Are you interested, in the PewDiePie channel?

你對Pewdiepie頻道有興趣嗎?

Biggest channel, on YouTube!

Youtube首家最大頻道上線啦

Much Better, than Jackspedicy- d *poods having editing error*

比Jackspedicey更讚

Just ask this random person!

你去隨便抓一個路人來問

♪ HeRe I am HerE i am How dO u Do? ♪

我在這，就在這，你好嗎

See? *laugh*

懂?

Subscribe today, for FREE!

今天訂閱~免費~

You can become, a BRO!

你也可以成為BRO!!!

For... for this price!

用這個價錢

Why do I feel like Marina Joyce....

我怎麼把自己搞得像Marina Joyce

We're gonna go through... Some commercials...

我們今天來一起看一些廣告

I know.

我知

Great idea.

超讚

I've looked for the worst, and weirdest commercials on the internet

我找了一些網路上超鳥超怪洨的廣告

I thought we'd check them out to see uh...

我們來看看

How bad can it be? How can it be?I think we all watched...

到底能多慘?慘到怎麼境界，我們一定都看過

Just some random.. the-ones-you-call-in commercials...

某些你以為是廣告

During that place, during the day

你在家沒事幹打開電視隨便轉轉

You have nothing to do, you're just sitting at home

然後你不知道自己看了三小內容他還想賣你一些爛貨

There is nothing to watch on television

然後你覺得我到底看了三小，自己也覺得有點好笑

And you're just watching this fucking thing on TV and they are trying to sell you some shitty product

接著開始想

And you are like " I don't know why i'm watching this, but i'm watching it and you know what, it's actually kind of entertaining

我要不要買來試一下還開始用

"I'm not gonna bu--

一次之後就永久成為歷史

YOU KNOW WHAT? I might even buy that shit!"

今天我們一起來看看這種廣告

And you buy it and use it once

一起來看~

and the rest is history.

和你一樣，許多女性苦於

Well, those kind of commercials we're going to check out today

(謝謝你沒想到

so "HeRe We Go!" as I always say.

還有男性這回事。) 徹夜難眠

"Millions of women like yourself suffer from--"

睡在沒有適當的

Just like me

胸部支撐就是難睡的罪魁禍首

thank you for--uh not excluding...

沒錯，這對我來說是很大的

THE MEN!

問題，身為一個男性在我側睡的時候

"a poor night's rest."

奶奶很擠，感謝你

"sleeping on your side without proper"

為您介紹KUSH!!! (為你介紹新款大麻葉?No??)

"breasts support..." *ZOOM ON BOOBS* "...can be a major culprit"

舒適的夜晚良伴

I will say yes, actually, it is a-- it is a big

自動提供溫柔的支撐

problem for me to sleep on the side for

和緩衝

My breasts... uh... as a man, thank you.

(她剛好放了個小袋袋在那?)

"Introducing KUSH"

女性的胸部，KUSH可以保持更

*Reggae Music plays*

自然 (喔喔喔喔喔喔!!!!)

Introducing weed... no?

(喔!) 且無須穿戴

"The comfortable nighttime companion"

怎麼會沒人看出這哪裡不對?

"anatomically (what is it?) contoured to gently support and cushion the w-"

塞一個棒狀物在

She just happened to have

雙峰之間，怎麼會沒人

that little bag right there?

想過，可能，可能就像

"weight of a woman's breasts, Kush maintains a more natural sh--"

看起來怪怪的，就算你滾來滾去

*Reggae Music starts again* OOOOOOOOOOHH

Kush也可以幫助你緩衝

*Reggae Music continues*

讓你更舒適，給側睡者更提供

"OHH!"

脊椎支撐

"and no garments needed!"

產婦媽媽和

"The slip resist-"

術後復原 (我想問一個

*chuckles*

有點怪的小問題

How did you not see what was wrong with this?

如果你有C罩杯或更大

Sticking a long object between your tits

就只是個小問題，很小

How did you--

我很好奇一個D罩杯

Did no one just think,

或像B罩杯，我不知道怎麼說

"Hey, maybe...

靠杯，我看他們已經

"just maybe that's like...

歇業惹啦，不! 不要是KUSH啦~~

"it looks a little weird?"

靠邀咧。(一百年來我們都

"[slip-resistant] surface helps keep KUSH in place, even as you roll from side-to-side!"

拉拉摺摺衛生紙

PEWDS: "Wow."

一百年來我們都用衛生紙

"KUSH offers comfort and proper spine alignment for side-sleepers.

撸咱們的菊花 (終於有

"pregnant women, nursing mothers

更好的方式誕生，菊花擦拭

"and post-operative recovery..."

