Damn, I'm excited today. One my favorite games this year, Little Nightmares, just came out with a DLC.

該死我今天好興奮啊,我今年最喜歡的遊戲之一 "小小夢魘" 出了DLC(附加內容 外傳)

I think it's this one.

我覺得是這個

Oh, God. I hope it's that one.

喔天啊 我希望是這個

I don't know, it came out of nowhere. It's early - the DLC is early. I repeat everyone.

我不知道啦 它就醬突然出現 這DLC好像有點早

ohhhhh

重複一次啊各位

Such a nice surprise. This is definitely it. What? Who are you?

喔喔喔喔!!!!!(ﾟДﾟ;)

Wow, why does your head look like a meatball. You look delicious.

好棒的驚喜啊!這一定就是了 什麼?你是誰??

How did we end up here? Oh, I'm drowning. Uh-oh.

哇為什麼你的頭看起來像肉丸?你看起來好好吃喔(XD)

Oh, we're at - that's - I remember this place

我們怎麼到這來的?喔我溺水了

This is where we met the enemy for the first time.

喔喔(´･ω･`;)

Oh, I'm so cute!

喔我們在*吸*這是...我記得這地方

So then - we're on the boat still then.

這是我們第一次遇到敵人的地方

We're playing as one of the ~*children*~

喔我好可愛(♥´∀`)

This is awesome. I'm so glad we're getting more content of this game!

所以...我們還在船上

Where do I go ?

我們正在玩其中一個小孩的角色

I forgot, I forgot about Teddy. Can I go back and get him? I forgot the controls. I've got everything come on. Okay great

這超讚的!我真的很開心我們有更多的遊戲內容可以玩!

Jeez is he gonna come and check on me. I best be going then

ㄜ...

Alright well this way it is there he is oh. He's he chasing the girl

我要去哪?

From the original that's funny. Oh

我...我忘記拿我的泰迪了 我可以回去拿嗎? 我忘了怎麼操作了 全忘得一乾二淨 不是吧

No, she died

好很好

I had this theory that this guy is a nice guy he just looks horrible

天啊他要來檢查了

Cause he never he never actually kills you he just captures you or whatever maybe just one of those clingy parents, you know

我最好趕快閃ᕕ( ･3･)ᕗ

Actually, you know you know what I'll take it back. He's horrible there you go. It's the boat

好的走這吧 這就對了

Whoop !

喔他在追那女孩嗎

luckily placed

原故事的那個?真棒!

Mattress we've been here as well.

喔...不她死了

Oh Shit, it's the slug. I know what those do

我有一個理論就是這傢伙其實是個好人 他只是長歪了

I will not say hi to you today mister

因為他...他都沒有真正的殺了你 他只是抓住你 也許他只是個直升機父母 你知道的

Giant black

其實...你...你知道嗎 我要收回我的話 他很可怕(´･ω･`)

Don't say penis, okay, cool

這就對了 就是那艘船

We've been there as well. This is weird. It's like we're playing behind the scenes

喔

ah there is a little Girl down there

幸運地降落在...床墊上??

????

我們也來過這裡欸

All right, we'll tip tap our way through

夭壽 是蛞蝓 我知道他們想幹嘛

If I remember how I grabbed stuff I need, no I need to jump down here

我今天才不會跟你打招呼勒...先生

okay, I see

巨大黑...

I complete.. I don't know which one I grab with and I know it's just such an important move

不要接"屌" 好喔

Here we go

我們也來過這裡 好奇怪喔 就像是在玩幕後場景一樣

We're gonna have to run back aren't we?

下面有一個小女孩欸

I have to remember which one I run on

喔夭壽

That's sneak you know, let... sorry

好喔 用輕快的腳步跑過去

Okay, Sprint, grab

如果我記得怎麼抓東西...我需要...

flashlight, crouch, okay

喔不我需要跳下去

Sorry now you don't have to hear me?

好 我懂惹

Keep going, I don't know the controls

我完全...我不知道哪個按鍵是用來抓的 我知道這很重要啦...

C'mon buddy there you go. Oh, God where do I hide here ?

