You like video games?

你喜歡電子遊戲嗎？

(In a shitty ad voice) Wha~at? But you never played tuber - hehe

什麼？

Pewd: We're here to review E3 2019

回顧III 2019 Xbox Playstation看看 他們有他們的索尼是一個

Xbox , Playsta-

參加III 2019哦，好吧 救了我一些時間讓耶穌開始吧

I didn't look at PlayStation, Did they have theirs yet?

與貝塞斯達

Waman: Sony isn't attending E3 2019.

我們有一個沒有遊戲的遊戲 這些球員真的歸結為

Pewds: Oh, okay well that saves me some time, Jesus (Skratta)

你讓我們檢查你讓我們進來 檢查它基本上是代碼是的我們

Let's start off with Bethesda

做了一些糟糕的比賽，通過所有 你永遠和我們在一起

Guy 1: With a game, there is no "game" without the Players.

絕對不怕告訴我們如何 你感覺

Guy 2: Really, it all comes down to you

什麼跌倒我76歲再次獲得評級 兩點哦，我的上帝啊

Guy 1: You keep us in check!

您的反饋有時會挑戰我們 但它迫使我們永遠

Pewds: You keep us in check, it's basically a code for:

挑戰自己這整體 會議對我來說聽起來就像我們一樣

"Yeah, we made some shitty games"

我們仍然是朋友 對不起那個非常糟糕的遊戲吧

Guy 2: And through all of it,

但我們仍然很酷，就像我們一樣 我們的朋友在這裡展示下車了

Waman 2: You're always there with us.

舞台我們贏了時間你們都知道托德 霍華德是國際象棋俱樂部的成員

Guy 3: You are definitely not afraid to tell us how you feel!

現在笑，是的，我在國際象棋俱樂部 我們度過了令人興奮的一年

Pewds: HAHAHHAHA *Has breakdown*

貝塞斯達遊戲工作室給出了一些 令人興奮的是你還在我身邊

What did Fallout 76 get in rating again?

愛他是的所有糟糕的比賽都是 只要啟動霍華德就完全沒問題

TWO POINT SEVE- *has multiple breakdowns*

開個玩笑吧 看到那是你做的那張臉

*Inhale*

有一場比賽實際上超過了2.7 去年我們有超過6000萬

Oh my god

我們遊戲中的玩家哇他們擁有 超過6000萬人玩我們怎麼說

BRUH

這種情況很好 天哪，哦，我們有這麼多

Guy 1: Your feedback sometimes challenges us

球員，但他們有樂趣，我們有一個 很多球員得分弗雷德的流行語

But it forces us to be- always challenging ourselves

意味著一切都很棒 很好，我們有很多球員是什麼

*Guy screams*

只有41％的人喜歡比賽但是 他們中有很多是一種

Waman 2:You empathize with u-

我們以前從未做過的遊戲有很多 在發佈時遇到的困難我們有很多

*Copies scream*

午餐時遇到困難哦真的 你不是說我們可以編輯副本

Pewds: This whole- conference to me just sounded like:

哦，天哪哦，我想我們不能 哦時間太棒了哦我的意思

"We're- we're still friends right? Sorry about that really bad game with it

發生了很多當之無愧的事情 批評是的，你的遊戲人不好

But, we're still cool right? Like, w- we're all friends here?"

團隊一直在努力 你可以繼續玩好吧

ANNOUNCER: Our 5th annual E3 showcase. (Applause and cheers)

你停止發布未完成的遊戲 托德，但開發團隊

DISSAPOINTED PEWDS: Get off the stage we want Todd!!!

努力工作，他們應該 從一開始就做到了

YEAAAAAHHHHHH

Todd你讓我生氣Todd和 那麼這兩個傢伙我沒有

It's Todd Howard! ^ㅅ^

知道他們只是說了幾件事 一個人之前有一個尷尬的笑聲

Todd: Great to see everybody!

它有點可愛，但說起來很可愛

Pewds: Did you guys know Todd Howard was in the chess club?

