Everyone's favorite show of the week.

Let's freakin do this (HELL YEAH)

Oh boy... (here we go again)

Can't wait to read a bunch of James Charles... (HI SISTERS)

*Giggles*

..m emes.

They're gonna be slightly outdated. ( ya think? )

Yaaay!!

*Epic LWIAY Intro*

Fatality. ( Raiden Wins )

It makes me so mad ( Me talking about life )

that British people say the

"C" word in like every sentence (Is it C- ontent?)(Or maybe connect 4?)

Like UGH ( I know right? )

that word is actually awful ( Wow and here I was thinking it was content )

plz stawph (yep)

WhAt? ConSent?

(Pewds having Orgasm)

How to spot a slime-bag

people that tweet these things.

There you go.

It's always the one that say these sort of things (facts)

that are doing it to cover it up from something else (like low self esteem)

i feel like thats always the case ( and it is )

it's the same with that Projared tweet (I rate this a broken marriage out of 10)

"I'm a feminist!" like okay great, no one asked. (Yup)

TheFatRat is at it again

"YouTube SUSPENDED my channel with 3.6 million subscribers (dats tough)

WITHOUT any explanation or warning. And without having a strike. (thats a yikes from me dawg)

This is so crazy I don't even know what to say"

Wait didn't something else happen to this guy already

about like a copyright strike?

Alright, is it still down though?

It-- It's back up

We did it reddit. Good job reddit

"Just got the message that my channel has been reinstated.

It's been a rough Mother's Day and a sleepless night.

But it's also been heart-warming to see all this amazing support! Thank you so much!!!

See, this is crazy to me because

YouTube's algorithm is like, strike first, ask questions later

Can you imagine waking up one day and then your livelihood

what your livelihood depends on is completely gone

This happens so many times to so many channels

How is it possible?

By the way guys, the Pewdiepie glow in the dark shaker cups have sold out (Dammit)

I'm so sorry

This is you when you realized you never bought one

aAaaHHhhh

5 million in 6 months never done before

30 million in 6 months never done before

-3 million (So guys, we did it)

This is so outdated I can't believe he lost 3 million

IN 2 DAYS!!

NEVER.DONE.BEFORE.

You did it James Charles

Congratulations

It's crazy Logan Paul gains subscribers out of his controversies

*Random WTF Noice.mp3*

I..uh..I don't know. It's insane

OMG!!

BOOOIIIS!!

I spent 24 hrs. straight in slime. (Original Content by Mr.Beast)

I spent 24 hrs. in slime....and it was a HUGE mistake. (More like: I spent 24 hrs. trying to copy Mr. Beast and making it more cringy)

It's like the original and then the cancer version of it

I spent 24 hours straight in an insane asylum

I spent 24 hours in insane asylum (finally found where he belongs huh)

ChALleNGe!!!!!!

I put 100 million orbeez in my friend's backyard

I put 100 million orbeez in my mom's backyard

PRAAANKKKKKKKKKK

PRAAAA-ANKKKKK

Mr. Beast caught on

I spent 24 hours straight in prison, challenge

oh god and he just copied it

Jesus Christ dude

I think I pointed it out in my video, I don't know if it made the cut

but I was like wait, is he just copying Mr. Beast

WELL I GUESS HE IS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT

Does he at least acknowledge it?

cause otherwise it's pretty f**kin' messed up dude

OH MY GOD

*chef's kiss*

Now that's bEauTiFul (wheezing)

thank you OldHousePedro

TEN OUT OF TENHEHEHEHE

Jesus Christ this is staring into my soul

It's like he can see my beauty

I love it

*reads meme*

(gasping for air)

Most people didn't even know who they were before all this, honestly

best roast ever

Tati

*reads comment*

Can't wait for James Charles to hit 10 million so he can get his diamond play button-

play bun?

*reads tweet through intense wheezing*

I mean ... it is kinda funny

As much as I don't like to admit it

The memes are ????

*reads quote*

*vigorously shakes finger* nOt Me

*chokes* I still-

weLL, that is a ?ⅈ?ⅇ car

what did he just sa y?

That is a ?ⅈ?ⅇ vehicle, to say the least

Oh My God ,,, brofist statue

finally done

you gotta get it RED tho

It looks like a brain

*panting ensues*

I mean it's amazing, I love it

Thank you so much!

Finalized my prom outfit today!

DAYUUUUMMMM

Is that a Pewdiepie tie?

yell hea it is

OMG lets make out ?

*read tweets*

daYuuuummm

*sinister laughter*

goddamit I wish I could read it before I eheuheehehe

*reads meme*

Am I allowed to do a black man voice?