這就對了

What a major fuckup !

我們要跑回去對不對

I thought for sure that would be covered in the middle. I just assumed that there would be. Great let's do that again

我要記得我跑上哪一個

What the fuck was that. All right here we go

要偷偷來 你知道的...讓...抱歉

I don't trust that bitch tho

好喔

I ain't trusting no bitches that be snitchin like snitches here we go come back here girl

衝刺

Where you going girl with three bag? I'm going to throw up cube into your fucking face come here

拿取

You want this Cube?

手電筒

You want to play Minecraft

蹲

This game is just like my real life come back here lady. Where'd you go?

好喔

I love this area. It's so cute

現在你就不必聽我...

Alright. I assume. We have to go back up here. There's no potato people left

繼續說..."我不知道遊戲操作啦"

I don't know why I'm doing this it's figured

來吧兄弟 對啦

great job Felix! end your life, Jesus Christ

天啊我該躲哪(慘惹)

Okay, I can just go here. It's fine. It's fine. I know what I'm doing

*見光死*(X1)

Professional gamer here look I have toilet paper. That's right. That's right. Thank you everyone toilet paper

好個大搞砸

Anyone need some I got you fam. What is she doing?

我以為中間一定有一個遮蔽物 就是假設一定會有...

Oh what a dick.. that's fine. I have toilet papers

太棒了...再過一次吧

Yeah, yeah

*摔死*(X2)

See I got you fam coming to get you girl. I don't know why I'm coming to get you

剛剛是怎樣啦ಠAಠ

But I'm gonna catch up that I was a joke everyone. Thank you. 10/10 all right let's grab this

好來吧

And let's go down nice, and easy. Where's she going?

我不怎麼信任那婊子就對了...

She's going in there in the hole. She's going in the hole come back here when it's safe to jump off now

我什麼婊子都不相信

I would assume. I'm fine. I'm fine

或是告密的抓耙仔(pewds在押韻)

It'd be funny if you started playing as the inside character, or some shit all of a sudden. Plot twist

這就對了 給我回來 女孩!

This game is Canon

女孩兒妳要去哪 我們要回去哪裡~~

Okay, I assume we have to go down there, but I also kind of want to check around

我要把方塊丟到妳的蠢臉上 過來啦

Okay, well let's just go

想要這方塊嗎

Whoop ! haha

想玩創世神嗎

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOA!!!!!!!!!!

這遊戲跟我的現實生活一樣

I'm fine

小姐回來喔 妳跑去哪了

Swim Swim Swim Swim swim I don't trust it, I don't trust the water. I don't trust the water

我愛這一區 敲口愛

I just don't trust the water get out of the water. Thank you. What the fuck

好 先假設我得回到這

What do I do here?

這裡沒有馬鈴薯人欸

Oh hell no, it's vibrating my controller is like non-stop

我不知道為什麼還要再做一次 我解過了阿

Vibration alright, we got it. We got to pull this

幹的好 Felix!你的人生也是 耶穌基督阿

Which I don't like even more

好 我可以走這邊 很好 很好!! 我知道我在幹嘛

Why is my controller freaking out?

專業玩家在此 看我有廁所衛生紙

it's like *Imitates vibration*

就是這樣

Jezz do you see it's my Scrotum. Look at it I'm vibrating like crazy

沒有綽啦

What is happening?

廁所衛生紙阿 謝謝大家

What is... Oh okay here we go?

有人需要嗎 我罩妳喔家人 她在幹嘛阿

I did it everyone let's just go through I don't want to check the background

喔真他X機掰人...沒差我有廁所衛生紙

Ah we get the flashlight, now we can use it

*拉籠子音效*

Cool which you use with B

*pewds你在幹嘛*

nice

看到沒 有我罩妳啦家人 女孩我要來找妳了

Nice, and cozy. Are you scared now? I bet you're scared. I never get scared so it's okay. Oh God. That's a giant slug thing

雖然不知道為什麼要找妳啦(´･ω･`)

all right, I would say hi, but

但我要*追*到妳 那是個笑話 謝謝 我給十分

I gonna go with "bye" this time thank you

好我們抓這個

Ok here we go yes, the we're going great

我們好好的下去吧 她要去哪裡

so far ZERO DEATH (2 deaths) Oh shit Jesus

她要去那裡 洞洞裡 她要進洞洞裡了 給我回來喔

fucking Christ you distracted me nearly got me killed boy.

