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  • Thank You

    謝謝你

  • Old guy:*uh wtf are u doing lol *

    老人:???

  • Waddup , hey big boy, nice to meet you

    怎樣? 嗨大男孩,很高興認識你

  • Oh nooooooooooooooooo

    喔不-------------------。

  • Handshakes!

    握手!

  • Why are they so awkward?

    為何會如此尷尬?

  • I fuckin hate handshakes

    我他媽的恨握手

  • Why?

    為何?

  • Why do you have to handshake?

    為何你們必須握手?

  • Can't you just be like "alright see ya"

    難道你不能只是 "好喔,下次見"

  • What's wrong with- *distorted*

    你有甚麼毛病?

  • Every time there's a handshake...

    每次都要握手

  • Today we're gonna look at some of the most awkward handshakes *me everyday*

    今天我們要來看看些最尷尬的握手

  • Just for the pure cringe of it

    會有一點點讓你超級尷尬的感覺

  • and uhhh

    然後,呃--

  • well examine some of mine (oh boy!)

    對我來說也是某種試驗

  • Just to see where it went wrong

    來看看哪裡出了問題

  • Hopefully I feel less bad about myself

    希望我不要對自己感覺太差

  • We all had a bad handshake

    我們都有過很糟的握手

  • At some point in our life, ok

    在我們人生之中,OK

  • The problem with me is I'll never forget it

    我還有一個問題,就是我永遠不會忘記它們

  • I remember every single detail

    我記得每個細節

  • I'll wake up in the middle of the night

    我會在半夜醒過來

  • With cold sweat and be like

    冒著冷汗想說:

  • FUCK

  • Why did I fuck up that handshake

    為何我要搞砸這次的握手?

  • *horrible memories*

    *崩潰*

  • Lets look at some immortalised handshakes

    讓我來看看些永生不死的握手

  • Wait, there is no way Obama has an awkward handshake

    等等,歐巴馬不可能有尷尬的握手

  • He is such a cool guy

    他是個酷男

  • There it is

    來了

  • Awwww

    喔喔喔喔

  • Ahh

    啊啊

  • What the hell!

    搞什麼?

  • That wasn't even to bad

    這甚至沒那麼差

  • Are you serious

    你認真的嗎?

  • Painfully awkward? (Stop spelling awkward wrong who ever u are omg)

    痛苦的尷尬?

  • Oh you haven't even

    喔你還沒有過呢

  • You haven't even seen pain

    你還沒有體驗過痛苦

  • ABC news you don't know

    ABC新聞台你不懂

  • My suffering...

    我的痛苦....

  • You don't even know my suffering

    你甚至不懂我痛苦在哪

  • Look at that

    看看這個

  • Look at that guys dead dead look

    看看這傢伙的死樣子

  • He's like, fuck we fucked that up didn't we

    他就像是"幹我們搞砸了對吧?"

  • That's awkward

    這真尷尬

  • This is my favorite one I think

    我想這是我最喜歡的一個

  • Cuz

    因為

  • Lets just watch, it's beautiful

    我們來看吧,真是太美了

  • They do the shake

    他們握手

  • Ohhhhhhhhh!

    喔喔喔喔喔-----!!

  • Wohoho

    沃齁齁----σ ゚∀ ゚) ゚∀゚)σ

  • Yes

    爽啦

  • Why *laughter*

    為何?*笑*

  • UUUUUUEHHHHHH

    呵-------------థ౪థ

  • WHY!

    為何?

  • How

    怎麼會?

  • Ugh

  • Listen

    聽著

  • You gotta let go

    你該放手

  • Gotta know when to let go

    你必須知道甚麼時候該放手

  • Some people don't when to let go

    有些人不知道甚麼時候該放手

  • That guy's like

    這傢伙就像

  • Alright, well I

    好吧,我--

  • Guess we're going on a little journey now

    我猜想我們現在要來個小旅行了

  • why couldn't he just *laughter*

    為何他不能就--(笑)

  • There is another one like that

    有另外一個類似的

  • we've all been in that one handshake

    我們都有過那種握手

  • Where the guy or girl just hold on too long

    有些男孩或女孩就是握得太久

  • Lets watch

    我們來看

  • oh god

    天啊

  • Please let go

    拜託放手

  • UGHHHH, he

    呃---他-

  • How are they still holding hands?

    為何他們還是握著手?

  • NO!

    不!

  • I genuinley can't last longer

    我真的沒辦法握這麼久

  • I can't

    我沒辦法

  • I can't fucking watch this shit

    我他媽的沒辦法看這坨屎

  • It hurts

    好難受

  • It fucking hurts

    真他媽的很難受

  • Ugh

    呃!

  • Cause he's gonna review this car

    因為他要評論這台車

  • And he's like, you know motherfucker

    他就像是"你知道嗎?混帳東西"

  • I'm not letting go of your hand until you give me a good review for the camera

    "我不會放開你的手,直到你在鏡頭前給我好的評價"

  • You fucking bitch

    你他媽的婊子

  • Please

    拜託

  • Please let go of the fucking hand

    拜託他媽的放開手

  • Let go of the hand

    放開手!!

