Everyone is a bunch of CRYBABIES

你們每個都是愛哭鬼！

Oh

「喔」

Sekiro, its so difficult.

「隻狼好難喔~」

It's just like Dark Souls, But much HARDER

「這遊戲就跟黑暗靈魂一樣，但是更難」

Its like BloodBorne but much harder

「就跟血緣詛咒一樣，但是更難」

B A B I E S

小朋友 如果你連怎麼動手指頭都不知道

Pathetic children

可憐的孩子們

Pathetic beta males who don't know how to play video games

可悲的草食男不知道怎麼玩遊戲

If you don't even know how to use your fingers then don't even bother playing video games. >:)

如果你連手指都不會動，就免肖想玩電動

I've been seeing this my entire life, ok?

我已經說過很多遍了 好嗎?

For those of you who are new to this channel, my name is PewDiePie and I'm a Professional Gamer

第一次看我的頻道的觀眾們，我是Pewdiepie，我是專業遊戲玩家

I have never died in a video game EVER

我玩遊戲的時候從來沒有死過

I bet no one who has played this game knew u could pick that letter up

我相信玩過的人都不知道可以把那封信撿起來

So feel free to keep watching, cause we gonna find literally all the INS and OUTS

坐好繼續看，我們要來摸透這個游戲

See, I know how to jump

看我知道要怎麼跳

in, near jump wall?

跳到下一個牆上

look at that. I figured out already-

你看看 我已經搞懂了

How you wall jump

知道要怎麼踢牆了

I bet no one, E V E R, figured out how to wall jump

我賭一定沒有人會踢牆

...so far.

至少目前為止

I'm doing extremely well

我超級會

ZERO DEATHS BABY

零死亡 北鼻 我根本不需要這些輔助的指示

Can we add a death counter up in the corner?

給我個死亡計數器放在畫面角落

deaths: Z E R O

次數：零死亡

wall hug

貼牆走

okay

好嗎？

Look at that.

你看看

See I don't even need these patronising instructions

看看我連遊戲提示都不用

Because I KNOW

因為我就是會

You see those scratches on the wall, that implies they put that there as a hint

你看牆上的痕跡，那是他們放在這的遊戲提示

Even if there was no scratches I wouldn't even need it

就算這邊沒有提示也無所謂

Okay?

好嗎？

Stealth. What do you think I don't know about stealth

隱密行動 怎樣? 你以為我不知道潛行嗎？

I'm the stealthiest man alive

我是最隱密的人

Oh god

喔 老天看看

I'm the stealthiest person on the gosh damn planet

我ㄊㄇ是這星球最隱密的男人

No one has ever seen me, That's how stealthy I am

從來沒人看過我，就是這麼隱密

nO oNe'S eVeR dOnE tHiS

從來沒有其他人能辦到

You see this?

你們看到了嗎？

You hang from the ledge

你得攀在壁上

because there are scratches at the bottom

因為刮痕被刻在底部

Game developers put that in there.

遊戲開發者放在這邊

I DON'T EVEN NEED IT.

我連這都不需要

So good at games (epic gamer, eh?)

這是這麼會玩遊戲

I'm so gosh damn good at games.

我ㄊㄇ超擅長玩遊戲

ZERO DEATHS!

零死亡！

Ye-uh!

耶!!!ヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ

Ye-uh!

耶!!!!(☄◣ω◢)☄

ZERO DEATHS! Ye-uh!

零死亡！耶!!!! σ`∀´)σ！

Look at that, look at these movess

你們看~~看看這操作 因為對他們來說現實世界太可怕了

Look at these goddamn moves

看這神操作 好了, 給我那顆球吧

So good at games! (still zero deaths)

太會玩了吧 好了, 給我那顆球吧

Games is for children! (then you're a child, too?)

