He's running out of ideas

他的主意都用光了

"Oh it's so obvious PewDiePie is running out of fresh ideas!"

很明顯的 PEWDIEPIE把新主意都用完了

Oh yeah?!

喔是嗎??!!

Well there is one--

嗯...還有一... 我還有一張牌

I still got one card

還剩一張牌可以打

One card left to play

在全YOUTUBE裡 最絕望的牌

The most desperate card

"問我任何事 #問問pewds 每回答一個問題將會刪除一部快樂輪子影片"

In ALL of YouTube!

我從沒想過我會陷的那麼深

*beautiful music :D*

感覺真噁心

I never thought I would sink this low.

這次還有什麼釣魚標題可以用??

I'm disgusted

只要問我任何事

What kind of clickbait

"POODIEPIE有吸毒嗎??"

title could we put on this one?

現在那是這影片的標題了,各位

*stutters*

那是這影片的標題...

just "Ask me Anything"

喔!你注意到了... 我們工作室今天有一些來賓

"Does PoodiPie do Drugs?"

掌聲鼓勵,各位!!

That's the title of the video now everyone

我們有Emma Blackery

That's the title...

巨大的Black...

...of the video

我們有cinnamontoastken,各位!!

OH! You noticed uh we have some guests in the studio today

還有...別忘了我們的特別來賓

*Claps to non-existent cardboard cutouts*

markiplier

Clap it up everyone

真實...真實大小

We have your mama!1!1!

我說的是他屌的尺寸...

Giant black-- *decides not to continue*

我也在這裡!

We have Cinnamoooon!.... Toast Ken everybody.

不,我不會再補上Ainsley 他媽的閉嘴!

And... Let's not forget, our special guest,

我們應該把這美...放在哪裡?? 看看他多美

Maaaaaaaaaaaaarkiplier.

拜託,Felix 別把我放在天花板

*crickets chirping*

閉嘴,Felix 你要去他媽的天花板!!

Accurate- accurate size *laughs*

我沒有任何問題 只想要你刪除一個快樂輪子影片

*whispers* I'm talking about his penis

搞什麼,老兄?!

We also have ME here!

搞什麼??!!

No, I'm not compensating for Ainsley. Shut the fuck up!

當你盡全力...

Where should we put this beau- look how beautiful he is.

我覺得我們需要一些悲傷的音樂 因為...

Cardboard Felix- Please, Felix, don't put me in the ceiling

我們要刪哪一部...好吧,第53集 會...會不錯的,兄弟,你出局了

Shut up Felix! You're going in the fucking ceiling!

你出局了!!

He ha he hleee ha hleee :P

好的,下一題

I don't have any questions just want you to delete a happy wheels video

下一題還來自Bred,我的編輯之一 *非常吸引人的天才編輯*

What the hell man!?

你可以放我的家人走嗎?? 我工作夠努力了

What the HELL!

我把這一題留給...gaymode團隊

*scary noise*

"不幸的,Brad的家人受苦於斯德哥爾摩症候群 希望跟Felix永遠在一起"

*horribly sings*When you try your best...

好吧!好吧!好吧!Brad 看起來你的家人...

I feel like we need some sad music for this, cause...

選擇跟我待的久一點

*Sad Music* Which one should we go with uh.... Alright, uh, episode 53.It's been uh, it's been good buddy.... You're out.

抱歉... "請報警"

You're out!

好的,第60集,你出局了

Alright, next question

在這世上的人中 為什麼你選擇我放在你的背景

Next question comes from Brad, one of my editors

等等...

Will you let my family go, I've worked hard enough

Ainsley Harriott??

I'll leave this one, to the gaymode.. team

等等,這是真的??

*Robot voice* Unfortunately, Brad's family has suffered Stockholm syndrome and wish to stay with Felix forever.

你是真的Ainsley??!!

Well, well, well, Brad, it seems like your family

什麼...

*voice, getting higher* has choose stay with me a little longer

但是他...

Sorry :(

他已經死...

*sad music*Alright, episode 60, you're out

Ainsley...是真的...人??

Out of all the people in the world, what made you choose me to be in your background?

無論如何,第41集... 會不錯的...會不錯的...

Wait...

下...一題

Ainsley Harriot?

下一題

*laughs*

"親我"

Wait is this real!?

Felix!

Is that the real Ainsley!!?

我不要用蜘蛛人式親法親你

What?

#問問Pewds

But he was-

粉碎或通過 : J·K·羅琳 (約炮用語,約或不約)

He was de-

呃...我要讓夥伴們解決這一題

Aaaaaahhhhh!

什麼??

Ainsley, is a real... person?

賣去當奴隸!!

Anyway, episode 41. It's been nice... it's been nice.

把那婊子賣去當奴隸!!

