Wow Superman, you have the voice of an angel.

哇超人，你有天使般的聲音。

Oh my gah..

哦，我的天

Lemme touch you, my god...

我想碰你，老天

[ Superman, in a deep voice]: I'M BATMAN.

[超人用深沉的聲音]：我是蝙蝠俠。

OHHHHH I knew it!

喔喔喔喔喔我就知道！

I knew it, I knew you were Batman.

我知道，我知道你是蝙蝠俠。

[ Superman continues singing in a high pitched tone ]

[超人繼續高調地唱歌]

Hey, you're not Batman, I'm Batman!

嘿，你不是蝙蝠俠，我才是蝙蝠俠！

I'm Batman!

我是蝙蝠俠！

[ SM in a deep tone ]: No, I'm fucking Batman.

[超人]：不，我是他媽的蝙蝠俠。

No, I'm fucking Bat-

不，我是他媽的蝙蝠...

[ SM in a deep tone ]: I'll fuck you up.

[超人]：我打爆你喔

No, I'll fuck you up. I'm Batman!

不，我才會打爆你，老子是蝙蝠俠！

[ SM ]: I'm Batman.

我是蝙蝠俠。

I'M B A T M A N

我是蝙蝠俠

He just left.

他走惹。

Hey. Hey, you. Take me to your leader. I could kick the shit outta you, alright?

嘿。嘿，你。帶我去見你的王。 我可以把你踢出屎，好ㄇ？

D'you wanna die?

你想死嗎？

Stay outta this.

別管我們

No, but you have to learn the way on your own!

不，你必須自己了解內個路怎麼去

Alright so I have a- ooh... How 'bout this-

好吧，那我來... 這樣如何?

I'll just go to Worlds, and I just search...

我要去別的世界，我只要搜索...

Knuckle...

Knuckle...

Hey, hey, hey! Put that away.

嘿嘿嘿！滾啦。

[ Knuckles ]: That will not teach you the way.

[Knuckle]：這樣不能去內個路的

That will not teach me the way? Okay

這樣不能去內個路? 好吧

[ Knuckles ]: That will not teach you the way.

[Knuckles]：這樣不能去內個路的

You cannot teach me the way, though, that's great.

但是你不教我怎麼去，好喔

[ Other guy ]: I can show you, I can show you.

[其他人]：我可以告訴你，我可以告訴你。

Okay open the portal for me, please.

好喔，那幫我開傳送門。

[ Other guy ]: Why d'you sound like PewDiePie?

[其他人]：為什麼你聽起來像PewDiePie？

You sound like a lot of- full of shit, alright.

你才聽起來像一堆狗屎，好ㄇ!!

Oh, shit, he did actually open a portal.

哦，靠杯，他真的打開了一個傳送門。

Maybe I need to search for Uganda.

也許我要搜尋烏干達。

There it is, Uganda has four hundred people in it!

有了，烏干達有四百人在裡面！

You fucking kidding me? They need to fix this fucking menu. It's awful. Oh, wow. It's- I found the Knuckles everybody

你他媽的開玩笑嗎?他們需要修這個他媽的介面，有夠爛 哦哇。我找到Knuckles了各位

The skin of the- What happened? The fuck happened? Wow what a great place.

怎麼了?他媽的怎麼了？ 哇，真是個好地方。

Skin of the devil... Hey- [ laughs ]

魔鬼的皮膚...嘿，[笑]

Hello fellow Ugandans!

哈囉各位烏干達們！

[ tongue clicking noises from other players ]

[其他玩家的聲音]

Great communicating with you!

很棒的對話

[ clicking tongue ]

[彈舌聲]

[ Knuckles ]: Do you know the way? Are you da queen?

[Knuckles]：你知道內個路嗎？你是內個女王嗎？

[ loud sniffing ]

[嗅]

[ Knuckles ]: You smell like Ebola.

[Knuckles]：你聞起來像伊波拉。

[ laughing ]

[笑]

[ more sniffing ]

[嗅]

[ Knuckles ]: You do not know the way!

[Knuckles]：你不知道內個路！

[ Queen ]: I know the way!

[女王]：我知道內個路！

She filthy!

她是假的

[ Knuckles ]: Queen, where is the commander?

[Knuckles]：女王，領導在哪？

Filth!

假！

[ Knuckles ]: Where is the commander, Queen??

[Knuckles]：領導在哪裡，女王？

[ even more sniffing ]

[嗅]

[ Knuckles ]: Smells like Ebola. This is good! This is good quality of Ebola.

[Knuckles]：聞起來像伊波拉。 超讚der！高品質伊波拉。

[ quietly ] No, you can't do this! [ laughs ]

你不能這樣啦！ [笑]

[ Knuckles ]: This is Uganda.

[Knuckles]：這裡烏干達。

[ Queen ]: Can you do this?!