我每次都問自己這個問題 去辦公室

TODD: Who's laughing now? (Laughs awkwardly)

只是開玩笑只是在吃我們 非常興奮讓我們一起來看看

Yes, I was in the Chess Club.

滿足它，謝謝你對遊戲的好評 然後由於某種原因陽

TODD: We have had an incredibly exciting year at Bethesda Game Studios.

開始只是放大我不知道是誰 這傢伙是我不知道為什麼人

Given some of that excitement, (I'm) impressed You're still here.

好激動

(Audience laughs)

謝謝大家 哇謝謝你和遊戲老人

I. Love. Him. Hihi-ye-he-heah!

在線滾動有龍龍 泰姆瑞爾的世界接下來會發生什麼

All the bad games are totally fine, as long as Todd Howard makes a joke about it.

看看別處最新的枷鎖 新球員

See, that's the face you make when you have a game rated 2.7

是的，每個人都說是死靈法師 是的，大家都說他們有報酬

TODD: Actually, over the last year, we've had over 60 million players in our games

觀眾他們顯然只是在拖釣 喜歡那時候留意一下

Pewds: Wow :3

Dungeon DLC冒險稱為規模 斷路器，你會在八月看到

If they have over 60 million play-

貝塞斯達三世的人群不多了 任何你想要的人都會尷尬地笑

How can we say something good about this situation?

我們走了，好吧

*Has autism* Oh god! Anything.

你以為我會談論遊戲 真的沒有人關心這就像我們一樣

Oh we have this many players? O_O

談論商業廣告然後他們 帶出了我認為最瑞典的

But did they have fun?

解放後他們能找到的人 來自納粹敗類的美國

We have a lot of players!!!

Wolfenstein向新Colossus打招呼 我們並不是所有人都這麼說

Those core trend buzzwords mean like

對 在此殺死所有納粹敗類之後

*Pewds imitates Bethesda* "Everything is great! Er, Everything is good, we have lot of players!

今年我們拍攝的視頻遊戲 你帶著兩個新的回到歐洲

Whats that, only 41% of them like the game?

我們帶回到的Wolfenstein遊戲 你為什麼這很有趣它甚至都不好笑

But there were so many of them!

甚至更邪惡的納粹殺死哇神 那很美

TODD: A type of game (That) we've never done before

成千上萬的人 觀眾他們就像那個女孩一樣好

Had a lot of difficulties at launch.

顯示她在中心現在從未見過 一個如此熱心的人，你知道那是

Pewds: "We had a lot of difficulties at launch."

一個女朋友被拖進了這個 只是開玩笑說他們沒有這些人

Oh really? You don't say:

有女朋友，因為他們是遊戲玩家 如果你也是一名遊戲玩家，那就是兄弟會

"Could we edit it out-

最後我們得到了那些厄運的東西 好的東西，這是正確的

-Oh shit!

遊戲這整個時間我的意思是喜歡來吧 花花公子

-Oh my god! Oh!

你知道它的創新和創造力 在我們的DNA和一個非常大的脖子

-I guess we can't edit it out, this means (inaudible) -Holy shit! - We're working shit hard.

耶穌基督看著我的神 抱歉，所有這些進步都起到了作用

-That is amazing! -Oh my god! -What just happenned?

一個大網可以繼續我們 得到EA EA真是太痛苦了

-Alright. What's going on here?

看這是四個小時 給你給我熱辣的寶貝

-Ohh no!

它是的，是的，是的，我們正在談論 星球大戰他們正在製作星球大戰

-Yeah, I don't know what's up with that.

遊戲它是星球大戰 這是一場星球大戰遊戲請繼續關注

-Ohhh what the heck?

他們正在製作星球大戰遊戲哇 這太酷了

-Ruun, run

所以Greg得到了格雷格，我知道他的 名字是Greg而不是那個人

-Whoooo!