Next, quest-

說要把某人賣去當奴隸 真的很冒犯,Felix

Next question

你不了解她的歷史跟困境

Cardboard Felix- Kiss me

J·K·羅琳所經歷過的

Felix!

J·K·羅琳之前很窮

I'm not- I'm not gonna spiderman kiss you

然後她寫一些書

Ask Pewds

然後她變成一個 在推特上愛抱怨的婊子

Smash or pass:JK Rowling

你不了解她的苦境

Um...Gonna have to let the gang take care of that one

好的,肏,我一直忘記 我要刪除她媽的影片

What's that?

這不好玩... 為什麼我要想出這主意

Sell to slavery!

這對影片沒有任何好處

Sell! That, bitch to slavery!

哪一部...你們覺得要哪一部?? 我想是時候來刪早期影片之一了

It's really offensive to say, to sell someone to slavery, Felix

某些人,在某處,現在 就像是就職典禮的"川普女士"一樣

You don't understand the history and the struggles

在我刪除這些影片的時候

That JK Rowling went through

不!!!!!!

JK Rowling used to be very poor

再會了,第11集

And then she wrote some books

你可以重現"龍虎少年隊:童顏巨捕"裡的 "我的名字叫Jeff"場景嗎??

Then she became a whiny bitch on twitter

不要

You don't understand her struggle

不要,我才不要做 我看起來像什麼??某種...婊子??

Alright, shit, I keep forgetting I have to delete a fucking video

我有練習 我有練這個很多次

Like it's not funny. Why did I come up with this idea?

我的名字...

*laughs*

叫Jeff!!!!!!!!!!!!

There's not any value to the video

我得刪...

Which one, uh, which one do you think? I think it's time for like one of the earlier ones

刪除另一部影片

Someone, somewhere, right now, is going like that Trump lady at the inauguration.

為什麼沒有人愛我??

About me deleting these videos

因為你戴著希特勒眼鏡

Noooooooooooo!

你戴的不是法西斯眼鏡

Goodbye, episode 11

好嗎??你知道... 你知道你有點年輕,但是...

*sad music*

但是你必須別再這樣做了

Can you re-enact the "my name jeff" scene from 22 jump street?

因為這就是為什麼沒人愛你

No

你什麼時候要看真·史詩般的愛情故事:HoshiPie (註:Hoshi為韓男團Seventeen成員之一)

No, I'm not going to do that. What do look like? Some sort of whore?

究竟這是啥??

*claps*

你們真的是很奇怪

I've been practicing. I've been practicing a lot for this.

你們真的是很會編輯

*awkward laugh*

我很欣賞妳

My name, uh

謝謝妳,真不錯

*High pitch, RIP headphone users*Jeff!

現在我終於有一些打槍素材了

I have to dele-

我已經用光素材一段時間了

Delete another video

我猜現在我們要 刪除其他的影片了

Why does no one love me?

天哪...天殺的...

*sad music*

31

Because you're wearing Hitler glasses

21

There, *stutters*

那是個...那是個網路梗??

You're wearing not fascist glasses

那是個網路梗,對吧?? 那是個網路梗

Okay? Know you're- you know you're a bit young, but, uh...

你覺得Phil Lester值得更多的賞識嗎??

But, you need to not do that

呃...不,我覺得他有點被高估了

Cause that's why no one loves you

呃...我想說的是... 我更像是Dan的男人

When will you watch the true epic love story that is HoshiPie

如果你知道我的意思

What is this, exactly?

再會

*sexy music*

第17集

You guys are fucking weird

你們要2012年的PEWDIEPIE回來?? 那我要2012年的YOUTUBE回來,好嗎?!

You guys are good at editing

那更好

And I appreciate you

告訴他們,Ainsley...

Than- Thank you, very nice

為什麼Emma Blackery...

Now I finally have some fapping material

這麼大??

I've been- been running out for awhile

這裡發生了什麼事??

Guess now we have to delete another fucking video

我不懂

*inaudible muttering*

Emma,妳有什麼想說的嗎??

31

這是我們第一次在這頻道合作

21!

妳想要說些什麼?

Is that a... is that a meme?

"你是gay"

Is that a meme right? That's a meme.

我是gay??

Do you think Phil Lester deserves more appreciation

真厭煩要刪除這些東西

Uh... No, I think he's a little overrated

為什麼我...

I, uh, would like to say, uh, that I'm more of a Dan man.

為什麼我還在這裡??

If you know what I mean

這一部有四百萬觀看

Goodbye

人生不公平

Episode seven-

人生不公平

You guys want 2012 pewdiepie back?Yeah, well I want 2012 Youtube back! Okay?

你什麼時候要殺了你自己?