[女王]：你可以這樣做嗎？

AYYY HEY HEY

啊啊啊 嘿嘿

She's the Queen!!!

她真的是女王！

[ laughter and chatter ]

[笑聲和喋喋不休]

[ Queen ]: Can you- can you- oh, wait, wait, wait...

[女王]：你能 - 你能 - 噢，等等，等等，等等...

[ Queen ]: Can you do THIS!

[女王]：CAN YOU DO THIS !?

[ Knuckles ]: Why you- Why you do not-

[Knuckles]：為什麼你 - 為什麼你不 -

Why you do this, eh?! Why you do this! [ laughs ]

你幹嘛這樣? 蝦? 你幹嘛這樣哈哈哈

[ clicking tongue ] [ laughing ]

[彈舌聲] [笑]

[ all loudly clicking tongues ]

[大聲彈舌聲]

[ loud and violent sniffing ]

[大聲暴力嗅]

[ Knuckles ]: Stop! Stop.

[Knuckles]：停！停止。

[ sniffing ]

[嗅]

Huh? Can you do this? [ slurping noise ]

蝦？你可以這樣嗎？ [嗅]

Show us the way!

告訴我內個路！

[ Knuckles, distantly ]: Let's go to the volcano.

[Knuckles]：我們去火山吧。

Okay, well-

好吧，

[ Knuckles ]: You have to go to the volcano.

[Knuckles]：你必須去火山。

[ chatter ]

[喋喋不休]

[ quiet laughter ]

[笑聲]

[ Knuckles ]: This is the way. Follow me.

[Knuckles]：這就是內個路。跟著我。

[ clicking tongue ]

[彈舌聲]

Wait up, please! You guys are too fast!

等一下!! 你們太快了！

[ Knuckles ]: This is the way to the Devil(?)

[Knuckles]：這就是去魔鬼的路（？）

[ other player, quietly ]: This is the way of the Devil.

[其他玩家]：這是內個惡魔的路。

Oh my God, that's the way of the Devil, guys.

哦，我的天哪，那是魔鬼的路，大家

I can't believe it.

我簡直不敢相信。

[ Knuckles ]: Oh my God, why are- why are Pewds here? Get the fuck out, Pewds!

[Knuckles]：哦我的天啊，為什麼Pewds在這? 她媽滾出去，Pewds！

No, please! It's- I'm Knuckles! [ clicks tongue ]

別! 我是Knuckles！ [彈舌聲]

I'm from- I'm born and raised-

我來自 - 我出生長大於 -

[ Knuckles ]: Okay Pewds, you are Knuckles!

[Knuckles]：好吧，你是Knuckles！

[ Queen ]: You are Knuckles!

[女王]：你是Knuckles！

[ laughs ] That's right!

[笑]沒錯！

Born and raised from Uganda, 2017.

2017年從烏干達出生並長大。

[ Knuckles ]: Ohh..

[Knuckles]：哦..

[ Knuckles ]: 2017? But, we are in 2018 in Uganda!

[Knuckles]：2017？但是，在烏干達我們已經2018年了！

I was b- Aw, you're right, shit. Shit, they discovered me.

我是 - 噢，你是對的，靠杯媽的 他們識破我了。

[ intense music ] Shit, run... run... run...

[強烈的音樂]媽的，逃...逃...逃...

Oh, look! Hey, where is everyone?

哦，看！嘿，大家在哪裡？

[ Queen, out of tune ]: Na na na na... la da da da da da da!

[女王]：拉拉拉拉拉拉

[ Knuckles ]: Where is- Where is the brothers?

[Knuckles]：哪裡 - 兄弟們在哪裡？

[ Knuckles ]: Wh- Where is the Queen, the commander, and the high priest?

[Knuckles]：女王，領導和大祭司在哪裡？

[ Knuckles ]: Now we have to find the commander.

[Knuckles]：現在我們必須找到領導

And the high priest! It says there's 400 people on this island, where is everyone?

跟大祭司！ 他說這個島上有400人，大家都在哪裡？

[ Knuckles ]: I dunno. I do not know!

[Knuckles]：我不知道。我不知道！

Queen!

女王！

[ Knuckles ]: They die in the volcano.

[Knuckles]：他們死在火山裡了。

SHOW US!

給我們看啊！

[ Knuckles ]: Can I- Can I show you the (???)

[Knuckles]：我可以 - 我可以給你看（???）

Yes.

好喔。

Show us the way. [ clicking tongue ]

告訴我們內個路。 [彈舌聲]

[ Knuckles ]: The blue Knuckles is here.

[Knuckles]：藍色Knuckles在這耶。

Oh my God, but that's not Knuckles, that's Sonic!

哦，老天，但這不是Knuckles，那是音速小子！

[ Knuckles]: That's- that's- the BLUE!

[Knuckles]：那就是藍色！

[ Knuckles ]: This is Maui!(?)

