HELLLLOOOOOO!!!!

哈囉！！！

Welcome, come on in. Oh!

歡迎光臨，快進來吧

Glad you could make it on my

很高興你可以來到

2017 office tour.

我的2017工作室巡禮

Ohhhh!

先欣賞一下吧

Take it all in!

瞧瞧那個！

Look at that!

客製化的椅子，孩子！

BAMMMM! *fire effect*

客製化的... 東西 之類的

Custom chair, son!

是免費房地產

Custom stuff, other things.

好了，我們該從哪開始呢？

Oh Wow! [it's free real estate]

我們先從...

All right, where do I begin?

嘿，我在這裡

Let's start off....

我們...

Hey, I'm over here. Let's-

我們先從大家都想看的地方開始

*laughs*

那也就是，Marzia，

Let's start off with what everyone wants to see,

M: 椅子！P: 電腦！

Which is of course Marzia.

椅子當然也很重要

Marzia: The Chair! PewDiePie: The computer!

但是這台電腦

Chair is very important too.

全新的寶貝

The computer, brand new baby. I got this today. I just barely set it up.

我今天才拿到的

Uh - I'm very excited to finally be showing it off as you know I've been working with Origin PC

我才剛裝好而已

Wonderful people. Wonderful... That's what they are. They are people.

呃，我很開心終於可以拿它出來炫耀

And I got it today. I just set it up. It looks so sick. I didn't think I could get like a

就如你們所知道的，我有在和Origin PC合作

more beasty computer than my last one, but here we are. This is not a beast,

美好的人們

this is a monster.

美好的...

Edgar: I'm a monster too

那就是他們，他們是人類

The Specs

我今天拿到，剛剛裝好，它看起來超屌

But pewds, what are the specs? Atatatata

我沒想到我可以擁有... 一個...

Okay, this. Like they even signed it, so cute

比我的上一台更狂的電腦

We got the Origin PC Genesis. This is their case. I love it. It looks amazing. Custom painted.

但是它就在這裡

Uhhh...

它不是一隻野獸

Unfortunately, you don't see it, but on this side it says squad fam. If you look here inside,

這是一隻怪物

we got the atata... What is that, hmm? What is that? The Brofist logo, custom and even on the graphics card. It looks..

Edgar: 我也是怪物阿

This is the Mona Lisa of computers, guys. Okay? I know you're jealous.

細節

Very nice case. It's so easy to

但是Pewds，那麼細節呢？

access everything in the back. I constantly have to change stuff, even got the front nice and covered, of course.

好，這個。他們甚至在上面簽名，真可愛

You know the most important thing is that you can show off different colors to your

這是Origin PC Genesis

Your wamen, aren't you impressed?

這是它的外殼

Like it changes colors, Marzia

我超愛它

Each of these computers are custom made, and I am so proud to be the first one to

它看起來超美

unveil this brand new model of a computer and be the first one to own it, to actually have it. So cool!

客製化噴漆

We're gonna give away a computer as well. That's been kissed by me. That's right.

可惜你們看不到，但是在這邊上面寫著"Squad Fam (粉絲小隊)"

So check out the link in the description for that. Anything that you want to access

如果你們往裡面看

I don't know, for some reason. I don't know what this does but...

我們有... 那是什麼？嗯？

I don't know what I do here, but if I needed to do it. I can do it. Okay. It's got an Asus Prime X299

那是什麼？

I'm guessing that's the motherboard. It's liquid cooled, Intel Core i9, baby!

兄弟拳的標誌！客製的

2.6 Gigahertz!

而且顯示卡上也有

God damn that's powerful. I need that when I'm playing Roblox

它看起來...

Hehehehe...

它是電腦界的蒙娜麗莎，大伙兒

64 gigabyte

好嗎？

DDR4 memory

我知道你很嫉妒

Look at them, they are litten up too - I can change the color on those bitches. Why are you laughing? It's cool, okay?

非常棒的外殼

What's so funny about this?

很輕鬆就可以...

Dual liquid cooled nVIDIA GTX 1080 (Ti)

碰到所有在裡面的東西

With my little signature on there. SLI, that's for when I'm

我經常需要更換一些東西

recording Happy Wheels you need that extra extra power. Okay? You need that super strength...

甚至也包含了前面的地方

This is like, two really strong Swedish men right here

當然，你知道最重要的部分是你可以展示不同的顏色給你的...

It doesn't get more powerful than this is what I'm trying to say

你的女人

500 Gigabyte Samsung 960 Evo

妳有印象深刻嗎？

And then we have 4 Terabyte Samsung 850 Evo SSD.