  • Let go of the hand!

    放開手-----!!

  • Alright, I think I've gathered enough courage to watch one of my awkward handshakes

    好吧,我想我已經有足夠的勇氣 來看我自己的尷尬握手

  • This one happened litteraly like a week ago

    這大概是發生在上個星期

  • Welcome, good job

    歡迎,很好

  • Welcome

    歡迎

  • Good job

    很好

  • Thank you

    謝謝你

  • Cool

  • Cringemas!

    尷尬聖誕節!

  • Jack!

    Jack!(綠髮男子)

  • Let me just

    讓我來--

  • Let this just be clear

    讓我們把話說清楚

  • That was Jack that fucked up, ok

    是Jack把這搞砸了,ok?

  • That was, that was

    那是、那是

  • Lets just see what happened

    讓我們來看看發生了什麼事

  • Lets deconstruct

    讓我們來分析

  • He went for the handshake

    他想來個握手

  • I

  • Ohhh

    喔喔喔

  • Went for the handshake

    他要握手

  • And then he went away

    然後他又縮回去了

  • How am I suposed to

    我是要怎麼--

  • How do you go away?

    為何你要縮回去?

  • If you go just commit

    如果你就這樣撐住

  • Commit Jack, have you heard of commitment?

    撐住Jack,你有聽過"撐住"嗎?

  • I bet you have, cause

    我打賭你有,因為

  • What's something bad?

    發生了甚麼壞事?

  • Gottem

    抓到了

  • That's 100% on Jack

    對Jack來說是百分之百

  • That's 100% on Jack

    對Jack來說是百分之百

  • and that's fine

    這是可以的

  • Nothing else

    沒別的了

  • Can I just say

    我可不可以說

  • Can I just say, and to myself for that matter

    我可不可以說,我真的很在意

  • If you are ever, ever

    如果你不曾、從來不曾

  • You ever find yourself

    你不知道自己在幹嘛

  • On a gaming show

    在遊戲節目裡

  • What so ever, whatever fucking happens

    無論如何,無論發生他媽的什麼事

  • Do not shake their hand

    不要握他們的手

  • Do not shake any hands

    不要握任何一隻手

  • No brofists

    不要做兄弟拳

  • No highfives

    不要擊掌

  • No nothing

    不要沒事

  • Cause this is what happens

    因為這就是會發生的事(播影片)

  • Ogh

  • I've seen it before

    我之前看過這個

  • And it just

    然後這---

  • I wanna die

    我想死

  • Oghhhhh

    呃呃呃呃------

  • I don't know why does this bother me so much

    我不知道為何這件事這麼困擾我

  • Nothing bothers me

    沒有東西困擾我

  • Trump

    川普

  • Trump became president

    川普變成總統

  • I don't care

    我不在乎

  • Handshakes

    握手

  • An awkward handshake

    尷尬的握手

  • That's the fucking worst

    真他媽是最糟的

  • The thing

    這件事

  • You see that guy

    你看那小子

  • He has an earpiece

    他有戴對講機

  • He has to talk to other people

    他必須跟其他人說話

  • he's not gonna see your hand

    他沒有看見你的手

  • Just don't shake his hand

    不要去握他的手

  • A once handshake

    一次握手

  • Can ruin everything

    可以摧毀所有東西

  • Look at that guys face

    看看這傢伙的臉

  • That's the face you make when you die

    這臉就是你超想死的臉

  • That guy fucked it up

    這傢伙搞砸了

  • that guy is literally Jacksepticeye

    這傢伙真的就是Jacksepticeye(剛剛的綠髮男子)

  • The guy on the left

    左邊這傢伙

  • Hahaha

    哈哈哈

  • Wait, so he hands over the mic

    等等,所以他接過麥克風

  • What was he thinking

    他在想什麼

  • Hey really nice to meet you

    嘿真的很高興認識你

  • Sure

    當然

  • Sure

    當然

  • sure buddy

    當然了兄弟

  • I think this is probably my favorite one

    我想這可能是我最喜歡的一個

  • I, you could say I'm a kind of a connoisseur of awkward handshake

    我,你可以說我算是尷尬握手的內行人

  • but I, I think this one has to be my favorite

    但,我想這是我最喜歡的一個

  • Ryan Seacrest highfives a blind guy

    Ryan Seacrest跟盲人擊掌

  • No you wont see anyone in California

    不,你不會在加州看到任何人 (呼應影片所說的)

  • Ryan Seacrest

    Ryan Seacrest

  • Did he ever comment about that

    他有沒有對此發表言論過?

  • I think that's what makes it even better

    我想這是處理這件事比較好的方法

  • The fact that he never acknowledged it

    事實是他從來沒確認過這件事

  • Like, oh my god

    像是,我的老天爺啊

  • I tried to highfive a blind guy

    我居然試著跟盲人擊掌

  • I think I've gathered enough courage

    我想我又集夠勇氣了

  • To watch another one of mine

    看我自己的另一個尷尬握手

  • You see my reaction right away

    你很快可以看到我的反應

  • Oh no, Oh no

    喔不,喔不

  • Why is it so hard to me

    為何這對我來說這麼難?

