Top 10...

十大

Videos

影片

My favourite content,

在全youtube裡我最喜歡的內容

on ALL of Youtube!

在全youtube裡我最喜歡的內容

Where else could I possibly know,

還有什麼地方可以讓我知道

what the TOP 10 SECRET YOUTUBE TALENTS are?

哪十大youtuber秘密才藝

Where else could I know,

哪十大youtuber秘密才藝

what the f- TOP 5 YOUTUBERS WHO DESTROYED THEIR PLAYBUTTON...

還有什麼地方可以讓我知道

How else can I find the TOP 5 YOUTUBERS WHO CAUGHT GHOSTS IN THEIR VIDEOS?!

哪五大youtuber破壞他們的播放鈕

*Heavenly Music*

哪五大youtuber破壞他們的播放鈕

Thank God

哪五大youtuber破壞他們的播放鈕

For Top 10 Videos

還有什麼方法可以讓我發現

*Cringy YouTuber* Counting down the Top 5

五大youtuber在影片裡拍到鬼

Richest Youtubers-

五大youtuber在影片裡拍到鬼

Hey everybody!

感謝神

*Alien Noises*

有十大影片

Today we gonna talk about,

"倒數五大有錢的youtuber"

Uh

嘿大家

The Top 5 YooToobers

今天我要來談

That....

五大youtuber沒有...

Didn't...

五大youtuber沒有...

Suck dick for views. *eh, you don't?*

為了點閱而吸屌

Hey everybody!

嘿大家

Today we are gonna talk about the Top 10,

今天我們要來談

YooToobers

十大...

that

不喜歡起司漢堡的youtuber

DON'T LIKE CHEESEBURGERS!

不喜歡起司漢堡的youtuber

How's it going everyone!

各位近來如何

Today we are gonna talk about the

今天我們要來談

Top 10

十大...

Male YouTubers that look hot in bikinis. *pewds*

男youtuber穿比基尼很正

Today we are gonna talk about the Top 10 YooToober haircuts.

今天我們要來談 十大youtuber髮型

*jumpscare*

今天我們要來談 十大youtuber髮型

And it's all clickbait as well

它們也都有釣魚標題

You know fair enough...

很公平...

ahahahahahahahahahahaha

我也許有一點釣魚

I may clickbait a little bit

但是有像是 十大youtuber最昂貴的超跑

But it's like "Top 10 most expensive YouTube Supercars"

然後他媽的有我在這

And then there's me in the fucking thing,

就像...

and he is like,

暗示這是我的車

implying that that's my car,

當我不...

When I don't- when I drive a fucking shitty Mini

當我開的是他媽的爛mini

I need to buy a new car I know but

我知道我需要買台新車

like, I genuinly have not much interest in cars,

但就像...

and you're using MY FUCKING NAME

我真的對車沒什麼興趣

and likeness

但你他媽的卻用我的名字

FOR THIS SHIT?!

就像...

Alright today we're gonna review some of my...

這狗屎

Top

好的,今天我們要來回顧一些我的

TOP

十...

TOP 10

十...

Shittiest Top 10 lists.

十大

That involve me though,

最爛的十大名單

There are, trust me, there's some,

包括我的

There is way worse.

有...相信我 有...

And I want to point out they,

有更糟的

They've all been kind of nice to me,

現在,我要指出,他們... 他們都對我很友善

so I don't want to shit completely on them,

所以我不想完全黑他們

you know that wouldn't

你懂的...那會... 黑回去會對我不公平

that wouldn't be fair to me to shit back.

"各位近來如何??我是五大先生 今天在這部影片"

YO what's going on guys

YOOO安怎?!

This is Mr. Top 5 and today in this video-

我是...先生

YOOO

五大youtuber沒在聽鄉村音樂

WHAT UP GUYS

從第一個開始 Zoella

IT'S MR. FIIIIIVE

那婊子沒在聽鄉村音樂

TOP

六大youtuber不喜歡我用手指插屁眼

*alien noises*

從我的好男孩開始 五大先生

Top

不喜歡

five

覺得奇怪

YouTubers that don't listen to country music.

"五大死掉的youtuber" 我愛這個

Starting at number one, Zoella.

當然...當然的其中有人會死

That bitch doesn't listen to country music.

