Name: STREAM FAILS YLYL #0015 (STREAM FAILS YLYL #0015)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T11:07:53.000Z
Duration: 11 min 37 s

The rule is simple. If you laugh you lose do not laugh during this video

規則很簡單,你如果在看影片的時候笑了 那你就輸了。別在看影片時笑出來

代表你笑了；那如果你笑了( 黑人問號 ?

You lose and let me know in the end of the video if you laughed or if you lose-did *inhale*

你必然會輸。 在影片下方跟我說你笑了還是輸了(啊不是一樣=3=)。*性感舔舌*

Now let's go uh this time we're not gonna react to

Be striking down extra hard lately that, the yellow

the yellow sign is everywhere, and I'm getting a little fed up, so we're gonna keep it nice and

現在黃色標誌滿天飛,讓我開始有點受夠了,所以我們還是當個乖寶寶吧。

25 most viewed twitch IRL videos that will be a good time, let's go everybody

25個最多人觀賞的twitch IRL 影片,一定會很棒的,那我們就開始啦~

[woman] "I once had someone, who I was with, making out with him and I went to uh...

實況女:我曾經跟一個人交往過,有次親熱

give them a hand job, and I just barely touched his penis, and he jizzed like all over my stomach

我要幫他尻尻,我的手一碰到他生殖器的時候,他就噴的我滿肚子都是...

[Sodapoppin]: Okay, you can just say my name there Leah. Let's not try and hide it there. It makes it work. Okay? Let's just be real here.

OK...你可以直接把我名子說出來啊Leah，別再偷侈摸摸，這只會越來越糟，別裝了好嗎?

[Felix]: good! *claps* Nice family-friendly! Thank you.

Felix:水!*拍手*阿不就好闔家觀賞,謝謝你們倆喔。

Good one. [Felix imitating woman] "I jUst oNCE HAd a GUy tOUch mY bELLy"

曾經有一個男ㄉ,她一碰到窩ㄉ肚子

[Normal Felix] Why does she talk like that?

[woman]: "I once had someone who I was with"

[Felix]: "Relatable though, relatable story... uh..."

It always makes for a good laugh when you can be like, 'hah!' that never happened to me"

這種'哈,好險這種事情從來不會發生在我身上'故事 永遠都可以都是一個好梗。

[woman]: "...those bot lane, and she's a marksman" [Paco]: "ah"

女實況主: 當時是下路，她玩射手(ADC)

[woman]: "so if you were to play then we could go into the same lane together. It would be really cute and then"

女實況主: 所以如果我們能走同一條路感覺會超Q的

[man]: "I'm... I like... I don't know if I would... I mean it'd be cool

男實況主:...呃,我不太清楚欸...我是想說感覺不錯啦

but I think, cuz there is a champion that I do know, and he kind of looks quiet think I'd be a

但是我知道有一隻英雄,不是那種嗨咖型的

Malphite player cuz he's pretty like he's edgy and such"

我應該會玩墨菲特吧,比較有個性什麼的

[woman]: "you don't want to go bot lane with me?"

女實況主:你不想跟我一起走下路歐?

[man]: "No, cuz you can be the bottom, and I'll be on top."

男:沒啊,這樣你可以走下路,而我會走上路 (女下男上體位雙關)

[felix cuts in]: *chuckles* "Are you kidding me right now?"

"你下位我上位"的笑話吧 這種多人混戰遊戲裡你是第一個餒

"You can go bottom and I go top," in a MOBA that joke has never ever been said before!

我真的不敢相信到後面會那麼尷尬。

and I can't believe how awkward it just became that is just crazy

有時與人互動就是會落到 "蛤，剛剛是三小?" 的下場

Sometimes social interactions they just go like "woah!" what happened here?

男: 除了打電動，妳還有其他嗜好嗎? 女: (尷尬笑

[man in video]: "Besides video games, what are some of your hobbies that you have?"

他其實有試著話鋒一轉，找其他話題

[Felix]: "You try and change subject right away"

女: 呃....(持續發酵的尷尬 男: 殺了我吧!

他這樣算不錯了欸都試著幫妳了 好歹表示些什麼吧，有尷尬成那樣嗎

It's not that... he even tried to help you! what do you mean? it's not that awkward

連我這麼容易犯尷尬癌的人都不覺得尷尬了 開個玩笑就過了好嗎傻眼

I'm super awkward, and I didn't even find that awkward, just joke about it and move on god dammit

死屁孩不就愛來愛去逆，我在你上面騎逆

Teenagers, teenage love, am I right you go bot and I go top

喔，有個小孩跑過來了 (對孩子)嗨

[officer]: "Oh there's a little kiddo running at me... Hi!"