看，它可以換顏色欸，Marzia

The memory is somewhere inside the computer.

所有的電腦都是客製化製造的

Marzia: It's really good(?)

還有我很驕傲

It's super fast memory, which is good for me obviously.

可以當第一個人揭露這個新的型號

Marzia: Cause he have no memoryyyy??

而且是第一個人擁有它，真正的擁有它。超酷！

Okay... great! Good one...

我們將要送出一台電腦，而且是我親過的，沒錯

1.3 kilowatt EVGA supernova G2 PSU

所以去看看說明區的連結

Marzia: What are those clear thing?

所有你想碰的東西...

Which clear things?

我不知道... 出於一些原因

Marzia: The tubes?

我不知道這個可以幹嘛，但是...

That's the liquid cooling

M: 你幹嘛關起來？

That, it is cool. Don't drink it, though. You'll feel bad. Now, of course you know

我不知道這個可以幹嘛，但是如果我需要弄它，我就可以弄它，好嗎？

I'm not just some pleb that gets this amazing computer. Of course, I treat her with respect

它有一個Asus Prime X299

Look at the cable management here guys, my god, so if you come back [To Marzia: come here, come here Marzia]

我猜它是主機板

VeRy NiCe

它有水冷，還有Intel Core i9，寶貝！

Very nice, so all of that goes in here and then all the crap gets, we don't need to lift this one

2.6 GHZ！

But uuh it's... it's very nicely organized in there. Okay, very nice, then we have all the cables going up (up up up up up)

天哪，超強

Up, up, up, up, up...

我玩Roblox的時候肯定需要那樣的力量

watch your head Marzia. Oh, no, what's happening oh?

64 GB

*Marzia dying inside*

DDR4 記憶體

So obviously, I need to be able to move this desk up and forth but the cable(s)

看看它們

They still need to be the right length. Perfect solution.

它們上面都有燈，我可以換它們這些婊子的顏色

Incredible! Felix, you're a genius. I know!! Look at that cable management! Whenever I see someone with a nice PC

妳在笑什麼？這很酷欸，好嗎？

I'm like, well show me your cables... You call that cable management? [spits on those cable]. You disgust me. Let's take it down a notch

這有什麼好笑的？

First of all: Origin PC, God bless you!

雙重水冷的NVIDIA GTX 1080

Uh, I work with a lot of sponsors, but they've been just a joy to work with. I cannot recommend their product enough

還有我的小標誌在上面

I am so happy with this computer if you want to check it out yourself, link in the description

SLI，那是為了...

Obviously, uh,

為了我在錄"Happy Wheels (快樂輪子)"的時候，你需要一些額外的力量，好嗎？

Appreciate you supporting them and supporting me at the same time. Namaste.

你需要那樣強大的力量

*clap*

這就像是...

Moving on with the rest of the setup. I have three Asus

兩個超強的瑞典男人在這裡

What do they call them? They're bent, they're curved, they're curved three, so?

不會比這個更強大了，這是我想說的

AH!

500 GB Samsung 960 Evo

Okay, ah

然後我們還有4 TB Samsung 850 Evo SSD

So nice, very nice. You know how nice it is to this have curved screens, three of them. This is how you get women, Marzia.

記憶體是放在這台電腦的某處

Marzia: Thank you, for letting me know

M: 對呀，它真的很大

No, nononono, this is how I got you

它有超快的記憶體，很顯然地，這對我來說很好

Marzia: Sure...

M: 因為你根本記不了任何東西！！！

The mouse mat. Look at this mouse mat. [Marzia: How big is it?] It's soo big

好... 這個好...

Look how big is it. [Marzia: OHH MAH GAHHHD!

1.3 KW EVGA supernova G2 PSU

LOOK HOW BIG THIS IS! (that's what she said)

M: 那些透明的東西是什麼？

VErY NiCe. Got the Corsair (Strafe I guess?)

哪一個透明的東西？

mechanic keyboard, but it's silent. You know when I record videos, you don't want to hear my keyboard half the time

M: 那些管子？

If I'm clicking. VeRy NiCe textured key... very nice, right? [Marzia: Mhm...]

那是水冷

You can say very nice

M: 那個真酷

Marzia: Very nice. (Plays circle game and Felix falls for it)

那個的確很酷

Did you just... me?

但是不要喝它喔

*gets punched in the arm* AGHHHH!

妳會覺得不舒服喔

Got a BenQ (BenQ Zowie FK series)

當然，你知道的，我不是什麼擁有這台超棒電腦的平民

Uh...

我當然會尊敬她

What is- what do *rest is inaudible*

瞧瞧這個電線管理，我的天

Marzia: You know your stuff, bro?