這不只是"誰死了" 還是在2016年

*chuckle*

五大youtuber...

Top

掛了!

SIX

喔!他們他媽的死了!!

YouTuber

那就是"五大"

that doesn't like when I stick my finger

五大就在那裡

up my asshole.

等等,幾個死了??拜託...

Starting with your boy, Mr. Top 5.

幹,沒有他我不能做十大

Don't like it, feels weird.

天殺的

I love this, of course there's one of people who died.

九...

*clap*

真的??

*clap*

真的??

Oh, it's not just who died, it's in 2016.

真的??!!

TOP

是不是你得讓人都死了...

FIVE

是不是你得蒐集死掉的人的用戶信息

YOUTUBERS

可以讓你做出十大名單

that DIED

肏你的

AW THEY FUCKING DIED

我喜歡...你懂的...

that's a top 5, top 5 right there

沒有提到那些悲劇,而是...

wait, how many died, c'mon

他媽的巨大廣告註解,說: 點擊這個按鈕來訂閱,免費的喔~

aw, fuck I can't make a top 10 out of that

這是啥?2012年?? WTF

DAMMIT

"各位安安,我的名字是幾大摘錄"

Nine

"今天,我們做有點悲傷的主題"

Really?

這部影片被第三方取得版權 所以我沒賺任何錢

Really?

不...

REALLY

你能相信嗎??

Did you have to make that out of people who died?

他的影片從其他人的死來獲利 被第三方取得版權

Did you have to take the fact that people passed away

Ainsley,你能相信嗎??

and make your fucking top 10 list out of it?

那真是...真是...

fuck you

你知道嗎...那才是真的悲劇

*mildly intense intro music*

這爛事每次都發生在我身上

I like, uh, you know nothing says, uh, tragedy then uh

每次都發生在youtuber身上

a giant fucking annotation that says "click this button this button to subscribe (it's free).

事實上他指出來 在像這影片一樣

What is it, 2012?

真是他媽的...了不起

what the fuck

我捐出我的錢給那些家庭

So what is up guys, my name is Top Extract and

對...滾開吧

today, we're doing kind of a sad topic-

乾脆滾開吧

"This video got copyrighted, I won't make any money"

你沒必要做這部影片

aw AWW *moan*

所以你跟我說 你聯絡上...

*sad music*

五個不同的家庭

NO!

來捐錢

*barf noise*

不知為何來合理化 你用他們的死亡來做五大影片的事實

Can you believe it?

讓我...乾脆讓我來猜 對話是怎樣吧

His video that profited out of the death of other people got copyrighted?

嘿!是你的好男孩 泡疹臉69

AW AINSLEY

來自youtube... 你不...你不認識我??!!

Can you believe that?

呃好吧...那真是...

That's AW what a-

你他媽的不認識我?!

Did you know that THAT'S the real tragedy here?

所以我在youtube做了一部五大死人的名單 然後我有個好消息告訴你

This shit happens to me all the time, it happens to YouTubers all the time,

你的...你的兒子構成了名單

the fact that he pointed it out in a video like this is fucking amazing.

對!

"I'm donating my own money to the families"

對!那很讚

Yeah, fuck off

你要叫...你要叫你先生然後也跟他說嗎??

Just fuck off

喔!好啊,我會等

You didn't have to make this video.

對...對!他做到了! 他在五大死亡裡面

So you're telling me that you're reaching out..

對!

to five different families to donate money

我知道這是個大榮耀

to somehow justify the fact that you made a top 5 video out of their death?

我知道

Lemme just, lemme just guess how this conversation went.

喔對...大...大新聞

Hey, it's your boy, uh, pimplyface69

所以無論如何,我將會...你懂的 我沒用影片賺任何錢

Oh, from YouTube, you don't know me?

對...我懂...版權

Oh, uh, okay well that's...

對,不能用其他人的鏡頭

You don't fucking know me?

對,幾乎就像其他家庭取得影片版權

So I'm making a top 5 list of people that died on YouTube and I've got great news for you!

拿走了錢

Uh, you're son made the list!

不不不,所以我無論如何都會捐出去 因為...

Yeah!

我知道...我是聖人 我...我無論如何都會捐出去

Yeah, that's amazing!

所以...所以只要給我你的PayPal帳戶

You wanna call your husband and tell him too?