So much better

另一部快樂輪子影片

Tell em Ainsley, oh....

不,不要是第3集...

*sad music*

不要是第3集!

Why is Emma Blackery...

#問問pewds 讀這個然後立刻死去

So big?

Yes!

Like what happened here?

Yes!

I don't understand.

我發光發熱的時刻

Emma, do you have anything to say, to uh...

終於啊!

This is the first time we collab on this channel

我掌管了這他媽甲甲屁股的頻道

What, what would you like to say?

你是阿道夫·希特勒的轉世??

Carboard Emma- You're gay

我沒有... 我沒(德文)有...

I'm gay?

承認或否認(德文)

Wow!

第10集

*sigh* So sick of deleting these fucking things

再會

Like why did I...

你有在出名後錯過生命中簡單些的事?

Why am I still here?

老實說沒有什麼不同

Like this one fucking had four million views

如果你追蹤我一整...一整天

*burp*

我想你會了解我...

Life's not fair!

我...

Life's not fair!

我幾乎做你在做的事

When will you kill yourself?

我幾乎是一樣的,你知道嗎?

Another happy wheels video

我想你實際上會震驚於 我幕後的生活有多麼無聊

*laughs*

我只有每天吸幾磅的古柯鹼而已

No, not episode three!

只有幾個妓女

Not episode THREE!

五個或六個

Ask pewds, read this to die instantly

每個晚上,還有...

*dies*

還有那是另一集的快樂輪子

*sad music*

你是否喜歡跟marza做愛 或是你想生個孩子

Yes!

我想那就是他們想要的

YEESSS!

嗯,那是另一集的快樂輪子

My time to shine!

那真是...多謝了,謝謝 感謝於很棒的問題

Finally!

沒打算生任何小孩

I'm taking over this fucking gay ass channel man!

不,我不要

Are you the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler?

"在我遇到你之前,我過得很好"

I can neither.. I can nein-ther

"我喝太多,那是個問題"

*laughs*

"但我還行"

Confirm or de-nein

"什麼?!"

*claps*

"你跟你朋友說,很高興認識他們 但我希望再也不要見到他們了"

*sad music*

"我知道那傷了你的心" 那真酷!!

Episode ten

"開一台拋錨的車搬去城市"

Goodbye!

那真他媽酷!

Do you miss simpler things in life after gaining huge popularity?

"四年了,沒有來電"

It's honestly not that different

那一定要花很多時間! "現在你在旅館酒吧看起來很漂亮"

If you follow me throughout the, throughout an entire day

"我...我...我...我..."

I think you'll realize that I

你可以跟Slippy慢舞嗎?

I'm

我好怕,我太怕了 我無法...

I'm pretty much doing whatever you doing

然後又是另一集快樂輪子

I'm, I'm pretty much the same. You know?

好的,最終問題

I think you'd actually be pretty overwhelmed how boring my life actually is behind the scenes.

你能做後空翻嗎??

Uh...

不能

I only snort a couple pounds of cocaine every day

現在我們為所有 逝去的快樂輪子影片默哀

Only a couple hookers

好的,如果你喜歡這影片,留個讚

five or six

如果你做了,呃...

Every night, and, uh...

Ken...

And that's another Happy Wheels video

他會做一些好玩的...

Do you lovee make sex with marza or no or are you thinking to bring BABBBYYYY!

如果你現在點讚,就可以看到 某些好玩的事會發生

I imagine that's how they wanted it.

任何時刻

Well, that's another Happy Wheels video

任何時刻

That was.. thank you for that. Thank you, appreciate the great question

任何時刻

Uh, not thinking to bring any babies

翻譯,時間軸:蝶野智子 John

No, I- I do not

*Pewdiepie editied singing chainsmokers music* I was doing just fine before I met you

*music* I drank to much and that's an issue

*music* But I'm okay

*music*What!

*music*

*music* Hey!

*music* You tell your friends it was nice to meet them, but I hope I never see them again

*music*

Pewdiepie speaking over music- That's cool! *Music* I know it breaks your heart

*music* moved to a city in a broke down car

Pewdiepie over music- That's really fucking cool *Music* And

*music* Four years, no calls

Pewdiepie speaking over music- That must have taken for fucking forever *music*And now you looking pretty in a hotel bar

*music* I-I-I-I-I

Can you slow dance with Slippy?

*music*

I'm scared! I'm too scared, I can't!

And that's another Happy Wheels!

Alright, and final question

Can you do a backflip?

No

Now we're going to have a silent moment. For all the lost...

Happy wheels videos

*Sad Music*

Alright then, so leave a like if you enjoyed this video

If you did, ummmm....

Ken!

Is going to do something really funny

If you click- click it right now and see something really funny is going to happen

Any moment

Any moment!

At any moment!