INDIANS >:((

we have managed to fight back

After I reviewed Billion Surprise Toys

I gave it a zero

they have then deleted the video

Victory for the 9 year olds!

Now, if only we can stop T-Series

I will spare any Indian that joins my side

which side of history will you be on?

make your choice

before it's too late

and smash like on this video ???

now to something completely different, yay??

handshakes, everybody

how do they work??? :((

I don't know!

clearly I'm not the person to judge here, oKAY?

maybe my track record on handshakes isn't the most flawless thing

but that doesn't mean I don't have the right to laugh and judge other people

failing at handshakes

which is one of my favorite hobbies

so let's feel a lil better on how awkward I am by watching other people being more awkward, yay!! :')

*evil kermit laugh*

*intense music intensifies*

*possible brofist*

*failed*

*the cringe runs deep*

*RIP*

You, you a nobody is gonna hit as hard as life

But it ain't about how hard you hit

It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward

How much you can take and keep moving forward

That's how winnin' is done

*epic cringe music*

*Try not to cringe to this*

*snek in hand confirmed*

*horse skratta*

A'right enough

okay

My favorite thing about Esports isn't how good they are at video games

It's how bad they are at human interactions

(I wouldn't be talking)

cause they are always forced to put that on the test as well

Any time they go against each other, they have to finish off with some form of human interaction

whether it's handshake, whether it's brofist

#notabrofist

whether it's high five

or HUGGING

But rarely r a r e l y it ends well, and it leaves us with an infinite source

of great cringe material

Let's start off

Usually there's an instigator, there's a person that says :

"You two!"

"Shake Hands!"

And they're not ready

They're not ready for it [host] You boys want a bit of a handshake over the uh

*caption the cringe in the comments*

[triggered] Why did you tell them to handshake?

This is really purely the fault of the host

How can you just assume that they are not gonna mess that up?

[host] bit of a handshake over the uh

I don't even understand what happened, you know?

How do you go from this to -

MOVING ON

[audience claps]

Oh wait this, this is an older but it's a classic

Is that made shot?

[happy music]

Just love how happy they are at the end, you know

Some things, you just gotta work for

The- the reward and payoff isn't there until you've gone through the pain

and Jesus christ was that painful

[happy music]

[RIP headphone users in 3]

[RIP headphone users in 2]

[RIP headphone users in 1]

*how does brad/sive come up with these??*

I think the problem is there's no...

recovery

You mess up

there's no recovery

Unless you dab

backflip or something

I think that's the only redeeming thing you can do

pfffft

What just happened?

*2014 skratta resurrected*

[laughs]

He's clearly going for a handshake

Oh my God

[commentary] I don't know about this guy or his orientation

but Fergus is openly homosexual

okay?

[pewds] okay

So he's going in for the clear handshake

Now let's see where things go from there

wait.. is this Hagrid?

Why is Hagrid commenting over handshakes?

[Hagrid] ...for the cleeear handshake

now let's see where things go from there

Look at this

*cringe alert : ding ding ding*

What a motherfucker!

Oh my Gawwwd

that is absurd dude

that is the most fucked up mix-up I've ever seen!!

and he was not even ready

[repeats] He was not even ready

*heartwarming PDP laughter*

What is happening?

[commentary] Two in a row?

OW

-Oh he's really thinking about it isn't-

Okay they find it, they find it. there it is

*PDP cringe overload*

ugghh

- the crown back on da head

Na nai nananana you don't deserve that crown

That's the king of cringe crown

I feel bad though cuz he tried to make it smooth you know

That's the thing

Can we just not touch each other?

Alright, this was literally yesterday i think

3rd of September, yeah it was literally yesterday

Fortnite summer

the upcoming games fresh cream Lupo he might be doing well with in-game apparel

he still needs to learn and I kept loop I'm soon as he failed he just is like no

PICK ONe and COMMIT!!! Ok?? >:(( if you're GONNA do the brofist, do the damn

brofist

I don't even understand how you mess up a brofist by the way, ok? It's

nearly impossible all you gotta do is this there's no how hard do I squeeze

let it be known by the way I have an amazing handshake ok

well- nO ONE ASKED!! You don't even HAVE hands!

People try now when they meet me

they're like can I please shake your hand and I'm like yeah you can you

know why ?? this is amazing there was one little f-king kid in Japan I remember he

tried he tried to trick me that little Japanese son of a gun

tried to trick me I'm gonna find it where is it this thing's really good grinds my

gears

oh yeah, this one is great.

*large skratta*

oh I love that one

I just met Pewdiepie and he gave me a ~proper~ handshake. THAT happened. Come on

yeah!! I found it look at this look at this guy faking me out

he tried-- they're filming I bet he's telling his friend like alright we're

gonna get him we're gonna get him now we fight- this is our chance

like I'm crazy

They're conspiring against me!! Okay?