去年我猜他們聽了 反饋，所以你知道我要欣賞

TODD: A lot of well deserved criticism

EA是去年我的意思 來吧，你為什麼不重新僱用我？

(Crowd applauses)

不明白

Pewds: Yeahh! your game not good

帶回來的2018年的傢伙來吧 就像他們拿起他們不知道的那樣

TODD: The team kept working on it

畏讓他們好像怎麼樣 我們可以減少畏縮，請不要

And YOU kept playing it

喜歡喲每個人都渴望看到什麼 這15分鐘就是聽我們說的

Pewds: Well maybe if you stopped releasing unfinished games, TODD

有更多地圖所以讓我們提供一個品牌 對你來說這是Alison死的新人

*Imitates Todd* "But the development team were working on it and they were-"

沒有奶油姐妹無聊我不 關心戰鬥不是你應該的

Pewds: They should have just done it from the beginning, Todd!

送我太失望了 我們等不及了 - 讓我玩吧

You're making me angry Todd!

是啊哈哈哈那是真正的興奮 是的，這就是你需要的原因

And then, in comes these two guys

僱用她想要的育碧人 看看滑冰4是否正在發生我得到了

I don't know, they just said a couple things

它和我們滑板的地方一樣 當然，我們要來玩一場戲

And, one guy had an awkward laugh before

有一個攤位在那裡看著那個人 你知道，在偏遠地區玩它

*Creepy laugh*

我們只想到它並不重要 重要的是球員們認為他們是什麼

-Hi, I'm

那些玩遊戲的人如果他們 愛它很棒，如果它們不喜歡它們

(HEheehhehe)

告訴我們反饋，我們會做我們的 最好解決它，謝謝Ben

It's kind of cute :). (laughs)

回去工作我希望每個人都對 現在這很嚴重

(laughs awkwardly) Hehehehe

好吧，你的手很嚴肅 因為加入我們在這裡

(Hehheh)

在這裡暫時只是一個階段 這個星球上最好的接收器

But speaking of cute...

來自匹茲堡鋼人隊 南加州大學a

Thank you, ありがとうございます～("thank you")

鐵桿瘋狂和粉絲女士和 先生們一直在後面給

Crowd: woooo!

它為juju史密斯juju我們juju的juju 當然哇，我生病了

Pwds: CUUTE!

幾個代碼在這里為juju我們 我們也會給juju一些代碼

-Hahahaa

也將在社交渠道上分享 檢查那裡的juju飲水機他

I asked myself this question every time I go to the office!

去 那些我不知道你會得到的

Just kidding, just kidding, just kidding.

那些回到那一點 給他們出來抱歉沒關係，好吧，我們是

We are very excited, let's take a look. 見てね～ ("take a look!")

要為此而踢別的人 公告哦，是的，這是喬伊

Thank you! Bye-bye!

Graceffa製作人和內容創作者 youtuber我喜歡他們從中學到的東西

okay about the game and then for some reason the yang

去年我們需要一個youtuber 做一個相當記錄的該死的

started just amping up I don't know who this guy is I don't know why people are

謝謝你，謝謝你們 讓我有EA和極品飛車

so excited

如果你們不認識惠普，那就是回報 回報我是，但是，是的，這是一場偉大的比賽

Thanks thank you everyone wow thank you and gaming the Elder

而且我很高興地宣布這一點 即將與我的一個人合作

(random yeahs from the audience)

