Pewds, if you're running out of ideas just play a game

*至少玩個蠢遊戲或什麼嘛!!!*

Stop posting boring shit like this!! Start posting good stuff

*Pewds如果你點子用光了就乾脆去玩個遊戲就好*

Play the new south park game

*不要再PO這些無聊爛東西了*

or a COD game

*上傳一些好的吧*

or go skydiving (ew) just stop posting boring shit!!!

*玩新的南方四賤客遊戲*

Pls poods stop making yourself a fool and play a game

閉嘴!! *或決戰時刻*

dude just play a video game, jesus!

*或決戰時刻*

plAY A GAmE

*阿不然去跳傘 不要再PO這麼無聊的鬼東西了*

why doesn't he just like play a long game until he has an idea

*拜託poods不要讓你看起來像個智障 玩個遊戲吧*

SHuT uP

*兄弟 玩個電玩就好啦 天鵝啊*

shUt Up

*玩遊戲!!!*

ThE REasON I'm NOt PLAyiNG anY GAmeS

*為什麼他不玩個很長的遊戲 到他想到點子就好*

is cause there's no such thing

惦惦!

as a good game

閉嘴啦(`A´)

(guitar song plays as rocket league gameplay is showed in the background)

我不再玩任何遊戲的原因

wait a minute

是因為已經沒有東西...

(loud screeching noises of rocket league cars chasings the ball)

稱的上好遊戲了

what is this?

*完全征服*

ohHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(Horrible screaming part 1)

等等

AHh

*完全征服*

(Horrible screaming part 2 begins)

這三小

(zooms into mole)

哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦*超長叫聲*

(Disk error screaming)

啊

(Again!)

哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦*超長叫聲again*

This game came out, literally on the same date as Fallout, Fallout 3 I think.

*沒了??*

So pretty much, Everyone ignored it

*算了 請繼續*

It was also at a time where this type of games

哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦*再叫一波*

were oversaturated but now Jesus Christ himself

這遊戲

came down from the sky and said

幾乎跟[異塵餘生]同時出

"Hey, you know what, aahHh, this game,

感覺是[異塵餘生3]...(2008年...) ([完全征服]是2010年出的喔)

*more stuttering*you can have it on PC"

基本上 大家都忽略了它

uuuh

當時也是這種遊戲...

what a lot of people actually DON'T know

多到翻的時候(´･ω･`)

is that this game is a uh- a mod

但現在 耶穌本人

for an older game -uuh minecraft

從天堂降臨

made by Notch back in 2011

說...

this is just a texture pack, really

"我跟你說喔"

and I- I think if you pay close attention

(?)

you can- you can see this in the gameplay

"這遊戲..."

*robot whirring sounds*

(?)

a lot of people also don't realise this game is just like "The Search"

"你可以用PC玩喔(°∀ﾟ)

*laughing* []

所以我們要玩這個

aW

哦...

I fucking meta myself with a joke

很多人其實不知道

female voice:"Sam! how's the view on your monitor" Male voice: "Looking good. The scenery's a little bland tho"

這遊戲是一個模組

Sam is not a copy of Solid Snake

給一個老一點的遊戲 minecraft的

ehh

在2011年為Notch所創造

it's a common misconception

這只是個材質包 真的

he's actually a copy of Sam from minecraft

如果你仔細注意

you know that generic minecraft character

你就...

THAT'S who he's taken from

你就能在實況中見證

alright here we go

還有很多人沒意識到這遊戲很像[被遺棄的孩子]

actual gameplay

*笑*

so the beauty of Vanquish is the sliding option

喔

with the slowing down option

我用一個笑話把自己進化惹...

it's-it's sexy as fuck

*Sam!!!你那邊的螢幕怎麼樣?* 我用一個笑話把自己進化惹...

youuuuu've just gotta slide down

*Sam!!!你那邊的螢幕怎麼樣?*

and watch out for carpet burns

*還不錯 畫面有點淡就是了...*

ah fuck

Sam才不是Solid Snake([潛龍諜影]角色)的翻版

this is how it's done

ㄜ...

that's what i'm talking about

這是個常見的誤解

hELL YEAH

他其實是minecraft裡那個Sam的翻版

*voice cracking* hELL YEAH MAN

知道嗎

[quietly] oh i can't hit that one

通用的minecraft角色??

sliiiiiiiiidin'

這才是他抄襲的人

FUCK yeah, this game is badass

好我們來吧

what is even happening

遊戲實況

are those *burps* [you are disgusting pewds]

所以滑動選項是這遊戲的美麗之處

are those space lobsters

還有放慢的選項呢

aw hell yeah!