They knew they set this up alright? I'll film, I'll mess up

the handshake

no. Perfect. You see that?

Perfect

Even though he faked me out, I recovered

Forget the handshake, awkward hugs is where it at. Please don't do

this to me.

Stop, just- stop. stop.

oh there it is- with me

*wheeze*

I didn't even know I didn't even know I thought he meant I should sit down oh

yes that's what you get Conan that's what you get that's what you get for

messing up my life that's what you get for ruining my life I'm shaking

I've never been this upset in my life my mouth is salivating we got a little

sidetracked let's keep watching

ALRIGHT

I DON't ACTUALLY CARE

ShAkE mY hAnD

let me explain what happened here this guy most likely I'm not saying I'm just

speculating, most likely he has some form of phobia and he doesn't like touching

people hence the posture of that you don't

shake my hand this is the posture of I dont want to shake your hand and I dont want to touch,Riiight?

I can respect that but

the reason I know this is cuz I I met a fan and I was gonna shake his hand all right

this is not a handshake fail by the way it was a handshake win but I didn't

realize he had some form of phobia cuz he was wearing gloves

it was clear afterwards cuz marzia saw it and she told me and she was like he

didn't want to shake your hand cuz he has the phobia of touching people or

something like that didn't you see he was wearing gloves and I was like oh yeah

that's right oh I remember he didn't want me to take his phone

now I remember that's what I IT WASN'T A HANDSHAKE FAIL tOLd yOu I TolD you I'm so

passionate about this subject hehehehey I love this clip and I'll tell you why cuz he

just makes a list like a UH hand gesture it wasn't a handshake gesture so the guy

gets confused and he's like okay thumbs up to this guy and then he gets confused

and he's like oh do you want to shake my hand oh wait what but this guy on the

left absolute legend because as this guy points out he obviously gets a kick over

of awkward this was you know it fuels some people it gives him strength

it's a buff for him I bet he played better after this cuz he just dominated

this guy alright what else do we got

oh noΣ(°△°|||)︴

AWWW AWWWWW

this guy is like why are you touching me HEheHeHe(´ ∀ ` *)

EEHeHEHeeHEEhe LOok aT hIs fAcE

what are you doing＼(〇_ｏ)／

what's wrong with youu(•ิ_•ิ)?

look he's ruBBing his hands („ಡωಡ„)

hands like I need I need at least someone to touch him

I just need to get rid of this cringe please it's a tough life to live I get

it we're all gonna die and here we are just we can't even touch each other

bla bla bla(ง ื▿ ื)ว

you see an untrained eye might hav-might have missed that one

I bet an expert level five handshake failed cringe compilation guy spotted

immediately here you see he goes in and they kind of wait

bless the man who did the camera work cuz he spotted it as well he must have

been a very high level rank as well he cut away from the handshake

to spare this man of the cringe and it almost got away with it so I applaud

that good job you guys eSports has been getting really big lately and a lot of

professional video game players are actually getting pretty famous

here's a guy who goes by the name of Seagal finishing up an interview at a

competition this week and check out his cool handshake at the end watch thank

you wait why is Jimmy Fallon stealing my idea(°ㅂ°╬)

Jimmy Fallon٩(╬ʘ益ʘ╬)۶٩(╬ʘ益ʘ╬)۶

don't make me challenge you٩(╬ʘ益ʘ╬)۶ don't make me add you to the list of the nine year

olds enemies you know what I bet you there's some cringe of you Jimmy first

of all this clip is amazing I feel bad for Seagal though I'm sure he's laughing

at it in his grave because he's dead you can't survive this quaint

(pewds laughing(*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ)

if Jimmy Fallon is laughing at you that that's not you let's say you know you mess up

miss that that's deep

I guess video games help with a hand-eye

coordination but not hand hand coordination good joke Jimmy who wrote

that for you Jimmy Fallon and shake failed all right come on give me

something

all right well he's sweating he's got pit stains so yeah

joke's on you where's this Indian no it's Tai-

Taiwanese shake look at this guy instigator shake dance visual where is

it where is it show me the French take me to the cringe

it's sometimes you just gotta throw your hand out and see where it lands

and so how I touch boobs for the first time all right moving on wait what is

this handshake fail Indigo Prophecy wait

it fails the handshake I failed the handshake is the game over

hey games over not an even video games kid hit look he died wait I play this

game did I that I failed the handshake ah man

can someone please look that up it's possible that I didn't even play this

part cuz there's a bunch of different routes in the game right

oh man please like that yeah you go forward we go side

that's the thing if you mess up a handshake new abilities unlock on you

this guy got so angry That's not me editing that by the way yeah you go

forward we go side all right that's it that's it that's it for the fresh

handshakes as always if you find them if you find any cringe send it my way and I