I don't like you, T-Series!

不是針對你, 孩子

Nothing personal, kid.

但我必須大聲說出來

But i must go all out.

就這一次

Just this once.

ㄋㄟㄋㄟ或鮑鮑, 到底要哪個? (註1)

(just this once)

乖乖坐下, T-series

Bobs or vegana, whichever will it be?

我來是為了要說出真相

Sit the fuck down, T-Series!

你試圖把我擠下第一位

I'm here to spill the real tea

但你是印度來的, 所以你輸

You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one?

所以最好不要覺得你贏定了

But "You India you lose", so best think you haven't won.

當我打趴你後

When i'm through with you

我們才算是兩清

We're gonna be completely fucking done!

因為我們才正要開始

'Cause we only just begun

我給你評個(拍)(拍), 零分

I review you

再見婊子,滾吧

*clap* *clap* zero

所以來啊T-Series

bye, bitch, gone.

急著造謠八卦

So come on, T-Series, looking hungry for some drama?

來, 我給你送上一道"婊子千層麵"

Here, let me serve you

婊子千層麵 婊子千層麵

"BITCH LASAGNA."

T-Series什麼咖都不是

Bitch lasagna.

就是個婊子千層麵

T-Series ain't nothing but a

婊子千層麵 婊子千層麵

Bitch

看看T-Series 他們正哭著找媽媽

lasagna!

婊子千層麵 婊子千層麵

Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna!

婊子千層麵 婊子千層麵

Look at T-Series, they just crying for their momma!

婊婊婊婊婊婊婊婊子

Bitch lasagna!

婊婊婊婊婊婊

Bitch lasagna.

婊婊婊婊婊婊婊婊婊婊婊婊婊婊婊

bitch bitch bitch (faster)

婊婊婊婊婊婊婊婊婊婊婊婊婊婊婊婊婊婊婊 婊婊婊婊婊婊婊婊婊婊婊婊婊婊婊婊婊婊婊子

B I T C H L A S A G N A!

婊 子 千 層 麵

(epic dubstep)

婊子千層麵

Ey!

婊子千層麵 婊子千層麵

(epic dubstep)

T-Series什麼咖都不是

Bitch lasagna!

就是個婊子千層麵

Bitch lasagna.

婊子千層麵 婊子千層麵

T-Series ain't nothing but a

看看T-Series 他們正哭著找媽媽

Bitch

到底誰是ㄋㄟㄋㄟ 為什麼你要親他

lasagna!

噁

Bitch lasagna.

我是青眼白龍 而你只是個黑魔導

Look at T-Series, they just crying for their momma!

你有全世界五分之一的人口

Who the hell is bob, and you wanna kiss him?

但我有全世界的9歲小孩來罩我

(EW)

所以千萬別嚇到挫屎

I'm a blue eyes white dragon, while you're just dark magician!

"Motu Patlu"到底是啥意思 (註2)

(Oof)

你們的語言聽起來像是 從含糊不清的饒舌圈來的

You got a fifth of the population in your nation but

沒有啊, 爸爸

I got nine year olds of worlds so hold your defecation.

沒有啊, 爸爸

(oops)

有啦, 爸爸

"Motu Patlu"? What the fuck is that even supposed to mean?!

Johnny (註3)

Your language sounds like it came from a mumble rap community!

現在我們倒下所有糖粉 (註4)

No papa,

砸向這個狂歡派對

No papa,

用婊子千層麵

Yes papa,

婊子千層麵

Johnny?

看看T-Series 他們正哭著找媽媽

Now down all of this sugar, and let's throw this fucking party with some

婊子千層麵 婊子千層麵

bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna!

T-Series什麼咖都不是

Look at T-Series, they just crying for their momma!

就是個婊子千層麵

Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna!

婊子千層麵 婊子千層麵

T-Series ain't nothing but a

婊子千層麵 婊子千層麵

BITCH

婊婊婊婊婊婊婊婊子

lasagna!

T-Series什麼咖都不是 就是個婊子千層麵

Bitch lasagna.

婊子千層麵

bitch bitch bitch (faster)

婊子千層麵 婊子千層麵

bitch (faster) T-Series ain't nothing but a

T-Series什麼咖都不是

bitch

就是個婊子千層麵

LASAGNA!

婊子千層麵 婊子千層麵

(epic dubstep)

看看T-Series 他們正哭著找媽媽

Ey!

T-Series什麼咖都不是

(epic dubstep)

就是個婊子千層麵

Bitch lasagna!

T-Series什麼咖都不是

Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna!

就是個婊子千層麵

T-Series ain't nothing but a

(以下為註解)

Bitch

(註1)Bobs與vegana原為boobs(奶子)與vagina(陰道) 梗來自許多印度男子在網上試圖勾搭女性, 但英文卻拼寫錯誤 這裡翻譯成ㄋㄟㄋㄟ與鮑鮑 (註2)Motu Patlu為印度兒童動畫節目 (註3)梗來自Johny Johny Yes Papa之歌 歌曲講述一個小孩偷吃糖卻死不承認 (註4)梗同註3, 這裡值得注意的是背景中的下載條 是取自down all的諧音download

lasagna!

翻譯、時間軸：John Titor

Bitch lasagna.

Look at T-Series, they just crying for their momma!

(epic dubstep)

Ey!

(Look at T-Series, they just crying for their momma!)

(epic dubstep)

(T-Series ain't nothing but a)

Bitch

lasagna!

(epic dubstep)

Ey!

(Look at T-Series, they just crying for their momma.)

(epic dubstep)

(T-Series ain't nothing but a...)

B I T C H

L A S A G N A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(epic dubstep)