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  • Hi!

    Hi

  • Are you interested, in the PewDiePie channel?

    你對Pewdiepie頻道有興趣嗎?

  • Biggest channel, on YouTube!

    Youtube首家最大頻道上線啦

  • Much Better, than Jackspedicy- d *poods having editing error*

    比Jackspedicey更讚

  • Just ask this random person!

    你去隨便抓一個路人來問

  • HeRe I am HerE i am How dO u Do? ♪

    我在這,就在這,你好嗎

  • See? *laugh*

    懂?

  • Subscribe today, for FREE!

    今天訂閱~免費~

  • You can become, a BRO!

    你也可以成為BRO!!!

  • For... for this price!

    用這個價錢

  • Why do I feel like Marina Joyce....

    我怎麼把自己搞得像Marina Joyce

  • We're gonna go through... Some commercials...

    我們今天來一起看一些廣告

  • I know.

    我知

  • Great idea.

    超讚

  • I've looked for the worst, and weirdest commercials on the internet

    我找了一些網路上超鳥超怪洨的廣告

  • I thought we'd check them out to see uh...

    我們來看看

  • How bad can it be? How can it be?I think we all watched...

    到底能多慘?慘到怎麼境界,我們一定都看過

  • Just some random.. the-ones-you-call-in commercials...

    某些你以為是廣告

  • During that place, during the day

    你在家沒事幹打開電視隨便轉轉

  • You have nothing to do, you're just sitting at home

    然後你不知道自己看了三小內容他還想賣你一些爛貨

  • There is nothing to watch on television

    然後你覺得我到底看了三小,自己也覺得有點好笑

  • And you're just watching this fucking thing on TV and they are trying to sell you some shitty product

    接著開始想

  • And you are like " I don't know why i'm watching this, but i'm watching it and you know what, it's actually kind of entertaining

    我要不要買來試一下還開始用

  • "I'm not gonna bu--

    一次之後就永久成為歷史

  • YOU KNOW WHAT? I might even buy that shit!"

    今天我們一起來看看這種廣告

  • And you buy it and use it once

    一起來看~

  • and the rest is history.

    和你一樣,許多女性苦於

  • Well, those kind of commercials we're going to check out today

    (謝謝你沒想到

  • so "HeRe We Go!" as I always say.

    還有男性這回事。) 徹夜難眠

  • "Millions of women like yourself suffer from--"

    睡在沒有適當的

  • Just like me

    胸部支撐就是難睡的罪魁禍首

  • thank you for--uh not excluding...

    沒錯,這對我來說是很大的

  • THE MEN!

    問題,身為一個男性在我側睡的時候

  • "a poor night's rest."

    奶奶很擠,感謝你

  • "sleeping on your side without proper"

    為您介紹KUSH!!! (為你介紹新款大麻葉?No??)

  • "breasts support..." *ZOOM ON BOOBS* "...can be a major culprit"

    舒適的夜晚良伴

  • I will say yes, actually, it is a-- it is a big

    自動提供溫柔的支撐

  • problem for me to sleep on the side for

    和緩衝

  • My breasts... uh... as a man, thank you.

    (她剛好放了個小袋袋在那?)

  • "Introducing KUSH"

    女性的胸部,KUSH可以保持更

  • *Reggae Music plays*

    自然 (喔喔喔喔喔喔!!!!)

  • Introducing weed... no?

    (喔!) 且無須穿戴

  • "The comfortable nighttime companion"

    怎麼會沒人看出這哪裡不對?

  • "anatomically (what is it?) contoured to gently support and cushion the w-"

    塞一個棒狀物在

  • She just happened to have

    雙峰之間,怎麼會沒人

  • that little bag right there?

    想過,可能,可能就像

  • "weight of a woman's breasts, Kush maintains a more natural sh--"

    看起來怪怪的,就算你滾來滾去

  • *Reggae Music starts again* OOOOOOOOOOHH

    Kush也可以幫助你緩衝

  • *Reggae Music continues*

    讓你更舒適,給側睡者更提供

  • "OHH!"

    脊椎支撐

  • "and no garments needed!"