所以如果你... 回來，過來這裡，Marzia

It's a mouse. It's a m-mou-mouse. Click on it. It's got a nice click on it, right?

非常好

Right? [Marzia: Oooh] You feel the power in the click cuz you know I have so much power

非常好

and I need it to translate. When I'm slaying noobs. You know I'm saying? You know you know exactly what I'm saying

所以，

Microphone. What I'm using is uhh I got these recently

這些全部收進這裡

It's like golden, but you can't really see it

所有的廢物都在這裡，我們不需要打開它

AKG

但是，呃，它... 它在那裡經過很好的整理。好的，非常好。

Honestly, they're all the same don't want to spend money on a nice microphone. It's an XLR so it goes

然後我們讓所有的電線往上

into this Roland,

往上、往上、往上...

eh audio interface...

小心妳的頭，Marzia

I've been through like five of these, none of them work... This one barely works

喔不，發生什麼事了？

I don't understand microphones, can someone help me? It's always some issue with audio, and it doesn't even sound that great, hahaha...

所以很顯然地，

But I double up with pop filters because you know I'm going

我需要可以把這個桌子往上和往前移

pEwDiE pIe (PAH)!

但是那些電線

You don't want your ears to explode. You're welcome. I THINK ABOUT YOU! (Earrape). When I record

他們仍然需要是正確的長度

Basically just pull this down bam

完美的解決方案

bam

令人不敢置信，Felix，你真是個天才

Got my Canon

我知道！！！

Usually I record with the camera Marzia is using right now, but this, I put it up there just so you get an idea

瞧瞧那個電線管理！

it goes straight in right into my computer and uhh

只要有人給我看他的好電腦

Since this is a new computer. I don't have the...

我就會說：「好喔，給我看看你的電線... 你叫那個是電線管理？」

I don't have the like software or whatever I usually record with OBS. Just turn the shit on

令我感到噁心

BAM we're good to go recording straight to my computer

讓我們進下一個階段

Very nice and easy, it's all made to make these (videos)

首先，Origin PC，願上帝保佑你！

Oh I want to stand up? Ohh no big deal chair get out of the way as much as I love you

我和很多贊助商合作過，和他們合作很愉快

Get out of the way

我非常推薦他們的產品

"Hey guys it's PewDiePie!"

我真的很開心可以擁有這台電腦

Huh? How easy was that? Done! Send that shit to Brad. Done. Of course, got my,

如果你想要自己看看，連結在說明區裡

Legendary headphones. Yyyou can't find these anywhere... Because we sell them on the website

很顯然地，呃

but, you can f... I mean you can find them... you can, you should find them... got the

很感謝你們支持他們，同時也支持我

beautiful Pewds signature on them look at that.

Namaste (印度招呼語，有感謝的意思)

Look at that, throw off the snow goes well. Oh my god. Oh

接下來是剩下的設備

They fit like perfectly. Hey Pewds...

我有三個Asus...

You have pretty cool headphones. You got a pretty cool setup. You got a brand new computer, but can you do this???

要怎麼叫它們？它們是彎的、弧狀的，它們是弧狀的三個... 所以...？

Hahahehe

很好，非常好

Uhhh (groaning)

你知道有三個曲面螢幕有多棒嗎？

So

這就是讓你可以吸引女人的方法，Marzia

comfortable

M: 謝謝你，讓我知道這些

Obviously, I love this chair. It's gorgeous. It's

不，不不不不

sexy, but it's still subtle. Clutch, I

這就是我怎麼得到妳的

love you. Thank you for making this with me. Oh what's this over here?

M: 當然...

Oh?

滑鼠墊，瞧瞧這個滑鼠墊

Godzilla, what do you do? It... Excuse me good fella?

M: 它有多大？　P: 它超大

To keep the

P: 看看它有多大　M: 喔我的天哪！

Burglars away, you know? My 50 million plaque, no big deal...

看看它有多大！！

Almost at sixty now

非常好

Who's counting?

還有這個Corsair 的機械式鍵盤

Got uh... this one, speaker, very nice. It was given to me by Spotify.

但它是無聲的

Thank you. I love it! Very nice, Swedish design.

你知道，我在錄影片的時候，你不會想要有一半的時間都在聽我在敲鍵盤的聲音

And of course my Kaws figurines. A lot of people asked about these.

P: 非常好的觸感... 很棒，對不對？　M: 嗯哼

I actually have a tattoo from one of his figurines. Oh, it's just like, the most unintentional

妳可以說「非常好」

hypebeast thing to do, I didn't know

M: 非常好

Like it was part of some kind of culture to have figurines,

妳剛剛是對我...？

but, I love them. You gifted them to me didn't you? [Marzia: Mhm.] You did. I love them,

這個要謝謝...

thank you! Got it lit up with the custom, whatever. I don't know. It's just, it's nice.