西聯匯款

Oh, that's fine, I'll wait.

我會捐錢,你們會得到照顧

Yeah YEAH he made it, he made the top 5 deaths!

"各位安安,我的名字是幾大摘錄"

Yeah!

"今天,我們做有點悲傷的主題"

I know, it's a big, big honor.

我猜不到那是基於傷心音樂

ha

我真的吃那套傷心的鋼琴

I know

"今天,我們做有點悲傷的主題"

Oh yeah

"粉碎他的喜歡鈕"

big, big news

真桑心...

So anyway, I will be, you know, I didn't make any money off the video.

"現在你也許問我為什麼做這部影片"

Yeah, I know, copyright *chuckle*

是的,我會喜歡你的答案

Yeah, can't use other people's footage *chuckle*

"有一些原因"

Yeah, it's almost like some other family copyrighted the content and took the money...

OK,有一些原因 真棒,來聽聽看

No no no, so I'll donate anyway because I didn't ma-

"理由1"

I know, I'm a saint.

廣告的感覺

I'm donating anyway.

"的確有一些小youtuber,你們絕對沒聽過"

So, just send me your Paypal account

"他們不幸的在2016年過世了"

uh, Western Union

"所以這部影片是獻給他們"

I'll be donating, you're taken care of.

"還有回饋給那些家庭"

So what is up guys, my name is Top Extract and today we're doing kind of a sad topic.

"因為除了這影片的收入 我會直接捐錢給那些家庭"

I didn't guess that based on the sad music. (there was no sad music)

"會有些影響"

The sad piano really sold it for me

只要別做影片...

oh

只要別做影片

Today, we're doing kind of a sad topic.

如果你想要給這些 悲劇失親的家庭正向的影響

*intense sad music*

有更好的方法來達到

What is up guys, my name is Top Extract and today we're doing kind of a sad topic.

你懂的...

ohh

我不能告訴你為什麼

So sad

也許像是資助我什麼的

Now, you might be asking why I'm doing this video-

但是五大影片...

Yes, I am and I would love your answer.

做五大影片沒在我五大最好方法裡面

It's for a couple of reasons-

有人悲劇的死了,在2016,好嗎??

Okay, a couple of reasons, great, let's hear them.

"而我只想多幫助他們"

So, reason number one-

"因為在每一個傷心的狀況下"

Ad sense

"一些好事應該要發生 我想這就是我們可以回饋給他們的方法"

There are actually some really smaller YouTubers that you guys have definitely not heard about

至少我知道在我死的時候, 我會達成五大youtuber死亡名單

that have, unfortunately, passed away during 2016.

我等不及了

So this video is for those guys and to give back to those families because

對於...對於...對於這傢伙 聯絡我的家人然後說

out of all the revenue I'm getting from this video,

我抓到你了

I'm gonna donate it straight to those families that were affected.

這真他媽蠢,對我來說 事實上這影片沒有更多不喜歡

Just don't make the video.

它他媽的超越我了

Just don't make the video.

也有十大被謀殺的youtuber

If you want to make a positive cause for these families that lost someone tragically,

"大家安安,這裡是查理"

there are better ways to go about it then a fu-, ya know

"我有新麥克風了 今天我們要..."

I can't tell you why, maybe like a GoFundMe or some shit

他有新的麥克風??!!

but a Top 5 video...

YES!!!

That doesn't go top 5 on my top 5 best ways to go about someone tragically dying in 2016, all right.

我就在等他

And I just want to help out, pretty much

終於啊

because out of every sad situation, something nice should happen.

一定有其他十大謀殺清單

And I think this should be our way of giving back to those people.

真相大白了

At least I know when I die, I'm gonna make it to the top 5 YouTubers who died list.

"看看10個被謀殺的youtuber"

And I can't wait for, uh

"我們來看看因為他們的youtube影片 而被殺的人"

For this guy to contact my family and just say

"有一些其他的youtuber是因為其他原因而被殺"

"Hey..."

"這名單非常感傷, 但是我會試著用最富有感情的方式來呈現它"

"I got you."

我可以講講你他媽的語調

It's so fucking stupid, the fact that this video doesn't have more dislikes

嘿各位!

To me, it's fucking beyond me.

