W: Alright the combatants are set W: Let's end this debate once and for all B: But first, I gotta get me some rocket boots so I can run like Sonic W: What, where are you going to get the money for rocket boots? B: Netflix? [metal door slamming] W: Netflix delivers movies straight to your house saving you time and money W: You can watch all kinds of TV and film streamed to your PC, Mac, phone B: Or your TV with a Netflix ready device like the PS3, XBox 360 or Nintendo Wii B: Or you can use them all at once for what I call "super flicks!" W: Go to Netflix.com forward-slash for a free trial membership B: But right now, it's time for a Death Battle! [metal door slamming] Sonic: Alright chubby, let's settle this! Mario: Letsa go! Announcer: Fight! Mario: Zappa! Mario: Here we go! [chorus in background] Mario: Mamma Mia! Mario: [laughter] Sonic: Now I'll show you! Sonic: How's that, plumber? Mario: Woohoo! Sonic: So you're a bit tougher than I thought, huh Sonic: But now it's time for me to finish this- Sonic: Woah Sonic: Uh-oh Sonic: You're too slow! Mario: D'oh! Sonic: Now's my chance! Mario: Waaaa! Announcer: K. O.! [metal door slamming] B: Now that's what I call a Death Battle! W: Their power-ups seemed evenly matched, countering blow for blow B: Mario was even able to counter the unstoppable Super Sonic W: But with their arsenals exhausted, Mario was no match for Sonic's natural speed W: Even if they had use their lesser know power-ups like the Ice-Flower or Super Emeralds W: There's no reason to say the result would be any different B: Looks like Mario just couldn't keep up W: The winner is Sonic the Hedgehog [metal door slamming] B: Next time on Death Battle! W: Next month we're doing something a little different B: We're doing two people, everybody wants to see a fight to the death B: 'Cuz we hate 'em W: Of course if you have an idea for a Death Battle W: Subscribe and leave a comment below B: And like or favorite us to help support the show! W: And a big thanks to Caden Redpearl as the voice of Sonic B:Thanks for watchin'! voice: Oh my god!