小幫手，1880年以來

I want to ask right now,

衛生紙史上首次

it's a little awkward question but--uhh--

大躍進!! (1880年以來

if you have a C-cup or larger

衛生紙史上首次大躍進!! 1880那年

is this a problem? is this a problem??

怎麼了? (可伸長到

I'm genuinely curious uhh

48公分 (ㄟ你看它能伸多~~

as a D-cup

~~長) 都不會碰到排泄物，用起來就跟

*oops* I-I mean as a B-cup! I don't...

刷澡刷刷一樣簡單 (喔，這太

I don't know what to say

噁爛了，你才不會拿來

Holy shit...

洗澡。(把衛生紙貼在

Aww

上面然後只要

I guess they went out of business! NO!

輕輕的按一下[放開]鈕，你用過的衛生紙

NOOOO!

就會自動掉進馬桶裡面 (我的老天鵝阿)

Not KUSH Support!

想想看，衛生紙是多古早的發明

GOD damn it!

又噁心 (我從沒想過

"Over 100 years we've been"

Danny你想過嗎?

"scrunching and folding toilet paper"

Emma你想過衛生紙

A hundred years, guys!

多古早多噁心? 說不定她

We've been wiping our ass

有她的點，我理解

with toilet paper

要把手盡可能貼近肛門有多噁心

"finally there's a better way"

但是你弄完還是會洗手

*claps* YES "Comfort Wipe!"

你會洗?你會洗好?對吧?

"the sanitary paper extension arm and holder"

沒錯!從已不用再碰

"the first improvement to toilet paper as we know it"

髒髒衛生紙。身為一個大隻佬

"since the 1880's"

有好有壞

"it e--" The first improvement since the 1880s

喔~靠~你在公三小?

What happened in the 1880's?

有好有壞

"Extend to reach a full 18-inches--"

白刷刷

LOOK HOW LONG IT CAN EXTEND if you have your....

菊花擦拭小幫手

"It's as easy to use as a shower brush!"

首次大躍進 (誰想把那玩意往

Ugh, that's disgusting dude.

菊花送啊?請舉手

Why you---

我想我搞到了摳死蕩版的

you're not gonna use it as a shower brush

這玩意，你看這是

"Pop on the toilet tissue and when through"

擦後門好手，

"just press the release button and the tissue drops right into the toilet"

我們沒搞到菊花擦拭小幫手，但是

OH MY GAHD

不管怎樣我們還是試了

"Think about it toilet paper is really archaic and disgusting!"

來看這個怎樣，說不定很讚

I have never thought about that.

要保持樂觀

Danny, have you thought of---

這個符合人體工學

EMMA, have you thought about that?

而且跟我們瑞典好漢一樣猛

How chaotic and disgusting

痾，我好像折斷惹，沒關係

*unintelligible sounds*

我拿了一些衛生紙

It is actually she does make a point

我來擦看看我的菊花

Like it is kind of gross have how--how near your hand is to your anus

就是要這樣試不是嗎?來擦

but I mean you do...

屁屁，OK，不看不看

you do wash your hands afterwards you--

Danny不要看，尼奏凱，他起肖惹

you do.. do that

好像有點難 (喝很多

Do you?? *always wash your hands, kids*

水，人有三急

"That's right!"

可是當下又沒有

"Never touch another dirty toilet tissue"

廁所 (我喝超多水

(Yep) "Bein' a big guy certainly has its advantages... and its disadvantages..."

然後超多回音靠杯

Ugh, dude, no.

別擔心，我們有超讚好物

Wha--what did you say?

又來惹 (隆重介紹泌泌俱樂部

"BeIn' A bIg GuY cErTaInLy HaS iTs AdVaNtAgEs...

人有三急時的分離式解決方案

...AnD iTs DiSaDvAnTaGeS."

由有牌照的

*disgusted pewds*

泌尿科醫師發明 (蝦小?牌?

"Comfort Wipe!"

有牌的? (由有牌照的

Dafu--- "the solitary paper extension arm and holder"

泌尿科醫師發明。(泌尿科醫師是

"the first improvement to--"

一種專精男女性泌尿道

WHO WANTS TO STICK THAT UP THEIR ASS?

問題及病症的

Raise your hand

外科醫生，好，如果

*points to Danny*

那是你的專業我了解你需要

*sIlence*

有牌，我懂，真的

I think I got like, the budget budget version of this..

我們將特製的儲尿槽

Oh, I got the--the "the standard bottom wiper"

與球桿握把結合，來幫助你解放

I guess we didn't get the "the deluxe one"

還附上特製小毛巾來

but whatever we'll... *burp*

保護你的隱私

We'll try it. We'll try, see if it's good...

真正的問題是你能不能揮桿

it could be good!

你懂嗎? 在你尿過之後

Could be good!

手感應該不同，到底能不能揮桿?