    產婦媽媽和

  • "The slip resist-"

    術後復原 (我想問一個

  • *chuckles*

    有點怪的小問題

  • How did you not see what was wrong with this?

    如果你有C罩杯或更大

  • Sticking a long object between your tits

    就只是個小問題,很小

  • How did you--

    我很好奇一個D罩杯

  • Did no one just think,

    或像B罩杯,我不知道怎麼說

  • "Hey, maybe...

    靠杯,我看他們已經

  • "just maybe that's like...

    歇業惹啦,不! 不要是KUSH啦~~

  • "it looks a little weird?"

    靠邀咧。(一百年來我們都

  • "[slip-resistant] surface helps keep KUSH in place, even as you roll from side-to-side!"

    拉拉摺摺衛生紙

  • PEWDS: "Wow."

    一百年來我們都用衛生紙

  • "KUSH offers comfort and proper spine alignment for side-sleepers.

    撸咱們的菊花 (終於有

  • "pregnant women, nursing mothers

    更好的方式誕生,菊花擦拭

  • "and post-operative recovery..."

    小幫手,1880年以來

  • I want to ask right now,

    衛生紙史上首次

  • it's a little awkward question but--uhh--

    大躍進!! (1880年以來

  • if you have a C-cup or larger

    衛生紙史上首次大躍進!! 1880那年

  • is this a problem? is this a problem??

    怎麼了? (可伸長到

  • I'm genuinely curious uhh

    48公分 (ㄟ你看它能伸多~~

  • as a D-cup

    ~~長) 都不會碰到排泄物,用起來就跟

  • *oops* I-I mean as a B-cup! I don't...

    刷澡刷刷一樣簡單 (喔,這太

  • I don't know what to say

    噁爛了,你才不會拿來

  • Holy shit...

    洗澡。(把衛生紙貼在

  • Aww

    上面然後只要

  • I guess they went out of business! NO!

    輕輕的按一下[放開]鈕,你用過的衛生紙

  • NOOOO!

    就會自動掉進馬桶裡面 (我的老天鵝阿)

  • Not KUSH Support!

    想想看,衛生紙是多古早的發明

  • GOD damn it!

    又噁心 (我從沒想過

  • "Over 100 years we've been"

    Danny你想過嗎?

  • "scrunching and folding toilet paper"

    Emma你想過衛生紙

  • A hundred years, guys!

    多古早多噁心? 說不定她

  • We've been wiping our ass

    有她的點,我理解

  • with toilet paper

    要把手盡可能貼近肛門有多噁心

  • "finally there's a better way"

    但是你弄完還是會洗手

  • *claps* YES "Comfort Wipe!"

    你會洗?你會洗好?對吧?

  • "the sanitary paper extension arm and holder"

    沒錯!從已不用再碰

  • "the first improvement to toilet paper as we know it"

    髒髒衛生紙。身為一個大隻佬

  • "since the 1880's"

    有好有壞

  • "it e--" The first improvement since the 1880s

    喔~靠~你在公三小?

  • What happened in the 1880's?

    有好有壞

  • "Extend to reach a full 18-inches--"

    白刷刷

  • LOOK HOW LONG IT CAN EXTEND if you have your....

    菊花擦拭小幫手

  • "It's as easy to use as a shower brush!"

    首次大躍進 (誰想把那玩意往

  • Ugh, that's disgusting dude.

    菊花送啊?請舉手

  • Why you---

    我想我搞到了摳死蕩版的

  • you're not gonna use it as a shower brush

    這玩意,你看這是

  • "Pop on the toilet tissue and when through"

    擦後門好手,

  • "just press the release button and the tissue drops right into the toilet"

    我們沒搞到菊花擦拭小幫手,但是

  • OH MY GAHD

    不管怎樣我們還是試了

  • "Think about it toilet paper is really archaic and disgusting!"

    來看這個怎樣,說不定很讚

  • I have never thought about that.

    要保持樂觀

  • Danny, have you thought of---

    這個符合人體工學

  • EMMA, have you thought about that?