這影片很哀傷

There's also Top 10 YouTubers who were MURDERED

"包括來自一些頻道的影片 但是很多都被刪除了"

Hey guys, what's up it's John here and a new microphone and today we're gonna be-

"如果你喜歡,請按個讚 目標是影片有兩千個讚"

HE'S GOT A NEW MICROPHONE

這些人真是他媽的不要臉

YES

你怎麼做出十大名單的

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR HIM

開始於"我有新麥克風了"

*groan*

還有"記得要按讚喔~"

FINALLY

來給個兩千吧!!

It must have been that other top 10 murder list that really got it.

"好的,現在來講第十名"

Looking at 10 YouTubers who were murdered.

"Keith Ratliff"

We're gonna be looking at people who were killed because of their YouTube videos

你怎麼能給人們的死排名

and some other YouTubers who were killed by other reasons.

想一下那觀念

This list is pretty sad, but I'm gonna try and present it in the most sensitive way possible.

你基本上就是說 呃...Keith Ratliff死了,但是那重要性不像... 你懂的...Christina Grimmie

Yeah, I can tell by the tone of your fucking voice.

你們想我是不是十大的第一名??

*happy music*

是吧??

Hey, guys!

認為是個悲劇??

This video is pretty sad!

也許我真的悲劇了,所以我得到第一名 當然,老天啊,我確定希望我得到第一名

Here are videos from some of the channels, but a lot of them have been deleted.

這整件事徹底激怒我了

Please drop a like if you enjoyed, let's aim for 2,000 likes on this video.

十大每天你應該停止做的事

There's just no shame in these fucking people...

就是你他媽的頻道 我們從那開始如何

*chuckle*

我知道你有可能正當化這些影片

How can you make a top 10 list and start it off with

嗯...那沒有廣告,所以我沒有做任何廣告的感覺

"I got a new microphone"

然後有人說,喔!我有廣告 但我會捐錢給那些家庭

and "Remember to hit 'like'"

廣告感沒停止過

haha

你持續藉由更多點閱來蒐集一些東西

"Let's get 2,000!!"

你敢跟我說 你持續的捐錢給這些家庭??

Alright, now let's get into number 10

基於...你懂的 每個月你從影片得到的更多廣告收入

And how do you rank people's deaths?

我真的很懷疑

Think about that concept for a second.

然後你說 OK,你知道嗎?

You're basically saying well, Keith Ratliff died, but it wasn't as important

如果你以"OK,我影片裡沒有廣告" 來正當化

as, you know, Christina Grimmie.

所以我個人沒有從它得到任何東西

Do you guys think I'd be at #1 on a top 10?

不,你他媽的得到了

Yeah?

如果你的影片得到一千六百萬點閱 人們會點擊更多你的影片

Think it'd be tragic?

或是訂閱你的頻道

Maybe I'd go in a real tragic way so I get #1.

因為他們發現了你的影片內容

Sure, jeez, I sure hope I get #1.

肏他的

This whole thing just bums me out.

這真是驚人的蠢

10 everyday things you need to stop doing

無論如何,各位 這部影片沒有任何的廣告

Your fucking channel

所以我沒有藉由批評這些來獲利

How about we start with that.

十大名單影片 那沒有獲利來自...

And I know you might justify these videos as in the sense like

任何東西...任何...

"oh, well there's no ads on it so I'm not making any ad sense"

如果你看到影片的廣告

And people saying,

那是..呃

"oh, I have ads on it, but I'm gonna donate it to the families"

那是故障

Ad sense doesn't stop, it's something that you keep collecting depending more views.

那絕對是故障

Are you telling me that you're constantly donating money to these families

然後..呃

based on, ya know, every month you get more ad revenue from the video?

你懂的

I sincerely doubt it.

這裡是Scarce

And if you're saying that

pewdiepie..呃...

"ok, well, you know what"

翻譯:John 蝶野智子

Even if you're justifying it in a way that's like

"ok well I don't have ads on the video so I'm not gaining anything personally from it"

Yeah you fucking do.

If you get 60 millions views on your video, people are gonna click on more of your videos

or subscribe to your channel because they found your content.

fuck me

This is so incredibly dumb.

Anyway guys

This video doesn't have any ads on it so

I'm not benefiting from criticizing these...

top 10 list videos that are not benefiting from anything.

And if you see ads on the video

ha ha ha

ha ha ha

That's, uhh