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  • There are nicer ways to gain views at least play a stupid game or something!

    *有一些更好的方式來賺點閱率阿*

  • Pewds, if you're running out of ideas just play a game

    *至少玩個蠢遊戲或什麼嘛!!!*

  • Stop posting boring shit like this!! Start posting good stuff

    *Pewds如果你點子用光了就乾脆去玩個遊戲就好*

  • Play the new south park game

    *不要再PO這些無聊爛東西了*

  • or a COD game

    *上傳一些好的吧*

  • or go skydiving (ew) just stop posting boring shit!!!

    *玩新的南方四賤客遊戲*

  • Pls poods stop making yourself a fool and play a game

    閉嘴!! *或決戰時刻*

  • dude just play a video game, jesus!

    *或決戰時刻*

  • plAY A GAmE

    *阿不然去跳傘 不要再PO這麼無聊的鬼東西了*

  • why doesn't he just like play a long game until he has an idea

    *拜託poods不要讓你看起來像個智障 玩個遊戲吧*

  • SHuT uP

    *兄弟 玩個電玩就好啦 天鵝啊*

  • shUt Up

    *玩遊戲!!!*

  • ThE REasON I'm NOt PLAyiNG anY GAmeS

    *為什麼他不玩個很長的遊戲 到他想到點子就好*

  • is cause there's no such thing

    惦惦!

  • as a good game

    閉嘴啦(`A´)

  • (guitar song plays as rocket league gameplay is showed in the background)

    我不再玩任何遊戲的原因

  • wait a minute

    是因為已經沒有東西...

  • (loud screeching noises of rocket league cars chasings the ball)

    稱的上好遊戲了

  • what is this?

    *完全征服*

  • ohHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(Horrible screaming part 1)

    等等

  • AHh

    *完全征服*

  • (Horrible screaming part 2 begins)

    這三小

  • (zooms into mole)

    哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦*超長叫聲*

  • (Disk error screaming)

  • (Again!)

    哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦*超長叫聲again*

  • This game came out, literally on the same date as Fallout, Fallout 3 I think.

    *沒了??*

  • So pretty much, Everyone ignored it

    *算了 請繼續*

  • It was also at a time where this type of games

    哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦*再叫一波*

  • were oversaturated but now Jesus Christ himself

    這遊戲

  • came down from the sky and said

    幾乎跟[異塵餘生]同時出

  • "Hey, you know what, aahHh, this game,

    感覺是[異塵餘生3]...(2008年...) ([完全征服]是2010年出的喔)

  • *more stuttering*you can have it on PC"

    基本上 大家都忽略了它

  • uuuh

    當時也是這種遊戲...

  • what a lot of people actually DON'T know

    多到翻的時候(´・ω・`)

  • is that this game is a uh- a mod

    但現在 耶穌本人

  • for an older game -uuh minecraft

    從天堂降臨

  • made by Notch back in 2011

    說...

  • this is just a texture pack, really

    "我跟你說喔"

  • and I- I think if you pay close attention

    (?)

  • you can- you can see this in the gameplay

    "這遊戲..."

  • *robot whirring sounds*

    (?)

  • a lot of people also don't realise this game is just like "The Search"

    "你可以用PC玩喔(°∀゚)

  • *laughing* []

    所以我們要玩這個

  • aW

    哦...

  • I fucking meta myself with a joke

    很多人其實不知道

  • female voice:"Sam! how's the view on your monitor" Male voice: "Looking good. The scenery's a little bland tho"

    這遊戲是一個模組

  • Sam is not a copy of Solid Snake

    給一個老一點的遊戲 minecraft的

  • ehh

    在2011年為Notch所創造

  • it's a common misconception

    這只是個材質包 真的

  • he's actually a copy of Sam from minecraft

    如果你仔細注意

  • you know that generic minecraft character

    你就...

  • THAT'S who he's taken from

    你就能在實況中見證

  • alright here we go

    還有很多人沒意識到這遊戲很像[被遺棄的孩子]

  • actual gameplay

    *笑*

  • so the beauty of Vanquish is the sliding option

  • with the slowing down option

    我用一個笑話把自己進化惹...

  • it's-it's sexy as fuck

    *Sam!!!你那邊的螢幕怎麼樣?* 我用一個笑話把自己進化惹...

  • youuuuu've just gotta slide down

    *Sam!!!你那邊的螢幕怎麼樣?*

  • and watch out for carpet burns

    *還不錯 畫面有點淡就是了...*

  • ah fuck

    Sam才不是Solid Snake([潛龍諜影]角色)的翻版

  • this is how it's done

    ㄜ...

  • that's what i'm talking about

    這是個常見的誤解

  • hELL YEAH

    他其實是minecraft裡那個Sam的翻版

  • *voice cracking* hELL YEAH MAN

    知道嗎

  • [quietly] oh i can't hit that one

    通用的minecraft角色??