這...這超性感的

space

你只要往下滑

finally...a-a science fiction i can get behind

然後小心不要擦傷(都有火花惹...)

alright it's time to sLIIde babYY

阿幹(´･ω･`)

yeaHHH BOY

就是這樣啦

oh god, oh sh, oh oh fuck, wrong door

這才像話嘛

i'm sorry

讚啦!!(・∀・)

Slide, shoot and papa's got a brand new bag!

(破)太讚啦 兄弟

Ye..Yeah Boy!

喔我打不到那個

Thats what I am fuckin talking about.

滑阿~~。。。(ノ・∀・)ノ

I love

讚啦 這遊戲超猛的

Its so impressing with it

到底發生什麼事啦

Impressing about what you can do with minecraft.

那些...

The modern community has really has done a great job

*嗝*

Well here's the real question

那些是外星龍蝦嘛

Can we slide upstairs?

喔讚啦!!

Ohhh maaaa goooooooooood

外星

hehehehehe

終於...有一個我跟得上的科幻故事了

Sliding Stairs!

好喔 是時候來滑惹

Finally a good game.

寶貝們!!

I waited soooo long

對啦老兄

Thank you

天啊

Keep sliding..

糟惹

Keep sliding...

不妙(ﾟдﾟ;)

Yeaaaahhhh Boyyyy!!

走錯門了

Now thats what I'm talkin about.

抱歉嘛(´･ω･`)

{Evil laugh}

滑下去~

Yess

射爆他~~

Minecraft is the best game

藍厚...

Game of the year

爸爸有個新包包惹

[game cutscene] Sam: Burns, I need some backup.

對啦 老兄!

Pewds: I like that his name is burns.

這樣才真的像話嘛

Burns: Franklin. Rios. You two escort Sam.

我超愛...

Burns: Everyone else provide cover

這非常令人印象深刻

Ironically I should be called burns

能把minecraft弄到這種程度

For all the carpet burns I m getting haha.

現代社會真的運作得很好

{more laughing} [Airhorn SFX]

現在問題來了

ahahahhhahaha

我們可以往上滑嘛??

Burns:I think Im gonna need a bigger gun.

我滴天鵝啊~~

Hell yea Santa Claus! Oh my god

*笑*

Is that a giant enemy crab?

滑樓梯!

So here's this giant enemy crab.

終於阿 一個好遊戲

Oh my god is that her underwear?

我等了超久的

Hey,why did you go to military?

謝謝!

Oh don't worry about it...

繼續滑

Just ehh break dance

快滑喔

I just had a break dance class.

對啦 老兄!!

There ya go

這樣才對啦

Stupid Russians!

*笑*

ehhehh [russian flag flys in blackground] Ohh my god I take it back

對啦

I'm sorry, I'm sorry

Minecraft是最棒的遊戲

Jeez

年度最佳遊戲

Ultimate breakdance

*Burns,我需要後援*

Dodge everything

我很喜歡他的名字 Burns *Franklin,Rios 護衛Sam*

can't hit this?

*Franklin,Rios 護衛Sam*

Oh my ****ing god!

*其他人提供掩護*

Its megatron. What are you doin here?

諷刺的是我才應該叫Burns

Ahhh jeeez

因為我有一大堆燒擦傷 (Burn有燃燒的意思)

Jesus christ!

哈哈哈哈哈哈*喇叭聲*

I think that what a lot of people don't realize is that this is an actual representation....

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

Of when trump is down with his presidency.

哈哈哈

and I'm okay with that [laughs]

哈哈哈哈

Woah!Its happening

哈哈哈哈哈

What the **** is this?

(花惹發)

What the **** was that?

*我想我需要更大的槍*

How do I do that again?

對啦聖誕老人!

Got em' Hell yeah!

天鵝啊OAO

Yeahhh boyyy!