    而且跟我們瑞典好漢一樣猛

  • How chaotic and disgusting

    痾,我好像折斷惹,沒關係

  • *unintelligible sounds*

    我拿了一些衛生紙

  • It is actually she does make a point

    我來擦看看我的菊花

  • Like it is kind of gross have how--how near your hand is to your anus

    就是要這樣試不是嗎?來擦

  • but I mean you do...

    屁屁,OK,不看不看

  • you do wash your hands afterwards you--

    Danny不要看,尼奏凱,他起肖惹

  • you do.. do that

    好像有點難 (喝很多

  • Do you?? *always wash your hands, kids*

    水,人有三急

  • "That's right!"

    可是當下又沒有

  • "Never touch another dirty toilet tissue"

    廁所 (我喝超多水

  • (Yep) "Bein' a big guy certainly has its advantages... and its disadvantages..."

    然後超多回音靠杯

  • Ugh, dude, no.

    別擔心,我們有超讚好物

  • Wha--what did you say?

    又來惹 (隆重介紹泌泌俱樂部

  • "BeIn' A bIg GuY cErTaInLy HaS iTs AdVaNtAgEs...

    人有三急時的分離式解決方案

  • ...AnD iTs DiSaDvAnTaGeS."

    由有牌照的

  • *disgusted pewds*

    泌尿科醫師發明 (蝦小?牌?

  • "Comfort Wipe!"

    有牌的? (由有牌照的

  • Dafu--- "the solitary paper extension arm and holder"

    泌尿科醫師發明。(泌尿科醫師是

  • "the first improvement to--"

    一種專精男女性泌尿道

  • WHO WANTS TO STICK THAT UP THEIR ASS?

    問題及病症的

  • Raise your hand

    外科醫生,好,如果

  • *points to Danny*

    那是你的專業我了解你需要

  • *sIlence*

    有牌,我懂,真的

  • I think I got like, the budget budget version of this..

    我們將特製的儲尿槽

  • Oh, I got the--the "the standard bottom wiper"

    與球桿握把結合,來幫助你解放

  • I guess we didn't get the "the deluxe one"

    還附上特製小毛巾來

  • but whatever we'll... *burp*

    保護你的隱私

  • We'll try it. We'll try, see if it's good...

    真正的問題是你能不能揮桿

  • it could be good!

    你懂嗎? 在你尿過之後

  • Could be good!

    手感應該不同,到底能不能揮桿?

  • You gotta remain optimistic

    你懂嗎? 我把小傢伙放進裡面

  • this is an anatomically designed

    然後我尿了一陣

  • Oh, That's strong.

    能不能解決這個問題

  • Its strong like a Swedish man...

    防水,容易清潔而且

  • Oh

    不再有尷尬時刻 (不就

  • Don't wanna break it

    尿在草叢? 直接尿在草叢

  • Alright so, I have some...ah...toilet paper

    你在高爾夫球場

  • Uhh

    有超多草叢 (大幅增進

  • So let's...

    你的高爾夫總分,49變95分

  • I guess

    這怎麼會跟高爾夫

  • I guess I have to wipe my ass?

    分數有關?? 請解釋

  • I mean...

    請明確解釋你他X的到底

  • that was the point, wasn't it?

    在公三小? (泌泌俱樂部

  • to wipe your ass

    你球袋裡的秘密武器

  • Okay so...

    讓你不再躲草叢 (各位男性朋友

  • Don't look, don't look

    應該沒有這種問題因為

  • Danny, don't look.

    你就直接尿在草叢啦你就直接尿在

  • Alright, Danny

    草叢啦你就直接他X尿在

  • Go crazy

    草叢裡然後如果你在高級的高爾夫

  • *proceeds to wipe ass*

    球場,那裏會有廁所

  • it's a little.. it's a little hard but...

    會有廁所,就去廁所

  • *RIP PewDiePie Channel*

    謝謝。 (我車停哪了?? OH, NO

  • Drank a lot of water, I really have to go

    你應該找好一點的臨演

  • people are waiting to tee off and there's no restroom out here

    我車停哪了?? 我超痛苦

  • *awful squidward impression* I drank a lot of water and now many echo echo room and shit man

    極度難受因為

  • "Don't worry, I've got the perfect gift"

    我忘記我車停哪 (現在

  • "for you.."