You gotta remain optimistic

你懂嗎? 我把小傢伙放進裡面

this is an anatomically designed

然後我尿了一陣

Oh, That's strong.

能不能解決這個問題

Its strong like a Swedish man...

防水，容易清潔而且

Oh

不再有尷尬時刻 (不就

Don't wanna break it

尿在草叢? 直接尿在草叢

Alright so, I have some...ah...toilet paper

你在高爾夫球場

Uhh

有超多草叢 (大幅增進

So let's...

你的高爾夫總分，49變95分

I guess

這怎麼會跟高爾夫

I guess I have to wipe my ass?

分數有關?? 請解釋

I mean...

請明確解釋你他X的到底

that was the point, wasn't it?

在公三小? (泌泌俱樂部

to wipe your ass

你球袋裡的秘密武器

Okay so...

讓你不再躲草叢 (各位男性朋友

Don't look, don't look

應該沒有這種問題因為

Danny, don't look.

你就直接尿在草叢啦你就直接尿在

Alright, Danny

草叢啦你就直接他X尿在

Go crazy

草叢裡然後如果你在高級的高爾夫

*proceeds to wipe ass*

球場，那裏會有廁所

it's a little.. it's a little hard but...

會有廁所，就去廁所

*RIP PewDiePie Channel*

謝謝。 (我車停哪了?? OH, NO

Drank a lot of water, I really have to go

你應該找好一點的臨演

people are waiting to tee off and there's no restroom out here

我車停哪了?? 我超痛苦

*awful squidward impression* I drank a lot of water and now many echo echo room and shit man

極度難受因為

"Don't worry, I've got the perfect gift"

我忘記我車停哪 (現在

"for you.."

有個超簡單方式讓你記住

A gift? Oh, it's free... "Introducing the UroClub the discreet sanitary solution for your urgent relief"

任何事，就是[迷你勿忘我]

"Created by a board-certified urologist.."

一個數位錄音機可以

UH uh.... What?

錄音不用錄音帶，(藍區18排)然後晚點提醒你

A board-cer....A board-certified??

(藍區18排) [忍不住爆笑]

"created by a board-certified urologist.."

你可以當鑰匙圈你就什麼都

A urologist is a physician who has specialized knowledge and skill regarding problems of male and female urinary tract

記得! (大街左轉開3.3公里就到了)

Well, if that's your specialty then I understand your boredom..

超簡單! (我天啊這超讚不斷)

I real...I really do

告訴我怎麼走 (大街左轉開3.3公里就到了)

"but it contains a special reservoir built into the grip to relieve yourself"

開3.3公里就到了) 這，你知道

Ughh my god

可以用小抄嗎?

"the URO club goes with the special towel to keep your privacy"

你聽過便條紙嗎?

*The Rock's theme plays*

紙，就一張紙，就一張紙，

Well, the real question is...

當女性朋友選購牛仔褲時

Can you swing it?

(天啊你看就這個這個會讚惹)

You know

當女性朋友

Can you swing that club after you dipped it in pi--

選購牛仔褲時，沒錯!

Does it add, you know..

你的屁屁沒這麼性感，想像一下

Does it, will it cover my hook?

你可以重塑你的後臀

You know, I've been having cooking a lot

然後變成頂級翹臀 (臥!!!

Will it fix that problem?

馬上就變成好萊屋 (不)

"arry, leak-proof easy to clean"

(沒可能，靠邀咧) 就像

"And no more embarrassing moments in the bu..."

魔術胸罩，翹臀派 (翹臀派~)

JUST PEE IN THE BUSH?

(翹臀派~) 女性內衣

JUST PEE IN THE BUSH

(翹臀派~) 從現在開始你也有曼妙

YOU'RE PEEING IN A GOLF CLUB INSTEAD A BUSH?!

美尻 (我的老天鵝)

"bush... Dramatically improve your golf scores for only $49.95..."

這是不是哪裡搞錯了

How?

這也可以成一套? (現在開始你也有

How will that dramatically

超曼妙美尻就像

increase my golf score

明星美臀，穿上你的牛仔褲

Please...

短褲，都翻出來。 隆重介紹

please, specify what the fuck you're talking about...

新穎歡樂球 (新穎歡樂球?!)

"The URO club!"

超搞笑的

"The only Club in your bag"

(搞笑) 只要14.99美金就把

"guaranteed to keep you out of the woods!"

電視上最好玩的玩意帶回家

*What the fuck did I just watch?*

買一送一喔! (喔!!!有兩葛!![鼓掌])

*frustrated sigh*

Edgar, Edgar, 看到沒?

If you are a guy...

你以後都不會再

you don't have this problem

沒事煩把拔惹，你這小渾球

because you--you could just pee in the bush...