那邊有一個殺ㄌㄣˊ小丑，公園的旁邊

[kid] "Hey there's a clown ovah there by dah park"

警官: 蝦毀!? 小孩: 殺ㄌㄣˊ小丑，在公園旁邊@@ Felix: 小丑?

[officer]: "What is it?" [k] "a (unidentified) clown"

孩: 你可以用那個槍射那個小丑嗎? Pew: (無聲大笑

[kid]: "Can you shoot that clown wit ur gun?" *felix laughing in BG*

[officer]: "I'll go check it out, uh I'l go see okay?"

啥鬼啊這警官大大是在直播嗎 這樣真的大丈夫?

所以他到底有沒有射到小丑 好想知道啊

[Felix] "It's a police officer livestreaming now? What the heck?... that seems kind of like a bad idea"

Did he did he film shooting the clown or what? I need to know

老天...反正註定會發生的對吧，時間的問題罷了

他...他有繼續……那小偷也幹走了他的訂閱者了？

比方說有人幹走我電腦，他們就會拿到我的頻道 東西都在裡面，就像隨機附送

Goddamn. I mean that was bound to happen sooner or later, right?

Reckful: 幫我問後面的老婦人能不能替他們舔肛(eww 我覺得超不行(那你還唸= =

did he c- does he contin- does he get his subs as well? like does he...

Reckful: Nani，觀眾想要妳問她們看妳能不能幫他舔 (幫NaniQQ

If someone steals my computer, clearly they get my channel as well. It comes with it. It's a package.

[Reckful]: "ask the old ladies behind Nani if I could eat their ass... I think that's a little inappropriate..."

男二: 欸，他們是英國人餒，夠了吧 Felix: (笑

[Reckful]: "Nani, they want you to ask the ladies behind you... if you could eat their ass."

[Forsen]: "Hello!... they're British! will you stop?" *felix laughs*

Nani: 你們太大聲了，我要切割走人

[Reckful] *surprised* "Oh... they understand?"

Reckful: 等等，別走啊，我還沒結束欸...

[Nani]: "you guys are too loud, I have to leave."

Nani: 她們講英文欸Reckful，正港英國人欸

[Reckful]: "wait, you're leaving? I'm not done... "

Reckful: 我啊災...賣造啦...她就這樣走了

*Nani interrupts,* "They speak english, Reckful, they're British!"

[Reckful]: "I didn't know... wait don't leave... she's leaving"

感覺她們已經準備好在等這一刻發生了XD

(Reckful你還能笑啊.. 真丟臉到炸了兄弟...

[Felix]: "They seem like they're up for it!" *laughs*

她們就在等你啊，還好那女生先走 他們可能還能跟婦人們玩得盡興

一定有個遊戲是這樣進行的: 一開始慢慢的把瓶蓋或者軟木塞打開

They we're totally up for it. I'm glad the girl left, they... they could have a good time with those old ladies

然後對準他們的眼球正中央 Felix: 啊 係啊

[Kyle]: "There's got to be a game where like you-- everyone sssslowly, loosens the cap, the cork.

有點像左輪試膽遊戲，只是用瓶子取代左輪

It's like Russian Roulette but with... a bottle

(大吼) 不 然 你 以 為 會 發 生 什 麼 事 啊

啊不就好險他有戴眼鏡! 嚇爛我的毛欸

[Felix, yelling]: "WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS GONNA HAPPEN??"

Thank God he wore glasses Jesus Christ, dude"

剪好精華了，現在來回顧一下稍早的驚險畫面

[Paul]: "...to twitch and we're gonna we're gonna watch right now"

你頭殼壞去 (意義不明夾雜笑聲

Thank God man. Damn! That could've- could've really---"

謝天謝地欸老兄，差一點你就掰了

"I like how they just have a laugh about it. I'd be terrified."

他們就這樣一直笑，換作我可能會嚇死在那邊

[Anisa]: "...um yeah. Throw me in a basement- okay, shut the lights off and play Nickelback non-stop for hours on end

好，把我關在地下室裡 關燈然後開始播五分錢樂團連續播一小時

*Ian bursts in, Anisa screams* [iDubbbz]: "YOu tALKing SHit BOut NICKelBacK, BItcH?"

(大爆音) Anisa: (尖叫)天殺的... iDubbbz: 你他媽是在黑特五分錢嗎

[Anisa, quietly]: "You're making my hands tingle- oh my go- oh my-"

你真的害我嚇到抖手手欸... (驚魂未定)阿彌陀佛、阿彌陀佛

字幕列表影片播放

STREAM FAILS YLYL #0015 (STREAM FAILS YLYL #0015)

awkward

pretend

imitate

realize