遊戲是給小朋友玩的！(說你，懂？)

I'm playing just to prove a point. (oh)

我玩遊戲就為了證明這點給我球就對了...給我那顆球就對了!!(ಠ益ಠ)

Games is for crybabies

遊戲是給愛哭鬼玩的 我才沒那個時間跟你耗(； ･`д･´)

To think that- (?)

使用道具 傷藥葫蘆

Real life is too scary for them

好 來治療

alright gimme the balls X2

帥呆了~

just gimme the balls

忍者辛德嚕

JUST GIVEME THE BALLS

ヽ(`Д´)ノ

I ain't got time

好啦 好啦

Quick items.

你看看 你看看這玩家

Healing gourd.

攻擊 (́◉◞౪◟◉‵)

Alright let's do the 'healing gourd'. EPIC

攻~~擊~~ ◑ω◐

(in Japanese) shinobi shinderu

喔賣尬~~

*warcry of the stealthiest man alive*

(☉д⊙)

Alright, alright, alright, watch this

(ﾟд⊙)

*watch him does epic style*

(д) ﾟﾟ

watch this gamers

蓄力

aTtAcK

沒事的

A-TTACK

等一下 死了嗎 就這樣???

OHH, MY GAAAAD!!!

喔喔喔我沒死

WOW!

忍者!!

(bird call x2?)

玩家!!

Charging-

讚啦 零死亡 各位觀眾

F*ck

零死亡 來喝杯果汁吧

It's fine, what that died?

我的天啊 這遊戲有夠簡單

That's it? That's all there's-

喔尬的

Oh, I didn't die

架開

Shinobi...

歐給 簡單

G A M E R !!!

來啊 來啊你

Epic! Zero deaths everyone.

我不這麼認為 朋友

Zero deaths, let's have some juice.

零死亡

My god, this game is easy

我的血量超少的 我真的需要幫忙

Oh god.

你看看 看這玩家怎麼玩

Deflection.

經典的隱密攻擊馬上上演

Oh okay, easy.

你被忍者暗殺了

(sword fight noises)

NINJA : YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH

Come on, come on guy.

真 ‧ 忍者會飛簷走壁

(more sword fight noises. how are you all today?)

不發出一滴點聲音

Don't think so buddy

真 ‧ 忍者

(epic gamer felix moment)

他們在黑暗中行動

Zero deaths

黑暗擁抱他們

...

乾~~

I'm actually really low on health, I actually need- need some health.

他們故意放在那的

Watch this, watch this gamer

他們故意放在那的!!

E P I C stealth attack, coming right up

喔 乾 玩家們 這不行

OHHHH, YOU JUST GOT NINJA'D!

掰~ 掰掰 玩家們

lahlhlha you shut up when im talkin to you, you shut your mouth

零死亡

Real ninjas, travel on the rooftops

等等 (日文)

Hiya!

下一位

Barely made a sound

他在幹嘛 哈哈

Real shinobis...

σ ﾟ∀ ﾟ) ﾟ∀ﾟ)σ

...they move in the darkness

他是光頭

The darkness embraces th- (crash)

他在倒退嚕 我在這耶老兄

(NICE ONE)

什麼 他"噹"我? 搞屁喔

F*ck, they put that there on purpose

什麼?!

They put that there on purpose!

吶尼?!

Aw shoot... Gamers, this could be it.

瞎咪?! 他們通常... 啊 啊啊

BYE

9歲軍團 把剛剛剪輯掉

Bye, gamers!

不要讓任何人知道

Bye gamers!

你在忙的時候他們可以攻擊你?

Zero deaths!

這是三小? 起來你這個廢物

(sword fight noises)

剛剛那是啥鬼

Dozo!

這樣不公平

(more sword fight noises)

你看看這玩家專業招數

Anotha one!

零死亡 零死亡

What is he doing? *chuckle*

這就是專業玩家在玩遊戲的樣子

What is he doing?