超惹人厭der，賣吵賣吵，來這

you could just be in the bush

來囉，歡樂球

You just go off and then you fuck off in the bush...

他在看了!! 翻樂...歡樂球

And if you're at a nice golf course

天啊，Edgar起肖了，從來沒聽過他弄

they will have bathrooms

出這種聲音，這玩意怎麼搞的

they will have bathrooms

好囉好囉，玩球球玩夠囉

just go at those..

乖乖乖

Thank you

好囉，乖乖(Edgar叫叫)，玩夠囉

Where did I park my car?

玩夠囉，No，

Oh no

你不能指揮我，Bye~~~

Man, finer actors..

一次用超低價入手兩個新穎歡樂球

You really have to look for where....

只要14.99美金 (有個床上問題

Ah, where did I park my car?

大家都不願面對

I am in agony

所以有人稱這種問題是

unsufferable pain because where d--

致命的沉默，(三小??)

where did I park my car?

針對這個問題，現在有個超棒解法

"Now there's an easy way to remember everything"

為您介紹幸福美滿毯

"it's called My Lil' Reminder"

對喔，我懂，造成夫妻離婚

"a digital voice recorder that records without tape"

第一常見的原因，頭號戰犯

Blue Section, Row 18

就是在被子裡面放屁

then reminds you later

我跟Frank離婚，因為

Blue Section, Row 18

這個機八砲老是在被子裡放屁

*laughs*

超過一千萬美國人家中有槍

"Or slip one on your key ring and you'll remember everything"

三小? 床邊型家用保安

That's left on main street then go to two miles at right...

散彈槍，我的老天鵝 (超過一千萬美國人

"So easy e--"

家中有槍，以防危機。美國憲法

Yeah, keep telling me where to go, bro...

第二修正案就是保障

See he's like,

所有美國人武裝(美國人~~~)

Yeah, keep telling me where to go, bro...

武裝必須要隨手可得

left on main street and go two miles at right...

就是這個了嗎?就是這個了嗎?

A note

可幫助你把槍枝固定在床邊

a piece of paper, a paper, a piece of paper...

可以輕易被床單跟被子蓋住

a piece of... a piece of paper have you heard of it??

獨家專利設計

a piece of paper, a paper, a piece of paper...

這豪恐怖RRRR (床頭櫃

"What do all women look at when buying jeans?"

收納槍枝，我們提供一個好方法

Oh my god you know this is gonna be good

獨家專利[神槍老手] (靠杯咧

"What do all women look at when buying jeans?"

我們提供一個好方法，獨家專利[神槍老手]

"That's right!"

你看那什麼鬼東西 ([[神槍老手]可能是

"Their sexy or not so sexy bottoms"

家用保全史上最大突破

"Imagine being able to reshape your backside"

在有槍枝歷史以來 (真der!!!

"and achieve that ultimate shapely lifted booty" WHOA

隆重介紹[你可以再近一點]

"instantly!" WHOA

[你可以再近一點 ╰(〒皿〒)╯] 高功率雙眼望遠鏡

"It's here"

讚啦!!! (就像一般墨鏡 (看起來超酷

"Hollywood's hottest new trendsetter, (NO WAY, WTF) BOOTY POP!"

可以放大百分之三百 (300~~~)

"Just like padded bra enhances..."

拿著超重的望遠鏡久了你的手會

"Booty Pop! Panties (BOOTY POP! *claps*) are now revolutionizing women's undergarments"

超痠，脖子揹久了也會超痠痛

BOOOOTY POP

[你可以再近一點] (看起來超讚拉拉拉

Where did we go wrong?

讓你兩手空空 (讚讚!你看他多爽

"Boost your bottom and jeans,"

有[你可以再近一點]望遠鏡，誰還要

"shorts dresses and more!"

買超大電視?? [你可以再近一點]望遠鏡!!!

"Introducing Wobble Wag Giggle ball" WOGGLE WAG GIBBLE

來一起試一下，我好興奮阿我好興奮阿

"an interactive ball that makes the most hilarious sounds"

包裝超堅固，喔，

Hilarious! "For just $14.99!"

幹，他們宣稱可以

Edgar, Edgar...

放大三倍是不是?

Here it is...

可以放大百分之三百

he's looking at it

這個可以放大四倍?

Oh my god it's crazy I never heard him a

我是不是買到升級版? 4倍大的

"to make this the funnest deal on TV we'll double it for free!"

Frank的臉，喔喔喔!讚讚!!!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

我看起來屌不屌?我完全看不到自己

"you can get two wobble wag (TWOOOO *claps*) for a low price for just.."

喔，讚! 我還可以調，喔喔!!

Edgar, Edgar...

可以邊看邊調，超順，一點都不卡