  • Am I that awkward?

    我在尷尬嗎?

  • I don't think I'm that awkward

    我不覺得我在尷尬

  • I just can't do handshakes

    我只是沒辦法握手

  • Just don't handshake me

    不要跟我握手

  • I don't want to

    我不想要

  • I don't wanna touch you, ok

    我不想碰你好嗎?

  • No offense

    這沒有錯

  • Who grabs?

    誰會抓住?

  • Why would you grab

    為何你要抓住?

  • Ethan

    Ethan(人名)

  • Whats wrong with you?

    你有甚麼毛病?

  • That was a highfive, that was clearly a highfive

    這是擊掌,這很明顯是個擊掌

  • Alright and the Conan one

    好,跟Conan的那次

  • Which you all keeps sending to me by the way

    就是那個你們一直傳給我的那支影片

  • Please stop doing that

    拜託不要再這麼做了

  • Who handshakes during a gaming session?

    誰會在遊戲中跟別人握手?

  • You highfive

    你擊掌

  • You go like this

    你卻這樣做

  • That doesn't mean you are going for a hand shake

    這根本不是要跟你握手的意思

  • Like this means a highfive

    這是要跟你擊掌

  • That's not my fucking problem

    這他媽的不是我的問題

  • Well I don't ever wanna do that again

    我不想再做這種事了

  • Shut up

    閉嘴

  • and the guy, he fucked it up to

    還有那傢伙,他也搞砸了

  • He fucked it up to

    他也搞砸了

  • Look at him, he did it wrong aswell

    看看他,他也做錯了

  • It's not just me

    不是只有我

  • I'm not the only one

    我不是唯一一個

  • Look at that , that's equally bad, ok

    看看這個,這也一樣糟好嗎?

  • Can you stop , can you

    你能不能停下來,你能不能

  • Stop

    停下來

  • What else do we got?

    我們還有些什麼?

  • Oh this fucking video

    喔這他媽的影片

  • So he is challenging these

    他在挑戰這些

  • Girls, paid actresses I should probably call them

    女孩,我應該叫她們付費演員

  • To make an awkward handshake with them

    跟這些人一起尷尬的握手

  • and if they fail

    然後如果她們失敗了

  • they have to makeout with him

    她們必須跟這男的出去

  • The ultimate punishment

    最終極的懲罰

  • I was cringing

    我的尷尬症犯了

  • I didn't even realise I made that face

    我甚至沒注意到我做了這種表情

  • Jesus

    天啊

  • Hey Chris, why don't you

    嗨Chirst,你為何不--

  • Why don't you gt a suit that fits you?

    你為何不選個跟你相襯的西裝?

  • Why don't you get a propperly tailored suit?

    你為何不選個合身的西裝?

  • Instead of paying all these women to kiss you

    而不是付錢讓這些女人親你

  • Alright

    好吧

  • I mean it doesn't seem like a bad job

    我是說這好像不是一個壞工作

  • They're all atractive women

    她們都是有吸引力的女人

  • Marzia, Marzia

    Marzia, Marzia

  • But, come on girls

    但,拜託女孩們

  • You can do better

    你們可以做得更好的

  • You don't have to kiss Chris Monroe

    你們不需要親 Chris Monroe

  • Cause you fucked up a handshake

    因為你搞砸了握手

  • Couse I will

    因為我會

  • If I kissed everyone I fucked up a handshake with

    如果我親了每個搞砸握手的人

  • I would

    我會

  • Probably have herpes

    可能會有皰疹

  • Six times over

    在6次之後

  • 20 times, a million times

    20次之後,一百萬次之後

  • You fuck up a handshake

    你搞砸了握手

  • You pay the consequences

    你會付出代價

  • You don't just make out with people

    你不只需要跟某個人出去

  • Alright

    好吧

  • it kinda triggers me

    這有點觸發我了

  • Because I have this condition

    因為我有這個條件

  • And he's clearly making fun of it

    而且他很明顯只是想玩

  • And I don't think that's fair

    我不覺得這是公平的

  • I don't think that is very fair at all

    我一點都不覺得這是公平的

  • Mr. Chris Monroe

    Chris Monroe先生

  • What the fuck, you guys tweeted me this

    這三小,你們這些傢伙推特這個給我

  • Wait, what just happened

    等等,剛剛發生了什麼?

  • Is that Hitler

    是希特勒嗎?

  • Ohhhhhh!!

    喔喔喔喔喔!!

  • Historically awkward handshake, what the fuck

    歷史性的尷尬握手,三小啦

  • Did Hitler, did Hitler

    希特勒做的,希特勒做的

  • Did Hitler just have an awkward handshake?

    希特勒也有尷尬的握手嗎?

  • Oh my god

    我的天啊

  • Oh my god

    我的天

  • This is the greatest thing that ever happened to me

    這是我身上發生過最偉大的事

  • Oh my god

    我的天啊

  • Finally

    終於

  • I can relate to someone

    我可以跟某人有關了

  • Kidding

    開玩笑

  • I'm kidding

    我是開玩笑的

  • That's a pretty

    這真的很

  • He did it pretty smooth

    他真的做得很圓滑