[Knuckles]：這是毛伊（？）

No that- [laughs] that's Sonic!

哪是 - （笑）這是音速小子！

[ Knuckles ]: No it's- it's not Sonic!

[Knuckles]：不，它不是音速小子！

Alright. Skin of the Devil it is!

好唷。那的確是魔鬼的皮膚！

[ Knuckles ]: [sniffs] It smell like Ebola.

[Knuckles]：[嗅]聞起來像伊波拉

[ sniffs loudly ]

[嗅]

[ Knuckles ]: Ohh.. I like Ebola!

[Knuckles]：哦，我喜歡伊波拉！

Me too.

我也是。

[ Knuckles ] Ebola is good for you!

[Knuckles]伊波拉對你的身體有益！

[ sniffing and exhaling loudly ]

[嗅]

[ Knuckles ]: Ah, yes...

[Knuckles]：啊，沒錯...

[ continues ]

[繼續]

Oh yeah...

哦耶...

That was getting a little weird.

開始有點怪了。

What happened to this game, man? Where did it go wrong? How is this a thing?

這個遊戲怎麼了？哪裡錯了？ 會什麼會有這東西出現

[ other player ] ...they be sayin' shit, I don't know, I don't wanna hear none o' your problems!

[其他玩家] ...他們在鬼扯，我不知道， 我不想管任何你的問題！

[ same player ]: Just go! Get the fuck out my way, get the fuck out my head

[同一個玩家]：快走吧！離開我的視線! 離開我的腦袋!

[ now rapping ] I don't care if any o' you bitches drop dead, because my grind is my own damn shit.

[rap]我不在乎你們的死亡，婊子，因為我的研磨是我自己的該死的狗屎。

[ still rapping ] Imma pass the mic 'cause I just gotta quit.

[還在唱]我要傳遞麥克風給別人，因為我離開了。

[ different player ] Swap, swap!

[不同的玩家]交換，交換！

[ distantly ] Ohh, god damn!

[遠方]哦，該死的！

SKRATT! SKRRRAATT!

SKRATT！ SKRRRAATT！

[ different player ] Those are some good bars, bro.

[不同的玩家]那些是一些很好的酒吧，兄弟。

SKRRRAATT!

SKRRRAATT！

[ chatter ]

[喋喋不休]

[ player ] Skrrr!!

[玩家] Skrrr！

Skrrrap!!

Skrrrap！

[ more overlapping chatter ]

[聊天]

[ rap music begins ] Uganda got that MMA flow, ay, here we go

[rap音樂開始]烏干達得到了MMA，唉，來了

[ rapping continues ]

[繼續rap]

Hello everyone, it's me, your queen! Amy Winehouse! I have finally come! I am the queen.

大家好，是我，你們的女王！Amy Winehouse！ 我終於來了！我是女王。

[ Knuckles ]: You are not the queen.

[Knuckles]：你才不是女王。

Yes, I am, shut up!

是的我是，你閉嘴！

[ Knuckles ]: No, you are not the queen.

[Knuckles]：不，你不是。

I will beat the shit out of you, alright?

我把你打出屎，好嗎？

[ overlapping ] You are not the queen!

[大家一起]你不是女王！

I AM THE QUEEN

我是女王啦

NO, I AM! I'm Amy Winehouse!!

不，我是！我是Amy Winehouse！

[ overlapping ] You are NOT the queen!

[大家]你不是女王！

Hey, listen!

嘿聽好了！

[ continuing ] You are not the queen!

[繼續]你不是女王！

I will beat the shit out of- Huh? Yeah? Come here, come here!

我會把你打出...蝦？你過來，來這裡！

[ Knuckles ]: ...I will see if it's different. Lemme check.

[Knuckles]：...我會看看它是不同的。讓我檢查

[ loud chatter ]

[大聲說話]

Huh? Hey! WHAT? [ incomprehensible ]

咦？嘿! 什麼？

WHAT YOU DOING IN THERE?? NO!

你在那裡做什麼？沒有！

I am Amy Winehouse! [laughs] Please!

我是 Amy Winehouse！ 拜託！

[ garbled voices ]

[亂七八糟的聲音]

Stop spitting on meeee!

不要吐我口水啦!!!!

Hello everyone, it's your queen. I have finally returned, as the prophecy foretold.

大家好，我是你們的女王。 正如預言所說的那樣，我終於回來了。

That's right, I am Amy Winehouse the Queen of Knuckles.

沒錯，我是Knuckles的女王Amy Winehouse。

You are welcome.

不用謝。

[ Backstreet Boy's "Everybody"playing ]

[Backstreet Boy's "Everybody"]

Oh, wow.

哦，哇。

EVERYBOOOOODY YEAH

EVERYBOOOOODY YEAH

ROCK YO BODY NOW

ROCK YO BODY NOW

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