最喜歡的遊戲所以今年夏天的模擬人生 實際上是與UM合作

Scrolls online has dragons dragons of the world of Tamriel what happens next

這就是為什麼我很自豪能成為一名遊戲玩家 對我來說遊戲是什麼

check out elsewhere the latest shackles new players

他媽的遊戲頻道在哪裡 這成為他的遊戲頻道帶來的

yeah well a necromancer everyone say yeah everyone saying they had a paid

回到赤裸上身的Joey Graceffa遊戲 歡迎大家回到另一個

audience they're clearly just trolling like for then keep an eye out for a

插曲的干線Anya所以在for 某些原因似乎是嘗試做一個JK

dungeon DLC adventure called scale breaker which you'll see in August

羅琳並假裝他們有 一直都是pro-ltte所以這是一個

nobody Bethesda III crowd some more awkward laughs anyone you would like

帶來新的絕佳機會 在遊戲中的內容來慶祝

some okay here we go

絕對，我認為人們也沒有 意識到它有時是多麼重要

you think I'm gonna talk about the games really no one cares this is like we're

你知道什麼時候你長大了 你在弄清楚自己是誰

talking about commercials then they brought out the I think the most swedish

你在發現什麼樣的人 你是發現你知道的

person they could find after liberating America from the Nazi scum in

你的性取向和能夠 遊戲中的角色扮演是一種

Wolfenstein to the new Colossus hello everyone we don't all talk like that all

真的非常安全的地方這樣做 你知道你們一直在做這件事

right after killing all the Nazi scum in this

幾乎從一開始就如此 其他人所以我真的很棒

video game it there this year we take you back to Europe with two new

意思是很高興見到這麼棒 是啊

Wolfenstein games we take you back to your why is it funny it's not even funny

這是我們非常自豪的事情 你正在談論什麼

even more evil Nazis to kill Wow God that was beautiful

那麼我們有Xbox Xbox它真是太奇怪了 Xbox周圍的邪教我真的不明白

out of thousands of people in the audience they're like okay that girl

像這些人群中的人一樣好 再見

show her in the center now never seen someone so enthusiastic you know that's

是的噓噓像整體他是一個 相當無聊的會議沒有

a girlfriend being dragged into this just kidding all these people they don't

很多話要說，我沒有 我想要發一隻鳥

have girlfriends because they're gamers brofist if you're a gamer too and then

什麼哦，我的上帝，基努里夫斯耶

finally we get to the doom stuff that's the good stuff that's right that's the

哦，天啊，他在那裡

game this whole time I mean like come on dude

這些歡迎來到這裡嗯嗯Keanu的 我最愛他

you know it's innovation and creativity is in our DNA and a very large neck

哦，我的上帝，尖叫，請耶穌停止 哦，我的上帝，實際上我就是我

Jesus Christ look at that thing my god sorry and all of these advances work as

如果我是，那實際上就是我 在加拿大，但當然最好的部分

a big net come on all right moving on we got EA EA was so goddamn painful to

讓我告訴你 這是在那裡的感覺

watch it's four hours give you give me the hot babes let's get

走在未來的街道上是 他真的會非常驚艷

it goin yeah yeah we're talking about Star Wars they're making a Star Wars

只是說擁抱謝謝你 然後我的戰利品出來了他的歡迎

game it's Star Wars it's a Star Wars game please keep it go

沒有什麼可說的 但他的名字是馬特戰利品，所以我想

and they're making a Star Wars game wow that's so cool

它值得它的Xbox遊戲的頭 工作室馬特

so the added Greg get Greg I know his name is Greg instead of that guy from

他的名字是Taha 9月10日哦 哇

last year I guess they listened to feedback so you know I gotta appreciate

戰爭機器5這太棒了哦為什麼 甚至麻煩然後打招呼我

that EA the guy from last year I mean come on why didn't you rehire him I

法國人和我不知道該怎麼做 親愛的，大家好，我們有

don't understand

你的背部 新內容免費更新和許多

bring back III 2018 guy come on it's like they picked up they don't know the

受到社區和社區啟發的驚喜 2019年，我非常簡直就是III

cringe right they're like alright how can we reduce the cringe please I don't

我覺得這很令人失望 他們已經知道這是他們的一年

like yo everybody's anxious to see what this 15 minutes is going to be listen we

學習如何避免畏縮什麼 開始是一件非常美好的事情

have more maps so let's deliver a brand new one to you this is Alison dead yeah

它現在變成了一個陳舊的企業 在聊天男孩的營銷活動

without the cream sisters boring I don't care the fight no yeah you were supposed