  • sliiiiiiiiidin'

    這才是他抄襲的人

  • FUCK yeah, this game is badass

    好我們來吧

  • what is even happening

    遊戲實況

  • are those *burps* [you are disgusting pewds]

    所以滑動選項是這遊戲的美麗之處

  • are those space lobsters

    還有放慢的選項呢

  • aw hell yeah!

    這...這超性感的

  • space

    你只要往下滑

  • finally...a-a science fiction i can get behind

    然後小心不要擦傷(都有火花惹...)

  • alright it's time to sLIIde babYY

    阿幹(´・ω・`)

  • yeaHHH BOY

    就是這樣啦

  • oh god, oh sh, oh oh fuck, wrong door

    這才像話嘛

  • i'm sorry

    讚啦!!(・∀・)

  • Slide, shoot and papa's got a brand new bag!

    (破)太讚啦 兄弟

  • Ye..Yeah Boy!

    喔我打不到那個

  • Thats what I am fuckin talking about.

    滑阿~~。。。(ノ・∀・)ノ

  • I love

    讚啦 這遊戲超猛的

  • Its so impressing with it

    到底發生什麼事啦

  • Impressing about what you can do with minecraft.

    那些...

  • The modern community has really has done a great job

    *嗝*

  • Well here's the real question

    那些是外星龍蝦嘛

  • Can we slide upstairs?

    喔讚啦!!

  • Ohhh maaaa goooooooooood

    外星

  • hehehehehe

    終於...有一個我跟得上的科幻故事了

  • Sliding Stairs!

    好喔 是時候來滑惹

  • Finally a good game.

    寶貝們!!

  • I waited soooo long

    對啦老兄

  • Thank you

    天啊

  • Keep sliding..

    糟惹

  • Keep sliding...

    不妙(゚д゚;)

  • Yeaaaahhhh Boyyyy!!

    走錯門了

  • Now thats what I'm talkin about.

    抱歉嘛(´・ω・`)

  • {Evil laugh}

    滑下去~

  • Yess

    射爆他~~

  • Minecraft is the best game

    藍厚...

  • Game of the year

    爸爸有個新包包惹

  • [game cutscene] Sam: Burns, I need some backup.

    對啦 老兄!

  • Pewds: I like that his name is burns.

    這樣才真的像話嘛

  • Burns: Franklin. Rios. You two escort Sam.

    我超愛...

  • Burns: Everyone else provide cover

    這非常令人印象深刻

  • Ironically I should be called burns

    能把minecraft弄到這種程度

  • For all the carpet burns I m getting haha.

    現代社會真的運作得很好

  • {more laughing} [Airhorn SFX]

    現在問題來了

  • ahahahhhahaha

    我們可以往上滑嘛??

  • Burns:I think Im gonna need a bigger gun.

    我滴天鵝啊~~

  • Hell yea Santa Claus! Oh my god

    *笑*

  • Is that a giant enemy crab?

    滑樓梯!

  • So here's this giant enemy crab.

    終於阿 一個好遊戲

  • Oh my god is that her underwear?

    我等了超久的

  • Hey,why did you go to military?

    謝謝!

  • Oh don't worry about it...

    繼續滑

  • Just ehh break dance

    快滑喔

  • I just had a break dance class.

    對啦 老兄!!

  • There ya go

    這樣才對啦

  • Stupid Russians!

    *笑*

  • ehhehh [russian flag flys in blackground] Ohh my god I take it back

    對啦

  • I'm sorry, I'm sorry

    Minecraft是最棒的遊戲

  • Jeez

    年度最佳遊戲

  • Ultimate breakdance

    *Burns,我需要後援*

  • Dodge everything

    我很喜歡他的名字 Burns *Franklin,Rios 護衛Sam*

  • can't hit this?

    *Franklin,Rios 護衛Sam*

  • Oh my ****ing god!

    *其他人提供掩護*

  • Its megatron. What are you doin here?

    諷刺的是我才應該叫Burns

  • Ahhh jeeez

    因為我有一大堆燒擦傷 (Burn有燃燒的意思)

  • Jesus christ!

    哈哈哈哈哈哈*喇叭聲*

  • I think that what a lot of people don't realize is that this is an actual representation....

    哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

  • Of when trump is down with his presidency.

    哈哈哈

  • and I'm okay with that [laughs]

    哈哈哈哈

  • Woah!Its happening

    哈哈哈哈哈

  • What the **** is this?

    (花惹發)

  • What the **** was that?

    *我想我需要更大的槍*

  • How do I do that again?

    對啦聖誕老人!

  • Got em' Hell yeah!

    天鵝啊OAO

  • Yeahhh boyyy!