為什麼我... 為什麼我一直... (忘記東西)

You know light can really change a room.

M: 你了解你的東西，對吧？

This is a very small room,

這是一個滑鼠。這是一個滑、滑鼠

but I really like it that way cuz it feels cozy. Like before I used to be in an office and I had so much

按按看

space, and it just felt weird like when you're in front of your computer you want it to be your little man cave right?

它有一個很棒的觸感

Was that it. I don't know

對吧？

Marzia: What about your green screen?

M: 喔~　P: 妳可以感受到那個按鍵的力量

Oh, of course!

因為妳知道我有很多力量需要轉移，

So

當我在虐一些菜鳥的時候 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Genius as I am, I bought a projector right?

妳知道我在說什麼嗎？妳完全知道我在說什麼 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

sound isn't the most pleasing sound but I

麥克風。我在用的是... 呃，我最近才拿到這個

I painted it green...

它是金色的，但你可能看不太出來

Probably could have picked a better,

AKG

more greenish tone, but it works. It works pretty well.

老實說，它們都一樣啦，不要花錢在一個好的麥克風上面

Boom! Green screen right away. No problem! Easy! Are you not impressed like that's genius...

它是XLR 端子，所以它會接到這個Roland 的...

I know. Have you seen anyone else on YouTube do that? No, because I'm ten steps ahead of everyone. Now

呃，錄音介面

I could probably just pay some guy to do all this for me, but and, make it 10 times better...

我大概用過五個這種東西，沒有一個可以用。這一個勉強行得通

But, it's more personal this way. You know? See it's quiet when it goes up.

我不太了解麥克風，有人可以幫幫我嗎？

I don't understand why it's so loud when I take it down...

聲音常常會有問題，而且它甚至聽起來沒那麼好

Of cou... [Marzia inaudible interupts]

不過，我用加厚的防噴麥罩因為我要說

You think you know everything, don't you? What's that behind the computer Felix? Oh, don't worry. I got all my shit,

「PewDiePie」的時候

in these boxes.

你不會想要你的耳朵爆炸

I also put up the oc(ulus?) eh, the (htc) vive sensors, so that I can... since you guys looked(?) the VR videos

不客氣

So everything's meant to be as easy as possible. I think when you're recording videos every single day, you really need things to just

我有為你著想喔 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Snapping with fingers: snap, snap, snap, snap, snap]

我在錄音的時候，

It saves you so much time yeah, no, I don't want to just like: "Oh I have to shoot this video,

基本上，我就是把這個往下降

I gotta set this up..." like it's, it's all: Bam Bam Bam, green screen.

用我的Canon攝影機

[Crazy Big Shaq like sounds...]

我通常是用Marzia 現在在用的這台攝影機 ，我放那台在那邊讓你可以大概知道是什麼樣子

And it's nice. Everything matches perfectly. You get the perfect black, red, white cube

檔案會直接進到我的電腦裡

It's all very well thought out, even small details. You know? Oh, what's this?

還有，呃，因為這是新的電腦，我沒有那個...

This is just my amazing Honor 7x, with my custom pop socket. Also matching. Of course

我沒有那個軟體之類的，我通常用OBS錄影

it's matching. Why are you even asking? You really feel like a king in here. Wait, I'm not done yet. I'm not done yet...

就把這個狗屎東西打開

Okay...

我們就準備好了，影片直接進到我的電腦

Well, I'll see you later, eh

非常棒，而且簡單，這些就是為了影片弄的

Leave a like!

喔，如果我想要站起來？沒問題

For real I need you back here though

椅子，滾開，雖然我很愛你

The genesis pc

一邊去

It's the most advanced

「嘿，我是PewDiePie！」

custom built computer in the world. It doesn't get better than this. This is the top of the top, and it's my pleasure

多麼簡單啊！完成！

and privilege, to be owning one of these bad boys. If you get one of these, you get them for life you get

把這個狗屎東西傳給Brad (剪接人員) [ & Sive (我有那麼不相關嗎？哈囉？) ]

24-hour custom service for life, okay? They're not just selling you something and shoving you out in the desert.

當然，還有我的...

They say hey, we got water too. I know what you're thinking. "Oh Pewds, you're just showing all this stuff off!"

傳說中的耳機

What about me? Don't worry! I got you! Check out originpc.com/pewdiepie

你在任何地方都看不到，因為我們只在網路上販售，但是，