什麼時候跳下去才安全...現在吧 我覺得

"Crouch" Yes, ah shi-

我很好 我很好

Nope coming from the ceiling not a problem. I saw that one. NO I got stuck in the pipe

如果是從[Inside]裡面的角色開始玩應該會很好笑

What the fuck ah?

就忽然間...超展開(･∀･)

It keeps vibrating. Oh now it stops. I thank God that was super annoying

這遊戲高能阿

Fucking hell. I got stuck in this stupid pipe

好...我覺得我應該下去那裡 但我有點想到處看看

Jesus Christ they're faster in the water

好吧 直接跳下去!

It's almost like they're water creatures or something

*跳*

Hey look at that. Yeah, oh, God. What do I do here? Oh?

*笑*

Yeah, boy. hell yeah mate that was fucking awesome man alright, so

嗚喔~~~~~~~

Aren't you gonna like?

我沒事

There you go, okay, whoa

游......我不信任它 我不信任這水

Oh God that does not sound nice. HA yeah

我才不相信這水呢

I did it zero death everyone (3 deaths) Thank you so much. Oh God, okay

我只是不相信水 快遠離水啦 謝謝

The fuck is this ?

三小啦!!

Oh God, I don't trust anything

我該怎麼做

Whoop oh God swim swim swim swim swim swim.....

喔不是吧 它在震動 我的搖桿在不停震動

What's happening here? What is this

好 我懂了 我們要拉它

okay,

我更不喜歡這樣

I don't know what this DLC is called I don't know what it's about. I just

為什麼我的搖桿嚇壞了

Just randomly saw it was available and then I'm like hell. Yeah. I'm just gonna get it

它就一直...*震動音效*

Oh God, okay. This is very dark. Give me my flashlight. I don't think I can

老天...看到沒這是我的懶趴 看我一直瘋狂震動(?)

AHHHH

現在是怎樣??

Piece of potato pie hell yeah

發生什...喔好吧我們走

Legit he looks like a meatball

我做到了 大家!我們直接走好了 我不想檢查背景了

Panera is your home Ikea is my city

阿我們拿到手電筒了 現在能用它了

Whoa that was deeper than I expected

酷!!按"B"啟動

I strongly feel like some sort of yep

讚啦

Okay, well this is great. This is where we die. There's chairs. There's chairs coming to kill me

讚又舒適 你現在會怕嗎 我賭你怕了 我從來都不怕 所以還好(喔是喔)

Please for the love of God Swim

喔天啊 是個巨大蛞蝓東東

Girl you almost got me Mr.Chair not today

好啦 我會跟他打招呼 但是...

This meatball lives another day, bow. I said bow instead of bro. Thank you

我這次會用"掰"代替 謝謝

Uncut footage you know it always does well

好我們走 讚啦 幹得不錯

Doesn't show how cringy I am in as a human being thank you. Thank you everyone.

目前零死亡!!!(已2死)

I don't know why I did that right there a giant rectum here

天啊 我的老天鵝

I don't like it

你害我分心了啦 差點害我被殺欸 老兄

Where am I supposed to go here?

蹲下~~對啦

No click it. I don't know

不行~!竟敢從天花板來

Down here, maybe I feel like I would die

不成問題啦 我看到那個了...我

No, I'm fine with that

*勒死*(X3) 不!!我被卡在水管裡了 三小啦

How about that?

*怨*

Excellent. What is this?

它一直震動欸 喔它停了 感謝老天 那真的超煩

Alright, you come up with me now. Oh God that looks that looks very bad, uh excuse me

X勒...我被蠢水管卡住了

AH

天鵝啊 他們在水裡比較快

Ah, that did the trick great excellent. Let's let's go here.

