字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 ahh!! bahh!! bahhh!! ah, im dying. BAH (poor pewds) nothing is working my business .....is failing family friendly Felix is not.... working out enough:(( I keep swearing , (burps) I keep being disgusting and I keep being too sexy ( pewds sexy time ) you know everyone seems to quit buzzfeed these days so it must be in pretty open market work it but it should be... it should be easy enough BuzzFeed is the leading independent digital media ..mhm London! oh my god the fucking cringe get ready( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) for the most exciting opportunity of your life yaaas yaaaas guys I'm gonna get a job at BuzzFeed yaaas yaaas *very very loud horn...* (R.I.P headphone users) I think family friendly Felix can really find its home at BuzzFeed the most innovative company in the world okay I want to work in video oh shit I guess I gotta move to LA now okay so they want me to attach my resume I think I should just send them my most quality content some of the finest work that I ever done this one I've always wanted to share take when BuzzFeed hear that shit they're gonna wish they could create content as cringy as mine here we go share how do I attach it I need to picture okay okay well let's try and find a high-quality picture of myself LinkedIn profile uh website links for fall okay I guess YouTube preferred well bless them how do you hear about this job desperation what if your desired salary realistically a million III legit if BuzzFeed offered me a million a month I would take that shit no doubt gender decline how dare you please identify your race American Indian or Alaska native Asian like I spent at White Hawaiian two or more races wheres the who gives a shit option alright we're submitting, ahh the gifs again the gifs, we got damn it I can't wait for their response I can't wait for their response, in the meanwhile let's see what other people are saying about BuzzFeed the greatest website of all tiime, why I left BuzzFeed why I left buzfeed why I left bus to feed why we left Buzzfeed why I left but why I left BuzzFeed, why i left BuzzFeed the truth about working at BuzFeed, why I left Buzzfeed, these channels have millions of subscribers now, what the ff they're all leaving at once no Chris Sofia I was looking forward to working with these people god dammit, (Person on video) I wanted to continue making videos on this channel and to see how I could grow this channel and see what more I could do with it but while I was making so many videos at BuzzFeed and while I was working there you know eight hours everyday it was there for nine hours every day that doesn't leave a lot of time to work on projects outside of BuzzFeed and not only does it not leave a lot of time but you're not allowed to work on projects outside of BuzzFeed I know there's been a lot of controversy over that lately - (Felix) any big company any, literally any big company doesn't allow their employees to work on the same thing you're working there on you're there to work for them that's why you get paid why is that a thing who gives a shit it's the same thing like if you work for EA or any company you can't make your own games in the spare time if you make, you can but you can't publish it while you're working on under yeah you're supposed to make games for them that's why you're hired it's like you can't have the cake and eat it at the same time, it should..Why is that a controversy and it sounds to me like you got your YouTube channel kick-started from the BuzzFeed thing so what's the fucking problem nowadays all you've got to do is join BuzzFeed be in a handful of vids then leave and boom instant traffic to your new already own channel that's exactly what happened what are you bitching about bought and (guy on video) all this stuff you know pressure from a quota feeling like there's no growth wanting to work on my own content that all started to make me very unhappy and very very unhappy and I started to not look forward to coming to work every day and I started to just (Felix) how do you work at a media company about making videos and you can't make this fucking video interesting goddamn I'm bored, for fuck's sake man (guy on video) laganja estranja yeah god honey in her studio the drag Estravaganga and I'm gonna get done up in drag (Felix) Hasnt BuzzFeed done this like a billion times already see I don't even like BuzzFeed but I'm beginning to side with them now look at these whiny bitches man look how happy these people are at BuzzFeed, look how happy she is what are you saying you're not happy at BuzzFeed, she's smiling oh look how happy she is, well maybe not him, oh look how happy she is, oh my god they're all happy happy happy happy (Allison) so that question is why did we leave BuzzFeed we left over a year ago so this is probably one of the scariest decisions you've ever had to make I agree the first week (Felix) seems really scared to quit your job when it will guarantee you millions of views on YouTube (chuckles) (Allison) thing about jobs is that you can leave them (Felix) what is what what do you mean (Allison) the thing about jobs is that you can leave them (Felix) please follow that up with something intellectual (Allison) The point is even if the company's great even if like you had great experience there if it's no longer the right fit like in a relationship then you have to break up (Felix) The thing about jobs to say you can leave them, yes, I get it now Why, why am I still here just to suffer, (chuckles) are you telling me I should leave it I don't have to be here (Gabby) you work for a company and make videos everything that you make that company own so for instance (Felix) again that's why you're getting paid what are you but ah don't make me side with BuzzFeed stop (Gabby) if you might have heard about some people being let go from BuzzFeed and those people the characters and the videos that they the series that they created while it must be they'll never be able to make that series ever again (Felix) then don't make it for BuzzFeed well my real question is is why there's all these people having steady jobs as BuzzFeed why do they want to come to YouTube don't they know what it's like Buzzfeed run while you can, get out while you can so now BuzzFeed, you know it's gotten so so bad so much bad rep that they they had to change the name of their channel BuzzFeed yellow is now Bold..ly, Boldly (Kelsey) its the same videos you know and love I get like having an open mind to like not just straight white male every time all right I get that but this just seems like put forcing it in doesn't it okay here's my BuzzFeed video they always have like this fucking background can we get some BuzzFeed background something BuzzFeed will normally do they always try shit right well I got this breast pump so today we're going to try it hate hey guys family-friendly Felix here for BuzzFeed working here at BuzzFeed, love BuzzFeed by the way best website of all time now today I'm going to try out the breast pump it's made for females to lactate their nipples during pregnancy but I'm gonna use it as a male hilarious, right that is the pinnacle of comedy anything that girls do guys do Shit............daddy's gonna like this okay all right all right so let's get let's get the nips in place BuzzFeed I hope you're watching wait...How do I there we go okay can't seem to get them on place oh my nipples are huge oh my god they're so big ah okay let's try the let's try the vibration nah (laughs) looks like my nipple is about to explode can we get a close-up do you see that shit do you fucking see that shit boy ah ah ahit hurts get him up oh so anyway guys be sure to leave a like and subscribe for more family-friendly Felix content and I swear I'm not going to quit after a while and just make a YouTube channel that would be I'm dedicated to this job and I think I can say BuzzFeed