But he says it that way

(all mighty) Brad will decide

*reads meme*

what in the world

oH oKaY

cause all the different endings

yEah i guesS thaTs gOod

ionno

*reads another meme*

*chuckles*

HEEHEE

me when i went after tati

*brain fart*

when everyone wanted

blood for james

(lowkey u were right though lmao)

oh. my. gHAHAH

HAHAHAH

*gasp for air*

lol

you see..

in my artificial legs..

we now introduce so i can feel pain

in them (what)

*reads meme yet again*

Hey maybe,

just maybe,

I have this cRaZy idea, maybe...

If you can be convinced,

to sleep with another man or make out

THEN MAYBE YOU'RE NOT STRAIGHT! (wut?)

*reads meme*

yeah

That's usually when I cut the episode

'Cause when you're on 20K, it's all..its the Wild F***ing WEst

*reads meme*

*Burps* where are your manners, Pewds?

The subreddit is fine

*reads meme* (kind of what he does)

That's weird

I don't think this character is in Tuber Simulator

Hhhhmmmmm

HHHMMMMHHM

That's strange

Ending the "Subscribe to Pewdiepie" meme

"I broke my ass"

"I BROKE MY BALLS" *laughs*

I like how I premiered it as well

The chat just went "F" all the way

for hours... Oopsie doopsiee

;)

Sorry guys

Gloria Borger is fired I'm sorry guys ;-;

She didn't do enough research, I had to let her go

I like how this is full blue summer and my face could not be any more white

I had not... I'd literally spent the whole summer just making videos

I remember it so much

I'm still worthy

Yeah ok sure whatever you gotta say to yourself

Worst youtube channels

9-year-olds assemble

This is made like 5 years ago

When people used to hate me

Oh how things've changed.. Oh wait

*giggles*

Nothing's changed

What do you say? You're down

Well there's never been a more convincing argument of "Other people want you to be on our show"

so, I mean how could I refuse?

*giggles*

Other people have told us this so therefore I suppose we will ask

Wow really guys? You want me on the show? Why thank you so much!

I'm joking

Uh I would like to be but...

Podcast is like a double-edged sword

*loss of words*

Ok I'm committed to this analogy I guess

*chuckle*

*intense thinking*

I don't wanna do them

And I'll probably just get say something that gets me in trouble

There you go

*sips*

Mom, can we get Marzia at home?

wE hAVe mArZIa aT hoME

I can't even read

Marzia at home *chuckles*

(OwO) Oh she looks so much better

WoW

Gotta feel, gotta feel good to be the ugly version of the meme

The ugly version of the joke, how does that feel Dave?

*chuckle*

Dave you're beautiful but listen!

"I broke my balls"

"Hey, I remember touching your balls lol"

Thanks ball doctor

For at least remembering

Fame, power and fat bank account will change almost anyone

I love how that's a meme now

Oh there it is again

Fame, power and fat bank account will change almost everyone

*anyone

It's rare to see 96 million of anything

*chuckles*

I saw that video and I remember the title as well

I think it is like 96 million

I'm speaking the language of gods

6 3 3 6 3 3

*phone sounds beeping*

*Realizing it kinda sounds like LWIAY theme song*

It sounded like the...

*Trying very hard to play the song*

*Failing miserably*

Ehehe I almost got it

*More beeping*

Leave you entries in the subreddit ehehe

*Beep* Bros... o...

...ooos

Fuck

Leeeave...

Leave

yah

leave your entries in the subreddit brooos

oooh oh o

F*ck whatever

That's not what it is anyway I got sidetracked

oooh

ooh

mmmmmmmmm

Meme.. *realization*

God damn it

God damn it I'm so stup...

GODDAMMIT

Edit that one out Brad

Pewdiepie, Felix Arvid Ulf KjellBUURG

Congratulations for surpassing one hundred million subscribers #ThankYouPewdiepie

Kjellbuurg

I'm a buurgr

This is the final draft okay I uh...

You might wanna *laughs*

Just another draft maybe. Maybe just one more

Can't you do the...

I mean I don't wanna criticize but like why do yellow...

...font, and like... the font itself is kinda ugly

Eh alright I'm not being ungrateful

And also like the Brofist logo I know that's very popular but I don't generally use it that much anymore I think...

This is certainly interesting

2016

2019

That can't be right

I'll tell you isn't better: haircut

I went to this f*ckin hairdresser

And it was like: "Hey let's do something avant garde" and I'm just sitting there like: "...ok"

"Arghhh not again jesus"

Why does it look so bad, you're right it does

It does not look this bad when I sent out the footage