就好像他們是水生動物或什麼的

Oh God, they're really fucking fast

看看這個 讚喔 天啊 我在這幹嘛

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!NO!!AHHHHHHHHH

*脫困pewds*

Why didn't I run I forgot I could I pressed A I'm so stupid Jesus, okay?

對啦兄弟 沒錯老兄 那超讚的老兄

i'll try to run this time that would be I would be super Super Duper

好喔...所以

I don't know why I feel safer on this thing, but really in reality. I'm fucking not

你是不是要...

Hey look at that if you actually run you win. How about that? Who would have thought you should have to run crazy

這就對了 好喔 嗚喔~~

I don't trust it

天哪那聽起來不妙

no

喝!

Oh God it's speaking to me. Come out and play pewdie.

*慶祝*

Okay, great

我做到了!零死亡啊大家(恭喜已3死) 由衷感謝

More water for Fuck's sake man

天啊....好喔

Looks like we got a lot of climbing to do here bros a lot of climbing for one meatball to make

這啥鬼東西??

What part of the ship is this who places a random toilet there?

老天 ...我完全不信任任何東西*笑*

No toilet paper for you, buddy. hehe, oh God grab it

*跳*

There you go

天啊...游游游游游游...

video game rules if there's a switch you gotta what the fuck ah

...游游游游游...

fuck

...游游*小聲*...

Alright fine. Maybe we need to release the pressure first if you know what I mean

...游游游*氣音*

Alright, here we go

這邊是發生什麼事

There you go

這是什麼"地翻"??

hey, how about that

好喔

Wow, what a tricky puzzle there, oh mah gawd x3, my ass is filling up

我不知道這個DLC叫什麼 也不知道它在講什麼...我就...

Yeah, yeah

就突然看到可以買 我就像是 "讚啦 我一定要買來玩"

Yeah, oh, I get it. I get it we gotta hurry up

天啊 這裡超黑的 給我手電筒

whoo

我不覺得我可以...

Swim Swim Swim Swim Swim Swim Swim Swim Swim Swim Swim

*拆木板音效*

How do I, I died I died everyone I died

一塊小馬鈴薯派啦 (小事一樁*a piece of cake*)

Did I not...What?

沒錯

Yeah, that's how drowning works everyone in case you weren't aware

他完全看起來就像肉球

You lose any breath of air. You instantly die?

潘娜拉麵包店是你家~IKEA是我城市 (Nick Crompton梗)

There you go

喔~~那比我想像的還深

lil' Above my water hey there that does the trick

我強烈覺得有某種東西會...對!!

Stop stop. That's enough. Ahh Sewage. Thank you wow try not to get it in your mouth, buddy

好喔 這太棒了 這裡會是我的葬身之地

There you go nice

那裡有椅子 那些椅子會來殺我

nice and Smooth

看在主的份上請你快游

Man I love playing this game

女孩~~你差點就抓到我了 椅子先生 下次請早

It plays so nicely I love it

這團肉球又存活下來了 老"弓" 我用"弓"代替"兄" 謝謝

There's something about it

未剪輯片段 效果總是很好

All right new place

讓我身為一個人類不再顯得尷尬 謝謝 謝謝大家

Let's save this barrel for no reason no, I can't

我不知道我為啥這樣做...這裡有個巨型直腸欸(?)

Okay, well, I don't fucking know push you out. No just look at it

我不喜翻

What about here, oh okay. Wow... hahahaha

我應該要去哪裡啊

Oh jeez. can I pull you no it's definitely something in the water here

不 快按它

You can feel it

我不知道啦

I literally can feel it my my, Oh, God. I see him my controller is vib.... Well, what the fuck it's a giant's wow that's creepy

也許這裡嗎 感覺我會死欸

Don't kill me Mr.Sea Monster get up UPPP!!!

不 我沒事(´∀`)

THE FUCK!!

如何阿

Get up get up no it doesn't work swim leave me alone

完美 這是啥?