    有個超簡單方式讓你記住

  • A gift? Oh, it's free... "Introducing the UroClub the discreet sanitary solution for your urgent relief"

    任何事,就是[迷你勿忘我]

  • "Created by a board-certified urologist.."

    一個數位錄音機可以

  • UH uh.... What?

    錄音不用錄音帶,(藍區18排)然後晚點提醒你

  • A board-cer....A board-certified??

    (藍區18排) [忍不住爆笑]

  • "created by a board-certified urologist.."

    你可以當鑰匙圈你就什麼都

  • A urologist is a physician who has specialized knowledge and skill regarding problems of male and female urinary tract

    記得! (大街左轉開3.3公里就到了)

  • Well, if that's your specialty then I understand your boredom..

    超簡單! (我天啊這超讚不斷)

  • I real...I really do

    告訴我怎麼走 (大街左轉開3.3公里就到了)

  • "but it contains a special reservoir built into the grip to relieve yourself"

    開3.3公里就到了) 這,你知道

  • Ughh my god

    可以用小抄嗎?

  • "the URO club goes with the special towel to keep your privacy"

    你聽過便條紙嗎?

  • *The Rock's theme plays*

    紙,就一張紙,就一張紙,

  • Well, the real question is...

    當女性朋友選購牛仔褲時

  • Can you swing it?

    (天啊你看就這個這個會讚惹)

  • You know

    當女性朋友

  • Can you swing that club after you dipped it in pi--

    選購牛仔褲時,沒錯!

  • Does it add, you know..

    你的屁屁沒這麼性感,想像一下

  • Does it, will it cover my hook?

    你可以重塑你的後臀

  • You know, I've been having cooking a lot

    然後變成頂級翹臀 (臥!!!

  • Will it fix that problem?

    馬上就變成好萊屋 (不)

  • "arry, leak-proof easy to clean"

    (沒可能,靠邀咧) 就像

  • "And no more embarrassing moments in the bu..."

    魔術胸罩,翹臀派 (翹臀派~)

  • JUST PEE IN THE BUSH?

    (翹臀派~) 女性內衣

  • JUST PEE IN THE BUSH

    (翹臀派~) 從現在開始你也有曼妙

  • YOU'RE PEEING IN A GOLF CLUB INSTEAD A BUSH?!

    美尻 (我的老天鵝)

  • "bush... Dramatically improve your golf scores for only $49.95..."

    這是不是哪裡搞錯了

  • How?

    這也可以成一套? (現在開始你也有

  • How will that dramatically

    超曼妙美尻就像

  • increase my golf score

    明星美臀,穿上你的牛仔褲

  • Please...

    短褲,都翻出來。 隆重介紹

  • please, specify what the fuck you're talking about...

    新穎歡樂球 (新穎歡樂球?!)

  • "The URO club!"

    超搞笑的

  • "The only Club in your bag"

    (搞笑) 只要14.99美金就把

  • "guaranteed to keep you out of the woods!"

    電視上最好玩的玩意帶回家

  • *What the fuck did I just watch?*

    買一送一喔! (喔!!!有兩葛!![鼓掌])

  • *frustrated sigh*

    Edgar, Edgar, 看到沒?

  • If you are a guy...

    你以後都不會再

  • you don't have this problem

    沒事煩把拔惹,你這小渾球

  • because you--you could just pee in the bush...

    超惹人厭der,賣吵賣吵,來這

  • you could just be in the bush

    來囉,歡樂球

  • You just go off and then you fuck off in the bush...

    他在看了!! 翻樂...歡樂球

  • And if you're at a nice golf course

    天啊,Edgar起肖了,從來沒聽過他弄

  • they will have bathrooms

    出這種聲音,這玩意怎麼搞的

  • they will have bathrooms

    好囉好囉,玩球球玩夠囉

  • just go at those..

    乖乖乖

  • Thank you

    好囉,乖乖(Edgar叫叫),玩夠囉

  • Where did I park my car?

    玩夠囉,No,

  • Oh no

    你不能指揮我,Bye~~~

  • Man, finer actors..