你在看的話

hahahahahahahha

沒有什麼比這個更有趣 更經典了

death count : 1

我們要為了戰利品打上面那傢伙嗎?

death count : 2

哈我才不屑 是吧

death count : 3

忍者跳躍

death count : 4

這也太簡單了 拜託

death count : yep

拜託 我根本不用暗殺

Honestly this game is a lot easier than Dark Souls and BloodBorne so far.

可悲

I mean that genuinely (yea you do❤)

下一位 喔尬的 那個人看起來很強

Look how epic I am

天啊

death count : 5

搞什麼

Pewdiepie Knee Slicing Champion since 2018

這三小

death count : 6

好 這是我第一次探索這個區域 最好小心一點

death count : 7

天鵝啊 這裡居然有人 真稀奇啊

death count : 8

真稀奇 天啊

What is that move called?

我絕對料想不到

(goes into silent gamer mode)

還好我敏捷有點滿 知道怎麼應付他

NOpe

我知道要怎麼處理

Don't like this guy :(

因為我是忍咂 忍咂時間

Here have some ash.

如果你也是忍咂的話 按下喜歡鍵

”危“ is danger in chinese. *captain flies away*

看這忍咂怎麼幹掉他*2

how you like that little orge

忍者擊殺

(In Japanese) Oni

(?)

i know Japanese (OAO)

我不這麼認為

OOh you try to kick me now

嘿 停

oh gawd he changed his style

(?)

death count : 9

我ㄊㄇ玩得有夠爛

Are you kidding me :(

喔 二連擊

should we pretend we saw that or not ?

血條要看哪啊

*contemplates life decisions*

喔 血條在這

well 0 deaths it is ? ? ?

我發誓我明明格擋了

alright let's go for the ? punches

喔 好喔 我知道了

Ooh you scared >:D

這遊戲是軀幹值系統 我現在知道了

that did not even hit me QAQ

為何 我以為他的軀幹滿了

who kicks more than once D:

搞屁

(very focused papa poods)

就是這樣

WHAT THE F- *DEMONETIZED

你只要這樣做

WHERE DID HE COME FROM !

解決他 他為什麼沒死

*absolute shocked poods*

這也太簡單了 才第一次嘗試

*flashbacks at 16.09*

天啊這遊戲太簡單了

(Honestly this game is a lot easier than Darksouls and BloodBorne so far)

「嗚嗚 這遊戲豪難 我打第一個人就死惹」

Oooh zig zag

你打第一個人就死了?

You got the zig zag.

你一定超級不會玩遊戲才會馬上就死

How did that hit me

還好剛剛那段是我第一次玩

Noooowwhh D:

所以我剛剛沒死

Oh he fell down(out) (No he didn't)

我是一個知道怎麼玩遊戲的真 ‧ 玩家

DEMONETIZED D:

我是不知道你啦 但我玩遊戲不是因為我喜歡

Are you kidding me.

不是因為我想要

I'm getting so gamered out.

而是因為我太ㄊㄇ會玩遊戲了

Death count: Why can't we be friends~ why can't we be friends~

我長太ㄊㄇ好看了

are you kidding me.

我太ㄊㄇ...

are you kidding me right now.

我是忍者 瑞典忍咂

death count: It's over 9000!!!! (anime just for you poods)

我們在瑞典都是這麼做的 我做過好幾百次了

Alright , first time I do this ?

你看看 大部分的人都會像爛玩家一樣繞過去

Oh god it's an ogre.

我是厲害的玩家

I'd better start doing a lot of damage.

我來告訴你什麼叫厲害的玩家

while he's still contain

你不會懂的 你看看 第一次跳躍

oh god , no one's ever thought of that (indeed.)

那是啥鬼 鳥嗎?

Oh the red stuff that probably means he's about to attack. (wowies)

那是鳥嗎? 好喔 鳥

Physics breaking ogres (wat?)

我從魂系列裡學到的就是

*silence

所有看起來很弱的怪 其實都超級強