Ah GET UP

好你現在得跟我走了 老天 那看起來...那看起來好糟阿

I hate this

ㄜ...不好意思

Get up get up get up......Edgar is freaking out

*丟*

oh

*中*

God, I'm sweating for real. Oh

阿 原來這是詭計 太棒了 優秀 我們...我們走這裡吧

My God sweating for real. I am not a fucking seal

老天 他們真的超快

Ah Jeez

*追殺中*

Okay, calm down

不!!!*笑* *勒死*(X4)

We can do this easy easy game boom bam slam...

為什麼我不跑啊 我忘了我可以... 我按了A...我好蠢喔 天鵝啊

Sam and damn don't fucking touch me

我這次會試著用跑的... 醬就會...我就會...超級...超級無敵(?)

The Forbid can't touch it ah fuck you

我不知道為什麼在這東西上會感覺比較安全 但在現實生活中 根本就不是

What you gonna do huh?

看好 如果你跑就真的會贏 如何阿

I'm going here for no reason hey, you like alcohol. I got you fam that got grabbed it

誰會想到應該要用跑的 肖ㄟ

What is this?

我不信任它

Saw one of these before okay, so these are the new collectibles

不行...

Okay, great. It's a bottle post

天啊它在跟我說話 "出來跟我玩阿pewdie"

Great. Hey, maybe we can use it as distraction

好 讚喔

Idiot idiot

更多水??不是吧老兄

Yes

看來我們這段要爬很久阿 兄弟 對於一團肉球是很大的攀爬量呢

Boi, that was straight up BS

這是船的哪一部分阿

Oh it's bs, no it's bz

誰會隨便在那擺一個馬桶阿

I know kids slang shut up great jump there Felix you

(`∀´)

Gold Star Buddy

(`∀´)Ψ

I see you oh God.

你沒衛生紙用囉 老兄(`∀´) 喔天鵝

ASSHOLE

抓住它阿

You're a real penis

對啦

Don't fucking touch me man

電玩守則:如果有個開關 你就要...三小啦

Through the box now, okay, I see how it is

你娘勒

Oh my God this thing I hate it now you gonna get mad at me. Oh he's not playing the game perfectly hell

好沒差 也許我們需要先釋放它的壓力 你知道我在講什麼吧

Yeah, if I did it he I'd be over a long time ago, man

好 來吧

Bitch, you can't fucking touch me

*跳*

Swim Swim Swim get up ain't that fucking hard bitch

這就對了

Fuck a duck. That's right. Bye. Bye

嘿~~如何阿~~

Bye

哇...真是個艱深的謎題呢(･∀･)

Here we go can we pull this it's a box everyone. I can climb here. I see it now, okay

天鵝啊......我的屁股在被填滿啊(?)

Sorry, I wasn't paying attention

*填滿聲*

That is probably

喔 我懂了 我懂了 我們最好快點

your mama

嗚~~

Your mama everyone your mama jokes, Top of the morning now that too much ain't it unless it goes down by itself

游~游~游~游~游游游游游游游

No it doesn't

游~游~游~游游游

Alright that will do little dead copes that'll do what the fuck

*淹死*(X5)

Oh my God, okay, well then die, then fucking die

我怎麼... *淹死*(X5)

Why does he not grab that what's your fucking problem alright? I'm ready for you. Don't fucking fuck with me alright cuz I will

我死了 我屎惹大家 翹辮子惹

Swing back swing back slowly, but that was not nearly good enough. Oh

我是不是...我...啥?

Now you can grab it. Oh, that's interesting

對 淹水就是這麼回事喔 大家 如果你稍微不注意的話

That's really interesting

*怒*

thanks for letting me know about that one

就會失去所有空氣 並馬上死掉

You want some fish come to get it ? Oh, there's more of it

就這樣嘛...

It just keeps coming looks Delish

再多一點水水喔 對...這樣子就好了

I'll have some

好了 快停 這樣就夠了...啊~~髒水

Yeah, take some have some have some more while I swim. It's way tastier than me look. I'm skinny that

謝謝...哇

Fish is fat like your mama gottem absolutely just get up. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you

別讓它灌到你嘴裡喔老兄

Fuck are you man?

這就對了...不錯