那是巨大螃蟹敵人嗎??

buhhhhh

*所以這就是巨大螃蟹敵人*

He's dodging.

天啊這是她的捏褲嗎(==)

Woahhh ah hahhaha {Laughs}

嘿 為什麼你要來從軍阿

That's what I'm fuckin talkin about!

喔不用擔心啦...

Hell yeah man

只是來...

That was fucking awesome

跳霹靂舞而已

Ehhh sliding into your dm's ehehehhh

我上了霹靂舞課程

aw aw aw aw aw f**k aw aw aw

這樣就對了

Dont worry about it.dont worry bout it

笨俄國人!!!

Sliding!!

喔天啊他反擊了

Wooooahh huhhu

抱歉 對不起啦(ﾟДﾟ;)

This game is just like gears of war!

老天!!

I mean dark souls

極限霹靂舞

Is this a nipple electrifying device?

閃掉所有東西

Should I stop or...

打不到嗎??(・∀・)

{laughs}

我的老天啊

He made a reference "Ebay"

是密卡登欸 你在這裡幹嘛??

What the **** is this game?

噢喔

ohhh maan

老天爺啊

Hell yeah

我覺得很多人沒意識到這遊戲是在描述...

If anyone understands what is happening let me know.

川普下台後的情形

Ahhh shit

我還能接受啦

Wait, I finished a mission?

喔 發生什麼事了

I just died. wtf

三小鬼東西??

I gotta say this game is fucking glorious to play on pc

到底是什麼啦

I can finally see santa's butt in hd

我要怎麼再做一次??

This is what I've been waiting for

懂了!嘿啦

Isnt that right santa

對啦 老兄

**** u bitch. Shut the **** up bitch I'd love to **** at you.

阿~~~

Fuck yeah!!

繼續躲阿

Im playing my favourite disco song for them!

喔~!!

{Disco song in background}. I cant stop dancing.

*笑*

Take this!!!

這就是我在說的啦

oooh sh**

讚啦 兄弟

aahh

那真的超屌的

Its wall-e!

滑進你的DM啦!!

Its wall-e on steroids what the **** happened?

*笑*

Visual footage of when me and Marzia...

*跳針*

Ohh what was that {music plays}

別擔心 大家別緊張

Oh shi...Oh no..Oh no..

滑阿!!

Oh jesus

屋喔齁齁

Im sorry Im sorry

這遊戲還真像[戰爭機器]呢!

Im sorry

我是指[黑暗靈魂]!!

Im sorry buddy

這是奶頭電療服務嗎(?)

Ohhhhh dick thing!!

我應該停止它還是...

Yeah! uh..

*我想那下電擊治好了我肩膀上的壓力*

Oh shit

*笑*

Its Jackspedice

*笑* *希望你能在Ebay上買到那種東西囉*

[Russian national anthem]

他有考慮Ebay欸

Shit his Irish titties are super strong

這遊戲#^&$^%什麼啦

Oaa Ohh ohh

天啊

Oaaa ohhh ohhhh oaaaa

太棒了

Just like jerksaw {What?}

如果有人知道發生什麼事請告訴我

Hell yeah

喔靠

Its piston time!

等等 我完成任務了??

Well, well, well clap it up everyone

我死了 花惹發(´д`)

For Vanquish....

我必須說這遊戲在電腦上玩真是太美了

Sponsor...Sponsored video ehhhhh

我終於能用高畫質欣賞聖誕老人的屁屁了

If you guys enjoyed, that's a little preview of vanquish.

這就是我一直在等的

I think its a really fun action tough game if you're into that sh**

是不是阿聖誕老人??

check it out and...

*X拎娘 婊子 XX閉嘴 臭婊*(惱羞)

and as always..

*再不閉嘴我就一拳灌爆你*

Sister...Sister fist!

*小孬孬 欸*

[New Wiki how video]:How to treat carpet burns.

讚啦!!

Narrator: Wash your hands then clean the wound with warm water.

我在播我最愛的Disco音樂

Narrator: Take a soft cloth, an antibacterial soap and disinfect the wound with hydrogen peroxide.

*配樂*

[youtube comment] Dude just play a video game! Jesus.

我無法克制我跳舞的慾望阿

Subtitles by Deck of king.Thanks for watching!

吃我這招!!