What's up gamers, it's me

Poppy Mary Ham Gaming Time

A new show that I'm launching

where we play a game from start to finish

Smash like, subscribe, if you are a gamer

Today we are playing "Kids"

that's right, I thought it would fit you nine-year-olds

There's an another game by the same creator

called "Plug n play"

I played it a few years ago and it was like

going on a trip

So let's just do that, let's go gamers

Let's go on a gaming journey

What in the world is happening?

That's a hole

Don't jump

Whatever you do, do NOT jump down the-

God dammit!

*laughs*

Okay, I click and they fall, that's fantastic

there you go

You will ALL go!

Everyone has to go, except Jorgan

c'mon Jorgan, you're staying

We cool, right, we go to Chuckie Cheese, right

Jorgan don't do it

Jorgan I know it looks grim, but don't do it

God Damn it

I clicked on it, it was me, hehe, oh-

Can I save them, uh, I saved you Jorgan *choir fades in*

You're with me

We go- oh nevermind

oh

oh

okay

aaaaaaaaaaah * Pewds harmonizing with the choir*

ooooooooooh

do you like it

beautiful

look at them go

little babies, naked babies

oh wait I can't say that

Youtube algorithm I didn't say anything, I swear

I said happy real estate

I'm looking at houses right now

that's right

epic

I don't know what the point of this is but

I enjoy it

*chuckles*

*thud* aaaaaaah

*chuckles and inhale**

are you alive?

he's fine, look he's fine

don't worry about it

Alright, this is the tough choice.

"Hi" or "Hello"

I'm a simple kind of guy

*Laughs*

I made the wrong choice.

God Damn-- God Damn kids!

*Laughs*

Alright, let's see... "This Way"

Alright, we're going down the hole again.

Because why not?

Everyone knows the Golden Rule of holes:

"You gotta enter 'em"

Ayyyyy

THIS WAY! *Laughs*

Alright

What IS THIS?

*Laughs*

Alright, let's do a nice 'lil jump.

That's it. Ah, almost synchronized.

Oh God...

Why's it pulsing?

WHY IS IT PULSING?

OH GOD

Ugh, ew

Oh God, it's a pooper.

Augh, we're getting pooped out!

It's fine, this happens to everyone.

Everyone has to get pooped

We've all done this.

We've all experienced this

Let's not pretend that this isn't natural

*Whispers* Oh God damn, that's disgusting

This is how it looks like every time you poop.

Just so you know.

Just so you're aware of that.

Oh God, I gotta go out too

Hey, no no no, stop. You're going back.

This guy is going back. He doesn't want-- GOD DAMN IT, can't go back.

Alright

Let's just break the barrier.

Let's just break the-- oh god, oh god.

Just, just get it over with, oh god.

Yeah! *Laughs*

It's a nipple!

This is how nipples are born

This is an educational video now, look.

Oh God, no go back in.

*Laughs*

NO! I'M NOT DOING IT!

*Laughing* Ewww

Oh!

Oh my God...

Me and The Boys after we...

Become living nipples.

Alright get going, boys.

Alright, you were supposed to go together but fine. Alright.

Just GO!

Oh god, they're so fast

Ugh...

Oh God, there's SO MANY OF YOU!

STOP!

They've been busy

Pooping out boys.

*Burps*

Excuse me.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Like you've never done it.

Jesus Christ, dude, there's just more and more!

It's oddly visually pleasing, this game.

Watch it in 1080p

60 frames

It's epic. Alright

Woooooah

That's it

That's what I want

There's no more pooping, that's all I ask

This way

Come on guys

Jesus CHRIST, get along, please!

Uh, okay, alright

Do you even know what you're saying?

Alright, so

This way

Agreed. You made a compelling argument

Yes, that's the...

Uh-huh, uh-huh *To the tune of That's the Way I Like It by KC and the Sunshine Band*

Ope! Jack paid me, okay? I'm sorry

What are they doing now?

I don't know why I'm surprised, of course he jumps in.

Everyone. *Higher pitch* Everyone!*

Go!

Oh Jesus Christ!

Oh my GOD STOP!