這可能是最後一個該死的人 出現了餡餅和兄弟會你永遠不會

to deliver I'm so disappointed we can't wait - let me play it

玩遊戲/模擬器你知道它很有趣 對，我不應該給我

yeah hahaha that's the true excitement yeah come on this is why you need to

意見，但試試看，然後你 可以告訴我它是不是

hire the Ubisoft people she just want to see if skate 4 is happening or not I get

我不相信我還好會傷害你 一個交易

it on the same where we skateboard of course we're gonna come to a play we've

這個遊戲是免費的 這是一個很好的價格

got a booth out there look at the guy in the backcountry to play it you know

doesn't matter what we think it only matters what the players think they're

the ones playing the game so if they love it great and if they don't they'll

tell us the feedback and we'll do our best to address it well thank you Ben

get back to work I want everybody right now this is serious

okay there's a serious your hands together because joining us here on the

stage here in just a moment is one of the best wide receivers on the planet

from the Pittsburgh Steelers from the University of Southern California a

hardcore mad and fan ladies and gentlemen all the way in the back give

it up for juju Smith juju us the juju of course wow that's so sick I brought a

couple of codes here for juju we're gonna give juju some codes as well we're

also gonna be sharing on social channels check that out juju dispenser there he

goes those I don't know that you're gonna get

those back that's kind of the point of giving them out sorry okay okay we're

gonna kick to somebody else for this announcement oh yeah here's Joey

Graceffa producer and content creator youtuber I love this they learned from

last year we need a youtuber for this make a pretty recorded goddammit

thank you yeah what up guys thank you for having me EA and Need for Speed

payback if you guys didn't know HP payback I'm but um yeah it's great game

and I'm so excited to announce this upcoming partnership with one of my

favorite games so this summer the Sims is actually partnering with the UM this

is why I'm proud to be a gamer this is to me what gaming is all about

where's his fucking gaming channel did this become his gaming channel bring

back shirtless Joey Graceffa gaming please welcome back everyone to another

episode of sim stem Anya so in the for some reason seems that try to do a JK

Rowling and pretended that they have always been pro-ltte so this is a

wonderful opportunity to bring new content in the game to celebrate that

definitely and I think also people don't realize how important it is sometimes

you know when you're kind of growing up and you're figuring out who you are

you're discovering what kind of person you are and discovering you know about

your sexuality and be able to kind of sort of role play within games is a

really really safe place to do that so you know you guys have been doing it

pretty much from the start way before everyone else so it's really great I

mean is that great to see so so great yeah

well it's something we're very proud of and having what are you talking about

then we have Xbox Xbox it's such a weird cult around Xbox I really don't get it

like these people in the crowd go in ok bye

yeah boo boo like overall he was a pretty boring conference there's not

much to say about it I didn't really want letting to send a bird about

anything oh my god it's Keanu Reeves yay

oh my god he's there

these welcome here uh-huh Keanu's the best I love him so much

oh my god the screams please Jesus stop oh my god that was actually me I was

there that would actually be me if I'm in Canada but the best part of course

let me tell you was this the feeling of of being there

of walking the streets of the future is really going to be breathtaking did he

just say embrace thank you then my booty came out he's welcome

there's nothing really to say about it but his name is Matt booty so I thought

it was worth it head of Xbox game studios Matt

Taha his name is bode September 10th oh wow

Gears of War 5 that's so awesome oh why even bother then came in hello I'm

French and I don't know what to do with my hands hello everyone yes we've got

your back new content free updates and many

surprises inspired by our community and I was III pretty much in a nutshell 2019

it's pretty disappointing I feel like they've learned it's it's year they're

learning how to avoid the cringe what started off is something so beautiful

it's now just become a stale corporate marketing event that's in the chat boys

this might be the last one man. My name a pewdiepie and brofist. Nani?! You never

played tuber simulator you know it's fun right I'm not supposed to give my

opinion but give it a try and then you can tell me if it's

Not convinced yet okay I'll cut you a deal

the game is available for free and that's a great price!!!!