    那是巨大螃蟹敵人嗎??

  • buhhhhh

    *所以這就是巨大螃蟹敵人*

  • He's dodging.

    天啊這是她的捏褲嗎(==)

  • Woahhh ah hahhaha {Laughs}

    嘿 為什麼你要來從軍阿

  • That's what I'm fuckin talkin about!

    喔不用擔心啦...

  • Hell yeah man

    只是來...

  • That was fucking awesome

    跳霹靂舞而已

  • Ehhh sliding into your dm's ehehehhh

    我上了霹靂舞課程

  • aw aw aw aw aw f**k aw aw aw

    這樣就對了

  • Dont worry about it.dont worry bout it

    笨俄國人!!!

  • Sliding!!

    喔天啊他反擊了

  • Wooooahh huhhu

    抱歉 對不起啦(゚Д゚;)

  • This game is just like gears of war!

    老天!!

  • I mean dark souls

    極限霹靂舞

  • Is this a nipple electrifying device?

    閃掉所有東西

  • Should I stop or...

    打不到嗎??(・∀・)

  • {laughs}

    我的老天啊

  • He made a reference "Ebay"

    是密卡登欸 你在這裡幹嘛??

  • What the **** is this game?

    噢喔

  • ohhh maan

    老天爺啊

  • Hell yeah

    我覺得很多人沒意識到這遊戲是在描述...

  • If anyone understands what is happening let me know.

    川普下台後的情形

  • Ahhh shit

    我還能接受啦

  • Wait, I finished a mission?

    喔 發生什麼事了

  • I just died. wtf

    三小鬼東西??

  • I gotta say this game is fucking glorious to play on pc

    到底是什麼啦

  • I can finally see santa's butt in hd

    我要怎麼再做一次??

  • This is what I've been waiting for

    懂了!嘿啦

  • Isnt that right santa

    對啦 老兄

  • **** u bitch. Shut the **** up bitch I'd love to **** at you.

    阿~~~

  • Fuck yeah!!

    繼續躲阿

  • Im playing my favourite disco song for them!

    喔~!!

  • {Disco song in background}. I cant stop dancing.

    *笑*

  • Take this!!!

    這就是我在說的啦

  • oooh sh**

    讚啦 兄弟

  • aahh

    那真的超屌的

  • Its wall-e!

    滑進你的DM啦!!

  • Its wall-e on steroids what the **** happened?

    *笑*

  • Visual footage of when me and Marzia...

    *跳針*

  • Ohh what was that {music plays}

    別擔心 大家別緊張

  • Oh shi...Oh no..Oh no..

    滑阿!!

  • Oh jesus

    屋喔齁齁

  • Im sorry Im sorry

    這遊戲還真像[戰爭機器]呢!

  • Im sorry

    我是指[黑暗靈魂]!!

  • Im sorry buddy

    這是奶頭電療服務嗎(?)

  • Ohhhhh dick thing!!

    我應該停止它還是...

  • Yeah! uh..

    *我想那下電擊治好了我肩膀上的壓力*

  • Oh shit

    *笑*

  • Its Jackspedice

    *笑* *希望你能在Ebay上買到那種東西囉*

  • [Russian national anthem]

    他有考慮Ebay欸

  • Shit his Irish titties are super strong

    這遊戲#^&$^%什麼啦

  • Oaa Ohh ohh

    天啊

  • Oaaa ohhh ohhhh oaaaa

    太棒了

  • Just like jerksaw {What?}

    如果有人知道發生什麼事請告訴我

  • Hell yeah

    喔靠

  • Its piston time!

    等等 我完成任務了??

  • Well, well, well clap it up everyone

    我死了 花惹發(´д`)

  • For Vanquish....

    我必須說這遊戲在電腦上玩真是太美了

  • Sponsor...Sponsored video ehhhhh

    我終於能用高畫質欣賞聖誕老人的屁屁了

  • If you guys enjoyed, that's a little preview of vanquish.

    這就是我一直在等的

  • I think its a really fun action tough game if you're into that sh**

    是不是阿聖誕老人??

  • check it out and...

    *X拎娘 婊子 XX閉嘴 臭婊*(惱羞)

  • and as always..

    *再不閉嘴我就一拳灌爆你*

  • Sister...Sister fist!

    *小孬孬 欸*

  • [New Wiki how video]:How to treat carpet burns.

    讚啦!!

  • Narrator: Wash your hands then clean the wound with warm water.

    我在播我最愛的Disco音樂

  • Narrator: Take a soft cloth, an antibacterial soap and disinfect the wound with hydrogen peroxide.

    *配樂*

  • [youtube comment] Dude just play a video game! Jesus.

    我無法克制我跳舞的慾望阿

  • Subtitles by Deck of king.Thanks for watching!

    吃我這招!!

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