HEY!

HEY!

*Laughs*

That's right.

No more holes.

Never.

We don't do that anymore.

What is this? Yeah join them.

That's right.

Together we are strong.

We run away from holes.

Out path has changed.

No!

Oh my God, stop!

There you go.

I think I have to.

*Laughs*

It's kind of fun, I wanna do it.

Not bad, right?

Hey look, I'm swimming boy in space boy

This is epic.

I kinda look like a bunny with a clown nose or something like that.

Alright-- Oh GOD DAMN IT, not this again.

Just go through quick.

Poop it out. This makes me wanna poop.

Oh God, what is this now?

Oh they connect?

Ew

Ew

Ew

Disgusting

Just go. Just go. Just go. Just go.

Thank you.

The sounds too.

Ew

Ew

I don't LIKE IT!

Can I mute this?

At least you can mute the video, Jesus Christ.

It sounds just like when I have too much spicy food, seriously.

Oh God, not the nipple

Alright, thank F***

Oh GOD the nipple!

NO!

Fine!

Oh God, there's so many nipples.

Go back.

Go back. I don't... we're not doing this.

We're not doing this anymore.

Fine.

Get.

Out.

Ew.

Skratta

Wake up, Jorgan

Oh My GOOOOOOOOOOD *Laughs*

I'm telling you, it's so visually pleasing.

Very epic.

Alright, what are we doing?

Boom boom.

It doesn't work, I wanted to do the

*knock knock clap*

*knock knock clap*

We can do Meme Review, clap clap

*Laughs*

They ARE nine-year-olds! I knew it

Meme Review!

*Laughter*

Oh I can charge it.

Okay

OoooooooOOOOOOOHHHHHH

Alright, alright, alright

Imagine like if you do it at home, like how many million people are gonna clap at the same time.

Okay? Three, two, one

Meme Review!

Alright, that didn't... it didn't really w--

work

What happened?

DO IT

DO IT

Oh my... You do it.

Do what?

"No u," really? *Laughs*

"No U: The Game," everyone

Then who should do it?

Oh, okay *Laughs*

I like it.

ALRIGHT

I'll, I'll do it.

I'll cross the bridge.

Someone's gotta do it.

Keep swimming, bunny

Weirdly it-- co-- come on, it looks like a bunny, don't lie to me.

We're going against the grain, boys

Why are they running away from me, what's wrong?

Okay fine, I swim this way then.

I don't care.

It's whatever.

I don't even care.

God damn, there's so many of them.

Where am I supposed to go, sideways?

Okay, this is epic.

This is the thing with these games, you never know what's going to happen.

Oh my God, that's so hypnotizing for my eyes,

Okay, we made it. Amazing.

Now what?

Oh God, upside down nipple!

*Angelic singing*

Beautiful!

Oh, now...

If your kids ever ask you

how kids are born

just show them this video.

I think that's the only way to explain properly

Beautiful. 10/10 performance

Unify!

OH! Jesus!

What is this? I'm so weirded out.

Okay, alright everybody, on three everyone is going to clap Meme Review

It's gonna be epic.

Yeah, you too.

Meme Review.

What on Earth is thi-- Woah!

Woah!

Woah!

All nipples, m--

must go back to where they came from.

Swim against the grain.

Doesn't seem to do it, okay fine.

How do they even do this?

It's such a weird... It's such a weird game.

Such a strange game about kids in ho-- wooh! Kids in holes.

Down they go.

It's like a metaphor for life and like, how holes are

Oh God damn it, not the pooping.

God damn it I don't like this.

It's gonna be like a...

An en-- the ending will just make you go like "Oh, okay so THAT'S why this went through the poop hole.

Oh, that makes so much sense now. I feel bad for judging the game now.

This has brought a whole new perspective."

I-- I assume everyone's gonna be thrilled that I'm playing games again.

And this is the *Laughs* kind of games

Now there's like a three-way butthole

Oh God, that makes sense.

Oh God, don't think about it.

Just pulse through the puhper.

Just pulse through the pooper. Just like life, we all gotta do it.

It's a dirty job.