    一次用超低價入手兩個新穎歡樂球

  • You really have to look for where....

    只要14.99美金 (有個床上問題

  • Ah, where did I park my car?

    大家都不願面對

  • I am in agony

    所以有人稱這種問題是

  • unsufferable pain because where d--

    致命的沉默,(三小??)

  • where did I park my car?

    針對這個問題,現在有個超棒解法

  • "Now there's an easy way to remember everything"

    為您介紹幸福美滿毯

  • "it's called My Lil' Reminder"

    對喔,我懂,造成夫妻離婚

  • "a digital voice recorder that records without tape"

    第一常見的原因,頭號戰犯

  • Blue Section, Row 18

    就是在被子裡面放屁

  • then reminds you later

    我跟Frank離婚,因為

  • Blue Section, Row 18

    這個機八砲老是在被子裡放屁

  • *laughs*

    超過一千萬美國人家中有槍

  • "Or slip one on your key ring and you'll remember everything"

    三小? 床邊型家用保安

  • That's left on main street then go to two miles at right...

    散彈槍,我的老天鵝 (超過一千萬美國人

  • "So easy e--"

    家中有槍,以防危機。美國憲法

  • Yeah, keep telling me where to go, bro...

    第二修正案就是保障

  • See he's like,

    所有美國人武裝(美國人~~~)

  • Yeah, keep telling me where to go, bro...

    武裝必須要隨手可得

  • left on main street and go two miles at right...

    就是這個了嗎?就是這個了嗎?

  • A note

    可幫助你把槍枝固定在床邊

  • a piece of paper, a paper, a piece of paper...

    可以輕易被床單跟被子蓋住

  • a piece of... a piece of paper have you heard of it??

    獨家專利設計

  • a piece of paper, a paper, a piece of paper...

    這豪恐怖RRRR (床頭櫃

  • "What do all women look at when buying jeans?"

    收納槍枝,我們提供一個好方法

  • Oh my god you know this is gonna be good

    獨家專利[神槍老手] (靠杯咧

  • "What do all women look at when buying jeans?"

    我們提供一個好方法,獨家專利[神槍老手]

  • "That's right!"

    你看那什麼鬼東西 ([[神槍老手]可能是

  • "Their sexy or not so sexy bottoms"

    家用保全史上最大突破

  • "Imagine being able to reshape your backside"

    在有槍枝歷史以來 (真der!!!

  • "and achieve that ultimate shapely lifted booty" WHOA

    隆重介紹[你可以再近一點]

  • "instantly!" WHOA

    [你可以再近一點 ╰(〒皿〒)╯] 高功率雙眼望遠鏡

  • "It's here"

    讚啦!!! (就像一般墨鏡 (看起來超酷

  • "Hollywood's hottest new trendsetter, (NO WAY, WTF) BOOTY POP!"

    可以放大百分之三百 (300~~~)

  • "Just like padded bra enhances..."

    拿著超重的望遠鏡久了你的手會

  • "Booty Pop! Panties (BOOTY POP! *claps*) are now revolutionizing women's undergarments"

    超痠,脖子揹久了也會超痠痛

  • BOOOOTY POP

    [你可以再近一點] (看起來超讚拉拉拉

  • Where did we go wrong?

    讓你兩手空空 (讚讚!你看他多爽

  • "Boost your bottom and jeans,"

    有[你可以再近一點]望遠鏡,誰還要

  • "shorts dresses and more!"

    買超大電視?? [你可以再近一點]望遠鏡!!!

  • "Introducing Wobble Wag Giggle ball" WOGGLE WAG GIBBLE

    來一起試一下,我好興奮阿我好興奮阿

  • "an interactive ball that makes the most hilarious sounds"

    包裝超堅固,喔,

  • Hilarious! "For just $14.99!"

    幹,他們宣稱可以

  • Edgar, Edgar...

    放大三倍是不是?

  • Here it is...

    可以放大百分之三百

  • he's looking at it

    這個可以放大四倍?

  • Oh my god it's crazy I never heard him a

    我是不是買到升級版? 4倍大的